A subreddit dedicated to the one and only Maisie Williams, widely known for her role as Arya Stark in the hit HBO series 'Game of Thrones'.
I have been trying to assemble a complete (or as complete as possible) list of credits for who voiced the different characters in the game, since quite a lot of the voices aren't credited. I was wondering if anyone else wanted to lend and ear of expertise to help? I'm not looking to credit every last character since that seems an impossibly large project, but there are quite a few notable characters who have gone uncredited. Here's what I've gathered so far:
Al Rodrigo - Padre, El Gallo Alana Maria - Regina Jones, Susie Q, Roxanne (Clouds), Lucy Thackery Alanah Pearce - Lana Prince Alec Newman - Anders Hellman, Adam Smasher, Muamar Reyes, Dino Dinovic, Max Jones, Arthur Jenkins Alex Ivanovici - Fingers Akie Kotabe - Charles Bucks, Fredrik Persson Ako Mitchell - Nix, Bob (Aldecaldos), Coach Fred, Lucius Rhyne? Alix Wilton Regan - Alt Cunningham Antonio Alvarez - Mateo Alpha Takahashi - Hanako Arasaka Amelia Rose Blaire - Theo Bryan Dechart - Brendan Carla Tassara - Judy Alvarez, Journey Ruiz, Rachel (Capitan Caliente) Cherami Leigh - Female V, Sachiko Kusama? Christian Lanz - Gustavo Orta Cristina Valenzuela - River's Nephew, Sachiko Kusama? Cynthia Kaye McWilliams - T-Bug Dar Dash - Vazquez Dave B. Mitchell - Wilson, Weldon Holt Derek Hagen - Kirk Sawyer Diarmaid Murtagh - Saul Emily Woo Zeller - Panam Palmer, Yawen Packard Erica Lindbeck - Misty, Spider Murphy, Meredith Stout Fryda Wolff - Carol (Aldecaldos), Rachel Casich? Gavin Drea - Male V Graham Vick - Thompson Grimes - Lizzy Wizzy Hideo Kimura - Yorinobu Arasaka Hiromi Dames - Blue Moon Jane Perry - Rogue Jason Hightower - Jackie Welles John Schwab - Brick Josh Han - Chang Hoon-Nam Kari Wahlgren - Evelyn Parker Keanu Reeves - Johnny Silverhand Keisuke Hoashi - Angel (Clouds) Kosha Engler - Elizabeth Peralez, Nancy (Bes Isis), Melissa Rory Krizia Bajos - Mama Welles, Sasquatch Lovensky Jean-Baptiste - Placide Maddie Taylor - Claire Mark EbuluƩ - Crispin Weyland Mark Holden - Milt Nauman Martin McDougall - Mitch Anderson Masane Tsukayama - Saburo Arasaka Matthew Yang King - Kerry Eurodyne, Harold Han Michael Gregory - Viktor Vektor Michael Leon-Wooley - Dexter DeShawn, Dennis Cranmer, Harry (Corpo-Prologue) Nicolas Roye - Cesar Diego Ruiz, Hal Cantos Noshir Dalal - Oda, Scorpion, Roh Chi Won? Rebecca Yeo - Rachel Casich? Ren Hanami - Wakako Robbie Daymond - River Ward Rome Kanda - Takemura Ronan Summers - Joshua Stephenson, Ozob Sabra May - Dakota Smith Samuel Barnett - Delamain, Skippy? Shai Matheson - Teddy (Aldecaldos), Tom (Clouds) Shane Taylor - Bryce Mosley Stefan Ashton Frank - Cassius Stephen Oyoung - Grayson Tonantzin Carmelo - Joss Kutcher
Voice Actors credited for the game without confirmed roles: Alexis Rodney Andrew Spooner Anna Rust Ben Cura Carolina Ravassa Carolla Parmejano Christina Sherman Christine Farmer Danny Pardo Dario Coates Emma Ballantine Eric Meyers Erika Ishii Esh Alladi Geoffrey Newland Hollie Bennett Izabela Perez James Goode Jared Dye Jason Forbes Jimmy Jean-Louis Jonathan Joss Joseph May Lara Sawalha Kendal Husband Niamh McGrady Nigel Whitmey Nikki Freeman Robert Perry Bierman Robert Vernon Susannah Fielding
Notable characters without a credited voice actor: Aaron McCarlson Anna Hamill Anthony Gilchrist Anthony Harris ("Peter Pan") Barry (Your Neighbor) Benedict McAdams Cassidy Ryder Denny Dum Dum Henry Iris Tanner Jefferson Peralez Lucius Rhyne Maiko Maeda Maman Brigitte Mendez Mr. Blue Eyes Mr. Hands Pepe Petrova Purple Force Red Menace Rita Wheeler Royce Sandra Dorsett Santiago Aldecaldo Skye Woodman Zen Master Zuleikha
Feel free to add anyone else you or are curious about. I will update this as I learn more.
I want to purchase a greeting from one of the stars of the Young and the Restless for someone close who is a fan. I don't watch the show figure some characters are probably pretty hated being soaps and all. I want it to be a surprise so I don't want to ask them who they would choose.
TLDR: So I'm just curious amongst this community, if you could get a greeting from one or two of the following actors/characters who would you choose?
Eric Braeden... Victor Newman
Joshua Morrow... Nicholas Newman
Kimberlin Brown... Sheila Carter
Michelle Stafford... Phyllis Summers
Eileen Davidson... Ashley Abbott
Mark Grossman... Adam Newman
Jason Thompson... Reporter Jeff Sullivan
Daniel Goddard... Cane Ashby
Doug Davidson... Paul Williams
Don Diamont... Brad Carlton
Melissa Claire Egan... Chelsea Lawson Newman
Sean Dominic... Dr. Nate Hastings
Elizabeth Hendrickson... Chloe Mitchell
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"Okay," Sookie called out. "That's a wrap!"
A ragged cheer went up from the cast and crew. Deacon walked around, clapping his hands and cheering loudly, making sure everyone else was cheering, too. Sookie walked over to her chair and sank into it, her feet throbbing in time to the cheering people around her. She smiled at anyone who caught her eye and just relaxed.
This was the end of a grueling, forty-five day shooting schedule that had been supposed to be ten hour days, but had ended up being more like thirteen to eighteen hour days for her. They weren't done filming the season. Far from it, in fact. But these were the worst shots, and the cast and crew involved had all agreed to push through hard until it was done. After this, they had about two more months of shooting on a more normal schedule, and then editing could begin.
Deacon, despite his enthusiasm for the end of the push, had not had to attend most of the shots they got, and had instead, been spending 'quality' time with a couple of local groupies and the White Lady. Sookie didn't begrudge him this, of course. She worried a little about the amount of booger sugar going up his nose at times, but his agent had repeatedly assured her that he was using far more often during shoots than during his off time.
Besides, it was only fitting that the star of the show should enjoy the fruits of his fame. Sookie herself had picked up a bisexual couple a week or two ago, when they had a shoot end 'early' (at nine PM) and the next's day's shoot wasn't scheduled to begin until eight AM. She had left set almost immediately and headed to a local gay bar, where someone had recognized her from her OnlyFans days and insisted upon introducing his boyfriend.
She sighed, remembering the sensation of two well-endowed men thrusting into her, and how she'd simply melted when the one behind her leaned forward and around to kiss the other. Bi men were
soooo hawt...
She promised herself she'd try to find another bisexual 'gay' couple, now that she had the time.
Deacon had finally got everyone sufficiently enthusiastic -which was a credit to his charisma, really, as everybody was exhausted- and came over to sit next to her in his own chair.
"I am
so ready for a couple weeks off," he said.
"It's one week," Sookie reminded him. "And then you need to be ready for the fight scenes. Have you been working with your choreographer?"
"I haven't really had the time..." Deacon whined, causing Sookie to sigh.
"Deek," she said, sitting up in her chair and turning to face him. "You haven't needed to be on set for the past two weeks. You've been coming to, in your own words, 'help keep morale up'. And while I do appreciate your efforts in that regards, it is
far more important for you to be ready to shoot your fight scenes in a week. I'm serious here. You need to get with your choreographer and get your moves nailed down tight. We don't have time to push those shoots back any further."
Deacon held up his hands in surrender. "I'll be down at the dojo tomorrow, I swear."
"Tomorrow morning," Sookie insisted.
"Tomorrow morning," Deacon agreed. "In fact, I'm going to get the playbook and go over it tonight, to try to get a head start."
Sookie smiled and patted him on the knee as she rose. She didn't want to be here anymore. The PAs and crew could finish cleaning everything up so the teardown crews could get started tomorrow.
She found her personal assistant and instructed her to make sure everyone knew to do their own breakdowns, then left. Filming on set had certain advantages, including the fact that she was within walking distance of her hotel.
The security guard that Julie had insisted she maintain since that incident a few years ago with the psycho stan peeled herself off the wall she'd been holding up and fell into step behind her. Sookie wouldn't have minded so much, except Julie had carefully picked married, monogamous men and women to fill her security schedule with, to avoid any 'conflicts of interest'.
This gal, Linda Gottlieb, was probably the worst of all. She had a girlfriend
and a boyfriend, and yet refused to sleep with anyone else. On top of that, she was as slender as Sookie, flat chested (which Sookie found to be a major turn on) and hard as a rock, with veiny arms and shoulders and even a few visible on her belly.
Sookie was a woman of many tastes, but skinny girls with visible veins and no tits were one of her more notable favorites, and so Linda's categorical refusal to so much as let Sookie slip a hand down her pants was grating.
Linda wasn't wearing a uniform. She wore a tight tank top and a loose flannel with the sleeves rolled up and the front unbuttoned over a pair of blue jeans and hiking boots. Sookie knew she had a gun on her somewhere, but couldn't speculate as to where.
Well, that's not true. Sookie imagined the handle sticking out of her asshole, riding up between the cheeks of that ass that all flat-chested women seemed to have that was categorically unfair to better-if-still-modestly endowed women like Sookie. She slowed down to get a peek at it.
"Looking at my ass again?" Linda asked.
"Yes," Sookie said. "I was wondering if you keep your gun there. The handle could fit between those cheeks and nobody would be the wiser."
Linda laughed and lifted her flannel to show a handgun tucked into her belt on her hip. "Sorry to disappoint," she said. "But I kinda need to keep it where I can easily get at it."
Sookie sighed, her pleasant illusion ruined.
They turned left out of the studio gates and walked up the road. Despite the presence of the studio, this was kind of a rough area, so Sookie appreciated having some security as she made the walk. Not that she couldn't handle herself, but she'd learned the hard way that being taken by surprise left her as vulnerable as anyone.
They hadn't gotten more than a half a block before a ragged looking man approached them, reeking of booze and shit. His clothes were filthy and torn and he had a scraggly beard that ranged from a centimeter to three inches long, seemingly at random.
"Spare a dollar?" he asked.
"No," Linda said, stepping forward to catch his attention so Sookie could slip past.
"S'just a dollar, lady. I'll lick your pussy for it!" The man leered at Linda, who didn't blink or flinch, but rather gave him a hard shove back.
"Don't you fucking crowd me, talking shit like that," she said menacingly, taking another step forward to keep him off balance.
"Be respectful," she added with force. The man looked like he wanted to argue, but something in the way she looked or held herself made it clear to him that Linda was not to be trifled with. He stepped back until his back was to the wall of the building behind him and watched as Linda turned and caught back up to Sookie, who was watching the whole thing over her shoulder.
"Fucking Dykes!" the man shouted. "Suck my dick!"
"You'd think that at least one of them would figure out that being aggressive like that doesn't work," Sookie mused.
"It doesn't work on you or me, but that's because we know we could take his head off if he tried to get violent," Linda said. "Most women aren't fighters. They'll give him cash just to get him to stop harassing them."
"Fair enough," Sookie said.
This was a common occurrence. Almost every time Sookie walked to her hotel, at least one homeless person would try to panhandle her. Sometimes, if she had any cash, she'd give them some. Once in a blue moon, one would engender enough sympathy for a good payout, a hundred bucks or so. But most of the time, they struck her as entitled ruffians, living on the street thanks to their own bad decisions and trying to get by on other people's labor.
She knew that was an old-fashioned mindset. She knew a lot of these people would, if they got clean of whatever they were using, sort out their lives and take care of business. She knew that the DCM Group even had a charitable arm who straight up gave condos and large sums of money to many homeless people, who immediately used that gift to get back on their feet. She knew the stats, too.
But this particular area seemed to attract the sort of homeless people whom right-wing motards used as an archetype for all homeless people. Twice, someone from the crew had been assaulted, causing Sookie to declare that she and the stunt coordinator were the only ones allowed to walk to and from the studio.
"I wonder if they're actually even homeless," Linda said, her thoughts echoing Sookie's.
"Me too," Sookie said. "I mean, it's a very poor neighborhood, adjacent to a place where very wealthy people work. There's no rule that says you have to be homeless to panhandle."
Linda nodded. Sookie wondered idly if she'd been following her own logic, or seeking out a belief that made her feel better about judging the people here. She wasn't sure which, really.
The area they moved through got progressively nicer as they continued. They turned the last corner, with three blocks still to go when Sookie saw the next one.
This one was older. he only had about a week's worth of beard on his face, though Sookie could see that it was mostly gray. He wore similar clothes to the other one, the once-vibrant colors having long since faded towards a muted gray tone. His clothes, however, looked cleaner and the holes had all been neatly stitched. As they drew close, Sookie could read his sign.
Please helpLeave a dollar or take a resumeWill work for food Sure enough, he had a stack of resumes weighted down with a rock next to him. Sookie stopped, intrigued and bent down to retrieve one. She handed the man a folded ten dollar bill at the same time. A reward for creativity in his panhandling, she thought.
She looked at it. The man had a pair of enlistments in the Marine Corps at the top of his work experience. It was back in the early 2000s, and it mentioned Helmand Province, which Sookie recalled had been at the center of a lot of the fighting in Afghanistan.
The next few lines were security companies, starting with a high-end competitor to the Group, and then a long sequence of construction and day-labor work, ending on his current work, which was "Self Employed - Private Investigations". Below that, he had a string of qualifications, including armed security, close protection and bail enforcement.
"This is actually quite a good resume," Sookie told him. She glanced up at the top to get his name, Richard Nixon.
"Richard Nixon?" Sookie asked. "Like the president?"
Richard nodded. "I'll work," he said hopefully. "I can swing a hammer and do plumbing. I'll do a full day's work for lunch and dinner, or a hundred bucks, whichever you prefer."
Sookie handed the resume to Linda, who looked down at it.
"Ain't much different than mine," she said. "Oorah."
"Oorah," Richard muttered back, seemingly on pure instinct.
"So why are you out here, Richard?" Sookie asked. "Your resume says you're self-employed as a private eye."
Richard shrugged. Sookie noted the redness and swelling of his nose. "Work's been scarce," he said. "Been getting fewer jobs for the last few years. Fewer jobs means less money, less money means losing my office, not being able to afford nice clothes, which leads to fewer jobs."
Sookie looked a question at Linda, who shrugged. "We're always looking for investigators. It can be hard to recruit former cops, and those we do are often old enough not to stay on for more than a few years before retiring."
Sookie smiled and nodded, turning back to Richard. "You want an interview?"
"Hell yeah," he said with some enthusiasm. "As long as they don't mind me looking a little rough around the edges."
"Where do you live?" Sookie asked. Richard gestured around. "Lost my apartment last month," he said. Sookie pursed her lips and then nodded and held out a hand to him.
"Come on, Richard. I'm Sookie, and this is Linda. I'll make you a deal. I'll get you a nice outfit to wear and arrange an interview at the LA office tomorrow. I'll put you up on my couch for the night, too. That way, you can shower and shave and look presentable for it. What do you think?"
Richard took her hand and let her help him up. "Are you serious?" he asked. Sookie nodded.
"Holy crap, thank you, lady. Sookie, I mean. Thank you." His eyes began to get watery. "I don't... I don't even know what to say. That would be amazing."
Sookie smiled, her heart wrenching for the guy. She knew he had a drinking problem, but she also remembered all those people the Group's charities helped. Get someone on their feet, and there was a good chance they'd stay there.
"Do you have stuff to get?"
"I uh... I have a storage shed. It's paid up through the end of the year," he said. "My stuff is safe there, I just need to go get my toiletries."
"Don't worry about that," Sookie said, stepping to the edge of the sidewalk and waiting for the traffic to clear enough to cross the road. "We can stop by a drug store, too."
----
Sookie and Linda took Richard shopping and got him everything he needed. Which wasn't much, really. Sookie had a spare toothbrush, razors, shaving cream and cologne at her hotel room. It was all stuff she kept on hand to be the best slut she could be, and make her dishes du jour feel welcome. They bought him deodorant and an electric beard trimmer, and decided to take a pit stop at a hair and nails salon next to the pharmacy.
The girls there had cooed and gooed over Sookie and Linda helping this man out, and refused to accept any money for the trim he got. Unfortunately, they weren't set up to shave a man (all of the other clients inside were women), but Richard protested that he was perfectly capable of shaving himself, so it all worked out.
The next stop was, at Sookie's insistence, one of the ultra-high-end men's clothing stores near her hotel. Linda had protested that simply taking a car to Walmart would be good enough, but Sookie would have none of that.
"Linda, it's been over six years since I've seen a person in Walmart that I'd be willing to give a handy to. It's been even longer since I've seen any clothing there that looked like it didn't come from Walmart,
especially the suits. We're
not going to Walmart."
As a result, Richard got fitted for a custom-tailored suit and outfitted with a tie that was a pleasant, deep blue, bespeckled with tiny, gold-embroidered Marine Corps logos. He seemed pleased with it, and had to keep wiping his eyes as he repeatedly and profusely thanked her.
When all was done, they finally went to the hotel. Sookie had a full suite on the top floor. It wasn't the biggest suite, but it was close, with two spare bedrooms, a living room and a full kitchen, in addition to a balcony that afforded her a great view of the city (so long as the smog wasn't too bad) and a private elevator to the rooftop pool.
Linda took her usual spot at the door to await her relief for the evening while Sookie showed Richard the large bathroom and made sure he had everything he needed. While he showered and shaved, she decided to review the script.
She walked over to the safe in the living room and carefully punched in her combination on the keypad.
The scripts for
The Legend of Jimmy were like solid gold. Every studio out there wanted to get their hands on one, to steal ideas from. Every fan wanted to get one, just for the thrill of knowing what was going to happen next. During the second season's filming, they'd had multiple scripts stolen and leaked, and Sookie had learned to crack down on that. As a result, she was the only one who ever had a full set of scripts for any given season. She kept them safely under lock and key at all times.
She pulled out her working copy, which was different from the 'archive' copy she also kept in the safe. The working copy had all of her handwritten notes on it. She closed the safe back up and locked it, then sat down at the table and flipped open to the scenes they would be filming after the break. Using a red pen, she made notes for herself, things to remember during shooting, like camera angles and notes on the VFX.
She heard the shower turn off, but she was engrossed in her work when the door opened.
"Thanks again," Richard said, causing her to look up. He had a towel around his waist, but Sookie noted that he had a lean torso, with some muscle still there, despite a rough life. Clean shaven now, he looked much better. He'd never get a gig as a model, but he was handsome enough in his own way. Sookie smiled at him.
"You don't have to keep thanking me," she said. "I'm happy to help."
She closed her script and stood, walking it over to the safe. Obscuring her hands with her body, she punched in the code again and placed the script inside. She hadn't yet closed the door when she heard Richard mutter "Oh shit."
She turned to look and froze. He'd turned back towards the bathroom, and then dropped his towel by accident. He was currently in the process of picking it up, affording Sookie a great view of his ass and what might well have been considered a third leg hanging from between the other two.
It came almost to his knees.
A flush of heat went through her, washing away all thoughts of largess and generosity, and kindling a very selfish desire. She heard the spattering on the hardwood floor where she crouched as her usual over-the-top wetness kicked into high gear and soaked through her pants in seconds. She could feel herself throbbing as she eyed Richard's enormous member.
Her disguise slipped and the horns erupted from her head, her tail curled up painfully inside her pants and her skin turned red, with large patches of scales. Operating purely on instinct, she magicked up a veil of mundanity. She didn't want Richard to freak out, and this would keep him from registering her appearance as anything out of the ordinary.
He retrieved his towel and made to wrap it back around his waist, but Sookie shot to her feet and spun, already ripping her shirt off.
"Wait," she said. Richard froze, then turned to look at her over one shoulder. She tossed her shirt on the couch and peeled off her pants. She wasn't wearing any underwear or bra, of course. She never did.
"I just thought of a way you could thank me," she purred, taking a languid step forward. Richard reacted immediately to the sight of her naked, turning, his hog's leg stiffening and rising from its vertical hang slightly.
"Are you, uh... I mean... I'm not..." Richard stammered. Sookie stepped closer to him and put her hands on his shoulder, then ran them down his chest.
"I am damn sure I want to do this, if that's what you're asking," she said, her hands reaching lower as she stepped close enough to press her breasts into his ribs. She took hold of him and felt him grow almost immediately rock hard as he gasped.
"Wow," he said. "This is... This is like something from a porno with a bad script..." he said.
"Uh huh," Sookie said. "And we're about to do the fun parts of it." She pressed her lips into his, and then squealed in delight as he grabbed her by the ass and hoisted her up.
"Where?" he asked into her mouth.
"Pussy, mouth and ass," she replied. She felt the heat rush through his cheeks.
"I meant where in this room," he said.
"I don't fucking care," Sookie responded, lining his huge cock up with her most convenient hole and squirming down onto it with a loud gasp.
"In the bedroom!" Linda shouted. "Please, for the love of god, in the bedroom!"
----
Sookie awoke the next morning and rolled over to see if Richard was up for a little wake-and-shake. Her hands slapped the empty bed and she pouted.
"Richard?" she called, a wonderful aroma meeting her nose as she did. "Are you making coffee already? I'll fall in love with you, or deepthroat you, your choice, if you are!"
He didn't answer.
She opened her eyes and saw that his new suit was missing. An empty hanger was hooked to the coathanger next to the closet. She climbed out of bed, frowning, and walked out into the living room.
It was empty. She could smell the coffee even stronger, and she walked into the kitchen to find the coffee pot full and a business card sitting next to it. She picked it up and peered at it with sleep-bleary eyes.
"Eric Stephens, Private Investigations, Corporate Espionage, Bail Bonds, Security Consultation," she read out loud. There was a QR code on it, so she picked up her phone from where it had been flung to the floor last night and scanned it. While the page loaded, she glanced in the bathroom to see Richard's old clothes still piled there.
She glanced at her phone to see a very clean-shaven and well-dressed Richard smiling at the camera at the top of a very tastefully designed web page. She scrolled through it for a moment, confused. This was clearly him, but why had he given her a fake name? She supposed he could have had this nice website built back when he was still working enough to afford it, but... It seemed off. It didn't fit. Sookie didn't get it.
That was, until she looked to her own pile of clothes by the safe and saw the door still hanging open. With a gasp, she rushed over only to find the safe empty. Both of her scripts were gone!
"Shit!" she shouted.
The door opened and a large, muscular man dressed like a lawyer rushed in, a gun in hand.
"Miss Ohma, is everything all right?" he asked after scanning the room and peering through the open doors.
"No," Sookie wailed. "I just got my scripts stolen!"
"The gentleman who left this morning?" her guard asked. She nodded. "I'm so sorry, Miss Ohma. I would have stopped him if I knew."
"No, you did fine," Sookie said as her eyes filled with frustrated tears. "You're used to men heading out in the morning. Usually they do it
after I wake up and we can get another good fuck in, but still... You didn't do anything wrong."
"He left a note," the guard said. "I saw it taped to the inside of the door." Sookie looked over and saw a folded piece of paper taped there. She stalked over and ripped it down, sniffling angrily and wiping at her eyes to read it.
Dear Sookie, Last night was probably the best night I've had in my life. It's certainly the best night I can remember. If you ever want to do it again, just let me know. I left you a card by the coffee machine, and there's a full pot for you, as well. If you don't ever want to see me again, well, I guess I understand. I'm sorry to have left the way I did, but I'm a man of my word, and my client was willing to pay a lot of money for that script. I hope this doesn't hurt you too much. For what it's worth, I'm sorry if I upset you. Wishing you all the best, Eric
Sookie crumbled up the paper and angrily threw it across the room.
"Motherfucker!" she shouted. The guard winced, but said nothing.
"He scammed me," Sookie said. "Got a nice new suit out of me, seduced me with that redwood growing between his legs and then ran off with my fucking scripts!"
She let her claws form and dug them into her thighs, carving bloody furrows that healed almost as fast as she made them. The guard started and rushed over.
"Ma'am, please," he said. "I'm not supposed to let you hurt yourself."
Sookie let him pull her hands up to her chest. She leaned into him for a moment. "You're married, aren't you?" she said.
"Uh, no," he said. Sookie turned her head to regard him. She didn't recognize him. "What's your name?"
"Devin, Ma'am," he said. "Devin Iglesias. This is my first shift on your detail."
"Who put you on this shift?"
"Uhh, Missus Williams. She said I'd enjoy this detail, and I agreed. I'm a huge fan of your show, Miss Ohma."
"Are you gay?" Sookie asked. Devin blinked. "Uh, no, Ma'am."
Sookie smiled. "I need you to do two things," she said.
"The second, and most important thing, I need you to call the office and ask for any information they have on a private investigator named Eric Stephens who works out of LA."
Devin nodded. "Yes, ma'am. And the first thing?"
Sookie smiled wider. "I need you to find out the real reason why Inanna thought you'd enjoy this posting."
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1975: Gene Wilder as Alan Parrish
-Jackie Earle Haley as Young Alan Parrish
Faye Dunaway as Sarah Whittle
-Susan Olsen as Young Sarah Whittle
Melissa Sue Anderson as Judy Shepherd
Ike Eisenmann as Peter Shepherd
Roger Moore as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Jane Fonda Carol Parrish
Flip Wilson as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Mary Tyler Moore as Nora Shepherd
Christopher Plummer as Jim Shepherd
Audrey Hepburn as Martha Shepherd
Director: Steven Spielberg
1985: Chevy Chase as Alan Parrish
-Wil Wheaton as Young Alan Parrish
Jessica Lange as Sarah Whittle
-Amy Locane as Young Sarah Whittle
Christina Applegate as Judy Shepherd
Henry Thomas as Peter Shepherd
David Warner as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Judith Light as Carol Parrish
Richard Pryor as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Bonnie Bedelia as Nora Shepherd
Robert Forster as Jim Shepherd
Sally Kirkland as Martha Shepherd
Director: Frank Oz
1995: Michael Keaton as Alan Parrish
-Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Young Alan Parrish
Michelle Pfeiffer as Sarah Whittle
-Michelle Williams as Young Sarah Whittle
Jodie Sweetin as Judy Shepherd
Kieran Culkin as Peter Shepherd
Jeremy Irons as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Michelle Pfeiffer as Carol Parrish
David "Sinbad" Adkins as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Andie MacDowell as Nora Shepherd
John Ritter as Jim Shepherd
Jean Smart as Martha Shepherd
Director: Joe Johnston
2005: Jim Carrey as Alan Parrish
-Josh Hutcherson as Young Alan Parrish
Cameron Diaz as Sarah Whittle
-Emma Roberts as Young Sarah Whittle
Emily Osment as Judy Shepherd
Freddie Highmore as Peter Shepherd
Ralph Fiennes as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Connie Nielsen as Carol Parrish
Chris Rock as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Mira Sorvino as Nora Shepherd
Tim Robbins as Jim Shepherd
Holly Hunter as Martha Shepherd
Director: Robert Zemeckis
2015: Paul Rudd as Alan Parrish
-Finn Wolfhard as Young Alan Parrish
Michelle Williams as Sarah Whittle
-Maddie Ziegler as Young Sarah Whittle
Emilia Jones as Judy Shepherd
Gaten Matarazzo as Peter Shepherd
Daniel Craig as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Evangeline Lilly as Carol Parrish
Marlon Wayans as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Melanie Lynskey as Nora Shepherd
Steve Zahn as Jim Shepherd
Jennifer Aniston as Martha Shepherd
Director: Shawn Levy
2025: Seth Rogen as Alan Parrish
-Julian Hilliard as Young Alan Parrish
Sarah Hyland as Sarah Whittle
-Kingston Foster as Young Sarah Whittle
Grant Feely as Peter Shepherd
Shiloh Bearman as Judy Shepherd
Michael Fassbender as Sam Parrish / Van Pelt
(Dual-Role) Elizabeth Olsen as Carol Parrish
Jay Pharoah as Carl "The Sole-Man" Bentley
Hilary Duff as Nora Shepherd
Ryan Reynolds as Jim Shepherd
Alicia Silverstone as Martha Shepherd
Director: Jake Kasdan
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