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2012.10.09 08:43 gama69g futuresynth: in synth we trust
Future Synth is the sounds of yesteryear, today! It's 70s, 80s, & early 90s inspired music created that covers multiple subgenres (pop, romance, high school coming of age, old school video games, highway chase, outrun, summer crush, sci-fi soundtrack, etc) in the nostalgia infused Retro Synth community.
2023.06.03 11:02 -ivan-_ Battery indicator turned green
I plugged my phone into an usb port in public and the icon of it on the UI turned green, usually it turns blue for fast charge or it remains black, what does the green mean?
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2023.06.03 10:49 Upstairs_Living_3102 SafePepe (BSC) The Next Moonshot, Missed PEPE? Here's Your Second Chance! Fair Launch, Safety-Centric, Rewarding, and Primed for Lift-off!
Attention crypto voyagers! If you looked on with regret as the PEPE rocket left for the moon, brace yourself for a second chance! Presenting SafePepe - a revolution in the DeFi galaxy, centered around safety, rewards, and fair launch!
In the tempestuous waters of crypto, SafePepe is a beacon of safety. Each holder reaps a generous 2% BUSD reward on every transaction that rolls across the network. All you have to do is hold SafePepe in your wallet, and watch as your balance inflates! And for those weary of rug pulls, rest easy. SafePepe has locked liquidity, reinforcing the safety barriers around your investment.
Our project is setting its sight on true decentralization, with a robust roadmap to guide us into a successful application launch (spoiler… AI driven).
Launched on the principles of fairness and transparency, SafePepe is currently sitting pretty at a 60k market cap. However, this token is not just primed, it's ready for an exponential ascent. With a solid foundation and a robust plan which will foster true utility, SafePepe is all geared up to follow in the footsteps of its predecessor, PEPE, and embark on a moonshot journey.
The excitement doesn't stop there! As we make our grand appearance on CoinMarketCap (CMC), we're set to renounce ownership, catapulting SafePepe into the realm of true decentralization. This is a token that belongs to the community, run by the community. The decision to renounce ownership symbolizes our commitment to create a truly decentralized, transparent, and community-driven platform.
As we take our position on the CMC stage, we're also dropping all transaction taxes to an absolute 0%. This is a huge step in creating a seamless, friction-free trading experience for all SafePepe holders. The focus is to keep it simple and rewarding for you, the backbone of SafePepe.
Don't sit on the sidelines and watch this spaceship take off without you. Secure your seat on the SafePepe rocket! We're not just another token in the market, we're a project with a vision - to redefine the norms of DeFi, ensure safety, and reward our community. The countdown has begun - SafePepe is set to soar. Will you be on board?
Remember, as always, to do your own research. But keep SafePepe on your radar – it's your golden ticket to a safe, rewarding, and untaxed journey through the crypto cosmos!
Community Chat: safepepechat
Safepepe Website: https://safepepecoin.com
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In the tempestuous waters of crypto, SafePepe is a beacon of safety. Each holder reaps a generous 2% BUSD reward on every transaction that rolls across the network. All you have to do is hold SafePepe in your wallet, and watch as your balance inflates! And for those weary of rug pulls, rest easy. SafePepe has locked liquidity, reinforcing the safety barriers around your investment.
Our project is setting its sight on true decentralization, with a robust roadmap to guide us into a successful application launch (spoiler… AI driven).
Launched on the principles of fairness and transparency, SafePepe is currently sitting pretty at a 60k market cap. However, this token is not just primed, it's ready for an exponential ascent. With a solid foundation and a robust plan which will foster true utility, SafePepe is all geared up to follow in the footsteps of its predecessor, PEPE, and embark on a moonshot journey.
The excitement doesn't stop there! As we make our grand appearance on CoinMarketCap (CMC), we're set to renounce ownership, catapulting SafePepe into the realm of true decentralization. This is a token that belongs to the community, run by the community. The decision to renounce ownership symbolizes our commitment to create a truly decentralized, transparent, and community-driven platform.
As we take our position on the CMC stage, we're also dropping all transaction taxes to an absolute 0%. This is a huge step in creating a seamless, friction-free trading experience for all SafePepe holders. The focus is to keep it simple and rewarding for you, the backbone of SafePepe.
Don't sit on the sidelines and watch this spaceship take off without you. Secure your seat on the SafePepe rocket! We're not just another token in the market, we're a project with a vision - to redefine the norms of DeFi, ensure safety, and reward our community. The countdown has begun - SafePepe is set to soar. Will you be on board?
Remember, as always, to do your own research. But keep SafePepe on your radar – it's your golden ticket to a safe, rewarding, and untaxed journey through the crypto cosmos!
Community Chat: safepepechat
Safepepe Website: https://safepepecoin.com
2023.06.03 10:32 m62665 IONIQ 5 Lounge RWD 77.4kWh
 | Hi everybody, submitted by m62665 to Ioniq5 [link] [comments] At first, excuses for my English, it isn't my first language. I've read a lot of things on this page about this fantastic car, wanted to share something as well. Although, it might not that interesting, because like (almost?) all of you, I am also very positive. And the photo's, well you know what the car looks like. But i'll post some anyway. I've ordered my IONIQ 5 in september 2022. At that time i still had my Volvo S60 diesel from 2008, wonderful 5-cylinder, but the car costs became too high for me. There was also about 450,000 kilometers on the counter, so the maintenance costs were also getting slightly higher. Although I am convinced that the car was far from finished. The old beast, Volvo S60 2.4 D5 from 2008 And in Europe there are more and more Low Emission Zones, in some cities I was banned with a diesel like this. That's understandable, but also quit annoying. I'm using my car quit a lot for my work, so i needed something else. And I wanted that something else not to be a newer diesel, i wanted something for the future. So after a lot of thinking (especially about the costs of a new car) I've chosen the IONIQ 5. The dealer told me that if i'm lucky i'd get it may 2023, but it was probably going to be later in the year. So you can imagine how surprised (and happy) I was when I received a call in february where they told me that my car was on a ship and arriving in the port around march 6th. The car needed to be shipped to my local dealer and they had to prepare somethings, so I had to wait until march 22nd to pick my car up. It was the first time that I bought a brand new car, so it was quit unbelievable to experience all of it. Picking up my IONIQ 5 Lounge (77,4 kWh) I bought the Lounge version, i guess it's called the Limited in the US. I've chosen for the RWD, because.. well I live in The Netherlands, so everything is quit flat over here. The highest point over here is 322 meters above sea level. Not very impressive, so I really don't need AWD. I did a testdrive in an AWD, the speed was quit impressive. But it being more expensive and having less range made me choose for the RWD. Still quit fast and a bit more space in the frunk. And for the holidays to the Alps for example, de RWD will still manage, i'm sure of that. First time charging (public charging 'station') When i picked it up, the car had driven 11km. Now, to be precise 73 days later, i just went over the 10.000km. So far, i really love it. It's quiet, comfortable, fast and gorgeous to see. Every time I see the car I am still excited. And I think that feeling will stay for a very long time. The fast charging is very impressive, i don't need it that much, but when i do it never disappoints. This summer i'm going on a holiday with my girlfriend for the first time with an EV. I'm very curious how that goes. In The Netherlands you do have a lot of charging stations, you will always manage to find one. But, from what i've heard, the more you to the south of Europe, the harder it gets. We're going to France (Chamonix) and Italy (near Genua). So that will be our first big adventure with an EV, but I'm sure we'll be fine. And in the coming years, more and more charging stations will be added in Europe, so that can only get better. If you're still reading, apologies for this long story. I'll stop now, maybe I'll come up with an update later. Will try to keep it shorter then. Have a great day everyone and enjoy your beautiful cars. Manoj |
2023.06.03 10:30 Tigrannes On this day in History, June 3
 | ANCIENT WORLD submitted by Tigrannes to Historycord [link] [comments] 350 – The Roman usurper Nepotianus, of the Constantinian dynasty, proclaims himself Roman emperor, entering Rome at the head of a group of gladiators. MIDDLE AGES 713 – The Byzantine emperor Philippicus is blinded, deposed and sent into exile by conspirators of the Opsikion army in Thrace. He is succeeded by Anastasios II, who begins the reorganization of the Byzantine army. 1098 – After a five-month siege during the First Crusade, the Crusaders seize Antioch (today's Turkey). 1140 – The French scholar Peter Abelard is found guilty of heresy. 1326 – The Treaty of Novgorod delineates borders between Russia and Norway in Finnmark. EARLY MODERN WORLD 1539 – Hernando de Soto claims Florida for Spain. 1602 – An English naval force defeats a fleet of Spanish galleys, and captures a large Portuguese carrack at the Battle of Sesimbra Bay 1608 – Samuel de Champlain lands at Tadoussac, Quebec, in the course of his third voyage to New France, and begins erecting fortifications.[8] 1621 – The Dutch West India Company receives a charter for New Netherland. 1658 – Pope Alexander VII appoints François de Laval vicar apostolic in New France. 1665 – James Stuart, Duke of York (later to become King James II of England), defeats the Dutch fleet off the coast of Lowestoft. REVOLUTIONARY AGE 1781 – Jack Jouett begins his midnight ride to warn Thomas Jefferson and the Virginia legislature of an impending raid by Banastre Tarleton. 1839 – In Humen, China, Lin Tse-hsü destroys 1.2 million kilograms of opium confiscated from British merchants, providing Britain with a casus belli to open hostilities, resulting in the First Opium War. 1844 – The last pair of great auks is killed. 1861 – American Civil War: Battle of Philippi (also called the Philippi Races): Union forces rout Confederate troops in Barbour County, Virginia, now West Virginia. 1864 – American Civil War: Battle of Cold Harbor: Union forces attack Confederate troops in Hanover County, Virginia. 1866 – The Fenians are driven out of Fort Erie, Ontario back into the United States. SECOND INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION 1885 – In the last military engagement fought on Canadian soil, the Cree leader, Big Bear, escapes the North-West Mounted Police. 1889 – The first long-distance electric power transmission line in the United States is completed, running 14 miles (23 km) between a generator at Willamette Falls and downtown Portland, Oregon. WORLD WARS 1916 – The National Defense Act is signed into law, increasing the size of the United States National Guard by 450,000 men. 1935 – One thousand unemployed Canadian workers board freight cars in Vancouver, beginning a protest trek to Ottawa. 1937 – The Duke of Windsor marries Wallis Simpson. 1940 – World War II: The Luftwaffe bombs Paris. 1940 – Franz Rademacher proposes plans to make Madagascar the "Jewish homeland", an idea that had first been considered by 19th century journalist Theodor Herzl. 1941 – World War II: The Wehrmacht razes the Greek village of Kandanos to the ground and murders 180 of its inhabitants. 1942 – World War II: Japan begins the Aleutian Islands Campaign by bombing Unalaska Island. 1943 – In Los Angeles, California, white U.S. Navy sailors and Marines attack Latino youths in the five-day Zoot Suit Riots. COLD WAR 1950 – Herzog and Lachenal of the French Annapurna expedition become the first climbers to reach the summit of an 8,000-metre peak. 1962 – At Paris Orly Airport, Air France Flight 007 overruns the runway and explodes when the crew attempts to abort takeoff, killing 130. 1963 – Soldiers of the South Vietnamese Army attack protesting Buddhists in Huế with liquid chemicals from tear-gas grenades, causing 67 people to be hospitalized for blistering of the skin and respiratory ailments. 1965 – The launch of Gemini 4, the first multi-day space mission by a NASA crew. Ed White, a crew member, performs the first American spacewalk. 1969 – Melbourne–Evans collision: off the coast of South Vietnam, the Australian aircraft carrier HMAS Melbourne cuts the U.S. Navy destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in half; resulting in 74 deaths. 1973 – A Soviet supersonic Tupolev Tu-144 crashes near Goussainville, France, killing 14, the first crash of a supersonic passenger aircraft. 1979 – A blowout at the Ixtoc I oil well in the southern Gulf of Mexico causes at least 3,000,000 barrels (480,000 m3) of oil to be spilled into the waters, the second-worst accidental oil spill ever recorded. 1980 – An explosive device is detonated at the Statue of Liberty. The FBI suspects Croatian nationalists. 1980 – The 1980 Grand Island tornado outbreak hits Nebraska, causing five deaths and $300 million (equivalent to $1066 million in 2022) worth of damage. 1982 – The Israeli ambassador to the United Kingdom, Shlomo Argov, is shot on a London street; he survives but is left paralysed. 1984 – Operation Blue Star, a military offensive, is launched by the Indian government at Harmandir Sahib, also known as the Golden Temple, the holiest shrine for Sikhs, in Amritsar. The operation continues until June 6, with casualties, most of them civilians, in excess of 5,000. 1989 – The government of China sends troops to force protesters out of Tiananmen Square after seven weeks of occupation. 1991 – Mount Unzen erupts in Kyūshū, Japan, killing 43 people, all of them either researchers or journalists. MODERN WORLD 1992 – Aboriginal land rights are recognised in Australia, overturning the long-held colonial assumption of terra nullius, in Mabo v Queensland (No 2), a case brought by Torres Strait Islander Eddie Mabo and leading to the Native Title Act 1993. 1998 – After suffering a mechanical failure, a high speed train derails at Eschede, Germany, killing 101 people. 2006 – The union of Serbia and Montenegro comes to an end with Montenegro's formal declaration of independence. 2012 – A plane carrying 153 people on board crashes in a residential neighborhood in Lagos, Nigeria, killing everyone on board and six people on the ground. 2012 – The pageant for the Diamond Jubilee of Elizabeth II takes place on the River Thames. 2013 – The trial of United States Army private Chelsea Manning for leaking classified material to WikiLeaks begins in Fort Meade, Maryland. 2013 – At least 119 people are killed in a fire at a poultry farm in Jilin Province in northeastern China. 2015 – An explosion at a gasoline station in Accra, Ghana, kills more than 200 people. 2017 – London Bridge attack: Eight people are murdered and dozens of civilians are wounded by Islamist terrorists. Three of the attackers are shot dead by the police. 2019 – Khartoum massacre: In Sudan, over 100 people are killed when security forces accompanied by Janjaweed militiamen storm and open fire on a sit-in protest. FEATURED 1943: The Battle of Attu, one of the deadliest battles in the Pacific during World War II, ends with the recapture of the island by U.S. forces from the Japanese. American forces fought in snowy conditions, in contrast with the tropical climate in the rest of the Pacific. The more than two-week battle ended when most of the Japanese defenders were killed in brutal hand-to-hand combat after a final banzai charge broke through American lines. |
2023.06.03 10:16 _Triple_ [STORE] 900+ KNIVES/GLOVES/SKINS, 50.000$+ INVENTORY. M9 Fade, M4 Poseidon, BFK Freehand, Crimson Kimono, Nomad Fade, Skeleton, Kara Lore, Bayo Autotronic, AWP Fade, Kara Damas, BFK Ultra, Kara Freehand, Kara Bright, M9 Damas, Omega, Tiger Strike, Flip MF, Bayo Tiger, Deagle Blaze, Talon & More
Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory
Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.
All Buyouts are listed in cash value.
KNIVES
★ Butterfly Knife Freehand FN #1, B/O: $2500
★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $822
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $616
⎯★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $1300
★ Bayonet Autotronic FN, B/O: $1050
★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW, B/O: $629
★ Bayonet Bright Water FT, B/O: $326
★ Bayonet Safari Mesh BS, B/O: $233
⎯★ Karambit Lore FT, B/O: $1110
★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $840
★ Karambit Freehand MW, B/O: $784
★ Karambit Bright Water MW, B/O: $759
⎯★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1801
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1801
★ M9 Bayonet Damascus Steel FN, B/O: $751
⎯★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1156
★ Nomad Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $544
★ Nomad Knife Blue Steel WW, B/O: $318
⎯★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $646
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $574
★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $552
★ Flip Knife Case Hardened FT, B/O: $257
★ Flip Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $255
★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $287
⎯★ Huntsman Knife Lore FN, B/O: $461
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $436
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $353
★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic FT, B/O: $212
★ Huntsman Knife Bright Water FT, B/O: $129
★ Huntsman Knife Forest DDPAT MW, B/O: $129
★ Huntsman Knife Forest DDPAT BS, B/O: $123
★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $127
⎯★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $375
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $363
★ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth FN, B/O: $269
★ Bowie Knife Crimson Web WW, B/O: $192
★ Bowie Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $159
★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $126
⎯★ Stiletto Knife Slaughter FN, B/O: $616
★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web FT, B/O: $412
★ StatTrak™ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe FT, B/O: $227
⎯★ Falchion Knife Lore FT, B/O: $214
★ Falchion Knife Autotronic FT, B/O: $192
★ Falchion Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $105
⎯★ Survival Knife Crimson Web BS, B/O: $216
★ Survival Knife Case Hardened FT, B/O: $198
★ Survival Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $111
⎯★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $368
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $228
★ Shadow Daggers, B/O: $201
★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $108
★ Shadow Daggers Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $105
★ Shadow Daggers Black Laminate FT, B/O: $99
★ Shadow Daggers Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $85
⎯★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) MW #1, B/O: $1700
★ Gut Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $223
★ Gut Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $203
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $191
★ Gut Knife Case Hardened BS, B/O: $127
⎯★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $199
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $199
★ Navaja Knife, B/O: $138
★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel FN, B/O: $111
⎯★ Classic Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $146
★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $168
⎯★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $476
★ Ursus Knife, B/O: $375
⎯★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $1137
★ Talon Knife, B/O: $608
★ Paracord Knife, B/O: $305
★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97
GLOVES
★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $204
★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $142
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure BS, B/O: $84
★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure BS, B/O: $84
★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $63
★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $63
⎯★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1215
★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $672
★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $305
★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander BS, B/O: $140
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web BS, B/O: $137
★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot FT, B/O: $75
⎯★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $359
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid BS, B/O: $229
★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $77
★ Driver Gloves Racing Green FT, B/O: $48
⎯★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $739
★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $733
★ Sport Gloves Arid BS, B/O: $292
⎯★ Hand Wraps Giraffe MW, B/O: $212
★ Hand Wraps Leather FT, B/O: $160
★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh MW, B/O: $101
⎯★ Broken Fang Gloves Yellow-banded MW, B/O: $185
★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point FT, B/O: $67
★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point WW, B/O: $59
⎯★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened BS, B/O: $65
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald FT, B/O: $65
★ Hydra Gloves Emerald BS, B/O: $62
WEAPONS
AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130
AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79
AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76
AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76
AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70
AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60
StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge FT, B/O: $72
⎯AWP Fade FN, B/O: $1039
AWP Asiimov FT, B/O: $139
AWP Asiimov FT, B/O: $139
AWP Wildfire MW, B/O: $95
AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $93
AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $93
AWP Duality FN, B/O: $81
AWP Asiimov BS, B/O: $79
AWP Asiimov BS, B/O: $79
AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $60
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $68
StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $68
StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive FT, B/O: $55
⎯Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $623
Desert Eagle Emerald Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $241
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81
Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81
Desert Eagle Printstream FT, B/O: $54
⎯M4A1-S Blue Phosphor FN, B/O: $434
StatTrak™ M4A1-S Bright Water MW, B/O: $55
⎯M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1465
M4A4 Asiimov BS, B/O: $55
M4A4 Hellfire MW, B/O: $50
⎯USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $72
USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69
StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $139
⎯AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $234
P90 Run and Hide FT, B/O: $147
Five-SeveN Candy Apple FN, B/O: $61
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2023.06.03 10:11 johnnygobbs1 Car on 1%
Hey so I have a plaid s (used to have a 3 that’s why im posting here) in nyc that is down to 1 mile of battery without easy access to a charger. I’m kinda trippin. When I parked the car and it had 33 miles and now I have practically none (a month later). Never had this type of drain in my model 3. I just ordered some long ass extension cord to try and rig something up but am just wondering what my options are if I can’t get the charge port opened or something. Hopefully I can but never ran into this situation before. Thx!
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2023.06.03 10:08 sugar-soad We stayed overnight in a safari park and the animals act very differently when they think they are alone
I was beyond excited as we drove through the front gates as I knew this was a once in a lifetime experience. My girlfriend Chloe was practically bouncing in her seat as we moved slowly along.
We drove past a number of animals ignoring them as we were trying to spot our friend. We finally spotted Dave standing along the side of the road who motioned for us to follow him. He had started working here a couple of months ago and promised to give us a guided tour at night.
He got us to park in a secluded area and told us to wait until he got back. The next few hours flew by as we sat around chatting and laughing. My best friend Greg and his girlfriend Emily spent most of the time getting a little frisky. Chloe's best friend Lisa rolled her eyes everytime they did this as they were a little over the top.
It was practically pitch black outside when Dave finally returned. He was carrying flashlights which he hastily distributed to us. He told us to leave our phones in the car, as he didn't want us taking pictures and possibly getting him in trouble.
We were all giddy with excitement as we started our exploring. We had been walking for almost a half hour and I could feel the tension in the air as we hadn't seen a single animal.
I was about to say something to Dave when the ground beneath our feet began rumbling. Chloe screamed it must be an earthquake, moments before we were all flung in all directions.
I pushed myself to my feet as the shaking slowly ebbed. I froze in place as I watched a huge monolith emerging from the ground.
I shone my light upwards and stared in wonder at the giraffe who towered over me with a thrashing lion trapped in its mouth. It bit down through the lion's body and cleaved it in two. The lion's body fell to the floor twitching for a few moments before going deathly still.
I shone my light around as more than half a dozen giraffes emerged from the dirt. I almost screamed as something bumped into me but was relieved to discover it was just the others who were huddling together.
We were pinned from all sides as the giraffes stood there peering down at us. I barely had time to dodge as they began darting their necks down towards us.
I felt a cold breath on the back of my neck and knew that one of them had almost gotten me. I heard a scream above me and looked up to see Lisa being hoisted up by the arm.
Blood was pooling down her arm and I could see the unbridled fear etched on her face. Her screams became manic as another one of the giraffes latched onto her leg.
They began pulling her in two different directions and I almost vomited as her leg was torn from her body. The giraffe then flung it in the air before catching it in his mouth and swallowing it. I was able to see the arm slowly making its way down the long neck.
Lisa began pleading with someone to do something as we all stood helplessly. Her cries were cut short as her head was bitten off and spat towards us. I let out a shriek as it landed at my feet and Lisa seemed to be staring up at me with an accusatory glare.
Chloe's hand latched onto mine and began dragging me along. We dodged between the giraffes' bodies as they lunged downwards with their necks or attempted to kick us with their long necks.
We barely made it through and I felt a sense of relief as I looked back and saw they weren't following us.
We slid to a halt a few minutes later to take stock of things. Emily had a small cut on her cheek from where one of their kicks had grazed her. We huddled under the trees trying to decide what we should do.
I suggested we sit tight until the morning but Dave pointed out they were closed tomorrow, and no one would be back until the following morning.
I started getting the feeling we were being dodged and darted the light in all directions to try and spot them. Everyone else must have got the same feeling as their lights quickly joined mine.
My heart was pounding in my chest as I heard what sounded like dozens of things being unfurled.
I spun around after hearing a gasp to see Dave's headless corpse standing there. He walked around aimlessly for a few seconds before collapsing to the ground.
Emily began shrieking uncontrollably while pointing upwards and I raised my light.
My eyes were practically bulging out of my skull as I spotted dozens of crocodiles hanging from the tree branches by their tails.
They were slowly unravelling their tails and inching closer to us. We were once again forced to flee and had to practically crawl on the floor as their snapping mouths hovered directly overhead.
We regrouped a short distance away in an open clearing as it meant nothing could creep up on us.
I craned my neck to the side as I heard barking in the distance. Emily almost jumped for joy as she said that if there are dogs then there are probably people.
She dragged Greg in her wake as Chloe and myself reluctantly followed.
We reached the edge of a lake and stood there in confusion as the barking was right beside us but we couldn't see where it was coming from.
A pair of red eyes emerged from the lake and a feeling of dread overcame me as I watched the enormous hippo emerge from the water.
It opened its mouth and my eyes widened as it began barking at us. None of us had a chance to react as it suddenly charged forward, throwing Greg to one side.
It began circling Emily who was shivering in terror. She tried to lunge away but it blocked her escape.
Our eyes met for a second and I could see the realisation that she knew she was dead. The hippo moved forward with lightning speed and pinned her to the ground.
I watched in awe as it jumped up and down on her body pulverising it beyond recognition. Her eyeballs came flying out of her skull as its massive weight caved in her skull.
Chloe ran off as I helped up a bruised Greg and we hobbled off, while the hippo continued jumping up and down.
We followed Chloe's moving flashlight as we struggled to catch up. I could feel the blood on Greg's shirt and knew that he needed medical attention.
I began to slow down as Chloe's flashlight was no longer moving. I rounded a corner to see her sitting on the grass just ahead of us with the flashlight clutched in her hands. I called out her name a few times but she didn't respond and her back was to us.
Her head was twitching as if she was having a seizure. I got Greg to sit down as I cautiously moved towards her. I knew something was wrong but wanted to check if she was okay.
My legs slid to a halt as I finally faced her. Something had torn open her belly and her intestines were spilled all over her lap.
I began backing away as her head once again began twitching. I tripped over a tree branch just as a meerkat clawed its way out of the top of her skull. He stood there proudly on its hind legs glaring towards me as I lay in a puddle of my own urine.
Almost a dozen more meerkats crawled out of her and began devouring her flesh. They didn't even seem to care about my presence as I made my way back to Greg.
Tears were flowing down my cheeks as I helped him to his feet and we began moving. Neither of us said a word as we spent the next few hours trying to avoid being killed by the park's inhabitants.
I was practically carrying Greg at this point as his clothing was saturated with blood. I almost cried tears of joy as I spotted the exit sign directly ahead. The sun was just rising so it gave the effect that the exit was bathed in sunlight and looked heavenly
We were maybe d hundred metres away from the exit when Greg went stiff in my arms and began pointing behind us. I followed his pointing finger and felt my legs grow weak.
Hundreds of animals were watching us and every single one of them was standing on their hind legs.
They moved forward until they had formed a circle around us. We cowered inside as they seemed to be waiting for us to do something. I looked into Greg's ashen face and knew that he was going to die anyway.
He let out a momentary protest as I pushed him to the ground and backed away. I pointed down to him and then to the animals. Greg looked up at me in despair moments before they converged on him.
His screams were brutally cut off as they tore the flesh from his body. One of the giraffes nodded at me before turning his head towards the exit. I took the hint and ran out as quickly as my exhausted legs could carry me.
I honestly feel terrible about doing that to Greg but knew that one of us had to survive. I have begun to worry if it might have been better if I had died, as animals are constantly following me and standing me when no one else is around.
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We drove past a number of animals ignoring them as we were trying to spot our friend. We finally spotted Dave standing along the side of the road who motioned for us to follow him. He had started working here a couple of months ago and promised to give us a guided tour at night.
He got us to park in a secluded area and told us to wait until he got back. The next few hours flew by as we sat around chatting and laughing. My best friend Greg and his girlfriend Emily spent most of the time getting a little frisky. Chloe's best friend Lisa rolled her eyes everytime they did this as they were a little over the top.
It was practically pitch black outside when Dave finally returned. He was carrying flashlights which he hastily distributed to us. He told us to leave our phones in the car, as he didn't want us taking pictures and possibly getting him in trouble.
We were all giddy with excitement as we started our exploring. We had been walking for almost a half hour and I could feel the tension in the air as we hadn't seen a single animal.
I was about to say something to Dave when the ground beneath our feet began rumbling. Chloe screamed it must be an earthquake, moments before we were all flung in all directions.
I pushed myself to my feet as the shaking slowly ebbed. I froze in place as I watched a huge monolith emerging from the ground.
I shone my light upwards and stared in wonder at the giraffe who towered over me with a thrashing lion trapped in its mouth. It bit down through the lion's body and cleaved it in two. The lion's body fell to the floor twitching for a few moments before going deathly still.
I shone my light around as more than half a dozen giraffes emerged from the dirt. I almost screamed as something bumped into me but was relieved to discover it was just the others who were huddling together.
We were pinned from all sides as the giraffes stood there peering down at us. I barely had time to dodge as they began darting their necks down towards us.
I felt a cold breath on the back of my neck and knew that one of them had almost gotten me. I heard a scream above me and looked up to see Lisa being hoisted up by the arm.
Blood was pooling down her arm and I could see the unbridled fear etched on her face. Her screams became manic as another one of the giraffes latched onto her leg.
They began pulling her in two different directions and I almost vomited as her leg was torn from her body. The giraffe then flung it in the air before catching it in his mouth and swallowing it. I was able to see the arm slowly making its way down the long neck.
Lisa began pleading with someone to do something as we all stood helplessly. Her cries were cut short as her head was bitten off and spat towards us. I let out a shriek as it landed at my feet and Lisa seemed to be staring up at me with an accusatory glare.
Chloe's hand latched onto mine and began dragging me along. We dodged between the giraffes' bodies as they lunged downwards with their necks or attempted to kick us with their long necks.
We barely made it through and I felt a sense of relief as I looked back and saw they weren't following us.
We slid to a halt a few minutes later to take stock of things. Emily had a small cut on her cheek from where one of their kicks had grazed her. We huddled under the trees trying to decide what we should do.
I suggested we sit tight until the morning but Dave pointed out they were closed tomorrow, and no one would be back until the following morning.
I started getting the feeling we were being dodged and darted the light in all directions to try and spot them. Everyone else must have got the same feeling as their lights quickly joined mine.
My heart was pounding in my chest as I heard what sounded like dozens of things being unfurled.
I spun around after hearing a gasp to see Dave's headless corpse standing there. He walked around aimlessly for a few seconds before collapsing to the ground.
Emily began shrieking uncontrollably while pointing upwards and I raised my light.
My eyes were practically bulging out of my skull as I spotted dozens of crocodiles hanging from the tree branches by their tails.
They were slowly unravelling their tails and inching closer to us. We were once again forced to flee and had to practically crawl on the floor as their snapping mouths hovered directly overhead.
We regrouped a short distance away in an open clearing as it meant nothing could creep up on us.
I craned my neck to the side as I heard barking in the distance. Emily almost jumped for joy as she said that if there are dogs then there are probably people.
She dragged Greg in her wake as Chloe and myself reluctantly followed.
We reached the edge of a lake and stood there in confusion as the barking was right beside us but we couldn't see where it was coming from.
A pair of red eyes emerged from the lake and a feeling of dread overcame me as I watched the enormous hippo emerge from the water.
It opened its mouth and my eyes widened as it began barking at us. None of us had a chance to react as it suddenly charged forward, throwing Greg to one side.
It began circling Emily who was shivering in terror. She tried to lunge away but it blocked her escape.
Our eyes met for a second and I could see the realisation that she knew she was dead. The hippo moved forward with lightning speed and pinned her to the ground.
I watched in awe as it jumped up and down on her body pulverising it beyond recognition. Her eyeballs came flying out of her skull as its massive weight caved in her skull.
Chloe ran off as I helped up a bruised Greg and we hobbled off, while the hippo continued jumping up and down.
We followed Chloe's moving flashlight as we struggled to catch up. I could feel the blood on Greg's shirt and knew that he needed medical attention.
I began to slow down as Chloe's flashlight was no longer moving. I rounded a corner to see her sitting on the grass just ahead of us with the flashlight clutched in her hands. I called out her name a few times but she didn't respond and her back was to us.
Her head was twitching as if she was having a seizure. I got Greg to sit down as I cautiously moved towards her. I knew something was wrong but wanted to check if she was okay.
My legs slid to a halt as I finally faced her. Something had torn open her belly and her intestines were spilled all over her lap.
I began backing away as her head once again began twitching. I tripped over a tree branch just as a meerkat clawed its way out of the top of her skull. He stood there proudly on its hind legs glaring towards me as I lay in a puddle of my own urine.
Almost a dozen more meerkats crawled out of her and began devouring her flesh. They didn't even seem to care about my presence as I made my way back to Greg.
Tears were flowing down my cheeks as I helped him to his feet and we began moving. Neither of us said a word as we spent the next few hours trying to avoid being killed by the park's inhabitants.
I was practically carrying Greg at this point as his clothing was saturated with blood. I almost cried tears of joy as I spotted the exit sign directly ahead. The sun was just rising so it gave the effect that the exit was bathed in sunlight and looked heavenly
We were maybe d hundred metres away from the exit when Greg went stiff in my arms and began pointing behind us. I followed his pointing finger and felt my legs grow weak.
Hundreds of animals were watching us and every single one of them was standing on their hind legs.
They moved forward until they had formed a circle around us. We cowered inside as they seemed to be waiting for us to do something. I looked into Greg's ashen face and knew that he was going to die anyway.
He let out a momentary protest as I pushed him to the ground and backed away. I pointed down to him and then to the animals. Greg looked up at me in despair moments before they converged on him.
His screams were brutally cut off as they tore the flesh from his body. One of the giraffes nodded at me before turning his head towards the exit. I took the hint and ran out as quickly as my exhausted legs could carry me.
I honestly feel terrible about doing that to Greg but knew that one of us had to survive. I have begun to worry if it might have been better if I had died, as animals are constantly following me and standing me when no one else is around.
2023.06.03 10:04 ANGRYBOT68 Chronicles of Eternia
Game Title: "Chronicles of Eternia"
Game Concept: "Chronicles of Eternia" is an immersive open-world RPG set in a vast and visually stunning fantasy realm. Players will embark on epic quests, engage in thrilling battles, and forge alliances as they navigate a world brimming with diverse races, powerful clans, and guild houses. With an extensive character customization system, players can choose from multiple races, each with unique traits, and select from a range of classes, allowing for diverse playstyles and character progression.
Races: 1. Humans: Versatile and adaptable, humans excel in a variety of fields, such as combat, magic, and diplomacy. 2. Elves: Agile and attuned to nature, elves possess exceptional archery skills and heightened magical affinity. 3. Dwarves: Resilient and skilled craftsmen, dwarves specialize in mining, forging powerful weapons, and defensive combat. 4. Orcs: Mighty and ferocious, orcs are natural warriors with an affinity for brute strength and close-quarters combat. 5. Merfolk: Graceful and amphibious, merfolk are adept at underwater exploration and possess strong water-based magic abilities. 6. Dragon Kin: Descendants of dragons, dragon kin possess dragon-like traits, such as scales, wings, and enhanced physical abilities. They can harness elemental powers, such as fire, ice, or lightning, depending on their lineage.
Classes: 1. Warrior: Masters of melee combat, warriors are skilled in wielding various weapons and excelling in physical confrontations. 2. Mage: Proficient in arcane arts, mages harness the power of elements and spells to cast devastating magical attacks. 3. Archer: Deadly marksmen, archers excel in long-range combat, employing bows, crossbows, and utilizing tactical precision. 4. Rogue: Masters of stealth and subterfuge, rogues excel in sneaking, lockpicking, and dealing swift, precise strikes. 5. Paladin: Holy knights dedicated to justice, paladins possess healing abilities and excel in both offense and defense. 6. Necromancer: Masters of dark magic, necromancers can summon undead minions and manipulate life force for destructive spells. 7. Engineer: Skilled in technology and machinery, engineers construct deadly gadgets, traps, and ranged weapons. 8. Blacksmith: Experts in metallurgy and forging, blacksmiths craft powerful weapons, armor, and accessories, and can enhance existing gear with unique abilities.
Dragon Sanctuaries: Discover hidden sanctuaries where dragon kin can commune with their dragon ancestors, unlocking powerful abilities and gaining access to exclusive quests.
Legendary Weapons: Engage in epic quests and challenging dungeons to obtain legendary weapons with incredible powers and unique visual designs, further enhancing gameplay and personalization.
Beast Taming: Tamers can seek out and tame a wide variety of creatures, ranging from majestic beasts to fantastical creatures, to fight alongside them in battles. Each creature has its own abilities and growth potential.
Expanded Crafting: Blacksmiths can not only forge weapons and armor but also create powerful accessories, enchantments, and cosmetic items. Crafting and enhancing equipment becomes a crucial aspect of character progression and customization.
Class limits:
Limits
• Limited Offensive Abilities: Sanctifiers focus primarily on support and healing, which means they have limited offensive capabilities. Their offensive spells are less potent compared to dedicated damage-dealing classes.
• Fragile Defense: Sanctifiers typically wear light armor, providing less physical protection. They rely on their healing abilities and supportive spells to keep themselves and their allies alive.
• Mana Management: Healing spells consume mana, and Sanctifiers must manage their resources carefully. They may need to use mana regeneration abilities or rely on potions to replenish their mana during prolonged battles.
• Vulnerability to Disruption: Sanctifiers' casting can be interrupted by enemy attacks. They need to be positioned strategically or protected by their allies to ensure uninterrupted healing and support.
• Limited Mobility: The Sanctifier's focus on healing and support restricts their movement abilities. They may not possess swift dashes or teleportation skills commonly found in more agile classes.
• Reliance on Allies: Sanctifiers thrive when working in tandem with other classes, as their healing and support abilities are most effective when there are teammates to protect and assist. They may struggle to solo certain challenging encounters or battles.
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Game Concept: "Chronicles of Eternia" is an immersive open-world RPG set in a vast and visually stunning fantasy realm. Players will embark on epic quests, engage in thrilling battles, and forge alliances as they navigate a world brimming with diverse races, powerful clans, and guild houses. With an extensive character customization system, players can choose from multiple races, each with unique traits, and select from a range of classes, allowing for diverse playstyles and character progression.
Races: 1. Humans: Versatile and adaptable, humans excel in a variety of fields, such as combat, magic, and diplomacy. 2. Elves: Agile and attuned to nature, elves possess exceptional archery skills and heightened magical affinity. 3. Dwarves: Resilient and skilled craftsmen, dwarves specialize in mining, forging powerful weapons, and defensive combat. 4. Orcs: Mighty and ferocious, orcs are natural warriors with an affinity for brute strength and close-quarters combat. 5. Merfolk: Graceful and amphibious, merfolk are adept at underwater exploration and possess strong water-based magic abilities. 6. Dragon Kin: Descendants of dragons, dragon kin possess dragon-like traits, such as scales, wings, and enhanced physical abilities. They can harness elemental powers, such as fire, ice, or lightning, depending on their lineage.
Classes: 1. Warrior: Masters of melee combat, warriors are skilled in wielding various weapons and excelling in physical confrontations. 2. Mage: Proficient in arcane arts, mages harness the power of elements and spells to cast devastating magical attacks. 3. Archer: Deadly marksmen, archers excel in long-range combat, employing bows, crossbows, and utilizing tactical precision. 4. Rogue: Masters of stealth and subterfuge, rogues excel in sneaking, lockpicking, and dealing swift, precise strikes. 5. Paladin: Holy knights dedicated to justice, paladins possess healing abilities and excel in both offense and defense. 6. Necromancer: Masters of dark magic, necromancers can summon undead minions and manipulate life force for destructive spells. 7. Engineer: Skilled in technology and machinery, engineers construct deadly gadgets, traps, and ranged weapons. 8. Blacksmith: Experts in metallurgy and forging, blacksmiths craft powerful weapons, armor, and accessories, and can enhance existing gear with unique abilities.
- Tamer: Masters of animal companionship, tamers can forge strong bonds with creatures and employ them in combat, utilizing their unique abilities to aid in battles.
- Housing System: Players can purchase personal houses in towns or remote locations, allowing them to store items, showcase achievements, and even host social gatherings.
- Dungeon Exploration: Engage in thrilling battles against formidable bosses and their minions in challenging dungeons, offering valuable rewards, rare loot, and progression opportunities.
- Voice Chat: Seamless voice chat integration enables players to communicate and strategize in real-time, fostering a more immersive and social experience.
- Crafting System: Players can gather resources, learn recipes, and craft a wide array of equipment, including weapons, armor, and accessories, tailored to their preferred playstyle.
- Dynamic Economy: A thriving in-game economy enables players to buy and sell items, weapons, and resources at various stores, forging alliances with merchants and enhancing their financial status.
Dragon Sanctuaries: Discover hidden sanctuaries where dragon kin can commune with their dragon ancestors, unlocking powerful abilities and gaining access to exclusive quests.
Legendary Weapons: Engage in epic quests and challenging dungeons to obtain legendary weapons with incredible powers and unique visual designs, further enhancing gameplay and personalization.
Beast Taming: Tamers can seek out and tame a wide variety of creatures, ranging from majestic beasts to fantastical creatures, to fight alongside them in battles. Each creature has its own abilities and growth potential.
Expanded Crafting: Blacksmiths can not only forge weapons and armor but also create powerful accessories, enchantments, and cosmetic items. Crafting and enhancing equipment becomes a crucial aspect of character progression and customization.
Class limits:
- Warrior:
- Limited proficiency in magic: While warriors can learn basic combat-related spells, their magical abilities are limited compared to dedicated spellcasting classes.
- Heavy armor restriction: Warriors are unable to effectively use light or medium armor due to their focus on heavy armor and melee combat.
- Mage:
- Fragile physical defense: Mages have low health and limited physical defense, making them vulnerable to close-quarters combat. They rely on their magical abilities to deal damage and control the battlefield.
- Mana management: Mages must carefully manage their mana pool as casting spells depletes their resources. They may need to rely on mana-restoring items or wait for natural mana regeneration during combat.
- Archer:
- Limited melee combat skills: Archers excel in ranged combat but are less proficient in close-quarters battles. They rely on maintaining distance and precision attacks.
- Lower physical resilience: Archers have lighter armor, providing less protection against physical attacks. They need to rely on evasion and kiting techniques to survive.
- Rogue:
- Fragile defense: Rogues have lower health and rely on agility and stealth to avoid damage. They excel at burst damage and quick strikes but can be easily overwhelmed in prolonged battles.
- Limited spellcasting: Rogues have access to minor utility spells but lack the depth and power of dedicated spellcasting classes.
- Paladin:
- Limited offensive magic: Paladins focus primarily on defensive and supportive magic, with limited offensive spells available. They excel in protecting and healing allies but have reduced damage output.
- Alignment restrictions: Paladins must adhere to a strict code of conduct and moral alignment. Engaging in certain actions or choices contrary to their code may result in penalties or loss of abilities.
- Necromancer:
- Vulnerability to light and holy magic: Necromancers are weakened by holy or light-based magic. Spells from these sources can hinder their abilities and deal increased damage to them.
- Ethical considerations: The use of dark magic and manipulation of life force may have consequences on the character's alignment and how they are perceived by NPCs and factions.
- Engineer:
- Reliance on gadgets and resources: Engineers require a steady supply of resources, materials, and tools to craft and use their gadgets effectively. These resources need to be collected or purchased regularly.
- Fragility of gadgets: Gadgets created by engineers may have limited durability or charges, requiring maintenance or repair to keep them functional.
- Blacksmith:
- Resource and time requirements: Blacksmiths need access to various materials and specialized equipment to craft powerful items. The creation process may require time, skill, and additional components.
- Dependent on external sources for magical enhancements: While blacksmiths can enhance weapons and armor, they cannot directly imbue them with magical properties. They need to collaborate with mages or acquire magical materials to infuse magical abilities into items.
- Tamer:
- Limited control over higher-level creatures: Tamers may struggle to tame and control extremely powerful or legendary creatures. These creatures may require special conditions or quests to unlock their full potential.
- Bonding time: Developing a strong bond with a creature takes time and effort. Instantly taming or changing companions may hinder the growth and effectiveness of the tamer's bond
Limits
• Limited Offensive Abilities: Sanctifiers focus primarily on support and healing, which means they have limited offensive capabilities. Their offensive spells are less potent compared to dedicated damage-dealing classes.
• Fragile Defense: Sanctifiers typically wear light armor, providing less physical protection. They rely on their healing abilities and supportive spells to keep themselves and their allies alive.
• Mana Management: Healing spells consume mana, and Sanctifiers must manage their resources carefully. They may need to use mana regeneration abilities or rely on potions to replenish their mana during prolonged battles.
• Vulnerability to Disruption: Sanctifiers' casting can be interrupted by enemy attacks. They need to be positioned strategically or protected by their allies to ensure uninterrupted healing and support.
• Limited Mobility: The Sanctifier's focus on healing and support restricts their movement abilities. They may not possess swift dashes or teleportation skills commonly found in more agile classes.
• Reliance on Allies: Sanctifiers thrive when working in tandem with other classes, as their healing and support abilities are most effective when there are teammates to protect and assist. They may struggle to solo certain challenging encounters or battles.
2023.06.03 09:51 IceQueenWeiss Selling epic games account + coupon 25% expire june 15
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2023.06.03 09:48 nulstra Made An Infographic for Pride Events
 | Happy Pride Month Y'all! submitted by nulstra to lgbt [link] [comments] I threw together a quick infographic on Canva for Pride this year. Posting this in a few places to share with community in case anyone could use it. Things have been a little crazy, but don't let that keep you from attending Pride celebrations! I wanted to make sure peeps had an at a glance tip sheet for anyone who might need it. So, whether it's your first Pride or ten thousandth, here are some simple precautions everyone can take as we celebrate this year. ☺️ While most of this is no duh stuff, with the current political climate I know we're all taking things a little more seriously and still wanted Pride to feel accessible. Please share your own tips for pride in the comments. There's no way this covers everything and would love to see more suggestions so we can help our community stay safe. WEAR: Clothing That's Easy To Move In: Make sure your clothing won't easily snag on things if you need to move quickly. Hair Ties and Clips: Pulling your hair back can increase visibility and awareness of your surroundings Shoes Good for Running: While it might be tempting to pull your platforms out, it's important to be able to make sure you can run without rolling an ankle if you need to. Easy to Carry Bags: Like your clothing, make sure bags you carry won't get caught on things easily. Backpacks, Crossbody bags, and Fannypacks are king here. BRING: Sun Protection: Slather on the sunscreen! Make sure to bring your hat. And don't forget your sunglasses! Long-term health is important too. Well Charged Cell Phone: Make sure your phone is fully charged before you arrive and consider bringing backup power or a charger just in case. Water & Snacks: Staying hydrated and well fed is half the fun of a good pride, but dont depend solely on the venue to provide. It's also great to have backups in case of emergency where you're unable to reach fresh food. ID, Cash, & Cards: You know what's up. BONUS: Wear Safety Protection: Mask up or wear ear protection to help protect your body. Plan a Safe Meetup Beforehand: Before the event make sure you know wheelie you can find your group if lost or separated. It's good to have both a nearby and further out location planned out. Make sure the spot can provide shelter if needed. Write Emergency Numbers on Your Body In Permanent Marker: This tip can help save your butt if you lose your phone or are injured and unable to respond. BONUS BONUS: HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVEFRIEND: Having someone stay sober can help if there's an emergency. Also having a DD just makes getting home easier. Made on Canva - no original illustrations here, they're from the library. This infographic and list was heavily inspired by the protest guide listed on the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, which has great tips for what to wear if you end up attending a protest: https://www.afacwa.org/protesting Feel free to share/use without permission file here: https://imgur.com/gallery/GZVxgrK |
2023.06.03 09:45 nulstra I Made an Infographic for Pride Events
 | Happy Pride Month Y'all! submitted by nulstra to WitchesVsPatriarchy [link] [comments] I threw together a quick infographic on Canva for Pride this year. Things have been a little crazy, but don't let that keep you from attending Pride celebrations! I wanted to make sure peeps had an at a glance tip sheet for anyone who might need it. So, whether it's your first Pride or ten thousandth, here are some simple precautions everyone can take as we celebrate this year. ☺️ While most of this is no duh stuff, with the current political climate I know we're all taking things a little more seriously and still wanted Pride to feel accessible. Please share your own tips for pride in the comments. There's no way this covers everything and would love to see more suggestions so we can help our community stay safe. WEAR: Clothing That's Easy To Move In: Make sure your clothing won't easily snag on things if you need to move quickly. Hair Ties and Clips: Pulling your hair back can increase visibility and awareness of your surroundings Shoes Good for Running: While it might be tempting to pull your platforms out, it's important to be able to make sure you can run without rolling an ankle if you need to. Easy to Carry Bags: Like your clothing, make sure bags you carry won't get caught on things easily. Backpacks, Crossbody bags, and Fannypacks are king here. BRING: Sun Protection: Slather on the sunscreen! Make sure to bring your hat. And don't forget your sunglasses! Long-term health is important too. Well Charged Cell Phone: Make sure your phone is fully charged before you arrive and consider bringing backup power or a charger just in case. Water & Snacks: Staying hydrated and well fed is half the fun of a good pride, but dont depend solely on the venue to provide. It's also great to have backups in case of emergency where you're unable to reach fresh food. ID, Cash, & Cards: You know what's up. BONUS: Wear Safety Protection: Mask up or wear ear protection to help protect your body. Plan a Safe Meetup Beforehand: Before the event make sure you know wheelie you can find your group if lost or separated. It's good to have both a nearby and further out location planned out. Make sure the spot can provide shelter if needed. Write Emergency Numbers on Your Body In Permanent Marker: This tip can help save your butt if you lose your phone or are injured and unable to respond. BONUS BONUS: HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVEFRIEND: Having someone stay sober can help if there's an emergency. Also having a DD just makes getting home easier. Made on Canva - no original illustrations here, they're from the library. This infographic and list was heavily inspired by the protest guide listed on the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, which has great tips for what to wear if you end up attending a protest: https://www.afacwa.org/protesting Feel free to share/use without permission file here: https://imgur.com/gallery/GZVxgrK |
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2023.06.03 09:22 riggs195 Anon's Pacific NorthWest Encounters
So, I’m writing this on my phone because I figured I should share my experiences. I’ve shared one already but I figured I should share more as I have had quite the run-ins with some odd things in the woods of the Pacific Northwest.
I live in Oregon, but I do tend to travel on my off time in the wilderness, despite my run ins I love the forest, nature, and all I just tend to be much more careful now.
This first story takes place in my home state. I have a buddy who is a park ranger and he shared me a story of his own. He works at Crater Lake National Park and was patrolling one of the trails that was reported by hikers who said they heard a bear in the area. He went out with a tranquilizer to move the bear out of an area that was close to a campground. He was walking as usual when he felt eyes on him…he began to hear movement in the woods, and he shouted out “anybody out there?”
No response.
He got his tranquilizer ready and proceeded toward the noise. But as he approached, he heard another noise behind him.
Now he was thinking, “Oh no there’s more than one out here.”
Not sure what to do he prepared for the worst but then to his relief it was two deer. He sighed in relief thanking God that he wasn’t going to be mauled that day. But suddenly he noticed blood on one of the deer’s antlers and next to it behind the bushes it came out of was the carcass of a black bear. The two deer just stared at him and returned to feasting on the bear. He wasn’t sure what to do, tranquilize them or risk being a victim? He decided it was best to take the shot and hit both. They didn’t even budge and just walked off into the forest.
He reported the dead carcass of the bear and just had a team remove the remains. Still gives him the Chills thinking back to that day.
The next story was when I went on a fishing trip with a friend in Washington.
We had set out to fish along this river that was calm that day.
We caught a few fish and even some crawdads. I love seafood so I wanted us to stay out longer to catch a few more fish. My friend ended up taking a nap while I continued to fish. All was well but I suddenly noticed something in the distance, something dark moving along the river. I thought it was some sort of log that was stuck and got free and was floating along the river, but its movements didn’t appear normal. It would move back and forth getting closer and closer. I began to get nervous; I can’t really explain why it just felt like I needed to get away from whatever this thing was.
I turned to my friend who was still asleep and heard a splash.
I looked back and the thing was just gone. I looked around wondering where it went, and I saw it. Perched on top of a tree, I thought it was a cougar, I grabbed my binoculars for a closer look, and it was crouched but was tall, lanky and had milky white eyes but covered in black feathers and wearing some sort of animal pelt. I felt a sudden sense of dread and fear I never felt before. I looked back to my friend to wake him but before I could I heard another splash and saw it was back in the water now headed to the boat. I said “F this “and then turned on the motor and hauled ass out of there. My friend woke up yelling at me and asked, “What the hell are you doing?” but I didn’t respond. When we got to the loading dock, I anchored the boat and told him to get in the truck and he protested about leaving the boat and I said, “We will get it later get in now!”
The car ride back I explained everything, and I saw how pale he got. He’s part Native American and explained to me that what I saw was a Skinwalker.
This next story takes place in the Canadian Wilderness. I was on a hunting trip with my buddy who has a cabin in Canada deep in the wilderness, off-grid type of deal. It was the beginning of winter so the snow wasn’t so bad to where you just couldn’t move. He had this goal to get a mountain lion. So, we headed out to a ridge where you could see out to a clearing where he said he saw this specific mountain lion every year. It always came to the same spot, maybe its home was nearby I don’t know. So, its nighttime, and we had a small fire going, I went to go take a piss when I noticed something or somethings… 3 humanoid figures were in the clearing, I quickly put the fire out, and my friend told me “Dude why did you do that?” I told him to shush, and we observed the 3 beings. The thing was this was way out in the middle of the wilderness, there’s absolutely no way that anybody else knew about this spot. Also, the 3 figures looked human, but I could tell they were much taller than normal and their arms, skinny and just moved unnaturally. They were circling something, but I couldn’t tell what exactly. Then one of the figures stopped and looked directly at us. We rushed to cover and didn’t really know what to do. So, we decided to not sleep that night and have our rifles ready just in case. The following morning, we went down to the clearing to see what those figures were circling and sure enough we saw footprints much larger than a normal human and the beheaded mountain lion that my friend wanted mounted in his cabin so badly but now not so much…
This story still comes across my mind to this day. Me and my buddy from our hiking club were going on a hike one day, it was a beautiful hike along a river, and we were looking for places to set up camp. We saw a campground with food and trash everywhere and at first, I was upset that someone just left this much of a mess here. But the longer I looked around the weirder things got…Their trash bag was still hoisted up on a tree branch but ripped open, the food was still there and if a bear or another animal got to the food, they would of ate everything. Also, there tents were still set up, but ripped as if from the inside, clothes still around and even 2 pairs of boots. The whole campground looked as if whoever was there was immediately in a rush to get out of there and just left all their belongings, not even bothering to take their shoes. The hairs on my neck stood up and both my buddy and I decided that we should call it a day and just hike back to the car. I reported the incident to the forest rangers, but they said they weren’t aware of anybody camping in the area and did not receive any reports from the area. Still freaks me out thinking what could have spooked these people so bad they left their tents, not even bothering to use the zipper and leaving their clothes and shoes behind.
This next one comes from a solo hike. I was doing a 3-day solo trip somewhere in Washington near the Canadian border. I was literally way out there no facilities or normal campground. I was just hiking along, and dusk was approaching, my campsite was already set but I just went for a stroll when I thought I heard a child’s voice calling for help. I thought it was my imagination, but I heard it again. I began to follow it and then I saw the child. He looked dirty; clothes still intact but his back was facing me. I called out to this kid, and he turned around but before he could speak, he was pulled by someone or something down on the other side of this hill. Then I heard a loud crash as if a metal down shut. I ran to where I saw the kid and saw nothing but the same clothes, he was wearing neatly folded and his shoes right next to them. After a few minutes to no avail, I made my way back to the campsite gathered all my things and headed back. I went to the forest ranger station and told them about what I saw. Never found out if they found that kid or not.
Now this story comes from my close friend in Oregon, but this happened in Washington. So, I was hanging out with my friend who has pretty much grew up in the outdoors all his life and I asked him what his most creepy experience in the woods was. He told me he didn’t have a lot of experiences like that aside from hearing weird things at night when he went camping. But, this one time he was out hiking with his dog, they usually are a pair for hiking with friends but this time he was out hiking with just his dog in the deep woods of Washington on a trail that had very little traffic, like you wouldn’t expect to run into anybody. So, his dog is off leash, roaming a little in front of him and as they come to a corner the dog just stopped and his hair stood on the back of his neck, did a single bark moved up one step and then just ran behind my friend, not behind his legs but down the trail behind my friend, about 25 yards behind him. My friend pulled out his firearm and aimed forward, considering this was an area where black bears are he thought maybe his dog saw a bear but after a few minutes he didn’t find anything, no animals, nothing. His dog refused to go near him even after he kept calling for his dog. He eventually left the trail with his dog and got back home in one piece. But he said he never saw his dog act like that, his dog and he have hiked plenty, and his dog has been spooked before, but he never acted that way and he would always come back to my friend even when spooked.
This last story I have for now occurred when I was hunting with my buddy in Washington. The area still had trees but was on the dryer side with us being closer to the desert.
We had a deer blind set up near a clearing and scanned the area for some deer when we noticed a big elk with a couple of doe. They were grazing and we just watched since we didn’t want this deer.
What was odd though was the weather began to get rainy and fog rolled in as evening was approaching. We noticed that the elk began to showcase defensive behavior, going back and forth making grunting noises and huffing as it began to set up a defensive area around the doe who were now cowering in a small area. Kind of like “Back up these are mine” This elk was staring at the tree line, and we thought, “oh shit maybe it’s a bear”. But to our surprise it wasn’t, it was another elk. We got a little excited thinking we were about to see these two elk go at it to see who gets to take the herd of doe home, but I stopped once I put it together. Why did the doe seem so afraid then?
Then I saw another elk and another and another all just staring at the protective elk.
But then to our shock all the elks began to stand. On two legs.
Now sometimes deer will do this as a protective or displaying behavior of superiority, but these elk were not.
The protective elk began to show more aggression attempting to scare them off.
My friend whispered to me. “What the hell is this, I’ve never seen this before in my life.”
My friend has been hunting for over 15 years from Alaska all the way to Colorado and parts in the East coast. A seasoned man who didn’t scare easily but I could tell this freaked him out.
The group of bipedal elk just stood there and then they all bolted towards the Elk and the elk charged them at the same time. Managing to impale two of the elks but he was outnumbered, and the elks didn’t use their antlers but began to bite the elk with what looked like jagged sharp fangs.
It was horrible. They then they circled the elk and just looked up to the moon and made these god-awful gurgling noises
It looked like some sort of F’d up ritual.
We decided that we should leave and began to grab our things to leave. I’m positive that we were too far for anyone to hear but I sweat as soon as we moved one of the deer stopped and looked right at us.
And that’s when we nopped out of there, we ran all the way to the truck hoping we didn’t run into those elks or whatever the hell those things were. I have seen deer display hostile behavior but never like that.
We were rushing to throw our stuff and sped out onto the dirt road. We got about 1/4 a mile away when we noticed a giant log blocking our path that wasn’t there before.
My friend said: “dammit we have to move it”
Luckily, we had a chainsaw in the back, and he cut some of the log away so we could move it. But God those logs were heavy, when we got to the last of the log my friend said, “help me move it!” I joined in, and we both lifted the last of the log out of the way out we noticed something on the road. It was one of those deer. Just standing looking at us. We backed up towards the truck my friend not even caring to grab the chainsaw and I swear it opened its mouth and said “hhe hhe-hel-help me moo-move iiiit”
It was distorted but sounded exactly like my friend.
We just ran to the truck from there and we hit the gas and this deer just ran towards the truck and hopped on the front and then the top of the truck and I’m just shitting bricks at this point and attempt to grab the shotgun from under the seat when my friend says “hang on” and just hits the brakes hard and this deer just goes flying off the truck and he quickly speeds around it .
We stayed at a hotel after driving 2 hours straight back to civilization.
Honestly, I believe deer just have some messed up ways, but I really don’t know what they were but I’m positive they weren’t deer, I don’t know what they were.
Part 2
I figured I’d mention this since I didn’t add it to my previous post.
These experiences I had forever changed my perspective on the woods and I questioned whether I should ever step foot in the woods again. I don’t know why I attract these experiences but part of it motivates me to keep going to share what I see.
This other story was a time I went out with a friend to explore. We were in the backcountry just exploring and I suddenly saw this weird structure. My friend decided we should check it out and we saw this stone-like structure covered in moss and it must have been there for decades. What was weird though it had this rectangular structure that had a door, the door was perfectly preserved as if someone just installed it. No rust on the door handle or any weather damage, it’s like it came fresh out of the store.
I went to get a closer look and I was about to try to open the door when my internal gut feeling was screaming to me that something was wrong and we should not be here, and extreme sense of fear flooded my entire being and my hair on the back of my neck stood up.
My friend told me “What’s wrong?”
I told him “Maybe we should just go”
And he said “we can’t just leave now let’s at least see what’s inside”
Just as I fought my fear off and went for the handle the door began to creak open and I felt something was just VERY wrong, and I think my friend just instinctively knew we had to run, and we just got the hell out of dodge.
We returned with more people and armed to the teeth to try the door again.
But we couldn’t find the structure anywhere despite me marking this area on my map before we even attempted the door.
I always wondered what would have happened had I opened that door….
This next one I was camping with my old roommate, and we were enjoying the night and headed to bed soon after our fire was put out.
Around 3 am I had to piss so I went to the tree at the edge of our campsite
I heard movement after I finished and thought it was my friend having to do the same as me. A few feet away I gave him the okay hand sign and he gave it back
But the way his fingers moved just looked …wrong
I thought maybe I was just tired and headed back to my tent.
The following morning, we made breakfast and I mentioned to him how I drank too much the night before and don’t like having to piss at night but at least I wasn’t the only one who had to go.
My friend looked confused by that last part and said “what do you mean only one? “
I told him: “you don’t remember? We went to pee at the same time.” Then I showed him the okay gesture that I gave him last night to jog his memory and he just told me: “dude I didn’t get up at all last night…”
A chill ran up my spine and I just played it off that I was dreaming.
I don’t know who or what that was last night, we never saw anybody out there and I checked around the campsite after breakfast for footprints, saw mine but nobody’s where I thought I saw my friend the night before.
This next one is like the previous one, but I was camping with my girlfriend at the time. We had a great night doing you know couple of things and then in the middle of the night I had to piss. Did my business at a nearby tree, and then I heard my girlfriend calling my name, in the woods. I figured she had to go to and just wanted to have some privacy. Maybe she needed toilet paper and forgot, as I went to the tent to grab a roll, I heard her call my name again then said help me.
I thought about going over to her but went to grab the roll anyway because I didn’t want to go out there then she tells me she needs the toilet paper. As I opened the tent, I just stood there surprised, my girlfriend was sound asleep still. So, who was calling my name?... I heard my name again but louder and my girlfriend's voice saying “COME HERE NOW”
I just decided to go in the tent, and just laid there silent, not sure what to do. I didn’t hear anything for the rest of the night and passed out after the surge of adrenaline just put me out.
I didn’t tell my girlfriend about it, and just told her we had to cut the trip short because I forgot I have a paper to write.
This Last one happened in 2019. I took a drive on a forest road about 45 mins in. Parked near this trailhead and took off to the trail.
I was admiring the flora and fauna and just going on a normal hike when I noticed my vision completely changed as if I was looking through prescription glasses that weren’t mine. The vegetation changed and it was daylight when I was hiking but now it was dark as if sunset just passed.
This happens almost instantly. It was like I was in a completely new environment.
I then felt something graze my shoulder, it was a hairy arm, like the one you’d see from an ape or Bigfoot, and it was about to grab me, but I managed to take a step back, and I just see the hand grab where my neck would have been. I felt this sudden sense of dread and just began to backpedal and after a couple of steps, my vision went back to normal. The sunlight returned as well as the flora and fauna. I just saw a fuzzy-like outline in a circular shape in front of me from where I just stepped out of, and it eventually disappeared the more steps back I took.
I just stood there completely shocked about what just happened and came to my senses as my internal red flags were going off and I just turned around and ran to my truck and got out of the area. I never had this happen to me before and it thankfully hasn’t happened since. Since this happened, I have never gone hiking alone again.
To end this off, I just want to add that I enjoy the woods and nature it is full of beauty and wonder. But there are things out there…things even the natives knew to stay away from. There are things out there, that don’t care about you, or that you have families, or loved ones. I still go out to the woods, but after that last experience, it took me a long time to get the courage to go out there again. I never go out for solo hikes anymore, and if I can’t go with someone, I always take my dog. Thanks for hearing my stories and I’ll be sure to share any future experiences I have.
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I live in Oregon, but I do tend to travel on my off time in the wilderness, despite my run ins I love the forest, nature, and all I just tend to be much more careful now.
This first story takes place in my home state. I have a buddy who is a park ranger and he shared me a story of his own. He works at Crater Lake National Park and was patrolling one of the trails that was reported by hikers who said they heard a bear in the area. He went out with a tranquilizer to move the bear out of an area that was close to a campground. He was walking as usual when he felt eyes on him…he began to hear movement in the woods, and he shouted out “anybody out there?”
No response.
He got his tranquilizer ready and proceeded toward the noise. But as he approached, he heard another noise behind him.
Now he was thinking, “Oh no there’s more than one out here.”
Not sure what to do he prepared for the worst but then to his relief it was two deer. He sighed in relief thanking God that he wasn’t going to be mauled that day. But suddenly he noticed blood on one of the deer’s antlers and next to it behind the bushes it came out of was the carcass of a black bear. The two deer just stared at him and returned to feasting on the bear. He wasn’t sure what to do, tranquilize them or risk being a victim? He decided it was best to take the shot and hit both. They didn’t even budge and just walked off into the forest.
He reported the dead carcass of the bear and just had a team remove the remains. Still gives him the Chills thinking back to that day.
The next story was when I went on a fishing trip with a friend in Washington.
We had set out to fish along this river that was calm that day.
We caught a few fish and even some crawdads. I love seafood so I wanted us to stay out longer to catch a few more fish. My friend ended up taking a nap while I continued to fish. All was well but I suddenly noticed something in the distance, something dark moving along the river. I thought it was some sort of log that was stuck and got free and was floating along the river, but its movements didn’t appear normal. It would move back and forth getting closer and closer. I began to get nervous; I can’t really explain why it just felt like I needed to get away from whatever this thing was.
I turned to my friend who was still asleep and heard a splash.
I looked back and the thing was just gone. I looked around wondering where it went, and I saw it. Perched on top of a tree, I thought it was a cougar, I grabbed my binoculars for a closer look, and it was crouched but was tall, lanky and had milky white eyes but covered in black feathers and wearing some sort of animal pelt. I felt a sudden sense of dread and fear I never felt before. I looked back to my friend to wake him but before I could I heard another splash and saw it was back in the water now headed to the boat. I said “F this “and then turned on the motor and hauled ass out of there. My friend woke up yelling at me and asked, “What the hell are you doing?” but I didn’t respond. When we got to the loading dock, I anchored the boat and told him to get in the truck and he protested about leaving the boat and I said, “We will get it later get in now!”
The car ride back I explained everything, and I saw how pale he got. He’s part Native American and explained to me that what I saw was a Skinwalker.
This next story takes place in the Canadian Wilderness. I was on a hunting trip with my buddy who has a cabin in Canada deep in the wilderness, off-grid type of deal. It was the beginning of winter so the snow wasn’t so bad to where you just couldn’t move. He had this goal to get a mountain lion. So, we headed out to a ridge where you could see out to a clearing where he said he saw this specific mountain lion every year. It always came to the same spot, maybe its home was nearby I don’t know. So, its nighttime, and we had a small fire going, I went to go take a piss when I noticed something or somethings… 3 humanoid figures were in the clearing, I quickly put the fire out, and my friend told me “Dude why did you do that?” I told him to shush, and we observed the 3 beings. The thing was this was way out in the middle of the wilderness, there’s absolutely no way that anybody else knew about this spot. Also, the 3 figures looked human, but I could tell they were much taller than normal and their arms, skinny and just moved unnaturally. They were circling something, but I couldn’t tell what exactly. Then one of the figures stopped and looked directly at us. We rushed to cover and didn’t really know what to do. So, we decided to not sleep that night and have our rifles ready just in case. The following morning, we went down to the clearing to see what those figures were circling and sure enough we saw footprints much larger than a normal human and the beheaded mountain lion that my friend wanted mounted in his cabin so badly but now not so much…
This story still comes across my mind to this day. Me and my buddy from our hiking club were going on a hike one day, it was a beautiful hike along a river, and we were looking for places to set up camp. We saw a campground with food and trash everywhere and at first, I was upset that someone just left this much of a mess here. But the longer I looked around the weirder things got…Their trash bag was still hoisted up on a tree branch but ripped open, the food was still there and if a bear or another animal got to the food, they would of ate everything. Also, there tents were still set up, but ripped as if from the inside, clothes still around and even 2 pairs of boots. The whole campground looked as if whoever was there was immediately in a rush to get out of there and just left all their belongings, not even bothering to take their shoes. The hairs on my neck stood up and both my buddy and I decided that we should call it a day and just hike back to the car. I reported the incident to the forest rangers, but they said they weren’t aware of anybody camping in the area and did not receive any reports from the area. Still freaks me out thinking what could have spooked these people so bad they left their tents, not even bothering to use the zipper and leaving their clothes and shoes behind.
This next one comes from a solo hike. I was doing a 3-day solo trip somewhere in Washington near the Canadian border. I was literally way out there no facilities or normal campground. I was just hiking along, and dusk was approaching, my campsite was already set but I just went for a stroll when I thought I heard a child’s voice calling for help. I thought it was my imagination, but I heard it again. I began to follow it and then I saw the child. He looked dirty; clothes still intact but his back was facing me. I called out to this kid, and he turned around but before he could speak, he was pulled by someone or something down on the other side of this hill. Then I heard a loud crash as if a metal down shut. I ran to where I saw the kid and saw nothing but the same clothes, he was wearing neatly folded and his shoes right next to them. After a few minutes to no avail, I made my way back to the campsite gathered all my things and headed back. I went to the forest ranger station and told them about what I saw. Never found out if they found that kid or not.
Now this story comes from my close friend in Oregon, but this happened in Washington. So, I was hanging out with my friend who has pretty much grew up in the outdoors all his life and I asked him what his most creepy experience in the woods was. He told me he didn’t have a lot of experiences like that aside from hearing weird things at night when he went camping. But, this one time he was out hiking with his dog, they usually are a pair for hiking with friends but this time he was out hiking with just his dog in the deep woods of Washington on a trail that had very little traffic, like you wouldn’t expect to run into anybody. So, his dog is off leash, roaming a little in front of him and as they come to a corner the dog just stopped and his hair stood on the back of his neck, did a single bark moved up one step and then just ran behind my friend, not behind his legs but down the trail behind my friend, about 25 yards behind him. My friend pulled out his firearm and aimed forward, considering this was an area where black bears are he thought maybe his dog saw a bear but after a few minutes he didn’t find anything, no animals, nothing. His dog refused to go near him even after he kept calling for his dog. He eventually left the trail with his dog and got back home in one piece. But he said he never saw his dog act like that, his dog and he have hiked plenty, and his dog has been spooked before, but he never acted that way and he would always come back to my friend even when spooked.
This last story I have for now occurred when I was hunting with my buddy in Washington. The area still had trees but was on the dryer side with us being closer to the desert.
We had a deer blind set up near a clearing and scanned the area for some deer when we noticed a big elk with a couple of doe. They were grazing and we just watched since we didn’t want this deer.
What was odd though was the weather began to get rainy and fog rolled in as evening was approaching. We noticed that the elk began to showcase defensive behavior, going back and forth making grunting noises and huffing as it began to set up a defensive area around the doe who were now cowering in a small area. Kind of like “Back up these are mine” This elk was staring at the tree line, and we thought, “oh shit maybe it’s a bear”. But to our surprise it wasn’t, it was another elk. We got a little excited thinking we were about to see these two elk go at it to see who gets to take the herd of doe home, but I stopped once I put it together. Why did the doe seem so afraid then?
Then I saw another elk and another and another all just staring at the protective elk.
But then to our shock all the elks began to stand. On two legs.
Now sometimes deer will do this as a protective or displaying behavior of superiority, but these elk were not.
The protective elk began to show more aggression attempting to scare them off.
My friend whispered to me. “What the hell is this, I’ve never seen this before in my life.”
My friend has been hunting for over 15 years from Alaska all the way to Colorado and parts in the East coast. A seasoned man who didn’t scare easily but I could tell this freaked him out.
The group of bipedal elk just stood there and then they all bolted towards the Elk and the elk charged them at the same time. Managing to impale two of the elks but he was outnumbered, and the elks didn’t use their antlers but began to bite the elk with what looked like jagged sharp fangs.
It was horrible. They then they circled the elk and just looked up to the moon and made these god-awful gurgling noises
It looked like some sort of F’d up ritual.
We decided that we should leave and began to grab our things to leave. I’m positive that we were too far for anyone to hear but I sweat as soon as we moved one of the deer stopped and looked right at us.
And that’s when we nopped out of there, we ran all the way to the truck hoping we didn’t run into those elks or whatever the hell those things were. I have seen deer display hostile behavior but never like that.
We were rushing to throw our stuff and sped out onto the dirt road. We got about 1/4 a mile away when we noticed a giant log blocking our path that wasn’t there before.
My friend said: “dammit we have to move it”
Luckily, we had a chainsaw in the back, and he cut some of the log away so we could move it. But God those logs were heavy, when we got to the last of the log my friend said, “help me move it!” I joined in, and we both lifted the last of the log out of the way out we noticed something on the road. It was one of those deer. Just standing looking at us. We backed up towards the truck my friend not even caring to grab the chainsaw and I swear it opened its mouth and said “hhe hhe-hel-help me moo-move iiiit”
It was distorted but sounded exactly like my friend.
We just ran to the truck from there and we hit the gas and this deer just ran towards the truck and hopped on the front and then the top of the truck and I’m just shitting bricks at this point and attempt to grab the shotgun from under the seat when my friend says “hang on” and just hits the brakes hard and this deer just goes flying off the truck and he quickly speeds around it .
We stayed at a hotel after driving 2 hours straight back to civilization.
Honestly, I believe deer just have some messed up ways, but I really don’t know what they were but I’m positive they weren’t deer, I don’t know what they were.
Part 2
I figured I’d mention this since I didn’t add it to my previous post.
These experiences I had forever changed my perspective on the woods and I questioned whether I should ever step foot in the woods again. I don’t know why I attract these experiences but part of it motivates me to keep going to share what I see.
This other story was a time I went out with a friend to explore. We were in the backcountry just exploring and I suddenly saw this weird structure. My friend decided we should check it out and we saw this stone-like structure covered in moss and it must have been there for decades. What was weird though it had this rectangular structure that had a door, the door was perfectly preserved as if someone just installed it. No rust on the door handle or any weather damage, it’s like it came fresh out of the store.
I went to get a closer look and I was about to try to open the door when my internal gut feeling was screaming to me that something was wrong and we should not be here, and extreme sense of fear flooded my entire being and my hair on the back of my neck stood up.
My friend told me “What’s wrong?”
I told him “Maybe we should just go”
And he said “we can’t just leave now let’s at least see what’s inside”
Just as I fought my fear off and went for the handle the door began to creak open and I felt something was just VERY wrong, and I think my friend just instinctively knew we had to run, and we just got the hell out of dodge.
We returned with more people and armed to the teeth to try the door again.
But we couldn’t find the structure anywhere despite me marking this area on my map before we even attempted the door.
I always wondered what would have happened had I opened that door….
This next one I was camping with my old roommate, and we were enjoying the night and headed to bed soon after our fire was put out.
Around 3 am I had to piss so I went to the tree at the edge of our campsite
I heard movement after I finished and thought it was my friend having to do the same as me. A few feet away I gave him the okay hand sign and he gave it back
But the way his fingers moved just looked …wrong
I thought maybe I was just tired and headed back to my tent.
The following morning, we made breakfast and I mentioned to him how I drank too much the night before and don’t like having to piss at night but at least I wasn’t the only one who had to go.
My friend looked confused by that last part and said “what do you mean only one? “
I told him: “you don’t remember? We went to pee at the same time.” Then I showed him the okay gesture that I gave him last night to jog his memory and he just told me: “dude I didn’t get up at all last night…”
A chill ran up my spine and I just played it off that I was dreaming.
I don’t know who or what that was last night, we never saw anybody out there and I checked around the campsite after breakfast for footprints, saw mine but nobody’s where I thought I saw my friend the night before.
This next one is like the previous one, but I was camping with my girlfriend at the time. We had a great night doing you know couple of things and then in the middle of the night I had to piss. Did my business at a nearby tree, and then I heard my girlfriend calling my name, in the woods. I figured she had to go to and just wanted to have some privacy. Maybe she needed toilet paper and forgot, as I went to the tent to grab a roll, I heard her call my name again then said help me.
I thought about going over to her but went to grab the roll anyway because I didn’t want to go out there then she tells me she needs the toilet paper. As I opened the tent, I just stood there surprised, my girlfriend was sound asleep still. So, who was calling my name?... I heard my name again but louder and my girlfriend's voice saying “COME HERE NOW”
I just decided to go in the tent, and just laid there silent, not sure what to do. I didn’t hear anything for the rest of the night and passed out after the surge of adrenaline just put me out.
I didn’t tell my girlfriend about it, and just told her we had to cut the trip short because I forgot I have a paper to write.
This Last one happened in 2019. I took a drive on a forest road about 45 mins in. Parked near this trailhead and took off to the trail.
I was admiring the flora and fauna and just going on a normal hike when I noticed my vision completely changed as if I was looking through prescription glasses that weren’t mine. The vegetation changed and it was daylight when I was hiking but now it was dark as if sunset just passed.
This happens almost instantly. It was like I was in a completely new environment.
I then felt something graze my shoulder, it was a hairy arm, like the one you’d see from an ape or Bigfoot, and it was about to grab me, but I managed to take a step back, and I just see the hand grab where my neck would have been. I felt this sudden sense of dread and just began to backpedal and after a couple of steps, my vision went back to normal. The sunlight returned as well as the flora and fauna. I just saw a fuzzy-like outline in a circular shape in front of me from where I just stepped out of, and it eventually disappeared the more steps back I took.
I just stood there completely shocked about what just happened and came to my senses as my internal red flags were going off and I just turned around and ran to my truck and got out of the area. I never had this happen to me before and it thankfully hasn’t happened since. Since this happened, I have never gone hiking alone again.
To end this off, I just want to add that I enjoy the woods and nature it is full of beauty and wonder. But there are things out there…things even the natives knew to stay away from. There are things out there, that don’t care about you, or that you have families, or loved ones. I still go out to the woods, but after that last experience, it took me a long time to get the courage to go out there again. I never go out for solo hikes anymore, and if I can’t go with someone, I always take my dog. Thanks for hearing my stories and I’ll be sure to share any future experiences I have.
2023.06.03 09:08 antonl99 [Store] Multiple Knives, Gloves & High tiers - BFK Emerald/BlackPearl, M9 Ruby 0.0013, M9 Black Pearl 0.00 2x, Howl FN/MW/FT , #1 Talon Crimson FN,0 AWP Dragon Lore MW , AK Wild Lotus MW, Stiletto Ruby/Pandora Gloves , Vice Gloves MW and MUCH more.
Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
\- Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
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I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
\- Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
2023.06.03 09:08 antonl99 [Store] Multiple Knives, Gloves & High tiers - BFK Emerald/BlackPearl, M9 Ruby 0.0013, M9 Black Pearl 0.00 2x, Howl FN/MW/FT , #1 Talon Crimson FN,0 AWP Dragon Lore MW , AK Wild Lotus MW, Stiletto Ruby/Pandora Gloves , Vice Gloves MW and MUCH more.
Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
\- Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
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I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
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2023.06.03 09:00 eugenesolution Unlock T-Mobile Carrier for Samsung Galaxy Series: Break Free with Your Phone!
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I'm excited to share an informative and empowering video with you all. If you own a Samsung Galaxy phone locked to T-Mobile and dream of breaking free from carrier restrictions, this one's for you! I've created a comprehensive YouTube video that guides you through the process of unlocking your T-Mobile carrier for the Samsung Galaxy series.
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2023.06.03 09:00 TheCurserHasntMoved (Sneakyverse) The Travels of a Galactic Cowboy, Part One: The Star Council, Chapter Nine: Corvian Home
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Skeeter had made an error. Not a big one, but one that did have significant downstream effects. He'd assumed that he could visit enough of each planet to give a sort of general feel to each one's character in three or four days, but it was looking more and more like he'd have to extend the stay at Corvian Home for at least a weak. He could scarecely remember being so excited by making a mistake. In most respects, Corvian Home was wildly different from Terra. From its many small islands to its ever turbulent storms, to its mediworld gravity, it was unlike any place found on Terra. It still baffled him that the xenos thought Terran gravity was heavy. The way in which it was similar had to do with the wide verity of culture, which made getting a general sense of the place a tad more difficult than planets with a more unified culture.
So, he had to ask Captain Vexkeed to extend the stay, which wasn't cheap. Additionally, it required the refund of any unsatisfied passengers who were on more time-sensitive journeys. However, it turned out that the majority of the passengers had apparently viewed the voyage as a "Sneaky Cruise," which made Skeeter laugh until he couldn't breathe when Captain Vexkeed told him. Likewise, when he told Suzie and Ivan, they found themselves completely overcome by mirth. Kip on the other hand couldn't see the humor in it. This, of course sent all three adults into the throes of hysterical laughter, which only further perplexed the boy.
The inscrutable, to Kip, Terran sense of humor aside, it turned out that apart from paying a fee to extend the journey and maybe five or six refunds, there was very little adjustment in terms of the We Bring Friends from Afar to Joyous Meeting making drastic changes to her manifest. Which was amenable to Skeeter's bank account, and his conscience. In any case, it let him fill out the itinerary with a wide variety of events from the local sporting events, to seeing interesting geological formations or particularly treasured vistas, to attending musical theater, to restaurant hopping in one of the larger cities with a conveniently cosmopolitan makeup. Even better, all of the things toxic to Humans, Doggos, and Lutrae were also toxic to the Corvians, so the risk of accidental poisoning was almost nonexistent.
"We actually discussed this in class last week," Kip was saying as the shuttle shook in the storm winds, "once a group went to a new island, the storms cut them off from the original group, except for the very few traders brave enough to fly in… well, this."
"That so?" Skeeter prompted genially.
"Yeah, for the most part I guess people would just float along with whatever everyone else thought, but I guess that's true for most places. Except, since they were separate and all, they didn't all go along the same currents, and so even islands that are pretty close can be crazy different."
"That, and it is ruining the landing shots," Ivan grumbled as he kept the camera trained on the trio.
"Well, back home rain's a good thing!" Suzie exclaimed exuberantly.
"Rain makes rye," Skeeter rejoined.
"Rye makes whiskey," Suzie laughed.
"You mean industrial disinfectant or emergency stomach purging doses," Kip said flatly.
"How'd you find out about that?" Skeeter asked.
"Greg George mentioned it in his book. He dumped so many doses in a glass that any sane person would think he was trying to poison someone with the fumes."
"Oh, I loved My Side," Suzie said, "It had always bugged me that the Lost Boys never got a fair say."
"Wait, isn't he a hero? He talks like you guys almost worshiped him…"
"It's complicated," Skeeter said, "I served on a ship with one of the Lost Boys once, Stephen the Line. It was hard to not be in awe of him. Hard to remember that behind the deeds was a man just trying to serve like me."
"Oh…"
"Were you discussing more about Corvian Home in the classes?" Ivan asked before the silence could turn cold.
"Oh, sure, lots. Like on this one island there's a big festival where they celebrate the harvest of these huge nuts, and then there's this island where they have 'Imitation plays,' where Corvians try to mimic exactly how the plays sound from other races. Tutor Brixvee showed us a video of one they coppied from the Star Sailors, and it was pretty cool."
"Do you figure she had lessons on Corvian Home since she knew we were headed here?"
"Of course," Kip said with a bitter scowl, "she's full of dirty tricks like that." His hosts couldn't contain their mirth, not that they tried all that hard.
Later that day, the intrepid travelers were in the throes of a local festival. They had surmised that it was probably related to local folklore, as various icons and masks were featured heavily, but the press was so active and exuberant, that not even the Terran implants could keep up, slaved as they were to the Terran compads with better translation matrixes than even the local networks. Therefore, three out of the four friends found themselves swept up in a feathered fury of dance and rough song, to their ears anyway, while the only clue to Ivan's immense pleasure at the experience was his swiftly wagging tail. Which the locals had no idea was the unconcealable tell that his exterior coolness was in fact, a complete sham.
The festivities seemed to show no sign of abating as night fell over the city sheltered in a rough and rocky crown from the storms of the sea, so in order to get a good night's sleep they were obliged to catch a local shuttle ride between islands to find a slightly less festive town to bed down in, and Suzie took the opportunity.
"So I hear Y'all's planet name isn't what anybody calls it," she said impishly to the shuttle pilot.
"INDEED, ahem, indeed. We know that you mammal-peoples, and the reptile-peoples, and the water-peoples, cannot do it."
"Come on, give us an example," Suzie said in that challenging, teasing way that made Skeeter both cringe and love her.
The pilot laughed, or at least Skeeter thought he, or maybe she? At least Skeeter thought that the pilot laughed, whichever sex they were. He had a hard time with regular Terran corvids, let alone these giant bird people that reminded him of the former. Then said piolet of undetermined sex made a weird clicking noise in the depths of the throat and said, "That is the name."
"I can see why y'all think folk can't do that. Hey Skeeter, why don't ya give it a shot?"
"No," he said flatly.
"Aw come on, it's their planet's name, you should at least try," she said with that wry smile she had that made promises. Promises that he had a very difficult time resisting for… reasons.
He then made a right proper fool of himself trying to replicate the sound by clicking his tongue in various ways before giving up and just saying, "I'm stickin' with Corvian Home."
After making a right proper fool of himself, the other passengers obliged to laugh at him, and Suzie turned on Kip saying, "Your turn."
Kip shot her a sullen look.
"Aw, c'mon, you gonna let these folk just laugh at Skeeter all by his lonesome?" she chided.
Kip downright pouted at her.
"Coooome oooooon," she taunted.
Realizing that she wouldn't quit unless he gave in, Kip also made a mockery of himself trying to replicate the throat clicking sound to the delight of all and sundry. "Shut up," he mumbled as he laid his ears back.
"Ivan?" she asked of her final victim.
He clicked his tongue once, and when Suzie gave him a pout he said, "That is as much as I am trying."
"Now you try," Kip shot at her.
"I know my limits, unlike you boys," she laughed to Kip's indignant sputtering.
Meanwhile, Jerry was having a less festive time. Instead of happening to land on an island that happened to be hosting a festival for one reason or another, he had purposely chosen the center of finance for his outing. He'd had a relatively uneventful series of meetings with financiers, entrepreneurs, and shipping guild heads, and various other parties interested in securing access to new markets for their various trades. It was all very productive, and very boring, and not for the first time he felt a stab of regret for the last time that he had interacted with Skeeter.
Even still, it was a satisfying day. There was a lot of troubling mentions of debts though. Jerry was no stranger to the lending industries of various planets of the CIP, and even had some Republican contacts in that realm, those who could stand his needling of the Republic's systems, but nobody he knew ever said anything about "debt masters" or "clan debt." Troubling indeed, but he chalked it up to clunky translation. Even CIP systems could have trouble with new languages, and he just knew that Republican datapads were inferior. They had to be, of course.
Still though, there was something about the references that bothered him. Something furtive behind the eyes of the avian people who spoke of either concept. Then, there was the fact that only those who were obviously startup businesspeople would speak about them, never the financers. Very troubling indeed. He resolved himself to investigate the matter if he could make the time the next day.
The following morning, the intrepid travelers went on the only "heavyworlder safe" zipline tours available on the planet, which just so happened to be in the heavily forested canyons and followed paths through the foliage designed to simulate danger. Skeeter and Kip found it thrilling, but Suzie found it merely pleasant while Ivan was actually bored by the thrilling experience. The man was pleased with getting a shot of kip chanting breathlessly, "Let's go again, let's go again, let's go again, let's go again!" Wile Suzie was more pleased to have sneakily captured a shot of Ivan's unamused expression as he sped along on the pullies.
"Sure, why not?" Suzie had said to Kip.
To which Ivan said, "Because is boring."
"What?!" Kip nearly shouted.
"You take ride in boarding torpedo, and you will be understanding then."
"The real answer to why not is I already booked a nature walk. There's this island where there's like this bowl formation full of flowers. It looks amazin'" Skeeter explained to Kip's dismay.
Meanwhile, Jerry was exhausted. He'd reshuffled the meetings so that he had mere moments between them to prepare, but he was good at his job, so long as his counterpart wasn't a Republican, and could get the proper contact details to the correct people for whatever the other party hoped to accomplish, so long as it was legal, and it all was. It was therefore by mighty effort alone that he had a scant two hours in which to seek out the information he sought before he would have to retire to sleep, or else be completely useless the next day.
He took snagged a gravcar and told the cabbie, "Take me to where you and the lads go for a spot of drink, or whatever the legal intoxicant is around here."
The cabbie gave him a one eyed beady stare and said, "Are you sure, mammal-people? The places we go are not the high class places, by the storms."
"I'm sure, I'm sure. I might not look it these days, but I came up from w working family. My dah still makes fun that I lost my calluses."
The cabbie blinked twice and raised his crest. Jerry had no idea whether that was a good sign or not, but the blue plumed cabbie lowered his crest and blinked again saying, "Sure, mammal-people. I will take you there, but do not cause the fights or my clan will have share of the debt."
Jerry thought about pressing the issue, but something about how the cabbie's feathers had puffed out and still weren't lying flat convinced him that social lubricant was the needed thing. "What is the preferred intoxicant?" he asked.
"We smoke an herb. It usually does not work for mammal-peoples, so you might not have the fun you look for."
"I see, we also have some intoxicants taken this way, do you draw the smoke through water first?"
"Yes, do you mammal-peoples do this too?"
"It's called hookah, and has a long tradition in several of our cultures. Or bongs, which have a somewhat younger tradition, as history is measured."
"Maybe then you will get the happy haze and no fights will be started, mammal-people."
"Maybe, maybe. I'm just after a good banter, and the banker types are too stuffy."
"You are right, you are right, debt masters do not laugh when you joke, they charge you more interest!" the cabbie laughed, and Jerry fell silent.
At the, well, Jerry would call it a hookah lounge, Jerry found that the lads about avoided him and shot him suspicious glances, and also found that apart from a relaxed feeling in his limbs, the smoke had no effect on him. It was a pleasant feeling, and he could maintain it by taking a draw from the hookah every two minutes or so. It seemed that was a prodigious rate of smoking though, for eventually the suspicious glances turned to those of curiosity or even grudging respect. Jerry surmised that despite his rather drab coloring, they knew an expensive suit when they saw one.
Eventually, a clearly intoxicated Corvain stumbled over to his table and sank down on one of the cushions, "Why do you smoke so well, mammal-thing-people?" he slurred.
"I am used to a much stronger herb, and this makes me simply feel good. Does it not feel good for you?"
"'Course it do. Can't smoke as much."
"Wondering anything else?"
"You a Sneaky?"
Jerry thought about correcting the error, but another glance at the state of his conversation partner dispelled the notion, so he said, "Yes, but I am not very stealthy."
"It's just what people call you… dunno why…"
"I'm not botherd, I know the reason and it's funny."
"Funny?"
"Yes, do you know it?"
"Ish a meme."
"The first one of us that the Star Sailors met was mistaken for a pet, and they named him Sneaky."
That, as planned, brought forth uproarious laughter from the intoxicated Corvian who confided, "That's the kinda thing people-things get bristly about."
"I know, people-things get brislty about all sorts of things. Like the bankers, they won't tell me what debt masters are."
"They own clan debts."
"Clan debts?"
"You know, the debts you clan has, from like way back."
"Do you mean to say you were born in debt?"
"Sssssure, isn't everybody? Well, not rich people-things I guess, but ever-peoples I knowed."
"And these debt masters, they merely collect the interest?"
"Mostly."
"Mostly?"
"If you're not… if the job doesn't pay… erm… they so like tell you to do stuff."
"Involuntary servitude," Jerry said coldly.
"Yeah, that. The hatchlings get that rough."
"Explain please," Jerry said with cold intensity.
It seemed that the intensity of Jerry's gaze or maybe the soft quality of a hammer that his voice emulated, gave the Corvian some degree of sobriety as he stammered, "Yes-yes. The erm, the uh or-or-orphanages. The hatchlings there have no parents to provide for them, so the debt masters have them do something useful."
Jerry was very close to becoming a very dangerous man as he asked, "Are the debts of these children for sale?"
"Y-y-y-y-y-yes?"
"Where does one go to buy debts?"
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Skeeter had made an error. Not a big one, but one that did have significant downstream effects. He'd assumed that he could visit enough of each planet to give a sort of general feel to each one's character in three or four days, but it was looking more and more like he'd have to extend the stay at Corvian Home for at least a weak. He could scarecely remember being so excited by making a mistake. In most respects, Corvian Home was wildly different from Terra. From its many small islands to its ever turbulent storms, to its mediworld gravity, it was unlike any place found on Terra. It still baffled him that the xenos thought Terran gravity was heavy. The way in which it was similar had to do with the wide verity of culture, which made getting a general sense of the place a tad more difficult than planets with a more unified culture.
So, he had to ask Captain Vexkeed to extend the stay, which wasn't cheap. Additionally, it required the refund of any unsatisfied passengers who were on more time-sensitive journeys. However, it turned out that the majority of the passengers had apparently viewed the voyage as a "Sneaky Cruise," which made Skeeter laugh until he couldn't breathe when Captain Vexkeed told him. Likewise, when he told Suzie and Ivan, they found themselves completely overcome by mirth. Kip on the other hand couldn't see the humor in it. This, of course sent all three adults into the throes of hysterical laughter, which only further perplexed the boy.
The inscrutable, to Kip, Terran sense of humor aside, it turned out that apart from paying a fee to extend the journey and maybe five or six refunds, there was very little adjustment in terms of the We Bring Friends from Afar to Joyous Meeting making drastic changes to her manifest. Which was amenable to Skeeter's bank account, and his conscience. In any case, it let him fill out the itinerary with a wide variety of events from the local sporting events, to seeing interesting geological formations or particularly treasured vistas, to attending musical theater, to restaurant hopping in one of the larger cities with a conveniently cosmopolitan makeup. Even better, all of the things toxic to Humans, Doggos, and Lutrae were also toxic to the Corvians, so the risk of accidental poisoning was almost nonexistent.
"We actually discussed this in class last week," Kip was saying as the shuttle shook in the storm winds, "once a group went to a new island, the storms cut them off from the original group, except for the very few traders brave enough to fly in… well, this."
"That so?" Skeeter prompted genially.
"Yeah, for the most part I guess people would just float along with whatever everyone else thought, but I guess that's true for most places. Except, since they were separate and all, they didn't all go along the same currents, and so even islands that are pretty close can be crazy different."
"That, and it is ruining the landing shots," Ivan grumbled as he kept the camera trained on the trio.
"Well, back home rain's a good thing!" Suzie exclaimed exuberantly.
"Rain makes rye," Skeeter rejoined.
"Rye makes whiskey," Suzie laughed.
"You mean industrial disinfectant or emergency stomach purging doses," Kip said flatly.
"How'd you find out about that?" Skeeter asked.
"Greg George mentioned it in his book. He dumped so many doses in a glass that any sane person would think he was trying to poison someone with the fumes."
"Oh, I loved My Side," Suzie said, "It had always bugged me that the Lost Boys never got a fair say."
"Wait, isn't he a hero? He talks like you guys almost worshiped him…"
"It's complicated," Skeeter said, "I served on a ship with one of the Lost Boys once, Stephen the Line. It was hard to not be in awe of him. Hard to remember that behind the deeds was a man just trying to serve like me."
"Oh…"
"Were you discussing more about Corvian Home in the classes?" Ivan asked before the silence could turn cold.
"Oh, sure, lots. Like on this one island there's a big festival where they celebrate the harvest of these huge nuts, and then there's this island where they have 'Imitation plays,' where Corvians try to mimic exactly how the plays sound from other races. Tutor Brixvee showed us a video of one they coppied from the Star Sailors, and it was pretty cool."
"Do you figure she had lessons on Corvian Home since she knew we were headed here?"
"Of course," Kip said with a bitter scowl, "she's full of dirty tricks like that." His hosts couldn't contain their mirth, not that they tried all that hard.
Later that day, the intrepid travelers were in the throes of a local festival. They had surmised that it was probably related to local folklore, as various icons and masks were featured heavily, but the press was so active and exuberant, that not even the Terran implants could keep up, slaved as they were to the Terran compads with better translation matrixes than even the local networks. Therefore, three out of the four friends found themselves swept up in a feathered fury of dance and rough song, to their ears anyway, while the only clue to Ivan's immense pleasure at the experience was his swiftly wagging tail. Which the locals had no idea was the unconcealable tell that his exterior coolness was in fact, a complete sham.
The festivities seemed to show no sign of abating as night fell over the city sheltered in a rough and rocky crown from the storms of the sea, so in order to get a good night's sleep they were obliged to catch a local shuttle ride between islands to find a slightly less festive town to bed down in, and Suzie took the opportunity.
"So I hear Y'all's planet name isn't what anybody calls it," she said impishly to the shuttle pilot.
"INDEED, ahem, indeed. We know that you mammal-peoples, and the reptile-peoples, and the water-peoples, cannot do it."
"Come on, give us an example," Suzie said in that challenging, teasing way that made Skeeter both cringe and love her.
The pilot laughed, or at least Skeeter thought he, or maybe she? At least Skeeter thought that the pilot laughed, whichever sex they were. He had a hard time with regular Terran corvids, let alone these giant bird people that reminded him of the former. Then said piolet of undetermined sex made a weird clicking noise in the depths of the throat and said, "That is the name."
"I can see why y'all think folk can't do that. Hey Skeeter, why don't ya give it a shot?"
"No," he said flatly.
"Aw come on, it's their planet's name, you should at least try," she said with that wry smile she had that made promises. Promises that he had a very difficult time resisting for… reasons.
He then made a right proper fool of himself trying to replicate the sound by clicking his tongue in various ways before giving up and just saying, "I'm stickin' with Corvian Home."
After making a right proper fool of himself, the other passengers obliged to laugh at him, and Suzie turned on Kip saying, "Your turn."
Kip shot her a sullen look.
"Aw, c'mon, you gonna let these folk just laugh at Skeeter all by his lonesome?" she chided.
Kip downright pouted at her.
"Coooome oooooon," she taunted.
Realizing that she wouldn't quit unless he gave in, Kip also made a mockery of himself trying to replicate the throat clicking sound to the delight of all and sundry. "Shut up," he mumbled as he laid his ears back.
"Ivan?" she asked of her final victim.
He clicked his tongue once, and when Suzie gave him a pout he said, "That is as much as I am trying."
"Now you try," Kip shot at her.
"I know my limits, unlike you boys," she laughed to Kip's indignant sputtering.
Meanwhile, Jerry was having a less festive time. Instead of happening to land on an island that happened to be hosting a festival for one reason or another, he had purposely chosen the center of finance for his outing. He'd had a relatively uneventful series of meetings with financiers, entrepreneurs, and shipping guild heads, and various other parties interested in securing access to new markets for their various trades. It was all very productive, and very boring, and not for the first time he felt a stab of regret for the last time that he had interacted with Skeeter.
Even still, it was a satisfying day. There was a lot of troubling mentions of debts though. Jerry was no stranger to the lending industries of various planets of the CIP, and even had some Republican contacts in that realm, those who could stand his needling of the Republic's systems, but nobody he knew ever said anything about "debt masters" or "clan debt." Troubling indeed, but he chalked it up to clunky translation. Even CIP systems could have trouble with new languages, and he just knew that Republican datapads were inferior. They had to be, of course.
Still though, there was something about the references that bothered him. Something furtive behind the eyes of the avian people who spoke of either concept. Then, there was the fact that only those who were obviously startup businesspeople would speak about them, never the financers. Very troubling indeed. He resolved himself to investigate the matter if he could make the time the next day.
The following morning, the intrepid travelers went on the only "heavyworlder safe" zipline tours available on the planet, which just so happened to be in the heavily forested canyons and followed paths through the foliage designed to simulate danger. Skeeter and Kip found it thrilling, but Suzie found it merely pleasant while Ivan was actually bored by the thrilling experience. The man was pleased with getting a shot of kip chanting breathlessly, "Let's go again, let's go again, let's go again, let's go again!" Wile Suzie was more pleased to have sneakily captured a shot of Ivan's unamused expression as he sped along on the pullies.
"Sure, why not?" Suzie had said to Kip.
To which Ivan said, "Because is boring."
"What?!" Kip nearly shouted.
"You take ride in boarding torpedo, and you will be understanding then."
"The real answer to why not is I already booked a nature walk. There's this island where there's like this bowl formation full of flowers. It looks amazin'" Skeeter explained to Kip's dismay.
Meanwhile, Jerry was exhausted. He'd reshuffled the meetings so that he had mere moments between them to prepare, but he was good at his job, so long as his counterpart wasn't a Republican, and could get the proper contact details to the correct people for whatever the other party hoped to accomplish, so long as it was legal, and it all was. It was therefore by mighty effort alone that he had a scant two hours in which to seek out the information he sought before he would have to retire to sleep, or else be completely useless the next day.
He took snagged a gravcar and told the cabbie, "Take me to where you and the lads go for a spot of drink, or whatever the legal intoxicant is around here."
The cabbie gave him a one eyed beady stare and said, "Are you sure, mammal-people? The places we go are not the high class places, by the storms."
"I'm sure, I'm sure. I might not look it these days, but I came up from w working family. My dah still makes fun that I lost my calluses."
The cabbie blinked twice and raised his crest. Jerry had no idea whether that was a good sign or not, but the blue plumed cabbie lowered his crest and blinked again saying, "Sure, mammal-people. I will take you there, but do not cause the fights or my clan will have share of the debt."
Jerry thought about pressing the issue, but something about how the cabbie's feathers had puffed out and still weren't lying flat convinced him that social lubricant was the needed thing. "What is the preferred intoxicant?" he asked.
"We smoke an herb. It usually does not work for mammal-peoples, so you might not have the fun you look for."
"I see, we also have some intoxicants taken this way, do you draw the smoke through water first?"
"Yes, do you mammal-peoples do this too?"
"It's called hookah, and has a long tradition in several of our cultures. Or bongs, which have a somewhat younger tradition, as history is measured."
"Maybe then you will get the happy haze and no fights will be started, mammal-people."
"Maybe, maybe. I'm just after a good banter, and the banker types are too stuffy."
"You are right, you are right, debt masters do not laugh when you joke, they charge you more interest!" the cabbie laughed, and Jerry fell silent.
At the, well, Jerry would call it a hookah lounge, Jerry found that the lads about avoided him and shot him suspicious glances, and also found that apart from a relaxed feeling in his limbs, the smoke had no effect on him. It was a pleasant feeling, and he could maintain it by taking a draw from the hookah every two minutes or so. It seemed that was a prodigious rate of smoking though, for eventually the suspicious glances turned to those of curiosity or even grudging respect. Jerry surmised that despite his rather drab coloring, they knew an expensive suit when they saw one.
Eventually, a clearly intoxicated Corvain stumbled over to his table and sank down on one of the cushions, "Why do you smoke so well, mammal-thing-people?" he slurred.
"I am used to a much stronger herb, and this makes me simply feel good. Does it not feel good for you?"
"'Course it do. Can't smoke as much."
"Wondering anything else?"
"You a Sneaky?"
Jerry thought about correcting the error, but another glance at the state of his conversation partner dispelled the notion, so he said, "Yes, but I am not very stealthy."
"It's just what people call you… dunno why…"
"I'm not botherd, I know the reason and it's funny."
"Funny?"
"Yes, do you know it?"
"Ish a meme."
"The first one of us that the Star Sailors met was mistaken for a pet, and they named him Sneaky."
That, as planned, brought forth uproarious laughter from the intoxicated Corvian who confided, "That's the kinda thing people-things get bristly about."
"I know, people-things get brislty about all sorts of things. Like the bankers, they won't tell me what debt masters are."
"They own clan debts."
"Clan debts?"
"You know, the debts you clan has, from like way back."
"Do you mean to say you were born in debt?"
"Sssssure, isn't everybody? Well, not rich people-things I guess, but ever-peoples I knowed."
"And these debt masters, they merely collect the interest?"
"Mostly."
"Mostly?"
"If you're not… if the job doesn't pay… erm… they so like tell you to do stuff."
"Involuntary servitude," Jerry said coldly.
"Yeah, that. The hatchlings get that rough."
"Explain please," Jerry said with cold intensity.
It seemed that the intensity of Jerry's gaze or maybe the soft quality of a hammer that his voice emulated, gave the Corvian some degree of sobriety as he stammered, "Yes-yes. The erm, the uh or-or-orphanages. The hatchlings there have no parents to provide for them, so the debt masters have them do something useful."
Jerry was very close to becoming a very dangerous man as he asked, "Are the debts of these children for sale?"
"Y-y-y-y-y-yes?"
"Where does one go to buy debts?"
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2023.06.03 08:27 UnhappyOriginal Purchasing a freehold property with ground rent (England)
Hi all
Currently I am in the process of purchasing a property in England which on searches highlighted a ground rent in perpetuity for an annual fee of £12 10 shillings (this never looks to be claimed). The rent does not cover anything, such as maintenance or access to anything.
Initially our lenders agreed to lend on the property, however once they were made aware they took further information and for the last month have been deciding on this, and eventually declined to lend as they have a policy against all ground rents. They are a major international bank. They were offered indemnity insurance but declined this.
The mortgage was being ported from my current home which is being sold, and the bank will charge a huge fee (£4000) to end the mortgage early. Hence why we were doing this, as well as limiting options for using other providers.
The vendor swears they were never aware of the ground rent, even though their name is on the title and the ground rent is stated on there. They never told us of the existence, and the estate agent also confirmed in conversation there was no charges or rents on the initial viewing.
My conveyancer has relayed the information back to the vendors solicitor asking for them to buy out the ground rent, but doesn't know of the time frame this may take as they say they have never had this occur before. From my searching the original company was wound up in 1982, which I believe explains why it hasn't been claimed.
We are not keen on seeking another mortgage with the new rates on offer, and also the possibility that we get to the same point and find we can't get a mortgage based on this ground rent.
Has anyone dealt with this before and have an idea of time frame for purchasing the ground rent? We are concerned about losing the sale of my property, as this chain has been ongoing since February.
Thank you
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Currently I am in the process of purchasing a property in England which on searches highlighted a ground rent in perpetuity for an annual fee of £12 10 shillings (this never looks to be claimed). The rent does not cover anything, such as maintenance or access to anything.
Initially our lenders agreed to lend on the property, however once they were made aware they took further information and for the last month have been deciding on this, and eventually declined to lend as they have a policy against all ground rents. They are a major international bank. They were offered indemnity insurance but declined this.
The mortgage was being ported from my current home which is being sold, and the bank will charge a huge fee (£4000) to end the mortgage early. Hence why we were doing this, as well as limiting options for using other providers.
The vendor swears they were never aware of the ground rent, even though their name is on the title and the ground rent is stated on there. They never told us of the existence, and the estate agent also confirmed in conversation there was no charges or rents on the initial viewing.
My conveyancer has relayed the information back to the vendors solicitor asking for them to buy out the ground rent, but doesn't know of the time frame this may take as they say they have never had this occur before. From my searching the original company was wound up in 1982, which I believe explains why it hasn't been claimed.
We are not keen on seeking another mortgage with the new rates on offer, and also the possibility that we get to the same point and find we can't get a mortgage based on this ground rent.
Has anyone dealt with this before and have an idea of time frame for purchasing the ground rent? We are concerned about losing the sale of my property, as this chain has been ongoing since February.
Thank you
2023.06.03 08:09 CringeyVal0451 The Dew (Funky P. Beard, Part 4)
Chapter 4: The Dew
We have a new cast member for this chapter! Her name is Molly, and let’s just say she’s the MVP.
It was almost noon when I woke up. Faaaaack! I scrambled to get dressed, slap on a little makeup, put my hair in purple pigtails, ask myself whether I was dolling myself up for FPB or for Axton... Yeah, that was a no-brainer. I engaged in basic some humaning (brushing teeth, applying deodorant, etc.), spritzed on some men’s cologne called Spicebomb (FPB really was kind of right about that), put on my new shoes, and dashed out the door. I looked at my phone to see if I had a missed call or an angry text from FPB. Nope. Good! He must have still been passed out.
I Ubered to FPB’s place to get my car, then I drove back to Sage’s house and parked on the side of the street. There were four Molly Maid vehicles in the driveway. I checked the door. It was unlocked. Was it possible that my absence might have gone unnoticed? As I entered the house, I could hear one of the professional cleaners yelling at Sage. I’ll call her Molly.
Molly: I’m charging you TRIPLE! I had to call in SIX extra girls. We clean up vomit, pee pee, poo poo, and your house smells like a distillery! You are nasty, nasty people!
I was damn near pissing myself laughing. One of the professional cleaners swooped past me, and I felt embarrassed to even be associated with these nasty, nasty people (even though all of them except for FPB had been super nice to me).
I found my way into the kitchen and accidentally interrupted Sage and Athena arguing over who was going to pay the cleaning bill. Sage was in favor of splitting it between the chummers, and Athena was in favor of sticking Mori with the bill since his nasty, nasty rules caused the nasty, nasty mess.
I cleared my throat so it didn’t seem like I was eavesdropping.
Athena: OP! Hey! Where have you been all morning?
Me: I ran home to get some sleep. The snoring was pretty loud...
Athena: I hear ya. We sleep in Sage’s bedroom, but Mori makes all the others sleep in the War Room or on the porch. You might be able to convince him to let you sleep in the guest room tonight?
Me: Isn’t it your house, Sage? I’ll play by your rules.
Sage: Yeah, but Mori’s in charge during Shadowrun weekends.
Damn, this really was starting to feel like a fucking cult. But I still found Mori hella amusing despite all his absurdities.
Me: Hey, guys? How much hell am I about to catch from FPB?
Sage: That would be... none. He’s still passed out in the backyard.
I made my way to the porch. I guess the cleaning crew hadn’t gotten there yet. There were toppled cups, empty liquor bottles, and several piles of puke on the porch; and the distinct scent of boozy pee clashed in an act of olfactory violence with the scent of stale vomit. I didn’t even want to take a single step outside. I was wearing my brand new shoes, after all! But the rest of my outfit was blissfully casual.
FPB’s absurdly formal clothes were draped over the hammock, and he was sprawled across a lawn chair in nothing but his black boxer briefs, snoring like a freight train.
Axton was sitting on a dry patch of the steps that led down to the yard, smoking a cigarette, and drinking what I hoped was coffee. Snorlax was passed out in the inflatable kiddie pool. And Mori was nowhere to be seen. Axton turned around and noticed me. Surely he didn’t remember trying to kiss me the night before. I mean, I kind of hoped that he did... but it would make my life a whole lot easier if he didn’t.
Axton: OP! Where did you run off to after you put us to bed?
Me: I went to sleep.
Axton: Where?
Me: Ummmm...
Axton: I won’t say anything to FPB, don’t worry.
I wanted to believe him. “I went home. I wanted to sleep in my own bed, and I wanted to have my car in case I get tired again. I seriously can’t keep up with you guys.”
Axton: That’s probably not anything to be ashamed of. Wanna come sit? Have a smoke?
I scanned the porch. “I’m not sure where it’s safe to step.”
Axton put his cig in the ashtray and stood up. “Combat boots to the rescue.”
He crossed the porch, picked me up, and carried me to the puke/pee/booze-free step. As he was putting me down his hand very deliberately grazed the length of my spine. Guess he remembered... I couldn’t seem to pull my hand off his shoulder, nor could I seem to take my eyes off his lips. But just then, FPB stirred. And he roared, “UNHAND MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”
He tried to stand, but his tall, hungover ass just withered to the ground.
Me: Good morning! Don’t worry. He was just helping me protect my new shoes.
FPB: So help me, Pretty Boy. If you touch my girlfriend again, I WILL END YOU.
Axton: Just trying to be gentlemanly, buddy. You want some coffee?
FPB grunted.
Axton turned to me. “You want some, too?”
FPB: DO NOT SPEAK TO HER, YOU FUCKING SKIDMARK.
Me: I’m good. I’ll hit Mori up for some coke later on.
Axton laughed and headed to the kitchen.
FPB: YOU WILL NOT GET COKE FROM MORI. I WILL LITERALLY KILL HIS (expletive slur deleted) ASS IF HE GIVES YOU COKE.
Snorlax was stirring in the kiddie pool.
Snorlax: FPB... Chill, bro. Seriously. God damn. You’re gonna pop a vein in your forehead.
Okay, it’s finally time to pause and give you guys some background on my relationship with FPB. It might be mildly triggering for some, so apologies in advance.
He repulsed me at first. I thought he was a snob, I hated his beard, and his circus freak height intimidated me a little. But he managed to humanize himself. He feigned vulnerability. He was attentive and affectionate (at first). And when we finally went on a proper date, it was actually pretty romantic. Plus, he had cool Bioshock tattoos! I wouldn’t find out about his Shadowrun tramp stamp until a bit later.
And I felt like I was gaining some maturity by looking past the unsightly beard, the constantly furrowed brow, and the shocking amount of time he spent standing on the most random soapboxes one could possibly imagine. I’ll also shoehorn in the fact that he had been “dating” a possessive, obsessive legbeard and I found myself feeling like a white knight for helping him out of that annoying situationship.
FPB’s triumphant, and probably fabricated, stories of his past facilitated empathy. He had dropped out of college to join the Peace Corps. He once pulled over to save a child from a burning vehicle. He had been bullied in middle school for being the only boy in the Color Guard. Blah, blah, blah. It was mostly a load of bollocks, and I’ll save the ridiculous details for another story. But his displays of affection in the early stages of our cursed courtship seemed sincere, and I believed him when he said that my “being there for him” was helping him grow as a person. What a rube I was.
The emotional connection gradually ran deeper as a result of FPB’s exceptionally well-rehearsed vulnerability act, but it was hardly a romance novel. After several relatively normal “getting to know each other” months, I discovered that FPB had been notoriously promiscuous in the past. A lothario, through and through. Many women apparently knew all about the “ladies’ man maître D” in midtown Wellsprings who would go home with absolutely ANYONE.
And I soon figured out that he had not left his promiscuous past behind him... at all. But even if I hadn’t become aware of his reputation, I could often smell his sexual escapades once he felt confident enough to interact with me immediately after he’d gone muff diving. His beard stank like a turtle tank, with heavy top notes of body odor and microwaved fish, and undertones of stale urine, dingleberries, and sometimes a gentle waft of rotting tampon.
He’d also had to treat his foul flavor-saver for pubic lice on a few occasions. I know I mentioned his beard crabs earlier, but it bears repeating (if only for the cringe). I can’t even begin to explain how humiliating the state of his beard was for me. I take care of all manner of personal hygiene, and I’ve certainly never had CRABS. To be known as the girlfriend of such a nasty beardo must have caused at least a few people to reasonably assume that I had a crab-infested crotch and a serious case of junk funk. #notmyjunk
Hindsight tells me that I didn’t care about his philandering because I wasn’t in love with him. His company wasn’t particularly enjoyable since he spent most of our time together complaining about “losers” on the internet and lambasting the insufferable management at the restaurant where he worked. But he could carry on lengthy conversations about luxury fragrance, which was... harmless. Plus, I enjoyed the idea of having a “boyfriend” since I was approaching 30.
And FPB could convincing behave like the *perfect gentleman* on the rare occasions when we attended respectable social events together. So all of my friends thought I’d won the dating lottery by landing myself a quirky, intelligent, polite, and visually striking boyfriend. This dreadful dating experience tempts me to spout some unsolicited advice along the lines of, “Wait for the right *connection* with a person who makes your life more enjoyable, and don’t get hung up on your relationship status... YOU are enough.” But perhaps that’s something we all have to realize for ourselves.
Aside from the philandering, things ran pretty smoothly back when FPB was still keeping “the crazy” under wraps. His goblinization unfolded in tiny, almost imperceptible increments. And by the time he had become a full-blown possessive lunatic, every attempt to end things with him resulted in death threats, slander, vandalism, bomb threats, or false police reports. I could easily write an entire lengthy story about every disastrous breakup attempt. But they wouldn’t be amusing stories. At least this current story has moments that I can try to frame as humorous, largely thanks to the Shadowrun crew.
I suppose the most honest answer as to why I had given FPB chance after chance is that I had absolutely NO prior experience being emotionally close to severely mentally unstable people. I’m one of the lucky ones who has never suffered from mental illness aside from occasional situational depression and some mild body images issues when I was a teenage girl on the high school drill team. I grew up in a loving family. And the only other serious romantic relationship I’d had prior to FPB fell apart because we were just in different stages of life (he was quite a bit older), and we eventually found ourselves unable to relate to one another. Nothing horrifying.
FPB was much closer to my age, we had common interests, and he was a (seemingly) genuine gentleman at first. Our relationship was like Beauty and the Beast... in reverse. I’m not so much comparing myself to Belle as I’m comparing FPB to a kind-hearted prince who gradually transformed into a stomping, snarling, tantrum-throwing BEAST.
Any desire that I’d ever felt for him died from poon fume inhalation. And FPB was pitifully butt-hurt when I closed the cookie to him. And despite displaying no interest in showing affection towards me, despite having countless randos at whom he could wiggle his whisky wang, despite griping incessantly about my terrible personality, my wretched taste in music, and my annoying sense of humor, he refused to end the relationship.
But if I so much as spoke to another man, FPB would call the police and report him as a TCAP Story, vandalize his property (usually with poop and/or semen), stalk him relentlessly, or make a slanderous website, crudely photoshopping the poor guy’s face onto obscene images that he got off the deepest, dingiest, most dumpster-fiery recesses of the dark web. This “retaliation technique” would eventually get his ass incarcerated, but not until many, many unfortunate girlfriends later.
Everyone had always told me that, “Relationships are HARD.” Guys, gals, non-binary pals... if you ever feel the need to cough out this fetid tonsil stone of “wisdom,” please operationally define the word “HARD.” If a relationship feels like a prison sentence and you find yourself fearing for your safety or for the safety of your loved ones, that isn’t “hard.” That is coercive control. RUN. But never forget that running is often much, mucheasier said than done. There’s no shame in getting help from friends, family, and law enforcement.
So, where were we? Snorlax was telling FPB to chill out, Axton was going to get some coffee for the lanky, bearded ball of rage, and I was standing on the one clean step, hoping the cleaning crew would come outside and save us all.
FPB was flailing about, trying to achieve a sitting position. Snorlax seemed to have gone back to sleep. And Axton returned to the porch with a cup of coffee and a bottle of water. He made his way down to FPB.
FPB: You’d better stay far, FAR away from her for the remainder of the weekend.
Me: Funky, he’s helping your hungover ass. And he hasn’t been inappropriate towards me in any way.
(That was kind of a lie. But I suppose it all depends on what you consider “inappropriate.”)
FPB harumphed.
Me: I promise you that I’ll punch him in the face if he makes me uncomfortable. Otherwise, please let me get to know your friends. You said that was an important part of the weekend.
Axton sat down the hangover remedies next to FPB’s lawn chair.
Axton: You want some Advil?
FPB nodded, and Axton took the pills out of his pocket and handed them over. FPB washed the pills down, took a few sips of lukewarm coffee, and leaned back in the chair, groaning miserably.
I sat down on the clean step and lit up a cigarette. Axton left FPB to his own devices and approached me cautiously. I gestured for him to come sit next to me. Axton grinned sheepishly, took his cig out of the ashtray, and sat down on the step. I wanted to keep FPB under control, so I said under my breath, “We’d better sit about two feet apart.”
Axton and I both scooched away from one another, the ashtray serving as a buffer, and we continued to speak quietly so that FPB’s hungover groans would drown out our conversation.
Axton: Are you really gonna punch me?
Me: Are you gonna make me uncomfortable?
His grin faded a bit, “Have I made you uncomfortable? If I did, I’m so sorr...”
I made eye contact with him and held it for about 3 seconds longer than I would have held friendly eye contact and replied with my own sheepish grin, “Not at all.”
Snorlax was sitting up by that time and he seemed to be in a world of hurt as well.
Axton: Yo, Snor! You need some hangover helper, too?
Snorlax (groaning): Pleeeeeeease.
Axton got up to fetch Snorlax some coffee, water, and pills. Those combat boots were going to need to get hosed down before he went back inside. Especially with Molly and her pissed off crew still at the house.
In fact, I could hear Molly screeching at Sage again.
Molly: There’s more mess on the porch? What sort of mess? More poo poo? A lake of liquor? You people are ANIMALS. I’m never cleaning your house again!!!
Sage: Ummm... I think it’s just booze and pee. You should be able to just power wash it.
Axton: There’s a ton of puke out there, too.
Molly: Jesus, save us all.
Axton ran to Snorlax and delivered the hangover helper.
Axton: Dude! The maids are on their way, and they’re pissed off. We gotta disappear.
I put my cigarette out, stood up, and dashed over to FPB, who was still reclining in the lawn chair with a pained expression on his face.
Me: Funky? The maids are coming. We need to get out of here.
FPB: And go where?
Me: I don’t know! I’ve never done this before. I think Axton knows, but I’m afraid to talk to him.
FPB: HEY, FUCK-FACE. Where are we running off to?
Axton: Garage! Go around the side of the house.
Axton helped Snorlax stagger around to the garage, and FPB managed to wobble to his feet. As he was standing up, I noticed a whisky wee aroma and an extra dark patch of fabric near the crotch of his black underpants. While I guided him to the garage, I tried my darndest to keep his wet boxer briefs away from my clean shirt. His crotch was level with my mid-section, so I curved my body away from him and let him basically use my shoulders and arms as a walker. In the end, we all managed to enter the garage though the side door. It was dusty, musty and stuffy, but it was blissfully devoid of puke and pee. Well, aside from FPB’s underpants.
Sage must have anticipated that we’d take shelter from the angry maids in the garage because he came out from the house and opened the garage doors for us, letting in a nice breeze.
Sage: You guys good?
We all indicated the affirmative.
Sage: Excellent. Mori should be back from the liquor store pretty soon. And he’s picking up hangover food, too.
Snorlax: What’s he getting?
Sage: Taco Bell.
Seriously? Not only were they having to restock the booze, but they were also planning to chow down on Taco Bell to help with the hangovers? There was no way in hell that was going to help.
At any rate, FPB and Snorlax were chugging the remainder of their hangover helper and seemed to be gradually getting their sea legs back. Axton had apparently been awake a little longer than they had, so his hangover seemed to have passed. I’m just assuming this since I was forbidden to speak to him. And with the only two non-hungover people there forbidden to speak to one another, the garage was eerily silent.
We were all sitting on the dusty floor and FPB, still wearing nothing but wet boxer briefs, tried to pull me into his lap.
Me (getting up and crossing the room): HELL NO. You peed yourself. I’m not sitting in your lap until you go wash up and put on some clean underpants.
FPB: It’s not pee. It’s dew.
Axton: It’s piss, bro. I can smell it.
FPB (snarling): You shut your fuck-nugget mouth, Asshat.
Wow, Axton’s ability to exhibit no reaction at all to FPB’s venom was impressive. I might have to try that and see if it would work for me.
Snorlax: He’s right. It’s definitely pee. No shame, though. I wet my pants, too. I had to get up and change at like... 6 in the morning. It sucked.
FPB: OP, please get over yourself and come sit by me.
Me: No lap sitting.
FPB: Fine.
Me: Do you want me to go get your backpack so you can change?
“Chill out, Miss Uptight! We all wet our pants every weekend. It’s tradition,” he said as he wound his long arms around me from the side.
I felt like I was in a cage. I rolled my eyes, and I think Axton noticed my exasperated expression because I could see him snickering.
FPB: What’s funny, you DICK?
Axton composed himself, and Snorlax gallantly stepped up to save us.
Snorlax: He’s laughing cause I farted. Sorry.
Always a sucker for bathroom humor, I burst out laughing. Axton started laughing again, Snorlax started laughing, lifted a cheek and really did rip one this time. The butt wind even kicked up a little dust from the garage floor. That made all the reasonable people in the garage laugh even harder. But not FPB. No, he was fuming.
FPB: What the hell is really so fucking FUNNY? Someone fess up to me or I’m gonna start flaying you bitches.
Axton: Dude. For real. We’re laughing at a fart. (more laughter)
Snorlax (also laughing): Yeah, just the thought of Taco Bell gave me gas.
FPB’s fury just made it even funnier, and all of us were in stitches.
FPB: I know you’re all laughing at ME.
Yeah, I guess it did kind of start off that way. But by the time his rage was hitting the boiling point, we really were just behaving like overgrown children and laughing hysterically at a fart. And everything was ten times funnier because we had this “stick in the mud” sitting there getting outrageously offended by the laughter. You know the feeling, right? When you’re not supposed to laugh at something, it becomes even harder not to laugh? Or is that just me?
FPB: I’m getting dressed now. OP, come help me. You two jabronis can stay in here and laugh at each other’s farts.
Instead of heading to the hammock in the back yard where FPB’s clothes presumably remained, he entered the house through the garage door and headed straight for the guest room to retrieve his backpack. Good. Maybe he was at least going to put on some clean underpants.
But, no. He wasn’t. That would have taken away from the repulsive debauchery that his whizzy boxer briefs allowed him to revel in. He really needed to settle on a story. Was he such a wild, crazy party boy that he was too cool to care that he’d wet his pants? Or was he a pathetic drunk who’d passed out and managed to collect afternoon dew in the crotch of his boxer briefs (and nowhere else on his body)? We’ll never know. His Shadowrun tramp stamp was in full view as he bent down and grabbed his wallet from his black leather backpack. He then marched into the kitchen and told Sage, “Bring me a maid.”
Sage: Ummm... they’ve got their hands pretty full at the moment.
FPB produced a hundred-dollar bill from his wallet. “I want my clothes steam cleaned. And I’ll need them spritzed with perfume. Athena’s got some here, doesn’t she?”
Sage: Yeah... But you’re gonna have to ask HER if you want to use her perfume. And you’re gonna have to ask the cleaning crew to steam your clothes. They’re all pretty annoyed with me over the condition of the house. There’s a new head maid. I’m having to pay TRIPLE the normal cleaning fee, dude.
In my mind, the considerate action would have been to forego the steaming and offer the cash to Sage, since FPB’s sparkle vomit and spilled liquor definitely contributed to the mess. Instead, FPB exited through the front door, made his way around to the backyard, and began removing his clothes from the hammock. The maids shrieked. FPB ignored the shrieks, gathered his clothes, and sauntered back into the house. Once we were back indoors, we could hear Molly going over the bill with Sage.
FPB: AHEM. Madam, I need these clothes steam cleaned.
He thrust his suit and the hundred-dollar bill in her direction.
Molly: Excuse me??? We were hired to clean this disgusting house. You want your clothes steamed, go to the drycleaners.
She sniffed the air.
Molly: And go take a shower. You smell like a diaper.
I stepped in. “Hey. Sage? Do you mind if I steam FPB’s clothes in the guest bathroom?”
Sage: Fine by me.
I pulled FPB aside. “Give me your clothes. You peed in your sleep after you took you suit off right?”
FPB: IT’S DEW.
Me: It doesn’t matter. Your underwear’s wet and you need to put on a dry pair. In the meantime, I’ll go in the bathroom, hang your clothes up, get the room steamy from the shower, and then they’ll at least be a little less wrinkled. We used to do it all the time in college.
FPB: But those bitches have professional equipment. If they can steam carpet, they can steam a suit.
Me: I think it’s a different type of steamer.
FPB: Oh, you’re an expert on steamers?
Me: Not the Cleveland kind.
Damn it, Mori would have appreciated my attempt at an obvious dirty joke.
FPB harumphed, and I put the plan into action. I turned the shower on as hot as it would go, sifted through FPB’s suit components carefully to make sure his pants were dry. Fortunately, they were. I hung the clothes as close to the shower curtain as I could without getting them wet and sat down to try and enjoy the steam room and the solitude. Maybe it would make me feel refreshed? But the sweetness of the solitude wouldn’t last, as I could hear a conversation taking place just outside the door.
Sage: What the hell, man? Why are you guarding the bathroom door?
FPB: I don’t want any of you pervs trying to walk in on my girlfriend while she showers.
Sage: Okay... I think she’s just in there steaming your fancy clothes.
FPB: She might be taking a shower, too. NAKED. I have to protect her from the male gaze.
Sage: Well... I’ve got a girlfriend. Mori’s not here, and Snorlax and Axton are both stand-up dudes.
FPB: I don’t trust Axton. I caught him picking her up on the porch, and then he tried to TALK TO HER.
Sage: “Picking her up” as in the crap you pull at work all the time? Or literally “picking her up” so she didn’t step in puke?
FPB: Uh... he made some lame excuse.
Sage: So... Picking her up so she didn’t step in puke. What a jerk.
FPB: Right?!
Sage: Listen, man. The door locks. And she’s a grown woman. Leave her alone for five minutes, for fuck’s sake. And put on some clean underwear.
FPB: IT’S DEW.
When I couldn’t take the steam anymore, I turned off the shower, retrieved FPB clothes, which did look spiffier, and opened the door to inhale the fresh, cool air. Ahhh! And the lovely cleaning crew had managed to get rid of the “poopy-pee-puke-pizza” pungency.
Apparently, being lightly mocked by the “vice principal” had embarrassed FPB enough to make him go find something better to do. No one was outside the door at that moment. I gathered FPB’s clothes, carried them to the guest room, and laid them out on the bed.
Now to find my seething anger ball of a boyfriend. Best guess? He was back in the garage, yelling at Axton and Snorlax. So that’s where I checked first.
I entered the garage from the house, and found Sage, Athena, Axton, Snorlax, and Mori all sitting around enjoying some Taco Bell and drinking beer. No FPB.
Me: Hey, guys! Have any of you seen a tall, angry guy in wet boxer briefs?
Mori: He’s on the back porch. Said he had to call his work.
Ah, yes. “Work.” That meant he was texting one of his randos. Probably the one who showed up at Sage’s house late last night.
Me: Beer me?
They all answered with a validating chorus of “Hell yeah,” and, “Go girl!”
I grabbed a beer from the cooler and scanned the room for a place to sit. Axton stood up and led me over to his spot.
Axton: Hey, guys! Who am I?
And then he pulled me onto his lap, wrapped his arms around me and started shouting in a caveman voice, “MY GIRLFRIEND. MINE. NO TALKING TO HER. DON’T EVEN LOOK OR I’LL STAB YOU IN THE EYEBALL.”
Everyone, including me, found this incredibly funny. And I was pleased to see that the whole team was acknowledging FPB’s absurdly possessive behavior. Maybe if the people he respected most in this world called him out on his insane possessiveness, he would reflect? Yeah, let’s see how that goes...
I stayed in this far too comfortable position for a minute or so. Axton was more muscular than FPB and he wasn’t “circus-freak tall,” so his lap was a much better fit. But I knew that if FPB rounded the corner and caught me sitting in another guy’s lap, he’d flip. Especially since my position in Axton’s lap had happened purely to make a mockery out of FPB. I leaned into him for a few more seconds, then slid over into my own cold, hard, lonely space.
Guess I needed to do some reflecting, too... Not because I was finding myself attracted to a guy who wasn’t my boyfriend. My boyfriend was a psycho and I needed to reflect on why I hadn’t been able to find an exit strategy that didn’t lead to terroristic threats or stalking.
Mori: I think I’ll add a new punishment tonight. But only for FPB. If he glitches, he has to sit in my lap and let me paw all over him. See how he likes it.
Me: Be sure to get a raging boner and jab him in the hip with it.
I couldn’t tell if the laughing that ensued was because I’d made a crude joke to the perfect audience or because I had unintentionally “called” the inevitable.
Mori (in a deliberately creepy tone): Oh, that won’t be a problem.
We laughed again.
And then, all the fun was sucked from the garage. FPB entered from the driveway and demanded to know what was funny.
Sage: Mori’s cooking up new punishments.
FPB: That’s... terrifying.
Me: Hey, I put your clothes in the guest room if you want to get dressed.
FPB: M’kay. I’m getting a beer first.
He cracked open a beer and headed inside. As he towered in the doorway, he turned to me.
FPB: You coming?
Mori: You need your girlfriend to help you put your clothes on? Are you in kindergarten?
FPB: Eat a dick, Mori.
Mori: Sounds delicious.
FPB shuddered and trudged inside. He hadn’t made any more demands that I accompany him, so I let him go put on his big boy pants all by himself.
*end of Chapter 4
As always, thank you so, so much for reading!
Hope to see you back for The Lap of Luxury!
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We have a new cast member for this chapter! Her name is Molly, and let’s just say she’s the MVP.
It was almost noon when I woke up. Faaaaack! I scrambled to get dressed, slap on a little makeup, put my hair in purple pigtails, ask myself whether I was dolling myself up for FPB or for Axton... Yeah, that was a no-brainer. I engaged in basic some humaning (brushing teeth, applying deodorant, etc.), spritzed on some men’s cologne called Spicebomb (FPB really was kind of right about that), put on my new shoes, and dashed out the door. I looked at my phone to see if I had a missed call or an angry text from FPB. Nope. Good! He must have still been passed out.
I Ubered to FPB’s place to get my car, then I drove back to Sage’s house and parked on the side of the street. There were four Molly Maid vehicles in the driveway. I checked the door. It was unlocked. Was it possible that my absence might have gone unnoticed? As I entered the house, I could hear one of the professional cleaners yelling at Sage. I’ll call her Molly.
Molly: I’m charging you TRIPLE! I had to call in SIX extra girls. We clean up vomit, pee pee, poo poo, and your house smells like a distillery! You are nasty, nasty people!
I was damn near pissing myself laughing. One of the professional cleaners swooped past me, and I felt embarrassed to even be associated with these nasty, nasty people (even though all of them except for FPB had been super nice to me).
I found my way into the kitchen and accidentally interrupted Sage and Athena arguing over who was going to pay the cleaning bill. Sage was in favor of splitting it between the chummers, and Athena was in favor of sticking Mori with the bill since his nasty, nasty rules caused the nasty, nasty mess.
I cleared my throat so it didn’t seem like I was eavesdropping.
Athena: OP! Hey! Where have you been all morning?
Me: I ran home to get some sleep. The snoring was pretty loud...
Athena: I hear ya. We sleep in Sage’s bedroom, but Mori makes all the others sleep in the War Room or on the porch. You might be able to convince him to let you sleep in the guest room tonight?
Me: Isn’t it your house, Sage? I’ll play by your rules.
Sage: Yeah, but Mori’s in charge during Shadowrun weekends.
Damn, this really was starting to feel like a fucking cult. But I still found Mori hella amusing despite all his absurdities.
Me: Hey, guys? How much hell am I about to catch from FPB?
Sage: That would be... none. He’s still passed out in the backyard.
I made my way to the porch. I guess the cleaning crew hadn’t gotten there yet. There were toppled cups, empty liquor bottles, and several piles of puke on the porch; and the distinct scent of boozy pee clashed in an act of olfactory violence with the scent of stale vomit. I didn’t even want to take a single step outside. I was wearing my brand new shoes, after all! But the rest of my outfit was blissfully casual.
FPB’s absurdly formal clothes were draped over the hammock, and he was sprawled across a lawn chair in nothing but his black boxer briefs, snoring like a freight train.
Axton was sitting on a dry patch of the steps that led down to the yard, smoking a cigarette, and drinking what I hoped was coffee. Snorlax was passed out in the inflatable kiddie pool. And Mori was nowhere to be seen. Axton turned around and noticed me. Surely he didn’t remember trying to kiss me the night before. I mean, I kind of hoped that he did... but it would make my life a whole lot easier if he didn’t.
Axton: OP! Where did you run off to after you put us to bed?
Me: I went to sleep.
Axton: Where?
Me: Ummmm...
Axton: I won’t say anything to FPB, don’t worry.
I wanted to believe him. “I went home. I wanted to sleep in my own bed, and I wanted to have my car in case I get tired again. I seriously can’t keep up with you guys.”
Axton: That’s probably not anything to be ashamed of. Wanna come sit? Have a smoke?
I scanned the porch. “I’m not sure where it’s safe to step.”
Axton put his cig in the ashtray and stood up. “Combat boots to the rescue.”
He crossed the porch, picked me up, and carried me to the puke/pee/booze-free step. As he was putting me down his hand very deliberately grazed the length of my spine. Guess he remembered... I couldn’t seem to pull my hand off his shoulder, nor could I seem to take my eyes off his lips. But just then, FPB stirred. And he roared, “UNHAND MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”
He tried to stand, but his tall, hungover ass just withered to the ground.
Me: Good morning! Don’t worry. He was just helping me protect my new shoes.
FPB: So help me, Pretty Boy. If you touch my girlfriend again, I WILL END YOU.
Axton: Just trying to be gentlemanly, buddy. You want some coffee?
FPB grunted.
Axton turned to me. “You want some, too?”
FPB: DO NOT SPEAK TO HER, YOU FUCKING SKIDMARK.
Me: I’m good. I’ll hit Mori up for some coke later on.
Axton laughed and headed to the kitchen.
FPB: YOU WILL NOT GET COKE FROM MORI. I WILL LITERALLY KILL HIS (expletive slur deleted) ASS IF HE GIVES YOU COKE.
Snorlax was stirring in the kiddie pool.
Snorlax: FPB... Chill, bro. Seriously. God damn. You’re gonna pop a vein in your forehead.
Okay, it’s finally time to pause and give you guys some background on my relationship with FPB. It might be mildly triggering for some, so apologies in advance.
He repulsed me at first. I thought he was a snob, I hated his beard, and his circus freak height intimidated me a little. But he managed to humanize himself. He feigned vulnerability. He was attentive and affectionate (at first). And when we finally went on a proper date, it was actually pretty romantic. Plus, he had cool Bioshock tattoos! I wouldn’t find out about his Shadowrun tramp stamp until a bit later.
And I felt like I was gaining some maturity by looking past the unsightly beard, the constantly furrowed brow, and the shocking amount of time he spent standing on the most random soapboxes one could possibly imagine. I’ll also shoehorn in the fact that he had been “dating” a possessive, obsessive legbeard and I found myself feeling like a white knight for helping him out of that annoying situationship.
FPB’s triumphant, and probably fabricated, stories of his past facilitated empathy. He had dropped out of college to join the Peace Corps. He once pulled over to save a child from a burning vehicle. He had been bullied in middle school for being the only boy in the Color Guard. Blah, blah, blah. It was mostly a load of bollocks, and I’ll save the ridiculous details for another story. But his displays of affection in the early stages of our cursed courtship seemed sincere, and I believed him when he said that my “being there for him” was helping him grow as a person. What a rube I was.
The emotional connection gradually ran deeper as a result of FPB’s exceptionally well-rehearsed vulnerability act, but it was hardly a romance novel. After several relatively normal “getting to know each other” months, I discovered that FPB had been notoriously promiscuous in the past. A lothario, through and through. Many women apparently knew all about the “ladies’ man maître D” in midtown Wellsprings who would go home with absolutely ANYONE.
And I soon figured out that he had not left his promiscuous past behind him... at all. But even if I hadn’t become aware of his reputation, I could often smell his sexual escapades once he felt confident enough to interact with me immediately after he’d gone muff diving. His beard stank like a turtle tank, with heavy top notes of body odor and microwaved fish, and undertones of stale urine, dingleberries, and sometimes a gentle waft of rotting tampon.
He’d also had to treat his foul flavor-saver for pubic lice on a few occasions. I know I mentioned his beard crabs earlier, but it bears repeating (if only for the cringe). I can’t even begin to explain how humiliating the state of his beard was for me. I take care of all manner of personal hygiene, and I’ve certainly never had CRABS. To be known as the girlfriend of such a nasty beardo must have caused at least a few people to reasonably assume that I had a crab-infested crotch and a serious case of junk funk. #notmyjunk
Hindsight tells me that I didn’t care about his philandering because I wasn’t in love with him. His company wasn’t particularly enjoyable since he spent most of our time together complaining about “losers” on the internet and lambasting the insufferable management at the restaurant where he worked. But he could carry on lengthy conversations about luxury fragrance, which was... harmless. Plus, I enjoyed the idea of having a “boyfriend” since I was approaching 30.
And FPB could convincing behave like the *perfect gentleman* on the rare occasions when we attended respectable social events together. So all of my friends thought I’d won the dating lottery by landing myself a quirky, intelligent, polite, and visually striking boyfriend. This dreadful dating experience tempts me to spout some unsolicited advice along the lines of, “Wait for the right *connection* with a person who makes your life more enjoyable, and don’t get hung up on your relationship status... YOU are enough.” But perhaps that’s something we all have to realize for ourselves.
Aside from the philandering, things ran pretty smoothly back when FPB was still keeping “the crazy” under wraps. His goblinization unfolded in tiny, almost imperceptible increments. And by the time he had become a full-blown possessive lunatic, every attempt to end things with him resulted in death threats, slander, vandalism, bomb threats, or false police reports. I could easily write an entire lengthy story about every disastrous breakup attempt. But they wouldn’t be amusing stories. At least this current story has moments that I can try to frame as humorous, largely thanks to the Shadowrun crew.
I suppose the most honest answer as to why I had given FPB chance after chance is that I had absolutely NO prior experience being emotionally close to severely mentally unstable people. I’m one of the lucky ones who has never suffered from mental illness aside from occasional situational depression and some mild body images issues when I was a teenage girl on the high school drill team. I grew up in a loving family. And the only other serious romantic relationship I’d had prior to FPB fell apart because we were just in different stages of life (he was quite a bit older), and we eventually found ourselves unable to relate to one another. Nothing horrifying.
FPB was much closer to my age, we had common interests, and he was a (seemingly) genuine gentleman at first. Our relationship was like Beauty and the Beast... in reverse. I’m not so much comparing myself to Belle as I’m comparing FPB to a kind-hearted prince who gradually transformed into a stomping, snarling, tantrum-throwing BEAST.
Any desire that I’d ever felt for him died from poon fume inhalation. And FPB was pitifully butt-hurt when I closed the cookie to him. And despite displaying no interest in showing affection towards me, despite having countless randos at whom he could wiggle his whisky wang, despite griping incessantly about my terrible personality, my wretched taste in music, and my annoying sense of humor, he refused to end the relationship.
But if I so much as spoke to another man, FPB would call the police and report him as a TCAP Story, vandalize his property (usually with poop and/or semen), stalk him relentlessly, or make a slanderous website, crudely photoshopping the poor guy’s face onto obscene images that he got off the deepest, dingiest, most dumpster-fiery recesses of the dark web. This “retaliation technique” would eventually get his ass incarcerated, but not until many, many unfortunate girlfriends later.
Everyone had always told me that, “Relationships are HARD.” Guys, gals, non-binary pals... if you ever feel the need to cough out this fetid tonsil stone of “wisdom,” please operationally define the word “HARD.” If a relationship feels like a prison sentence and you find yourself fearing for your safety or for the safety of your loved ones, that isn’t “hard.” That is coercive control. RUN. But never forget that running is often much, mucheasier said than done. There’s no shame in getting help from friends, family, and law enforcement.
So, where were we? Snorlax was telling FPB to chill out, Axton was going to get some coffee for the lanky, bearded ball of rage, and I was standing on the one clean step, hoping the cleaning crew would come outside and save us all.
FPB was flailing about, trying to achieve a sitting position. Snorlax seemed to have gone back to sleep. And Axton returned to the porch with a cup of coffee and a bottle of water. He made his way down to FPB.
FPB: You’d better stay far, FAR away from her for the remainder of the weekend.
Me: Funky, he’s helping your hungover ass. And he hasn’t been inappropriate towards me in any way.
(That was kind of a lie. But I suppose it all depends on what you consider “inappropriate.”)
FPB harumphed.
Me: I promise you that I’ll punch him in the face if he makes me uncomfortable. Otherwise, please let me get to know your friends. You said that was an important part of the weekend.
Axton sat down the hangover remedies next to FPB’s lawn chair.
Axton: You want some Advil?
FPB nodded, and Axton took the pills out of his pocket and handed them over. FPB washed the pills down, took a few sips of lukewarm coffee, and leaned back in the chair, groaning miserably.
I sat down on the clean step and lit up a cigarette. Axton left FPB to his own devices and approached me cautiously. I gestured for him to come sit next to me. Axton grinned sheepishly, took his cig out of the ashtray, and sat down on the step. I wanted to keep FPB under control, so I said under my breath, “We’d better sit about two feet apart.”
Axton and I both scooched away from one another, the ashtray serving as a buffer, and we continued to speak quietly so that FPB’s hungover groans would drown out our conversation.
Axton: Are you really gonna punch me?
Me: Are you gonna make me uncomfortable?
His grin faded a bit, “Have I made you uncomfortable? If I did, I’m so sorr...”
I made eye contact with him and held it for about 3 seconds longer than I would have held friendly eye contact and replied with my own sheepish grin, “Not at all.”
Snorlax was sitting up by that time and he seemed to be in a world of hurt as well.
Axton: Yo, Snor! You need some hangover helper, too?
Snorlax (groaning): Pleeeeeeease.
Axton got up to fetch Snorlax some coffee, water, and pills. Those combat boots were going to need to get hosed down before he went back inside. Especially with Molly and her pissed off crew still at the house.
In fact, I could hear Molly screeching at Sage again.
Molly: There’s more mess on the porch? What sort of mess? More poo poo? A lake of liquor? You people are ANIMALS. I’m never cleaning your house again!!!
Sage: Ummm... I think it’s just booze and pee. You should be able to just power wash it.
Axton: There’s a ton of puke out there, too.
Molly: Jesus, save us all.
Axton ran to Snorlax and delivered the hangover helper.
Axton: Dude! The maids are on their way, and they’re pissed off. We gotta disappear.
I put my cigarette out, stood up, and dashed over to FPB, who was still reclining in the lawn chair with a pained expression on his face.
Me: Funky? The maids are coming. We need to get out of here.
FPB: And go where?
Me: I don’t know! I’ve never done this before. I think Axton knows, but I’m afraid to talk to him.
FPB: HEY, FUCK-FACE. Where are we running off to?
Axton: Garage! Go around the side of the house.
Axton helped Snorlax stagger around to the garage, and FPB managed to wobble to his feet. As he was standing up, I noticed a whisky wee aroma and an extra dark patch of fabric near the crotch of his black underpants. While I guided him to the garage, I tried my darndest to keep his wet boxer briefs away from my clean shirt. His crotch was level with my mid-section, so I curved my body away from him and let him basically use my shoulders and arms as a walker. In the end, we all managed to enter the garage though the side door. It was dusty, musty and stuffy, but it was blissfully devoid of puke and pee. Well, aside from FPB’s underpants.
Sage must have anticipated that we’d take shelter from the angry maids in the garage because he came out from the house and opened the garage doors for us, letting in a nice breeze.
Sage: You guys good?
We all indicated the affirmative.
Sage: Excellent. Mori should be back from the liquor store pretty soon. And he’s picking up hangover food, too.
Snorlax: What’s he getting?
Sage: Taco Bell.
Seriously? Not only were they having to restock the booze, but they were also planning to chow down on Taco Bell to help with the hangovers? There was no way in hell that was going to help.
At any rate, FPB and Snorlax were chugging the remainder of their hangover helper and seemed to be gradually getting their sea legs back. Axton had apparently been awake a little longer than they had, so his hangover seemed to have passed. I’m just assuming this since I was forbidden to speak to him. And with the only two non-hungover people there forbidden to speak to one another, the garage was eerily silent.
We were all sitting on the dusty floor and FPB, still wearing nothing but wet boxer briefs, tried to pull me into his lap.
Me (getting up and crossing the room): HELL NO. You peed yourself. I’m not sitting in your lap until you go wash up and put on some clean underpants.
FPB: It’s not pee. It’s dew.
Axton: It’s piss, bro. I can smell it.
FPB (snarling): You shut your fuck-nugget mouth, Asshat.
Wow, Axton’s ability to exhibit no reaction at all to FPB’s venom was impressive. I might have to try that and see if it would work for me.
Snorlax: He’s right. It’s definitely pee. No shame, though. I wet my pants, too. I had to get up and change at like... 6 in the morning. It sucked.
FPB: OP, please get over yourself and come sit by me.
Me: No lap sitting.
FPB: Fine.
Me: Do you want me to go get your backpack so you can change?
“Chill out, Miss Uptight! We all wet our pants every weekend. It’s tradition,” he said as he wound his long arms around me from the side.
I felt like I was in a cage. I rolled my eyes, and I think Axton noticed my exasperated expression because I could see him snickering.
FPB: What’s funny, you DICK?
Axton composed himself, and Snorlax gallantly stepped up to save us.
Snorlax: He’s laughing cause I farted. Sorry.
Always a sucker for bathroom humor, I burst out laughing. Axton started laughing again, Snorlax started laughing, lifted a cheek and really did rip one this time. The butt wind even kicked up a little dust from the garage floor. That made all the reasonable people in the garage laugh even harder. But not FPB. No, he was fuming.
FPB: What the hell is really so fucking FUNNY? Someone fess up to me or I’m gonna start flaying you bitches.
Axton: Dude. For real. We’re laughing at a fart. (more laughter)
Snorlax (also laughing): Yeah, just the thought of Taco Bell gave me gas.
FPB’s fury just made it even funnier, and all of us were in stitches.
FPB: I know you’re all laughing at ME.
Yeah, I guess it did kind of start off that way. But by the time his rage was hitting the boiling point, we really were just behaving like overgrown children and laughing hysterically at a fart. And everything was ten times funnier because we had this “stick in the mud” sitting there getting outrageously offended by the laughter. You know the feeling, right? When you’re not supposed to laugh at something, it becomes even harder not to laugh? Or is that just me?
FPB: I’m getting dressed now. OP, come help me. You two jabronis can stay in here and laugh at each other’s farts.
Instead of heading to the hammock in the back yard where FPB’s clothes presumably remained, he entered the house through the garage door and headed straight for the guest room to retrieve his backpack. Good. Maybe he was at least going to put on some clean underpants.
But, no. He wasn’t. That would have taken away from the repulsive debauchery that his whizzy boxer briefs allowed him to revel in. He really needed to settle on a story. Was he such a wild, crazy party boy that he was too cool to care that he’d wet his pants? Or was he a pathetic drunk who’d passed out and managed to collect afternoon dew in the crotch of his boxer briefs (and nowhere else on his body)? We’ll never know. His Shadowrun tramp stamp was in full view as he bent down and grabbed his wallet from his black leather backpack. He then marched into the kitchen and told Sage, “Bring me a maid.”
Sage: Ummm... they’ve got their hands pretty full at the moment.
FPB produced a hundred-dollar bill from his wallet. “I want my clothes steam cleaned. And I’ll need them spritzed with perfume. Athena’s got some here, doesn’t she?”
Sage: Yeah... But you’re gonna have to ask HER if you want to use her perfume. And you’re gonna have to ask the cleaning crew to steam your clothes. They’re all pretty annoyed with me over the condition of the house. There’s a new head maid. I’m having to pay TRIPLE the normal cleaning fee, dude.
In my mind, the considerate action would have been to forego the steaming and offer the cash to Sage, since FPB’s sparkle vomit and spilled liquor definitely contributed to the mess. Instead, FPB exited through the front door, made his way around to the backyard, and began removing his clothes from the hammock. The maids shrieked. FPB ignored the shrieks, gathered his clothes, and sauntered back into the house. Once we were back indoors, we could hear Molly going over the bill with Sage.
FPB: AHEM. Madam, I need these clothes steam cleaned.
He thrust his suit and the hundred-dollar bill in her direction.
Molly: Excuse me??? We were hired to clean this disgusting house. You want your clothes steamed, go to the drycleaners.
She sniffed the air.
Molly: And go take a shower. You smell like a diaper.
I stepped in. “Hey. Sage? Do you mind if I steam FPB’s clothes in the guest bathroom?”
Sage: Fine by me.
I pulled FPB aside. “Give me your clothes. You peed in your sleep after you took you suit off right?”
FPB: IT’S DEW.
Me: It doesn’t matter. Your underwear’s wet and you need to put on a dry pair. In the meantime, I’ll go in the bathroom, hang your clothes up, get the room steamy from the shower, and then they’ll at least be a little less wrinkled. We used to do it all the time in college.
FPB: But those bitches have professional equipment. If they can steam carpet, they can steam a suit.
Me: I think it’s a different type of steamer.
FPB: Oh, you’re an expert on steamers?
Me: Not the Cleveland kind.
Damn it, Mori would have appreciated my attempt at an obvious dirty joke.
FPB harumphed, and I put the plan into action. I turned the shower on as hot as it would go, sifted through FPB’s suit components carefully to make sure his pants were dry. Fortunately, they were. I hung the clothes as close to the shower curtain as I could without getting them wet and sat down to try and enjoy the steam room and the solitude. Maybe it would make me feel refreshed? But the sweetness of the solitude wouldn’t last, as I could hear a conversation taking place just outside the door.
Sage: What the hell, man? Why are you guarding the bathroom door?
FPB: I don’t want any of you pervs trying to walk in on my girlfriend while she showers.
Sage: Okay... I think she’s just in there steaming your fancy clothes.
FPB: She might be taking a shower, too. NAKED. I have to protect her from the male gaze.
Sage: Well... I’ve got a girlfriend. Mori’s not here, and Snorlax and Axton are both stand-up dudes.
FPB: I don’t trust Axton. I caught him picking her up on the porch, and then he tried to TALK TO HER.
Sage: “Picking her up” as in the crap you pull at work all the time? Or literally “picking her up” so she didn’t step in puke?
FPB: Uh... he made some lame excuse.
Sage: So... Picking her up so she didn’t step in puke. What a jerk.
FPB: Right?!
Sage: Listen, man. The door locks. And she’s a grown woman. Leave her alone for five minutes, for fuck’s sake. And put on some clean underwear.
FPB: IT’S DEW.
When I couldn’t take the steam anymore, I turned off the shower, retrieved FPB clothes, which did look spiffier, and opened the door to inhale the fresh, cool air. Ahhh! And the lovely cleaning crew had managed to get rid of the “poopy-pee-puke-pizza” pungency.
Apparently, being lightly mocked by the “vice principal” had embarrassed FPB enough to make him go find something better to do. No one was outside the door at that moment. I gathered FPB’s clothes, carried them to the guest room, and laid them out on the bed.
Now to find my seething anger ball of a boyfriend. Best guess? He was back in the garage, yelling at Axton and Snorlax. So that’s where I checked first.
I entered the garage from the house, and found Sage, Athena, Axton, Snorlax, and Mori all sitting around enjoying some Taco Bell and drinking beer. No FPB.
Me: Hey, guys! Have any of you seen a tall, angry guy in wet boxer briefs?
Mori: He’s on the back porch. Said he had to call his work.
Ah, yes. “Work.” That meant he was texting one of his randos. Probably the one who showed up at Sage’s house late last night.
Me: Beer me?
They all answered with a validating chorus of “Hell yeah,” and, “Go girl!”
I grabbed a beer from the cooler and scanned the room for a place to sit. Axton stood up and led me over to his spot.
Axton: Hey, guys! Who am I?
And then he pulled me onto his lap, wrapped his arms around me and started shouting in a caveman voice, “MY GIRLFRIEND. MINE. NO TALKING TO HER. DON’T EVEN LOOK OR I’LL STAB YOU IN THE EYEBALL.”
Everyone, including me, found this incredibly funny. And I was pleased to see that the whole team was acknowledging FPB’s absurdly possessive behavior. Maybe if the people he respected most in this world called him out on his insane possessiveness, he would reflect? Yeah, let’s see how that goes...
I stayed in this far too comfortable position for a minute or so. Axton was more muscular than FPB and he wasn’t “circus-freak tall,” so his lap was a much better fit. But I knew that if FPB rounded the corner and caught me sitting in another guy’s lap, he’d flip. Especially since my position in Axton’s lap had happened purely to make a mockery out of FPB. I leaned into him for a few more seconds, then slid over into my own cold, hard, lonely space.
Guess I needed to do some reflecting, too... Not because I was finding myself attracted to a guy who wasn’t my boyfriend. My boyfriend was a psycho and I needed to reflect on why I hadn’t been able to find an exit strategy that didn’t lead to terroristic threats or stalking.
Mori: I think I’ll add a new punishment tonight. But only for FPB. If he glitches, he has to sit in my lap and let me paw all over him. See how he likes it.
Me: Be sure to get a raging boner and jab him in the hip with it.
I couldn’t tell if the laughing that ensued was because I’d made a crude joke to the perfect audience or because I had unintentionally “called” the inevitable.
Mori (in a deliberately creepy tone): Oh, that won’t be a problem.
We laughed again.
And then, all the fun was sucked from the garage. FPB entered from the driveway and demanded to know what was funny.
Sage: Mori’s cooking up new punishments.
FPB: That’s... terrifying.
Me: Hey, I put your clothes in the guest room if you want to get dressed.
FPB: M’kay. I’m getting a beer first.
He cracked open a beer and headed inside. As he towered in the doorway, he turned to me.
FPB: You coming?
Mori: You need your girlfriend to help you put your clothes on? Are you in kindergarten?
FPB: Eat a dick, Mori.
Mori: Sounds delicious.
FPB shuddered and trudged inside. He hadn’t made any more demands that I accompany him, so I let him go put on his big boy pants all by himself.
*end of Chapter 4
As always, thank you so, so much for reading!
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2023.06.03 08:08 SonicOlGames Phone no longer turning on
Hello, I have a pixel 6 on the android 14 beta software. It turned off when the battery was low, I plugged it and it showed no signs of life. I’ve tried 3 chargers, including the default one. None of them work. I cleaned the charging port and it still didn’t turn on. I left it charging for 8 hours and it still didn’t work. Why does this happen? I’ve charged my phone before in beta software and it worked normally.
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