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2023.06.04 09:56 xnnyynnx reddit is my last resort, not allowed to have friends or social media: My bf (23M) has retroactive jealousy over my (22F) past

Yall please help because its affecting me a lot, I'm writing this as fast as i can on my pc bc he checks my screen time on my phone, warning; its a lot bc I'm not allowed to talk to anyone so I came here to let it out and I need help
short story on how we met, important to the story
my bf and go to the same college and we met once in 2019 in campus but it was just a hello and we forgot about each other. we officially spoke in March 2022, no contact until August 2022 when we actually got to know each other. i spoke to him like how I would normally speak with my other friends, i have a big personality and i made inappropriate jokes like you'd see on social media, totally harmless memes and i didn't hide my personality when I was with him, he didn't like it but was okay with until recent, he says he is disgusted with the person I was before. he is diagnosed with OCD. fast forward to October 2022, he confessed and I accepted it and we were official. we don't live together.
the first day i met him in Aug2022, he told me he was only into virgins like he is but he said he has done everything (not sex) with multiple random people before, went on dates with countless people and had few girlfriends. and i told him my past, I've had 2 bfs and a situationship, I've only made out (kissed and received hickeys), sent half naked pic (bikini pics) to one of the bf. at first he didn't pursue me bc of this, then we started talking and i had no intention to flirt with him, I talked to him like I normally talk. then we got together and it was fine for few months. he did say he takes the past of his gfs seriously and he broke up with a few bc they had a past. he asked me if I was okay with his past and ocd and i said yes, until now it doesn't bother me.
the problem started in Feb2023 when ex2 texted me on ig (it gave me a panic attack bc it was a very traumatizing relationship and i ended it) and told my bf and he asked me to give my ig pw to him to handle it. then he started going through my chats and he found a chat with ex2 back in 2021, it was very teenagey and childish, few pics but nothing serious but he got very affected by it. i kept reassuring him I've never met ex2 and it was edating bc quarantine. bf and i had a break for 3 days and he kept wanting to break up and in those 3 days i was begging him to stay bc it's not like i cheated on him, i didn't have a talking stage/situationship/anything with anyone since Feb2022 until him. i told him whatever i could remember bc the ex2 relationship affected me to the point i had ed, but until now he pressures me to tell everything that happened and he is making me relive everything.
ever since this incident I've been anxious and haven't been giving my all for this relationship, i wasn't given any reassurance and anything, which i understand bc it affects him so I've learned to accept that (whenever my past issues come up i cant ask for reassurance/comfort bc the past is my fault that i betrayed him before meeting him. - his words). i put maximum effort before feb2022, no complaints from him. until this issue. this happened again in march2023.
i said 'don't say vulgar words (like i wanna f*** you) bc it doesn't sound intimate" back in Jan2023 and for awhile he was okay with it but i guess he had it in mind bc in March2023 he asked me why i allowed ex2 to speak like that but not him and made it into a whole issue. i had to reassure him and say bc i didn't feel intimate with ex2 but with my bf i did. he said its affecting him a lot and he wanted to break up with me here, i begged him to stay here as well. but it started to tear me apart bc i had nothing but love for my bf and it hurt me a lot and i had to distract myself constantly to be okay.
other problems
we were somewhat fine after that, we kept meeting and went out to eat and to campus but slowly he started restricting everything, wasn't allowed to go out alone or with friend, wasn't allowed to talk to my girl best friend & few other friends bc they were from my past, wasn't allowed to use twitter and tiktok, these apps are to keep up on games, kpop and the things i like, i told him this and he said doesn't care. had a group of close friends my girlbsf and 2 male bsf, he accused me of having a thing w one of my male bsf from that group. we really didn't, all of us were just close friends like siblings, 4 of us knew each other parents and our parents knew each other. but he still thinks i had a thing with him. i cut him off bc respected my bf. i have no problem cutting contact with any male if it makes my bf uncomfy bc its basic respect. but he gives me tests to see if i will pass the test, like will i listen to everything he says, if i don't it will turn into a big fight and i have to beg for his forgiveness and still do it if it makes me anxious or uncomfy. when i asked him to unfollow his ex gfs he would say he wants to keep them so they can see how well he was doing. he would say they are harmless and start a fight with me for even bringing that up. he doesn't like my big personality (para 1) and hes been trying to 'correct my mindset' and 'prohibit me from being wrong'. he always asks about the timeline (para 1) to make sure i didn't 'cheat' on him despite only meeting him for a day and didn't speak for months until Aug2022.
he doesn't allow me to ask questions like, why he can do certain things while he restricts me from doing but it will end up in an argument for asking unnecessary questions. he gets verbally abusive when he is mad about my past and would say he will break my face and will use vulgar language. it hurts me terribly, im not the person to get angry and be verbally abusive, i speak very calmly and wont raise my voice but he will raise his voice and threaten me. we have other problems in the relationship, he has access to my ig and would ask me what i spoke to A(for example) and im required to remember everything that i spoke to A if not he will flip out and say im hiding and lying. i don't think of random people all the time and im always under pressure to remember every convo if not he accuses me of lying or hiding. i honestly have nothing to hide, he reads my old chats with platonic friends and twists it to make it seem like there is something. i admit when we had my past issue in Feb2023, ive deleted few chats because i know he will twist it and i shouldn't have done that and hes very upset about it until now, but I'm glad i did bc it saved me alot of problems, not because i was doing smth wrong but he doesn't understand my humor said 'does everyone know youre a wh*re bc you spoke like that with everyone?' i spoke like how a normal genz that watches tiktok would (step on me for example) i didn't flirt with anyone.
the reason why im writing this is because im scared very scared and tired.
i still love him even after everything, he made me question myself. Am i a narcist or do i have bpd or have any mental issues. be honest you guys. am i the wrong one here? there's so much more and i could see hes a very insecure person and I've been trying to reassure him as much as i can, but its affecting my social life, its nonexistent now. i got an internship at a place i love and he wants to join the place as well, its not a problem for me but he said if i have to work alone he will break up with me because hes worried about me and wouldn't be there to protect me if i get assaulted. im really unhappy, im required to let go of any job offers if he not selected with him, he does the same but i want independence and freedom. i spoke to him about this and he reacted very badly and i had to give in. i feel like i lost myself trying to be the person he wants. he is aware of retroactive jealousy but he takes it out on me in the worst possible way and im left alone to heal by myself. yesterday he wanted to leave me for changing my ig pw without his permission. and he asked for my snap pw and he went through all my snaps from 2020 to present and he is forcing me to tell him which pics ive sent to ex2 as I'm writing this right now. i cant keep doing this. im always under pressure and im stressed all the time, its not enjoyable talking to him anymore. its taking a toll on me, i have other worries other than this relationship but this is 95% of my problems and it affecting my life.
he can be very nice and sweet and he says he loves me but whenever hes hurt hes verbally abusive and might be physically abusive bc he punches walls and breaks things but whenever im hurt and i express it, he will either turn it into a joke or turn it into an argument saying i should've thought about him and how it would make him feel before expressing my hurt. end of the day i must be the one to apologize if im right or wrong, he does apologize as well but only when we have a big fight for him to understand. im on birth control pills for the first time and its making my hair fall and have mood swings but he not there, he doesn't care and said don't blame the pills. i might be neurodivergent and im trying to get diagnosed for Asperger's soon bc i think its one of the factors affecting the relationship and my social skills but that's a whole different discussion. there so much more but i dont have time.
i really dont want to lose him bc we really a genuine good time before the retroactive jealousy and all the relationship problems, i wanted to help him through the ocd, but now i dont what to do i dont think im strong enough for this, right this moment i received a guilt trip message saying he can't eat even when the food is good when he chose to go through my snap (which had only pics of me) to overthink and twist everything and blame it on me. now i have to go admit my mistakes and beg for forgiveness. hes been saying he wants to leave but its a test to see if i will fight for him to come back, when he blocked me yesterday he wanted me to text him on other apps and got mad when i didnt.
to be clear, i have never cheated/flirted with anyone and dont have a reason to hide anything, objectively i didn't do anything wrong while i was in this relationship, ive been very faithful but now i feel like i should delete everything because i cant stand the constant abuse and harassment, id rather be accused of hiding and lying even when im not than explain what each word meant and this happened during my finals as well, i wasted alot of time and im tired. help
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2023.06.04 07:42 FrontpageWatch2020 [#310+352470] Guys I just found this fucking hilarious meme [r/Gamingcirclejerk]

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2023.06.04 06:44 sfgbot POSTGAME THREAD: Orioles @ Giants, 6/3. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread!

Postgame Thread 6/4/2023

Final Score: Orioles 0, Giants 4
Purpose of this thread


Description Length Video
Bullpen availability for Baltimore, June 3 vs Giants 0:07 Video
Bullpen availability for San Francisco, June 3 vs Orioles 0:07 Video
Starting lineups for Orioles at Giants - June 3, 2023 0:09 Video
Breaking down Kyle Bradish's pitches 0:08 Video
Breaking down Alex Cobb's pitches 0:08 Video
Alex Cobb's outing against the Orioles 0:22 Video
Alex Cobb punches out Austin Hays swinging in the 2nd 0:08 Video
Kyle Bradish fans Mike Yastrzemski looking in the 1st 0:09 Video
J.D. Davis bloops an RBI single to right field 0:23 Video
Wilmer Flores laces a two-run single to center field 0:33 Video
Aaron Hicks spins and wins to make a sweet catch 0:15 Video
Kyle Bradish strikes out five against the Giants 0:28 Video
Austin Slater lines an RBI single to center field 0:18 Video
Austin Slater dives and thrives to make a great catch 0:13 Video
Kyle Bradish strikes out Gunnar Henderson swinging 0:08 Video
Nominate your Player of the Game (POTG). Upvote your choice if it's posted, or add your own!
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2023.06.04 06:18 Poyo-Espacial My partner wants to creampie and I am afraid of it

So, i liked a meme about "my love for creampies vs my fear of having children" and when she saw it she thought it was hilarious. Then she told me she would love to do that and I agreed as I find it incredibly hot but it was really not a possibility for a variety of reasons, almost entirely because we are 19.
She started taking the pill 10 days ago because of hormone imbalances and she mentioned something about creampies but I just thought it wasn't really serious until today.
If there's a chance that we can have sex when we have plans I ask her if I should bring a condom and she either tells me yes or no. This time she said "no, but we are still doing it ;)"
I was really excited at first but now I am really fucking afraid it might go wrong and she gets pregnant. My father told me once I was a result of the pills failing and it has stuck with me since. That was very much something you don't tell your children but ultimately it accomplished it's purpose and I'm afraid of it.
Does anybody have any tips on how to aproach this? That meme is just way too accurate
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2023.06.04 02:25 OpeningVermicelli405 Memes go hard brrrr

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2023.06.04 01:49 icrushallevil Kira chose to be oblivious

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2023.06.04 01:29 Anotherguy783 The final form of FA

Hi, it's been a while. A long while. After getting my heart broken and alienating all of you by being a total d*ck, I left. There were prospects for me. None of those prospects worked out. I never found the job I needed I never even came close to a gf. The closest I came to a gf was saying hi to a woman at a coffee shop I moved since then and don't have any coffee shops around here. I guess I could go to the grocery store near here and flirt with a woman in the deli but that's not a good idea.
This isn't a post about any positive things happening. I lost my support system and have no one to talk to. I'm going to become a 40 year old virgin aka a meme next month. I've stopped caring about myself. There is no get out bro anymore. I still go out but only to get things. I don't socialize anymore. I've realized what I am and keep to myself.
This is where it gets bad. FA has partially driven me to the final form of loneliness plus depression. I don't value my life. No, please don't think I am a threat to myself. They would love me to say yes but no. I just don't care. I had Covid. Bad Covid. The Covid where I couldn't stop coughing and couldn't move. Did I go to the hospital? No. I didn't fight it. I hoped maybe this was my time and I could go out being a Covid statistic. The thing was, I recovered, and now get sick seemingly every month. I constantly bleed from issues. I woke up this morning to a leg covered in blood from some condition. I don't care about myself enough to fix it. Every morning I wake up, it's disappointed. That's the final form of FA. Being a 40 year old virgin who doesn't care about living anymore. It's not about talk to people bro. This is the form that I hope none of you end up. You have no one. Nothing. No family who cares about you. No friends to build you up. No sig. others to be companions to you. You don't count. You don't matter and you are just waiting for the day where you don't wake up because on that day the world will celebrate.
No, I don't blame women. I'm not some I word. I blame myself. I wish it could have ended better so I could make people on here proud but it didn't happen. I did everything wrong in life. Now I must pay the consequences. If I could be one of you young kids, I would have done things differently. If there are any of you left who I used to know, I hope you turned out better.
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2023.06.03 20:26 Capable_Sandwich_422 Achievement Unlocked

Customer flirts with you. Did a delivery earlier, guy came out, looked me up and down and said “Oh my God, DoorDash done upgraded!”. Pretty hilarious.
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2023.06.03 13:00 Tiny_Tangelo_8270 I finally had a fantasy fulfilled, but it wasn’t at like like I expected

Some background: I was this guy’s boss for a few years, some years ago now. I’m in my 40’s - introverted, awkward, nerdy, not traditionally attractive by any means. He’s in his 30’s - hot, buff, outgoing, charismatic, and hilarious. When we worked together I always secretly had the hots for him, but we were both in relationships and I was his boss so I always kept everything strictly professional. It was one of those situations though where if, being the anxious weirdo that I am, I accidentally brushed his hand while handing him something, or if he caught me staring at him a little too long, I would turn beet red and get all flustered. I was just insanely attracted to this unobtainable man, but I did my best to put it out of my head and maintain a professional work environment.
We ended up both leaving that job a few years ago. I stayed with the company in a different department and he moved on.
So, I make a habit of giving all my directs my cell in case they need to call off or if there’s an emergency. I still have this practice today with my directs and for the most part, nobody abuses it. However, randomly last fall while I’m trying to get up the courage to leave my long term abusive relationship, my hot (now single), former employee texts me out of nowhere. We start chatting about random stuff. Mostly bitching about our jobs and chatting about some common interests. We chat relatively regularly, exchanging memes and shooting the shit.
Fast forward a few months. My relationship ended, I’d been single a couple months and my new buddy and I somehow end up sexting until 3 in the morning. It was completely out of the blue, too and ended up being a one time thing. He makes it clear he’s not looking to start seeing anyone, including me, and we table it as a one-off drunken mistake. My anxious ass absolutely obsesses about this for half a goddamned year, trying to maintain the friendship without making things weird.
Fast forward to 2 nights ago when he propositions me - once again out of the blue. We weren’t even sexting or flirting - I was bragging about how good of a cook I am. After approximately three seconds of hesitation on my part, I’m like “fuck it, let’s do this”. He shows up at mine shortly before midnight.
I had built up in my head what hooking up with my now-friend would be like - imagined it, berated myself for imagining it, and convinced myself it would never happen. I expected it to be intense and overwhelming; a quick fuck and then a goodbye. Instead it was awkward and weirdly tender. It was also stupid hot and hours long and he slept over. He made me feel sexy and I haven’t felt sexy in a long, long time. I feel on top of the world and I’m still riding that high.
I have no idea what’s going to happen next, but I’m sure it won’t be what I expect.
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2023.06.03 12:39 Honest-Ad-6019 What's the most hilarious meme you've come across?

What's the most unexpected thing you've ever found in food?
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2023.06.03 11:47 Jaded_Intention1854 What's the most hilarious meme you've come across?

What's the most impressive talent you have?
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2023.06.03 07:44 papercutEXE Welcome

Welcome to the subreddit of hilarious classic memes where dead or old memes come to play bingo.
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2023.06.03 06:50 HumbleGrass4768 What's the most hilarious meme you've come across?

What's the most awkward date you've ever been on?
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2023.06.03 06:46 sfgbot POSTGAME THREAD: Orioles @ Giants, 6/2. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread!

Postgame Thread 6/3/2023

Final Score: Orioles 3, Giants 2
Purpose of this thread


Description Length Video
Bullpen availability for San Francisco, June 2 vs Orioles 0:07 Video
Bullpen availability for Baltimore, June 2 vs Giants 0:07 Video
Fielding alignment for Baltimore, June 2 vs Giants 0:11 Video
Fielding alignment for San Francisco, June 2 vs Orioles 0:11 Video
Starting lineups for Orioles at Giants - June 2, 2023 0:09 Video
The distance behind LaMonte Wade Jr.'s home run 0:12 Video
LaMonte Wade Jr.'s home run through bat tracking data 0:09 Video
Measuring the stats on Gunnar Henderson's home run 0:11 Video
Analyzing Gunnar Henderson's home run through bat tracking 0:09 Video
Breaking down Dean Kremer's pitches 0:08 Video
Dean Kremer's outing against the Giants 0:23 Video
Breaking down Logan Webb's pitches 0:08 Video
Logan Webb's outing against the Orioles 0:22 Video
LaMonte Wade Jr. hammers a solo homer to right field 0:24 Video
Ryan O'Hearn grounds an RBI single up the middle 0:17 Video
Jorge Mateo dribbles an RBI infield knock 0:25 Video
Giants fans cheer as the Splash counter hits 100 0:46 Video
Orioles nab Wisely at home after a single from Davis 0:24 Video
Yastrzemski's RBI double 0:19 Video
Giants challenge a safe call on a Mateo steal attempt 0:30 Video
Gunnar Henderson drills a go-ahead home run in 7th 0:25 Video
Crawford robs Rutschman of a hit with a stellar play 0:19 Video
Brett Wisely takes a homer away from Aaron Hicks 0:25 Video
Nominate your Player of the Game (POTG). Upvote your choice if it's posted, or add your own!
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2023.06.03 06:33 drhiggens meirl

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2023.06.03 05:56 Afraid-Honeydew813 What's the most hilarious meme you've come across?

What is the most meaningful or sentimental gift you have ever received?
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2023.06.03 04:46 Relative-Ad7531 Go hard printer is a meme deck? Yes, and is hilarious when it works

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2023.06.03 03:50 Free-Heat3144 What's the most hilarious meme you've come across?

Have you ever tried a "ghost pepper" and if so, what was your experience like?
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2023.06.03 02:19 VVReptile I mixed some cookie dough into my rude co-workers hair.

So, this happened a few years ago when I was working at a Dairy Queen. It was the 2nd job I've ever had and I wasn't very experienced with much of anything, but making Blizzards was surprisingly easy and actually kinda fun! Issue was my co-worker, let's call him Pillsbury. Pillsbury was a year or two younger than me, but because he worked there ONE more month than me he had this attitude of being superior despite having the personality of mosquito larvae. He'd always dawdle on tasks, take ages to reply to anything, and usually flirted with girls in the back while playing on his phone. Well, one day I noticed him subtly flicking bits of our cookie dough bits into another poor girls hair and because her hair was long and a bit wavy (she worked register so not really any reto tie it up) she didn't notice a thing. Well I've had enough of this stereotypical douchebag so I started doing the same to his own dumb broccoli hair (y'know, the average white guy douchebag cut that's been making the rounds lately). He also didn't notice anything until I accidentally flicked one right into his mouth after he unexpectedly turned around. He choked a bit before getting all pissy with me where I just shrugged and said "Your fault for not noticing." at which point he seemed to catch on and pulled a wad of maybe 20 bits of dough from his hair. Fortunately, he's not smart, and ended up just dragging at all through his hair and making a HUGE mess. My wonderful manager came to me later that day and said, while it was hilarious and deserved (he watched everything almost on the camers), he'd have to write me up. The girl apparently wasn't too mad about it because she wanted an excuse to get a pixie cut anyway, but nontheless his actions bothered me so there we go.
Edit: Kinda hope Rslash finds this, lol
Extra edit: Please feel free to point out typos, I have a habit of typing too fast and I'm not great at spelling to begin with 😅
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