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Recap and Rules

You can read Part I if you missed it here
To recap, I'm ranking ALL the new shows that were airing this Winter in 2023 that I watched, with the exception of ones that were delayed such as Nier Automata and Kubo Won't Let Me Be Invisible. If you don't see it on this list, I didn't watch it it was probably a sequel to a season 1 I didn't want to rush and catch up on.
With that out of the way Let's get started.

#13:

Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement
A lot of people say this show is flawed and a lot of source readers say its a shadow of what the adaptation of said source should be.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE......
100% correct.
I haven't read the source, but I can smell where about they are leaving/speedrunning something out even if I'm not sure what.
And yes this series does have flaws, so why is it this high?
To put it bluntly, I had to fall very neatly in the type of niche audience this show is appealing to with its tropes, concept, humor, etc so that even a nerfed form of the concept just does a lot of things right for me.
I'm sure I'd love the source and if I read it, the anime would be very disappointed but FUCK IT MAN THIS SHOW IS SO DAMN BASED!!!
Also for some reason this is the only show where I consistently laughed out loud for most of the episodes and I chucked and had a stupid grin the for the whole thing. Which is odd because I don't think humor is the primary hook for the show.
And I don't mean laugh in a "It's so bad its good where your laughing at the show failing" I meant I legit laughed at the jokes.
There is something just so smug and knowing about how it presents the jokes and situations.
Like the best comparison I can draw might sound weird at first, but its like a good mix between Girls Und Panzer and Neal Stephenson Novels in appeal.
In that its very good at making the mundane magical and the magical mundane with lots of nerd and history porn, that basically asks and answers those prompts on forums (If I had x Super Power, or if I had x knowledge and advantage, how would I exploit it?)
You can tell the author was a huge nerd and did their research, and the times there are so called "plot holes" or "implications not thought through" I think its more the author being cheeky and meta with the humor, which is where I get the Girls Und Panzer comparison which puts a lot of thought into its history references, war otaku and history buff knowledge, and the amount of absurd worldbuilding needed to justify the absurdity of the premise and does so straight faced without any shame!
It's like a joke that only people that are nerds about what they are talking about are in on, where you have to be knowledgeable enough to get invested but not try to be "too smart" and take it so seriously you nitpick the joke.
Matsuha is also a very underrated best girl candidate she's gun toting Ayn Rand Loli Mascot that would make any Libertarian proud and I love it!
Honestly I wish this was the anime that caused Twitter wars and people to lose their shit other than ANOTHER entry coming up later on the list.
Basically this show appeals to my RPG Type advantage so I got way more mileage out of it than another viewer.
If I didn't get that, I would probably rank it much lower, although its not nearly as bad as show as some people make it out to be. I'd still rank it about MagiRevo and Spy Classroom for sure and after that its a bit more ambiguous and a What if that trying to go down would be pointlessly circular.
So Yeah Matsuha is poggers, this show is based, and if you don't like it fuck you, you're a commie and need some Guns and Freedom!
(Also showed actual good depiction of responsible firearm usage and someone having to use it in a realistic life or death situation so there is that.)
Probably the "worst" show on here I most want to see a second season of.

#12:

DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO 2nd Attack
The First of only three Sequel Seasons on this list (Not counting continuing from the previous Fall Season.) Nagataro is simultaneous a step up and step down from the first season.
The First Season had immaculate visuals, lighting, and the individual episodic episodes were very well done. And the Direction made certain moments really shine.
The Second Season I feel production wise the heartfelt moments don't get as much Sakuga but the dankness of the animation and character models makes the humor pop more, we get into more of an overall arcing narrative and the beginnings of real progress in the relationship and learn more about our two mains personal lives, dreams, and fears for the future outside of their relationship. We also get more fun with side characters both old and new.
I feel this season is still mostly set-up for what is yet to come which might rank much higher depending on how much better or worse the future season's competition is.

#11:

My Hero Academia
I'm going to tell you a dirty little secret. After the first two or three seasons My Hero Academia....never really feel off and was consistently good.
I know the common narrative is season 4 (Particularly the last half) and season 5 (Beyond a handful of standout episodes) Was supposedly...."falling off" not so much jumping the shark, (Supposedly that comes later but I'm not a Manga Reader.) but just kinda being....eh compared to the strong start of the first two seasons.
For me however I kinda felt the series has always been a consistent 8/8.5 or a High B Low A Tier.
I'm not going to go into breaking down all the past seasons that's take its own Essay which I don't really care about writing, as My Hero Academia for me was never ether the dumpster fire generic Shonen trash haters make it out to be, more a super amazing take on the genre. It just was entertaining with some hype moments, sad moments, fun moments, etc.
Season 5 for me continued that.
However it did mark a change in the overall type of show it became and finally answered some challenges and minor, not so much complaints, but things about the show I just kinda accepted as "well its that kinda show I won't expect it to go there" and it went there.
It's Legit extremely well done.
I don't have much to say, sorry if I don't sound as passionate as I should for a top 11 pick, but when I sit down to rank the shows, I just couldn't see how I could put it any lower, it is peak My Hero Academia even if for me, peak is a small rise rather than a huge peak.

#10:

Kaina of the Great Snow Sea
Bla Bla Bla CGI Bad, SHUT UP!!!!
Not the best CGI I've ever seen (We can't all be Studio Orange) but I still think it comes together to deliver a feel that traditional animation wouldn't be able to convey.
Anyway what I like about the show is it feels like an honest Classic Golden Age Hard Sci Fi (Don't get on my ass about realism How Hard the Sci Fi is has little to do with strictly just realism but how much the "science" and "mechanics" of the technology play a part in the narrative.) You know back in the pulp era with Jules Verne or more modern writers like Neal Stephenson, where its about Science Fiction ideas and being a nerd with said concepts with simple stories and characters, until we had to get all "literary" where the Sci Fi was just asethetic trappings for so called "deeper themes" from snobby English Major Professors that called you a nerd for liking Fantasy and Sci Fi because they weren't "high brow" enough?
Instead we have a Sci Fi World where everything that happens in said world is a natural result of the mechanics of this unique planet ecosystem, the systems that keep is running, it breaking down, and how it shapes the population that don't understand this technology and how our protagonist who in his village got passed down the ancient wisdom of....."reading" and gets ancient relics that act as Chevok guns for the plot that is just technology they don't understand, ergo Clarktech. (But for us its clearly Clarktech) Wrapped up with a simple yet effect coming of Age Narrative Hero's Journey and Boy Meets Girl Story. (Ririha is another best girl candidate that was snubbed in the recent contest.)
The Other elements of the story are more or less meant to support the main Sci Fi quest but while the other elements are simple they are still sincere and well done to give our characters motivations and heartfelt moments and not just make them feel like cogs in the plot. Which is a criticism people often leverage at a bunch of Older Sci Fi. The Couple in this show are not super complex and not too much time is spent on their relationship, this isn't a romance anime, but what time and moments are devoted are not wasted.
Sadly, the conclusion to this story we have to wait for a few months for the ending movie and this story basically ends on the second act of a three act structure. (Although where it ends is at least on that acts Ending, rather than just randomly stopping.)
If you like Sci Fi Heavy Shows like Blame! and Knights of Sidonia (Which is by the same author and their are easter eggs suggesting it takes place in the same universe as his other works.) Looking for Sci Fi that isn't just Fantasy with a Space Opera paint job. Or am longing for something that feels like Nausicaa or some old OVA series. Give it a try.
Also If I hear one more person asking...."Why don't they just drink the water in the sea...."

#9:

Malevolent Spirits: Mononogatari
The Amount of people that wrote this off in the first episode because either A, they assume every anime with Monogatari in the title (And missed the extra "on") is a sequel to the Monogatari series and was disappointed, or wrote off the MC as an Eren Yeager clone for similar hair and aggressive attitude really pissed me off about as much as Yuu when Hyouma is getting closer to Botan.
Anyway this show would be even HIGHER if you could believe that if it wasn't mostly set up for the real story in the second cour, but the set-up itself is really damn good.
The Fights aren't ufotable or bones levels but they get that "Glad/Sad/Mad/Scared" dynamic down and each fight does feel like an engaging mini narrative, and can be particularly engaging when multiple characters are fighting and swapping opponents at once.
[Spoilers]Hyouma running through a damn house and out the other side in mid air got me pumped
This is also another series that isn't primarily romance, but romance is still a prominent side plot, and this being a Seinen rather than a Shonen, actually doesn't feel like shit and an afterthought but intertwined with the main conflict.
However what really jumps this entry up so high, and its what I think is the most underappreciated aspect of the show, is the main Protagonist Hyouma Kunato.
He honestly if we had seasonal best boy contest would have been my uncontested pick. (But then be immediately voted out since no one watched this show..... sigh.)
Despite being stubborn and harsh, he's equally harsh on himself and when he makes a mistake or crosses a boundary he will do whatever it takes to make amends and be a better person, even if what he's doing puts him outside his comfort zone.
Even in the beginning of the series he shows a lot of respect towards people he at this point, hates and has some unwarranted (But understandable given his past trauma) prejudice against.
He basically has this very refreshing...."Come at me Bro" attitude except he's not screaming like a lunatic or an overgrown ego. He's aggressive but he has focused and channeled aggressive.
Basically he's a chad Sigma on that grind.
However that doesn't mean he can't have moments of thoughtfulness, vulnerability, and compassion even when he can be clumsy in trying to execute them, he's so honest, earnest and a straight shooter it can be refreshing for both the audience, and the female protagonist Boten, who despite his pleasant polite demeanor has real bite when lines are crossed with her.
Basically Hyouma is the kinda guy that will never apologize if he did nothing wrong just to get back clout, but when he does something wrong and realizes will quickly make amends and own up to his mistakes.
He can be blunt and unsophisticated but he always has your back.
He can be tunnel visioned and hot headed but he doesn't let it make him make overtly stupid mistakes.
Basically its the fun of a Battle Shonen Show written with the sophistication of a Seinen without also have the gore and Nihilism that people meme Seinen as being about. The Worldbuilding isn't particularly original but the mechanics and mythology go towards fleshing out themes about the characters or to construct the narrative.
In short it 90% plays by tropes but for 10% its not afraid to, and not for the sake of some cheap "subversion."
And that's really all I ask for.
Basically our main character feels like he's written like a college age young man, he's not liking for his identity or who he is like an adolescent teen, but he is still in the process of finding his place and integrating who he is in society and in the years where he's ideals and beliefs are becoming more fixed but their is still a small closing window to root out some of his prejudices.
Just watch the first three episodes and give it a chance.

#8:

The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten
I knew before the show started there would be people bitching about it being for Incels, Wish Fulfillment, Sexist etc etc
Like they do for every romance/rom com ever.
However I was not prepared for this show somehow being more controversial with have such a divisive polarized split in Loving the Show vs Absolutely Loathing it, then say another entry further down the list.
And I honestly think its a little ridiculous. I can understand if people find it boring and vanilla (I mean I disagree with them and it just sounds like they are at the point where they can't appreciate a vanilla Hentai tag but I understand the rationale.) and just don't want to bother with it.
But how such a rather inoffensive, chill, and straight forward the premise is, I did not foresee the amount of animus it would bring out. Almost touching on a culture war.
Look Even if this series was 100% Bullshit, Fluff, Wish Fulfillment, I'd see nothing wrong with that, heck that's basically Farming Life in Another World but I don't believe this show is like that, and I feel the level of pandering it does has been greatly exaggerated and in some cases the people flat out either lied about the show, or "told me they didn't watch the show without watching the show."
A lot of what Mahiru does for Amane and their sickingly cute interactions and dynamic.....is just how young couples act at a certain "honeymoon phase" of the relationship.
And contrary to what people think that probably didn't even finish the first episode, Amane doesn't just passively get pampered and take her services, he contributes to the workload and shopping in the house (Even if she still does most of the cooking, because she's better at it so why wouldn't she?) And Spoils her just as much.
Some people have said this show doesn't have enough spice (But those people clearly didn't even get to the halfway point where Mahiru starts to break out of her Angel Persona and starts to transform into cheeky "Devil Mahiru.") But honestly the show being vanilla ironically is what makes it feel fresh. When it feels every romcom has a quirky gimmick, a waifu with a quirky or even toxic personality traits, a supernatural subplot, love Tesseracts, etc or needs to "play with or subvert" tropes, or otherwise distract us with gimmicks, just a show being about two people bonding with each other, and being the catalyst for the other become a better person, how many recent anime romcoms actually do that with no other strings attached?
Basically is it really worth....as another user put it "essays after essays" on why the show sucks and how it murdered your dog, got your dad fired, NTR'd your wife, seduced your sister, raped your mother etc?
If the biggest "supernatural gimmick" is the two's relationship got started by being at the right place and right time, then I think that's not that big a crime.
That being said, this show would be higher if it weren't for the production issues which makes a lot of sentimental moments....not hit as hard, composition makes certain arcs feel a bit speedrun (Although the most critical scenes and moments were kept.) And the two characters lives outside of their romance together was often cut from the Novels. (Which strictly speaking aren't necessary for the plot but does add texture to make it feel more like real life and not this romcom bubble that a lot of romcoms (including this one) are often guilty of.
Also Amane.....Yeah even if he was done as well as he was in the Novels, there are better versions of his character Archetype and development that have been done, but saying he is the most bland NPC self-insert character is literally just stoic introvert slander.
Kindly Fuck off good sirs.
As a Novel Reader of this series my disappoint for what was left out and how it was adapted it balanced out by how it wasn't as bad as I feared it could be.
If this was done by a different studio in a two 10 episode cours (Or just Project Number 9 with not a rookie director and not half the show outsourced.) It could have been as masterpiece, but I think the content is strong enough to put it at this spot.
And if there is a second season, it only gets better from here.
Also Mahiru Shiina is best girl no matter what anyone says.

#7:

The Eminence in Shadow

I

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ALL-RANGE

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This show shouldn't work but it does.
The Author took all the tropes that we are told are trash, and makes you eat that shit up.
It works on two layers as Cid's story about how he treats the entire world as his larping session for his Chunni Self, and Ironically a second narrative of sincere and well written character dramas of how everyone else has to either deal with or becomes affected or inspired by him. (For better or worse.)
All the different elements just come together to make something more than the sum of its parts.
Despite Cid being Super Op the fights themselves through a combination of pacing, cinematography, choreography, storyboarding, etc somehow feels engaging.
Moments and character arcs that should be silly feel impactful, they make you tear up about a burger wrapper being destroyed!
Also Cid's VA, best VA of 2022 Maybe Shinpei from Summertime Rendering could give him competition.
It's not a satire or parody or a subversion as some people cope and claim when they can't explain why they like this show that they've been conditioned to believe should be "Isekai Trash" but just fully embracing its cringe and being honest about it while still confident it has the right and ability to make you care about the plot and stakes.

#6:

Ippon Again!
Don't be mistaken this is not just a Moe CGDCT show (Well it is also that) its a legit hotblooded sports drama, with engaging bouts, failures, triumphs, and rivalries. It's not afraid to have our main characters take some L's when he expect them to win.
All the Main Characters are well done, and each of the side characters also makes the most of their screen time often returning or promising to return (If this show gets a second season, I can tell things are just getting started) The Production is consistently good, and for the right moments the Saguka does indeed hit.
The Matches just have such a great combination of the "Mad/Sad/Glad/Scared" dynamic, one moment flows into the next one and also enhances each girls arc, their triumph and frustration, you literally have no idea what's going to happen in later rounds, I felt more hyped watching many of these fights than My Hero Academa's.
I honestly don't know how to describe why you should watch this show without just doing scene by scene break downs and spoiling it. If you like either CGDGT or sports anime (Particularly Judo) You should check it out, if your open to being surprised at least give it a chance.
If it means anything its ranked this high despite one episode and character arc that really REALLY PISSED ME OFF and I felt was a bad message that went opposite of my values [Spoilers]Anna quitting the Kendo Club for.....what I think was stupid reasons

#5:

The Fire Hunter
I thought the animation was great and a stylistic choice.
The Artsytle and Vibe felt different, nice to get a Novel rather than Light Novel adaptation, and plus we get more of that idea porn speculative fiction.
The World is interesting, the characters are more grounded, the mystery of where this story is going is intriguing, mixed sci fi with traditional fantasy elements (Traditional Eastern Fantasy that is.)
Only reason its not higher is because its not finished and this is the first cour and said first cour does still leave us with more questions than answers.
You can tell its a unique passion project.
Feels like something that Brandon Sanderson would write, (He actually wrote something very similar in feel with Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell. Taking a gimmicky sounding concept and building an entire world around it based off the logical implications of people having to live in a world around said gimmick.
Once again tempted to put it higher, but It just feels like an incomplete story with its upcoming second cour.

#4:

ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!
Ah this is the series that was Twitter people's next target and what I thought would be the most controversial and rage inducing show this season.
But naw it was the harmless girlfriend simulator instead....
First off, One of the Best Animated not just of the season or even of the year, but best animated TV series ever and could even give some films a run for their money, both in overall consistency and in that Saguka moments which blend and flow very well into each other.
I will be very upset if the Jury doesn't do their job later this year and makes sure it wins, since I don't know if I can count on the General anime audience for it.
(P.S Jury Members just think of it instead of being a lewd gender bender, a self-insert series for CGDCT Slice of Life, I'm sure with those mental gymnastics you can make it Anime of the Year like you did with Encouragement of Climb last year.)
However it doesn't just have good animation it also has great direction both in art, sound, and boarding.
Voice acting is the perfect mixed between idealize moe fuwa fuwa cuteness and down to earth homey performance.
And despite what the OP and ED might have you believe the show is not nearly as degenerate as you'd think, there are plenty of times where you expect the show to go in a lewd direction but it smugly goes...."What you thought you were going to see something" but its also by no means prudish either.
There are sincere interactions, and some humor about the differences and troubles between and being the different sexes. (Two young boys that are reoccurring side characters just cannot catch an W in the most humorous way.)
It also works as a simple but gentle series about personal growth and the MC by becoming best girl learns how to be a better man. (Assuming at the end of the series when its down he doesn't just decide to accept his new life as girl, which I can see happening.)
Watching this show made me way happier than it should have, it made me wish for a moment, that it'd be nice if everyone could (temporarily) be gender bent and by walking in the opposite sexes shows better understand both how we have it good and the perks and the downsides and struggles of the other.
I of course realized how ripe for abuse and a bad idea that would be in a realistic and not idealized world.
I'm curious if a gender bend series exist of a girl becoming a guy and having to deal with the complications that come with that. (I suspect they are more rare because that doesn't appeal as much to Otaku's.)
Also Kaede Hozuki is best girl, and favorite Gyaru of all time (Sorry Marin), she is literally in my top 3 best girls of this season.
She is cheerful, kind, playfully aggressive, perceptive of others, good with kids, covers up embarrassing situations and shame, knows what to do and say to break the Ice, looks out for her people, is a great cook.
That's not to mention her great figure. (Every scene with her Gainaxing becomes the next best Gainax in anime history.)
Oh yeah did I mention the Sakuga is peak, the entire ED in particular is a reason you should watch the show alone.
I honestly can make this show and the #3 on this list interchangeable.

#3:

Revenger
Not to be confused with Toyko Revenger.
It's Gen Urobuchi being Gen Urobunchi but more personal and introspective. Probably the time where he's writing the character feel the most like real characters and down to earth rather than simply walking archetypes for the greater themes. (Well the main cast at least.) A lot of the episodes in this show were some of the best of the whole season.
The Plot isn't as tight but I think it adds its own kinda charm where its the real world and things are more messy and unrefined than the clockwork that is say Madoka Magica.
There is still plenty of subtext about Philosophical beliefs about religion, morality, humanity, etc. Not all of which I agree with but all of it enriches our understanding of the characters and their struggles.
Plus is has fun Uber Macho Rule of Cool Fights in an old Fashion Period Drama.
There are a few plot threads that are kinda just introduced and cut short before coming to fruition but they feel relatively minor compared to the rest of what's great about the show.

#2:

Handyman Saitou in Another World
Honestly the biggest surprise of the season in terms of how high is ranked, my favorite Isekai and my favorite new show that is not a sequel this season.
Also I think very underrated looking on its 74% score on anilist it should be being flooded with 8.5's as the most UNCHARITABLE interpretation and should be getting consistently 9's and I myself was considering giving it a 10.
A lot of people claim the episodic skit nature ruins the story, but to me that is just an innate bias against episodic type shows and not taking something for what it is as opposed to how you want it to be.
Each episode with its jokes and gag often builds the world, sets up a plot device as a chevok gun, or develops a character, sometimes all at once, all without you realizing it because you're guard is let down by the humor.
The characters are simply but well written, you can also tell the author was a huge D&D nerd with each character archetype really feels like a player having fun and experimenting with their build both from a gameplay perspective and to play with character tropes and archetypes.
The Romance is great (If still a minor subplot), the character development is great, lots of fights feel tense, lots of times where you think its going to be a cute little show, you are constantly hit with HOLY SHIT moments, and you fall for it every time.
The Worldbuilding feels simple but every detail counts.
To Give you an example let me talk about my favorite character in the show Lafanpan, the Fairy White Mage of the Party.
When we are introduced she seems like a miserly Fairy, everytime someone gets an injury in the party that is NOT life critical even if its just back pain or a minor wound she always makes sure to either charge them or hold their debt over them, however we also see that we people do favors for her she always wants to pay them back and never accepts charity.
This might seem like she merely is just a "work by the sweat of your brow" mentality, and partially it is however we learn that [Spoilers]As a Moon Fairy she is under a Curse from the Moon Goddess that every night if she doesn't offer a coin offering to the Moon she slowly will shrink and grow smaller in stature because the Moon Goddess a long time ago basically was jealous of the Fairies and cut their stature and set up the arrangement, basically those coins are in a sense her literal personal lifeline, she her not accepting "hand out money" and not wanting to be a burden on other, shows just how compassionate and thoughtful she actually is
This is later developed in another scene on one of the best episodes in the show when [Spoilers]The Part is fighting quite literally a Demon King Level Threat Demon and two times they open with a top level party wiping spell that's mean instant death, Lafanpan uses an instant White Magic Protection Spell to stop it, what does it cost her? Why 7 entire of those coins, the ones she needs to find off her goddess's curse, AND SHE DOES IT TWICE without hestitation, lots of characters in that show show a lot of great BIG DAMN HEROES Moments, but that is one that goes by so fast that no one doesn't notice compared to Raeliza's stand, Satou's Save, and Morlock's Absolute Dramatic Entrance and Curbstomp but to me meant so much, knowing the context of just what that cost her
There are tons and tons of little moments like this, like one gag with the slime that melts metal armor (And surprise surprise it accidentally lewds the female knight wearing said armor) But later that Slime is used to take out a Golem, we hear how female adventurer's being in the work force makes it harder for men in the dating market since the average female adventurer doesn't need a man to support them so they have less pragmatic incentive to settle down for an average joe past their prime as a joke that shows some real world insight, various side characters that have their own mini skits meet with each other and our main characters.
Satou the aforementioned Handyman mixes modern engineering and knowledge and munchkin's it with a lot of fantasy esq magic materials and items to take advantage of the best of both words. (Basically acting as a cunning Jack of All Trades Rogue.) Such as having a Dwarf make Wire Cutters with Fantasy Super Metals to get the properties of say Mithril with the engineering and design of modern tools.
Certain characters that are introduced for one or two episodes just for a mini arc have stories that hit harder than a lot of character that are "more complex" can with entire seasons.
There are so many great direction choices to keep the tension that fake you out. What was one moment a funny reoccurring joke is not the "do or die" in a high risk situation.
To Round it off, a Final Lafanpan story, [Major Spoilers]So near the end of the series Lafanpan and Satou are hanging out alone, and there is this one moment where she uses this chalice as a make shift hot tub because she's a small fairy that's the size of one Mareka (Another Gag we don't have time to go into) Anyway she is technically naked but she tells Satou not to worry because she's a Fairy and he's a human so that thought doesn't even cross her mind if he sees her as a woman, at this time she was already my favorite character and waifu of the show but I was like....Damn if only she was upscaled for proper night time activities, well just as the thought was in my mind, the next scene she wakes up in Bed with Satou FULL SIZED and they freak out, turn out that Magic Chalice grows whatever is put in it and it'll be awhile before she returns to normal, she gets to briefly experience what its like being a human woman (The plus sides and down sides) and gets a brief crush on Satou and changes her mind about him seeing her in her birthday suit, however she wistfully lets him go, because she doesn't want to get between him and Raeliza (Who have more or less confessed to each other) but you can tell the experience deeply affected her, where there was something between her and a coworker she never conceived would happen, not only was it some great Fan Service (In both senses of the word) but it added a side to her character that felt very real
Honestly I could go on and on about this show and just how well composed it is, but This post is already too long and we have one more show to go.
Seriously if you want a fun D&D romp with Adult characters that use the D7D tropes and trapping to their fullest to both give something familiar with the audience but then take advantage of the template to have some original and well down story telling using a long form made of short form formats where each little skit builds to something more than the sum of its parts. That also has amazing production and multiple episodes that could be the best episodes not just of the season but in general. Check this show out, and please watch past the first three episodes, which are the set-up and prologue for the larger set of mini arcs.
And now my Number #1 favorite Anime of the Winter 2023 Season is.....

#1:

Bungo Stray Dogs 4
Well everyone that watched it praised it (rightfully so) to high heaven's, it was still a tragically underwatched show.
The First Season I thought was Great though not quite a masterpiece, but the Second Season onward has been nothing but Incredible and constantly getting better.
The Fourth Season somehow managed to surpass my very high expectations and feels like some of the best work in the series and by this studio.
Every episode is great as a standalone but also builds the longer plot, the use of powers are great, the literary subtext is great, the characterization is great, the plotting is tight but at the same time the characters feel like not just plot devices including a character that [Spoilers]In Universe came into existence as a literal plot device (It makes sense in context.)
The Production and Direction of the series is great, and despite it being more like the first cour than a stand alone 4th season (The upcoming 5th season is more like the second cour of this one) It still feels satisfying like the first act. Leaving just enough mystery to keep you hocked but still leaving us with some satisfying resolutions, there are interesting themes and subtext but it never feels like it comes at the expense of either the characters or the logic of the world.
So many "oh shit moments" that still work even when the surprise wears off and is not merely gratuitous shock value and sensationalism.
I watched the first three season dubbed a few months ago at once, so I watched this one in dub, so I wasn't around for the discussions, but man.......I can only imagine the discussions that went on in this series.
It's smart, but has heart, action packed but still can slow it down, surprises you yet everything makes perfect sense in mindset, it balanced so many moving parts without every getting lost in its own juggling act, has themes that don't subsume the story but compliment it.
It's honestly perfect, and I can't wait for season 5

Overall Conclusion

So that was my Ranking of all the completed Anime Seasonals of Winter 2023? Any entries you were surprised to see or surprised on their placement (Check out Part I in case you don't see your favorite on this half of the list?
You agree with me? You think I'm full of shit? (It's okay if you do and tell me, I'd probably do the same to you!) Did I convince you to check out any shows or retry a show you might have dropped early?
What are your favorite seasonals of Winter 2023? Some stuff I missed by not seeing you think I should try out?
Let me know in the comments!

they'll learn some manners. that's the price of dropping them off here. i don't want to hang around no ill behaved brats and i don't put up with that. it's a lot of, hey, stop that. eat with your mouth closed. don't climb on that. we don't do that here.
i don't like untrained dogs neither.
people used to do that, you know. drop their kids off to me, and i just watch them, you know. cause they were poorly behaved and i didn't want to be around that, but i did want to be around their parents. but, not if their kids were going to act a fool. so, i'd babysit and straighten their damn kids out
i mean, i didn't hit none of them or nothing like that. just told them in stern voice to straighten their asses up. i don't like a lot of nonsense. and, you know. nobody ever complained that their kids somehow came back acting a lot better. or, at least knowing how to
my kid was pretty mad about it. like when she went to school and all the kids started calling her miss priss cause she was the only one chewing with her mouth closed. i guess that didn't change much from when i was in school. but, there used to be a lot more with manners
you know. like, you can't be literally the only one who knows how to hold a fork in kindergarten. well, i guess she was. but, then they were like, other ways she's very immature for her age, and i was like, well, she's five.
she doesn't like to just sit and listen to the lessons on the board. and, i was like, can't say that i blame her. that shit boring as fuck and it's kinda cold in here and the chairs are uncomfortable. the lighting, omg. awful. like, to just sit under these lights all day. jesus. it's like some kinda special torture, i swear.
school. yeah, i don't blame her. i hated it, too. mostly cause it sucks.
oh, she needs to be mediated. i disagree. she's just a kid and how still can you really expect them to sit. she's just like five, that's how five year olds are. i mean, i just don't think she should have to and, then they made her do all these tests and shit. and, then after everyone they were like,
she needs to be mediated. and, i was like, no. i don't see giving a first grader speed. no. i don't think she's need an anti-depressant either. schools ask you to do a lot of bullshit like that, and i guess, yeah, she does have adhd. yes, i suppose so. but i didn't see the point of drugging her up in kindergarten
they kept pushing on me to drug her up and finally, i guess it was about the 2nd grade. i guess she was a little hellion at school. that's how they said she acted. but, idk. she wasn't that bad at home. and, you know usually it's the opposite.
i don't think she was that bad. she was pretty well behaved, really. i mean, when compared to me. steven was my babysitter. seems like an odd choice looking back, you know. for them to make
to get him to babysit me. is hueser here. staying here. someone was like, i thought that guy was your bf and then kinda described him, but idk who's she's even talking about. idk haven't seen him. i thought he was all fucked up again. you know. like, they got him back on the thorzine. so, you can't talk to him when he's all drugged up like that. thorizine and litium. that's what they put him on. you know. whenever they don't need him to work.
then, you know. when it's time for him to work again they take the drugs away and send him off to work for them, but when he's working he's online causing trouble. but, they need the money so they gotta let him loose sometimes, but for the most part they keep him drugged up.
yeah, first thing he always does when he gets away from them is go on a crack binge. like, item one: three day crack binge. like, that's the first thing he does. he might be down here doing that. idk. i don't usually talk to him when he's doing that. he says that's how he gets his mind clear of the other drugs.
that. like, he has to smoke crack to clear his head. idk, i can't control what that guy does. idk where he is. not online.
anyway, if you want that , you're going to have to examine your blue laws. no one coming up there without booze. and, also, a lot of other things would have to happen first. so, you know. but, we'll see what we can do. it'll be years and years though. something, i guess. lots of things.
i'm thinking of becoming a sub contractor. like, i know what i need to do to do that, you know. and, the testing parts. the financial obligationss. i know. but, i also know all that shit, you know. like, when this has to be scheduled and all that. the order things have to go and that's really all that job is, you know. administrating to that and i grew up around that.
it's for people who don't know how to actually do the work, but knows the order it has to be done.
while i'm waiting, you know. to keep myself busy, i'm going to start pushing myself in that direction. it's the most sensible thing for me to do. i already have that knowledge set. you know, i just have to .. do a bunch of stuff and the first part is already what i'm doing. so, you know. after i get done with this goal. going in the direction towards that.
a lot of people are like, oh, you could do anything. and, yeah. sure, i guess i could. but, i think my time would be better spent going after closer more easily obtainable goals. that would also benefit me financially and the community cause .. you know. i don't ever stop. i mean, i won't stop there. lol
they'll just let me do it. you know. they want what they want. and, it's ok. i like that, too. like, it's the perfect thing for rednecks and just the right price point you know. but, first, you know. those blue laws
and, yeah, gonna get some bars. sorry if you don't want to watch us all drink. cause that's the real issue, i mean, you sure as shit know that when you go somewhere they don't force you to consume booze. no where does that. and, you won't cause, you know. holier than fucking thou. but, also, you extend that control to me. and, i don't care to get drunk in public.
there's where i prefer to drink, like, you know. make an ass out of myself in front everyone. i mean, isn't that half the fun. listening to what people said you did while you were blacked out. nah, jk. but, no for real. i used to have a real problem. i don't do that no more. just get tipsy and not falling down
except only just on special occasions do i get falling down drunk. cause that still happens sometimes. but, not you know. every time i drink now. it used to be every time and now it's only sometimes, so it's an improvement over how i was
i don't have a much time for that now. so, that sucks. like, if i had more time off i could drink more and make a fool of myself. i mean, work cutting into my tomfoolery. my uncles said my behavior was debaucherous. maybe it was
but, it the 80's and no one watching me, you know it used to be. you just run around and do whatever you want when schools out. how the 80's was. which is why i got a babysitter, and it was steven. i guess other people tried to get me to behave like before him, i had other babysitter. but, i wasn't much in the mood to be babysat
but, i mean, i don't think he was a very good babysitter. looking back. and, i wasn't particularly easy to babysit. that's why we knew each other so well, you know. then later, i guess when people saw up together, you know, when we were together-together, we were very comfortable around one another
those damn rednecks don't take nothing serious. i swear to be. who's be and why are you swearing at her. it's how they cuss without cussing. it always brings a smile to my face when i can make the church ladies want to cuss. it's even better when you can get them to do it.
but, yeah. i don't really understand why he was my babysitter. like, first of all. i didn't even a babysitter. not at all. i was totally fine without a babysitter. and, they were like, he's just going to walk you downtown so you don't get hit by a car. and, i was like, i'm not going to get hit by a car. that's dumb. and, there like, well, heather just stay home then. and, i was like, no i have to take my library books back.
and, they were like, then you just get down there and run around and get into trouble, and i was like, no i don't. and, they started handing out examples of trouble that other people caused and it wasn't even me that did that. and, i had to start letting him walk with me downtown, but i was mad about it.
i didn't want him to be my babysitter and follow me around and then also, you know. wouldn't let me do stuff. wouldn't let me do whatever i wanted. which is fucking crazy to think about. but, idk. you know. just the stuff the other kids are doing
and, he was like, what starting fires and hitting people upside the head with bags of marbles. and, i was like. no. not just that. we do other stuff, too. he had somehow found himself indebted to someone in my family and was forced to babysit me
just make sure she don't run wild. that's all. just keep her from running wild downtown. like, in front of me, like i'm even that bad. he wouldn't let me do any fun stuff that the other kids were doing. like, throwing rocks off the bridges. just in the water. it's ok. and, then throwing rocks through windows. he wouldn't let me do that.
no. he'd just pick me up and carry me away if i didn't behave. it was real embarrassing. but, if i didn't want to walk home i could just throw a fit and he'd have to carry me then, too. so. whatever. just pretend you're spaghetti and then he'll drop you, just be deadweight. so, he drops you and gets all freaked out.
it's fun. it's a fun thing to do. but, you get kinda scraped up doing that. and, sometimes hit your elbow and he ain't no help. terrible babysitter. never kisses my boo boos
also, i guess he was supposed to be keeping me from getting kidnapped by perverts. again, weird choice for that job. but, ok. take one to know one, i guess. i didn't get kidnapped at all, but also he won't let me play with any of my friends. he said all your friends were gang members.
i don't see why that matters, everybody up here a criminal, too. also, he'd tell my uncles on me. what i was doing and they'd be like, heather, you can't do that.
they had this long list of shit i wasn't allowed to do. ruined the 8th grade for me. so, admittedly, i was not very well behaved, even by gypsy standards, but i didn't have very good role models.
i understand that i wasn't a very well behaved child, but in my defense, i was a product of my upbringing. i didn't know any better. violence begets violence. and, he was supposed to keep me out of trouble. i'd try to get up early to give him the slip. you know. but he gets up a lot earlier than me.
heather, on a good day, you get up at noon, and that's what you consider to be getting up early. it was like 10am, and that's pretty early. if we hurry we can still have breakfast at that diner downtown. i'm just gonna wear what i got on. it's fine.
i am totally that bitch that will tell you to hurry when i literally just got out of bed.
he said it was just like having a cat. like having to watch a cat. like, i can fucking hear you guys talking about me. and, they were like, we don't care, heather. just talk about me in front of me. like that
and, we had to go to the library. like, everyday, cause i read a book a day and only just wanted to check one out at time. so, we have to go everyday, unless it's raining or sunday. the news tells you when it's going to rain. why do you think i get up at noon.
i write it down cause i know i'm going to forget. so, you know, then i know how many books to check out at the library. if it's going to rain tuesday, then i have to check out two books on monday, but better get three. they'll let me get four books at a time, but i like walking downtown, you know.
so, you know. also, that's where i check out books from. the library downtown. that's my other uncle. from the other side. dropping stuff off. he drops stuff off for me here. drugs. hell no. work. my work. it's just p&ls. i look for anomalies. things that don't make sense. like, expeses you shouldn't be having.
that's a big one. line items to people who don't work here. that's a big one. all the time. like, expenses to certain people or businesses. i highlight those and give them back, i told him it takes me three days, but it only takes like 20 minutes.
if he knew it was just 20 minutes he'd stand around and wait. or, talk to my granny. i don't him doing that at all. they just talk about me. that's how they find out shit, you know. the two of them. talking to each other about me. i don't want them talking.
it's how i got stuck with you. my other uncle telling my granny on me for what he said was acting bad downtown. yes, actual kinfolk. talking to each other about me. i don't want them talking.
my mom ain't talking to none of them. they think it's her fault i act so bad.
nah, i'm good. i'm a real well mannered young girl. i don't know what they're talking about. i'm good all the time. like, so super well mannered.
yes. what else y'all do down there. we stole all the signs. stopsigns and yield signs and whatever else road signs we could. we had one of those clicky things with a nut on the end. you know. one that fit signs. and we stole all the signs
it was on the news. i saw it when i was watching for the weather. they called us "local vandals" since they didn't know who did it. it was kinda funny. yeah, bankrupted the city. and, then i felt bad, you know. cause the city couldn't afford to buy new signs. cause we kept stealing them.
so, we put them back. on the posts. no, not quite. where you'd put those signs, heather. what are you, the cops. no. and, good answer
also, you know. i guess that's part of the reason he was my babysitter. other sitters may not approve of .. you know. like, they didn't want people telling me to .. idk, they wouldn't let me hang out with known snitches. didn't want me picking up that behavior. and, that's a lot of baby sitters.
they tried with these white supremist guys. cause that's who. you know. they tried to babysit me, but really they wanted to make bdsm child porn of me and i told them i'd write their name all over my whole body with a sharpie and kill myself and then what
then where'll you be. cause i god damn fucking will, you know. if you try to fuck with me. people i couldn't fight off. most times, i'd just fight. you know. that's why the bag of marbles. i'd just fight. but, some people are a whole lot bigger than you and you wouldn't be able to fight them off
so, then you have to use your words.
i grew up in kind of a rough town. that's why it's so funny for the locals when those relatives of the "founders" show up to shit. like, bitch who the fuck are you, get out of this damn town. we ran them off. the founders of the town. town didn't like them and flat ran them off. kept the name, though
it's said the townspeople liked it better when there was no government and we all just did what we wanted. and, they were the ones that brought government in. and, we didn't like it. that was a long time ago. and, my people been around here for a long time and like to tell stories about what all went on. you know. back pre - prohibition. we had these blue laws in the state, and the only three places you could buy liquor was chattanooga, memphis. and here.
idk. that's just how it was. like, bristol would have made more sense, but it was here
most of the town was just wooden saloons, but then the church people burned out all the saloons after they passed prohibition. yeah, that's when the town burned down the first time. when i was a kid there was still one of those buildings left standing. it wasn't on the row with the rest of them. but, instead on the corner across the street. and, it didn't catch with the others and also, it was a boarding house and a lot of people lived there, workers you know. and they were using a bucket line from the creek to keep it from burning down
also, it's closest to the water. you know. when they made the bucket line. that's why it was still there. it ain't there no more. i hope someone saved the sign. for fucking serious.
this old ass saloon sign, and then it was a restaurant and boarding house and not a saloon. but, the saloon sign was still up. used to be. it had "used to be" painted over the saloon sign.
it's torn down now. and, i'm not surprised. i mean, you know. the building was falling apart and the church people around here like to pretend shit ain't like that around here. also, they're the ones that burned all that shit down. but, it was all made of wood and i guess burned real easy.
then, there was another fire later, and the town burned down again. then, in 1902 they rebuilt it with bricks and it didn't burn down again after. if you listened to those old people, town burned down all the damn time. not just that one, but the one up on the border, too. burned down all the time
all the drunks most probably. drunks like to fall asleep smoking and the whole town wasn't nothing but saloons, which actually meant whorehouses. it was all just whorehouses and booze. whole damn town. pre prohibition. and, it kept burning down, and they'd just have it all back up within the week, you know. which is why it wasn't that sturdy.
that's what they said it was like up in that town before prohibition and you know, we learn in tn history about pre prohibition days and when the state used to be named franklin, and the tn river changed directions over an earthquake down on the memphis side
we all learn the same history.
and a lot of the teachers, all over the state. when they go over that chapter in the book. you know, in tn history, it's a required class that we all took in jr high here. and, they talk about prohibition and the three cities that could see liquor during those days and it was just three places and they put them on the edge of the state
you know. to collect more tax dollars from the neighboring states. and, tn has a lot of neighboring states, and where they sold alcohol during prohibition was my hometown. kind of a boarder city.
no. not really, we're not a boarder city, in fact, it's kinda hard to get here. and, that's the truth. but, on the other side of the county there was a city that bordered another state and also, going the other direction we didn't boarder shit on that end, and that's a long ass drive now. i mean, can imagine how long that would take on a horse and buggy
so, no. that doesn't border, but there's a direct route. we're still using the same old roads we always used, they're plenty wide and big, i guess. not really. but, you know. in 1902 they planned for development and the roads plenty wide.
but, you know. all those people who came for the whores and the booze, they needed other stuff since they were stuck here. and they would be cause we ain't close to nothing else. so, hotels and restaurants and stores and stuff. like a downtown district was already in place. what they rebuilt in 1902. i know cause they put the number on the biggest building downtown so everyone could see when they started rebuilding it for the last time
and, the last time they rebuilt the town was 1902
i mean, it's always been full of crime. like, forever and always, just crime. and, snotty ass church people. and, then the snotty ass church people got into government. cause a government got formed in town and they made a bunch of laws and stuff.
and, we been fighting with them every since.
couldn't get the government to leave, but my family damn sure tried to make them leave.
yeah, i told my daughter she didn't have to care about what pigs at a trough think. then, you know. i made a pig sound and was like, that's what they eat like, you ain't the one doing it wrong.
wrongdoers don't get to tell you how to act. they ain't act right.
i guess she got in a fight at school. or, just said my mom said you eat like a pig and made them cry. so, you know. then she's the bully. that's how it works with them. they pick on you, everything's fucking fine. they know what's best. they say. but, then you know. they're just a bunch of ill mannered pigs.
that's all they are.
i ran off all the other babysitters, got on my nerves and i didn't want them around, so i'd just make them crazy and they'd leave. just quit. they'd be like, i'm done with this shit and walk off and leave
the other babysitters. he's the only one i didn't run off. with my bad behavior. i'd just behave real bad and make them leave. i didn't want a babysitter. i was too old for that. i decided. also, he was indebted in some kinda way and couldn't quit
but, he was ok to hang out with most days, but he wouldn't let me do the stuff i wanted to do. i guess i shouldn't have doing that. but, it's fun to get on the news. if was after we returned the signs that they said i needed a babysitter.
but, it was mark's fault. and, it wasn't me. i mean, wasn't me. but, you stole the signs. nope. i don't know what you're talking about. well, i guess my grade school crimes are out of the statute of limitations. ok, it was me and mark and my little friend and that guy. we stole all the signs. well, i guess mark was going to sell them
it was trendy in the day to have a stop sign on your bedroom wall. it was also, you know. like on a lot of shows, the kids would have road signs in their rooms, so it was something people wanted. it's the tvs fault, really. i mean, the show family ties encourcged that behavior by having road signs featured in the kid's rooms on the show. as did that show with kurt cameron. so, needed the road signs.
but, here's the thing. if you actually put a road sign in your room, your parents are going to ask where it came from, and it was on the news that they were all missing. local vandals, so, we had to do something with all the signs we took.
my hands were cut up to hell, you know. carrying those fucking signs. i mean, when i look back, there was some obvious signs that it was me. you know, and them. but, only people with really super negligent parents could have the signs. and while my mom was negligent, there wasn't no way in hell she'd let stolen goods that the city was looking for hang up in the house
you know.
i mean, it was in the paper before it showed up on the news. how about that paper. was that a boy or a girl that teacher did that to and you know. i think there's more to that story. sounds like there's more that ain't being told. you know. and they dropped it. the state dropped it, so not what they found to be criminal, but wtf was that.
something. you know. they got a union. so, fired is fired. gotta have a good ass reason. cause you know, in a right to work state, who still has a union. oh, government employees. state employees. cops. they got unions still
they just don't want you to have them, they know how good it is. right to work my fucking ass. right to get fired over any damn reason at all. that's all that is. they get to hold you hostage that way.
the djs in this town are a bunch of assholes. i guess there ain't need of those anymore. but, they used to work at the skating rink or bowling alley or the skating rink. you know. they got djs for that. just locals guys who do that job. like, have a lot of records. cause they just have a bunch of milkcrates full of records.
and, then like, you know. since it's a small town when you walk in some place they like to play some song they think represents you. like the assholes they are. like, if you're local and everyone knows you and everyone else in fucking town. that hall & oats, that was one of my aunt's songs. like, what they played when she walked in, she didn't like but she knew it was true.
no. it was a hank williams jr song and well, you know. whatever. i mean, why wouldn't you want to live life that way, and also it's got that same kinda reference in it and people seem to think it applies to me and idk why.
but, when he was my babysitter he would sit in a chair all day and read and say annoying shit to me, like, hey heather, where you going with that knife. it's ok. i was just cutting box apart. a cigar box. buster gave it to me, i'm going to turn it into a waterbed for my barbies.
do you wanna play barbies with me.
well, using a grocery bag to try to hold water in a cigar box didn't work, and steven told me it wouldn't and my granny made me clean up the mess i made. so, that went well. going to play in the shed. since i have to just stay here. i will most probably be tearing something up or getting into something i should not be into. yes. that was my plan.
you got me.
so, we returned the signs to what we thought to be city property so they could find them and put them back up. well, couldn't sell them, and they were hard to transport and hide. so, you know. had to get rid of the signs and since it was going to bankrupt the city buying new ones, we put them on a lot we thought was the cities.
was it, the cities lot. nope. turns out it was not. i don't know if that made the news. the power was out. we flung the signs at the you know. like, the thing for the electric dept with all those poles and wires and shit. we flung road signs at them to make sparks.
it was the middle of the night when we did it. for fun. and, we were doing the right thing by returning the signs. we had to give the signs back to the city. we were doing good
i was not the ringleader. ringleaders don't have to carry signs. they're heavy and hard to carry. yeah, mark carried signs. we all had to carry signs. it was a lot of signs. turned into a lot of work getting all back there. you know. cause we were walking.
also, this whole time. i look like a cherub. this ginger kid with short kinda curly hair with a real round face and rosy cheeks. bright red lips, cause ginger. you know. pale as all get out. like, so fucking pale. and, like, most people normal winter pale is my fully tanned. i don't tan well.
at all. also, that makes freckles. the sun makes the freckles come out, so i stay out of the sun
and, i don't know how i keep inspiring those that i don't want to inspire and the people i want to inspire ain't doing nothing. but, i mean, what are you even doing that for. like, is it just terrorism for terrorism sake. do you have a point you're trying to make
i mean, i did cause we were stupid ass kids and we didn't have nothing better to do, you know. than stupid shit. and, you know. there wasn't the same kinds of media distractions in the 80's and we had to find our own distractions. by taking out the power grid for three fucking days, heather
what. that was a long time ago and i said it was an accident. and, we were doing a good thing by returning the signs. and, then they made steven follow me around and keep me out of trouble. so, i just stated trouble with him
he had to keep me entertained to keep me out of trouble. and, that in and of itself caused absolutely no trouble at all. he said that he had to babysit loilta as a punishment in hell.
the people around here do crazy ass shit for dumb ass reasons. it's like all they do. rednecks. that's how rednecks are. we like to .. you know. just whatever. you know. don't need for nothing and do whatever the fuck
no. not the racist kind. the other kind, the criminal kind of redneck. most of them ain't even white. not whole white milk, you know. something else. they're just a bunch of something else. there are also a lot of meleangeons that were criminals. you know, just layabouts that didn't want to participate in society
just don't want to. tried it. didn't like it, not for me. for what. for what reason even to do that. i mean, i just like to do what i want to do when i want to do it. and, that's it. that's redneck philosophy. just a hank williams jr song. and, he got it right. you know. get stoned in the morning and drunk by the afternoon. fuck yeah. eat and then take a long ass nap and then get up and have plenty of time to cause trouble through half the night. then, just do it all again tomorrow.
fuck yeah. i like that. i mean, is there really some better way to want to spend your life than that.
i think it's what humans were made for. you know. to do. lay about and eat and drink and smoke all day and just talk about stuff and eat and take a long nap, then you know. get up at night and whatever. you know. tinker around with some shit, you know. stuff you're supposed to be doing. but, always tell them it takes longer or they'll find more work for you to do.
so, you know.

Hi all. I’ve read through some posts and I have to say, it’s refreshing to see so much positivity, openness, and respect in this group.
I would never normally interact on these forums as I’ve always been a very closeted bi male.
My wife knows and a friend of hers knows. We trust that friend as she isn’t going to judge us on our kinks.
My wife has expressed a fantasy of having two men at once. A fantasy that I very much enjoy thinking about as well. Neither of us has ever had a threesome of any kind.
Lately we’ve read books and watched a good bit of MFM & MMF porn.
Our sex life is on fire. We love each other immensely and that bond only seems to be growing stronger. Even after a decade.
However, we aren’t sure we want to act on that fantasy or just keep it a fun think to talk about in the bedroom.
Fast forward, we plan on attending a LS club this weekend.
Neither one of us has ever experienced anything like that.
We don’t have any intention of hooking up with a 3rd but there’s a very real chance we will grab a room or find a couch for ourselves and let others watch.
We both aren’t scared of public sex.
We’ve come up with a phrase so that if something is too much or either one of us are uncomfortable that we will stop immediately.
Our concerns:
We don’t mind getting to know other couples, women, or men. We won’t mind being propositioned or flirted with. However, touching without permission is a huge no no for her and I both.
She’s worried if her top is off some asshole will try and grope her or feel her up.
What is the atmosphere like at these places?
Are people respectful or are there just a bunch of dudes with hard ons and the wrong impressions?
We are thinking of hitting Colette in New Orleans.
We aren’t super models but we take decent care of ourselves, work out, are very successful career wise, and just looking to see if this is something we’d be into and maybe even an avenue to fulfill our fantasies without getting too involved.
Wife also has concerns of how adding a third will make her feel afterwards. She has thoughts like what if I enjoy it and she doesn’t and vice versa.
Early in our relationship I caught her cheating and sexting other men. It took a long time for me to forgive her for that and I still think she hasn’t forgiven herself.
As you can tell we’ve discussed this a bit amongst ourselves but I’m hoping to learn from more experienced people.
Our love for each other is incredibly strong and we both agree that no matter what she is mine and I am hers.
We just want to ease in, explore a little, and avoid any common pitfalls.
At the end of the day we are doing this because it’s a turn on but definitely not a necessity as we are blissfully happy with where our marriage and our sex life is.

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Introduction
Today, I bring you convention shenanigans bookended by some art theft that damaged a comic artist’s reputation irreparably because he couldn’t stop lying, stealing, and using Photoshop. Usually, I spend at least a thousand words contextualizing the story but this is different. All you need to know going into this is that stealing is bad.
I figure this is fairly uncontroversial, so let’s jump straight in.
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The Zombie King
Arthur Suydam (pronounced soo-DAM) is an American comic book artist (and Grammy-winning musician though that’s not important and appears to have lied about winning a Grammy for decades [thanks, u/haevy_mental!]) whose career began in the mid-1970s. His work in Heavy Metal, Epic Illustrated, and Penthouse attracted a small audience who loved gore, naked women, and his detailed art reminiscent of Frank Frazetta.
Rumor has it he never got much mainstream work because his material was too adult and he was too slow to draw a monthly book, once taking almost a year to finish a nine-page story.
There’s no doubt that Suydam is immensely talented, which makes this story both stranger and sadder.
In 2005, after three decades in the business, Marvel hired him to create all the covers for Marvel Zombies. These painted covers are recreations of classic Marvel covers but with zombies. Marvel Zombies was a runaway success and Suydam’s became synonymous with the book, far more so than the writer or the interior artist.
For the first time in his life, Suydam, now in his 50s, was in huge demand. Marvel Zombies kept selling out, and Marvel kept hiring him to do more covers for reprints, collected editions, and the sequels Marvel Zombies vs Army of Darkness and Marvel Zombies 2. Fans bought every new printing because they loved Suydam’s covers so much.
Suydam has a bit of an ego. He rarely makes it through an interview without talking about his family history (two distant relatives were Hudson River Painters) or comparing himself to Renaissance painters. This 2005 profile by his agent Renee Witterstaetter is absolutely insane, comparing him to Dutch painters, Huck Finn, Roy Orbison, Jeff Beck, Bob Dylan, Steven Spielberg, Charlie Chaplin, Leonardo DaVinci, Aristotle, and Bigfoot.
Suydam likes to pretend he was the only artist involved in Marvel Zombies when Sean Phillips had drawn and inked all the interiors. Hilariously, the self-appointed Zombie King frequently tried to take credit for single-handedly repopularizing zombies. Never mind that Marvel Zombies was written by Robert Kirkman, who’d co-created The Walking Dead (which Suydam was dismissive of) years earlier. But ego is something most people are willing to overlook in a good artist.
Suydam had become popular because of his detailed art, yet the quality of his work decreased drastically as his output increased. In 2005, he said it took him between two weeks to four months to paint a cover. By 2011, he had figured out how to cut down the process to a day or two.
And it showed.
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Art Theft
As early as 2006, Suydam was called out for art swiping (stealing poses and compositions from other artists, often by tracing them) when he wasn’t doing homages to classic Marvel imagery or (later) movie posters, where swiping was the assignment. In fact, he swiped so much that there was a weekly column (lost to time) documenting his art theft.
As his workload increased, Suydam, who worked from references to achieve his photorealistic style, became more and more reliant on photobashing, tracing, and digital shortcuts to meet deadlines.
Using references is fairly normal though there is a lot of debate about how they should be used. Alex Ross takes all his own pictures and then paints using them as reference. He is usually cited as someone doing it “right.” By contrast, Greg Land is notorious for tracing from movies, TV, and magazines, and porn, resulting in characters with strange body language.
Most swipers and tracers are downright ethical compared to what Suydam would turn into.
His later work became lazier and his covers started to look muddy, with none of the crispy lines people had grown to associate with Suydam. It was especially obvious in his Ghost Rider covers that made liberal use of the Pirates of the Caribbean skull logo and looked like he had photoshopped together a reference picture, but then, instead of using it for reference, traced his Photoshop work and painted over it.
The most flagrant of these pieces is probably Merc With A Mouth #4, a recreation of Scarface's movie poster, where he photographed a Deadpool action figure, threw some filters on it, and called it a day. If you look closely, you can see some of the action figure’s articulation points in Deadpool’s joints.
Again, digital art is perfectly fine but the expectation is that you actually create art instead of photoshopping pre-existing images to make it look like they were drawn or painted.
(Suydam claimed he didn’t do anything digitally and everything was hand-painted by the way.)
His swiping became so egregious that he was replaced on Marvel Zombies 3 covers by porn aficionado Greg Land. Everyone knows Land traces but his work was considered an improvement on what Suydam had been delivering. Over the next few years, Suydam produced only a handful of published pieces, but these too looked off.
By 2015, Suydam had begun claiming to be the artist of The Walking Dead despite being in no way affiliated with it. With Marvel no longer hiring him for cover work, he was making the majority of his money on the convention circuit, where he always had a multi-table set-up and often sold prints with elements swiped from other creators.
Comic artists are a surprisingly tolerant bunch when it comes to art swiping, probably because it’s so commonplace. Marvel didn’t even have a policy against it until 2006. If tracing was the only thing Suydam did wrong, nobody would have raised much of a stink and he would probably still be a mainstay at conventions today.
But art wasn’t the only thing Suydam stole.
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TableGate
Suydam was known for arriving at conventions early, often the night before. There was a good reason for that: To get a good location as well as a bigger exhibition space, Suydam stole other artists’ tables. He would claim the tables and move all signage for the other artists somewhere else before they ever made it to the show. This understandably caused much confusion both for the displaced artists and the fans looking for them.
I’m not sure how aware convention staff was of this but it happened at multiple conventions since at least 2008. Exhibitors in artist alleys across North America had had bad experiences with Suydam but it was insider chatter, not something normal attendees were aware of. As u/fox--teeth pointed out, tables at convention are expensive. Stealing tables wasn't a social faux-pas; Suydam was directly interfering with his colleagues making a living.
At Montreal ComicCon in 2015, it was business as usual. Suydam arrived the night before and stole three artists’ tables so he could create a four-table set-up for himself. He couldn’t have known that that was the last time he’d steal tables with impunity.
Canadian artist Jim Zub sat across from Suydam and spent the first day of the convention tweeting up a storm. He didn’t name Suydam but professionals in his replies knew it was him right away.
Meanwhile, Canadian artists Francis Manapul, Rachel Richey, and Dan Parent didn’t even know they had been displaced until a fan told them how hard it had been to find them since the program listed them as sitting in another area and Zub filled them in on what had happened. Richey later explained that “As a smaller creatopress I rely on being found in the program as accessibility drives most of my sales.”
Manapul was more confused than angry. When he confronted Suydam “[t]he whole thing just felt weird, because he neither apologized nor broke character of his polite demeanor.” Manapul and Richey didn’t think there should be repercussions nor did they blame the convention organizers. All they wanted was for Suydam to stop stealing tables.
This had happened many times before but nobody had ever posted about it openly, and comic bloggers picked up on it. Soon, everyone knew about TableGate, and people online were having so much fun joking about what Suydam would steal next that #TableGate trended on Twitter (as did #ArthurSuydam).
Suydam’s agent, Renee Witterstaetter, blamed the convention organizers. “When we arrived for set up on Thursday, there was a snafu with the table setups for all the artists. In order to correct the problem, everyone had to be moved. […] Even so, [Suydam] had to move twice…”
Suydam confirmed this, explaining that only the American artists had been informed about tables being rearranged. A “singular trouble-making fan artist who wasn’t there at set-up began spreading fabrications to artists and online that the American artists […] were taking their tables. […] Then low-I.Q. online crowds too lazy to check facts […] jumped in.”
Everyone was incredibly confused why Suydam was trying to make this an Americans vs. Canadians thing and Witterstaetter later asked websites to remove Suydam’s statement.
Montreal ComicCon responded with an apology in which they took partial responsibility. Suydam and Witterstaetter saw this as complete exoneration but they were the only ones.
The “low-I.Q. online crowds” didn’t believe Suydam’s version of events because by then more artists were sharing their experiences with him all over social media. For example, he always requested to sit next to Bill Sienkiewicz and then tried to take over his table. Others had to repeatedly move Suydam’s stuff off their tables.
Before the convention was over, Suydam, accompanied by Witterstaetter, gave a bad apology to Manapul and Parent without conceding any fault on his part but ignored Richey.
I did find one blog that concluded that TableGate never happened and it was just Jim Zub clout-chasing and trying to rile up his fellow Canadians. Given the overwhelming amount of artists coming out to complain about Suydam as well as the fact that only artists represented by Witterstaetter defended him, I don’t find it especially credible.
And Montreal ComicCon wasn’t over yet.
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Suydamized
TableGate got worse when Erik Larsen reposted a picture he found on Suydam’s website. It shows a long line in front of Suydam’s booth at a convention. Let me quote Larsen: “So many fans--yet clearly different lighting--something looks very wrong here.”
It’s bad. As Twitter users pointed out, several people in line have no legs. Some seem to be floating. One patient Suydam fan looks like the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Adding a crowd to a picture sounded like something the Zombie King would do. He certainly had the Photoshop skills. The internet had a field day with this, inserting famous people into Suydam’s doctored picture.
Intrepid fans determined that Suydam had photoshopped the crowd, even identifying where some of the people had come from. According to a con organizer, Suydam “routinely e-mails that image as proof that he is the #1 draw in all of comics.”
Suydam claimed that this was on a Sunday when he did sketches for kids (despite there being few kids in line). In the same breath, he blamed his assistants and/or convention staff for the Photoshop job. “I haven't updated that site in years. As said, thanks again for pointing it out.” Witterstaetter chimed in to claim that no pictures had been doctored in any way and “[t]o suggest otherwise is rather laughable.”
This attention on Suydam also revived discussions of his art theft, especially his tracing of Bill Sienkiewicz’s work. Witterstaetter responded again though somehow, between July 4 and July 15, she had stopped being Suydam's agent. As soon as Suydam had been made aware that he had traced Sienkiewicz, he had handed him $300 as compensation. In fact, Suydam was so generous, he'd paid her her agent cut despite making no money off the piece.
Artist Ryan Stegman and friends had come up with a phrase to describe their encounters with Suydam years ago: getting suydamed.

It can be:

1. getting your table usurped.
2. photo manipulating an action figure for a cover.
3. when someone runs out on a check.”

Someone suggested that suydamized was a better term. They were right. “Suydamized” birthed a lot of jokes.
Conventions started uninviting or banning Suydam at the pressure of fellow professionals and comic fans alike though by 2017, he had begun making his comeback at smaller cons. There has been no word of table stealing since.
Comics publications across the spectrum chose this as one of the major events in comics that year.
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Return of the Zombie King
Following TableGate, major publishers—who had stopped employing Suydam because his art had gotten laughably bad—wanted even less to do with him. Between stealing tables and stealing art, he was a PR nightmare. He disappeared for a few years, but trends are cyclical and in 2019, DC Comics wanted to try their hand at zombies in a miniseries called DCeased. They decided to do recreations of pop culture imagery with zombies.
Don’t worry, DC was smart enough not to hire Suydam.
Three comic book shops, however, weren’t. They decided to produce their own variant covers for the event and hired Arthur Suydam to do four recreations of classic DC covers.
Suydam was nowhere as busy as he’d been in his heyday and might have had more time to create those covers, but instead, he went back to his old swiping ways. However, by 2019, technology had marched on, and spotting his plagiarism became much easier.
The first cover wasn’t great but it was unremarkable. The second cover was great but that’s because it had been created back in 2007.
And then solicitations for issue 3 were released and Suydam’s cover, a recreation of Brian Bolland’s iconic The Killing Joke, looked suspiciously like a photograph by Anthony Misiano, a cosplayer who goes by Harley’s Joker.
Image analysis by internet sleuths concluded that they were a pixel-for-pixel match. Suydam hadn’t simply used it as reference, he had photoshopped Misiano’s picture, adding some blood effects and zombifying Misiano’s face. And he hadn’t even drawn the zombie face. It popped up on the first page if you searched for “skull” on Google.
The day after an article about it ran on Bleeding Cool, Misiano was contacted by Suydam:

Question : We found the one of your great homage photos online and have used it for reference to paint a Joker homage cover for DC . And we would like to pay to you our usual modeling fee […] We didn't use the photo but are using the painting we used the photo as reference for .

Misiano responded that it “does not seem like a painting. It very much appears to be a simple Photoshop manipulation, some kind of paint filter applied to my photograph.” Unlike previous victims of Suydam’s who’d all been cavalier about it, Misiano saw this as theft and rejected the “modeling fee.” “That photograph of mine actually took me weeks to create. […] I apologize if I seem cold, I'm just very attached to my work.”
Suydam didn’t understand. “Caravaggio, Vermeer, Rockwell— realistic pros all use these legit tools of the trade for their work . Reference isn’t swiping.”
We don’t know if there was any further communication between Suydam and Misiano but two weeks later, Suydam had changed his tune. This had never been the image intended for the cover. He’d only used Misiano’s lightly photoshopped image as a mock-up for solicitations since he “was only given 2 days to provide something, and that the finished cover was to be done later for print, which it was.”
He didn’t address that that directly contradicted his communications with Misiano but the preview for the cover was changed. To my untrained eye, it looks like an actual painting.
Meanwhile, people turned their scrutiny to the cover of DCeased #1 that aped Alex Ross’ Joker and Harley Quinn cover, another truly iconic image. Misiano’s version didn’t match Suydam’s, so initially, this looked like it was original art.
You know where this is going. It wasn’t. Instead, he’d photoshopped a recreation of the image created as part of the Suicide Squad movie promo. His Harley was just a blurry, filtered Margot Robbie, meaning Misiano’s unwillingness to play by Suydam’s rules was directly responsible for the one original art piece Suydam had produced in literal years.
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Conclusion
And with that Suydam’s comeback was cut short. He’ll pop up every once in a while doing zombie covers for a smaller publisher (usually Dynamite Entertainment) and he’s at conventions sometimes. His set-up is still gigantic. Here’s an interview from earlier in the year where he goes into his ancestry, takes credit for the entirety of The Walking Dead, Marvel Zombies, and DCeased, and claims partial credit for Deadpool’s popularity. But his career, already crippled by TableGate, hasn't and most likely won’t recover from the controversies he’s been involved in.
The legend of the Zombie King will never die, but his reputation as a classically-trained master among the doodlers has died a resounding death.
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Mini Bonus: The Straightening of Cholly and Flytrap
I can’t leave without telling you about The Adventures of Cholly and Flytrap, a 1990 comic Suydam created, wrote, and drew. “The premise is bizarre and wonderful. An absurdist's take on the post-apocalypse genre.” It’s full of homages to masters of the medium (instead of swipes), half-naked women, and, unusual for comics, a romantic subplot between two male characters, including bedroom scenes. (They die by the end.)
In 2010, riding high on Marvel Zombies, Suydam decided to rerelease Cholly and Flytrap with cleaned-up art. This isn’t unusual but the changes Suydam decided to make were.
In the remastered version, a lot of the previously naked women were clothed and the dialogue had been completely rewritten, altering the story significantly. Worse, Wilmer, formerly a gay man, was turned into a woman through dialogue, erasing the gay romance without altering the art.
I haven’t found any explanation for this. What we know is that this was Suydam’s decision, not editorials’. Throughout his career Suydam has always insisted he preferred to work with small publishers because they gave him more creative freedom, yet this looked like self-censorship in an attempt to attain mass appeal.
Comic readers were universally confused by the choice, and the rerelease didn’t get the attention Suydam had hoped for.
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Thank you so much for reading! I've been having a lot of fun writing about conventions since my write-up of AcetateGate and I'm not quite done yet.
If you want several more hours of Suydam content, I highly recommend JerkComics' five-part documentary on the man.

on my 30th birthday, my ex brought home thirty scratchers, you know, lotto tickets. i never buy the things. i just don't, i mean, that's a waste of money. but, of the thirty he brought me, i won like $3. so, all in all, a better pay out than any of the work i've ever done for them.
but, yeah. so, 1992. in prepration for being thrown out of my life and getting to be run over by a car, and losing all my shit, you know, mark, kept coming over with a video camera, not filming sex. i wouldn't do that with him anymore, well indoors or at a place of his choosing.
like, yeah. so, that's like a perfectly normal and healthy kinda relationship to be in, ok, we can have sex, but not indoors and i get to pick some random outside place to ensure you're not filming it. and, yeah, i kept on, you know, being a whole ass dumb ass over that guy and literally the only reason he ever even came over to see me was to remove something else. like, you know.
there's was tons of photos, and i had a few, not a lot, he took them or i was with him and he kept those, and then took the very few he let me keep. like, gave me these little gifts sometimes, shit he made. arts and crafts. demanded that back, too. i used to write these real pathetic sappy poems, you know.
he took those. he never did it while i was home, but sometimes i'd come home and there'd be, like pieces cut out of my clothes. that's when he made all those voodoo dolls of me, not one, but several. then, later, after the porn, which was valentine's day of 92, but, the early hours cause i guess he was probably spending real valentine's day with someone else. you know. so, it was technically valentine's day, but the 13th after midnight.
that's what i get. almost, but not really. it's pretty clear that i wasn't very important to mark, it was mark who did these things. anyway, after the porn but before i got was ran over by the car. April 17th, 1992. he came over and wanted my clothes. like, wanted to take them and give them to another girl he found that wore my same size.
i tired to say no. that's ridiculous, you know. you can't have my clothes to give to some other girl. but, he wouldn't have it any other way. he even took that plain dress, you know. the one steven liked to wear when we had sex. sometimes. sometimes steven likes that. you know. transvestite. like, rocky horror, you know. not trans, but just as a sexual kink.
steven and i had other different problems, he was always calling me a gold digger and shit, but he didn't have no fucking money. dude, you work for me and i go over the P&Ls, i know what you got and love you in spite of your ass being broke. ok. but, these fucking guys never want to hear anything that breaks their own illusion of who they are. you know. but, he was always saying that.
but, he was seriously fucking broke. i mean, he spent money so fucking fast, i don't even know if he looked at it first. i mean, seriously. he's very self indulgent. for example, dating a twelve year old and turning them into your sex slave in anticipation of them coming of age so you can have piv with them legally.
he'd heard, overheard, someone related to me calling him a gold-digger and misunderstood the conversation. and, then just had that stuck in his head, even though the general opinion was the opposite. he was fucking crazy, like, we'd be fine, then that would get in his head and he's like a fucking girl with those leading questions you know.
that's that shit girls do. ask a question and no matter what the fuck you say they get mad. like, if we were on a deserted island and i died, would you eat my body, either way, there's no right answer. you know. that shit, but it would be disguised as some what if you won the lottery chat, you know. and, then, he'd be like, i knew it. i knew all along, you're just a gold digger
look, mother fucker, you ain't got no gold to dig. get the fuck over yourself.
and, he didn't want to hear that either. like, you know, he'd be like, that's not your business. and, i would be like, well, honey bun, i hate to break it to ya, but, yeah. i'm the one that does the books. the budget. i don't think they keep one of those anymore. but, there used to one.
and, you know. but, yeah. looking back, i know what he was doing was just deflection. you know. he knew he was going over budget on his projects, like, he had to know, and then like, you know. not even covering. costing me money is what he was doing
and, i wouldn't do nothing about it. or, say anything. i was just like, well, ok. maybe, it'll get better, but you know. he wasn't really trying to get better and didn't have the same outlook that i did concerning. so, now that i'm an adult, i know he started those fights with me to get out of talking about how much money he was costing, you know. but, at the time, i was, i was young and still you know, believed.
and, also, he was spending the money on me, so, there's that. like, you know. took me places and did stuff. but, he broke up with me all time, too. he'd always act like he was having some kind of crisis of conscience. like, you're too young and we shouldn't be together, and i was oh, this again.
musta met some other girl, and that was always the thing. like, met some other girl and wanted to break up with me and like, have me wait until i was old enough and he was going to make it look like we were really broken up by dating some other girl. so, thoughtful. right.
so, that was back and forth all the fucking time, and then there's still mark, you know. and, that guys just out recruiting more girls to make porn. like, promising them that they're going to be famous if they'll just make porn with him, and then this other thing he was doing.
he said it was a prank, but it's not funny. he got this camcorder, and this was very early 90's. it was the kind that recorded on vhs tapes. kinda big. you know. so, the beta max was smaller, but vhs won that, and so it was kinda big. you know. and, he'd be like, you know, i don't want to be sued for ...
idk, what the fuck, this guy broke, too. his shit make more money cause that's who steal my shit. i mean, yeah, so he was making more money, but he was also using all my shit as a foundation for his shit. it was at that point he said he needed to record all his interactions with others in case women, not me, but he was still going to record our interactions, too, but, he needed to record himself with others in case someone wanted to sue him for sexual harassment
i mean, so you're just going to make their case, dude, all the fuck you do is sexually harass.
and, he very much was. like, cannot keep his hands to himself, and mostly women didn't care. he comes off as so sweet and shy and awkward and fucking hot as hell, but, he knows. he knows what he's doing. and, then he got worse and worse.
once he got that camera. he wanted to, like get a video on american's funniest home videos, but that kinda shit can't be planned. and, he never accidentally caught anything they'd use. cause his solution was to just add alcohol. and, his antics weren't exactly family friendly. i mean, i don't care how funny it is, they ain't never going to put a bunch of bikers drinking moonshine on a prime time show.
that's not happening. and, you know. youtube didn't exist back then, so idk even what his plan was for all these tapes he made. just dumb shit. but, then he stopped doing dumb shit and started doing psychotic shit.
he was recruiting girls to make porn, but he'd tell them it was for something else. like, so they could be an actress or model or some shit. like, telling these dumb ass girls that. and, he's still doing the same thing. only now he'll make ya instafamous.
so, that's like his pitch to these girls and then when they're like, ok, and following his directions, he switches it up and he's like you're just using me. but, he's the one that suggested it. but, back in the 90's he had this camcorder and he was, idk, i really don't know what he used those tapes for or what his plan was.
but, he would like trick these women into believing something really outrageous and then, like, tape their freak out. like, aliens are real or ghosts or some shit like that, and get them all freaked out and video that.
idk, maybe that's a fetish that people watch. idk, but there would be a big buildup. like, he starts with just a casual mention of something, then doesn't bring it up again. and, then later, a little more, then he waits for them to ask about the thing. you know. so, he'll say, like did you see they were talking about aliens on the news.
and, either they have a conservation or not, and then he keeps progressing his nonsense, the setup. he keeps it going and going, then a bunch of bikers show up dressed up kinda like aliens, i guess, and scare the shit out of some girl. just shit like that.
but, then he ran out of stuff like that, and started on his new bullshit. and, there's plenty of girls that fall for it, there was no shortage of those. also, by that point his biker buddies were tired of dressing up in halloween costumes and having some poor freaked out girl call 911 on their asses. like, shit got real out of hand.
and, nobody wanted to do that anymore. but, mark didn't want to stop, so he started this new thing. you know, and like, started telling other girls that they were really me. and, then tried to do it to me, too. but, i was just like, why you telling the truth like that, in your lie voice. you know, that's how you know when he's telling the truth
it's only just the truth that makes him stutter. and, everything else is always a lie. if he's saying something and it's not a stutter, it's a lie. that means he's rehearsed it in his head, already has it plotted out and what your possible responses are and how he'll respond to those. right down to those sweet little bashful looks down.
but, don't believe him if he stutters, either. if he thinks it's a way to get one over on you, he'll let it out. just, like, you know. don't ever believe a word that man says. nothing. it's all only just lies. he only lies.
that mother fucker lied about his birthday so he could have two parties in one year. and, both of those dates holidays, st paddy's day and cinco de mayo. probably neither one of those days his birthday. like, that's how pathological this guy is.
anyway, so he starts filming all his interactions with girls. and, part of it, is the porn. like, he tries to make them comfortable with the camera, you know, forget it's there by having it around all the time so they're not upset by it later when he tricks them into making porn and "forgot the camera was on"
and, i knew he was doing all of that. but, i can't help he just shows up and acts like we're best friends. and, you know. it's easy to trap me in a conversation. like, my oldest kid was the worst, so, i'd say like, you now. some normal ass mom shit, like, hey, go do the dishes
and, then she was like, what do you know of string theory. i'm interested in that. and, my add ass would go, oh, theoritical physics. i love that. it can be anything so long as it follows the laws of physics. but, then we don't even wholly know what those are. so, like blacks holes when observed do seemingly follow the laws of physics, but there also seems to be some kind of dark matter that we can't see or even prove.
you know. so, you know it's their as it has mass, but you can't find any evidence of it. and and, and, and, then, so stonehenge and the pyramids were probably not built by aliens, but instead by previous humoid civilizations that fell to ruin. the earth is very old, but also nature has a way of growing over everything relatively quickly. so, like, in one generation of human, the lifespan of one human, without constant upkeep nature will destroy human structures.
but, some still stand. like, let's say this society fails and falls into chaos. like, the whole thing falls apart, like a series of nuclear bombs or a plague like in the stand. right, well, everyone probably wouldn't die. there would be some people left. and, how many generations would it take for those survicors to forget what the washington monument stood for.
i mean, it's a current type monument and idk why they built the thing. but, in dc there's a lot of those type things around, imagine that after the fall of society, nomads find those things not knowing what they are. there's no one else around. you know, so
like, maybe they just say, hey, we built this to scare off other roving bands. they settle there and claim credit for the monuments of dc. can you see how that would happen. only just one or maybe two generations of people, and we'd forget all the history once the strife really sets in
so, i don't really believe in sting theory. nah, chaos theory. everything happening all at once in the same precise location, but all tuned to different frequencies. and, these new frequencies pile on top of one another, but, they're not called frequencies, but instead dimensions.
interdimensional theory. with everything just piled on top of everything else. and, new dimensions spring out when there's some kind of divergence. so, when one dimensions happenings don't align with the other dimension's happenings, then a new dimension springs forth. and,
ok, this is crazy. but, just hear me out. aurora borealis. so, there's no real explanation for that. right. em field sure, but for some reason, sometimes it gets outta wack. very, occasionally we can see the aurora borealis in the south. like, i live in tennessee, so we don't get that here.
but, my granny used to have this old wives tale. she said that if you could see the aurora borealis then history was about to happen and that the aurora borealis were, she said angles, but let's say the watchers. watchers of the dimensions, instead.
and, when you can see the borealis in the south, that's when there's to be a divergence. and, this ain't no joke. i'm being for real. the last time i saw the aurora borealis in this area was sept 10, 2001. like, it was reported on the news, even down to atl. and dallas. like, their air traffic controllers were reporting it. and, it made the news. cause it's that unusual.
i remember it in particular. cause that's the day i broke up with too young for me guy. like, broke up with him over the phone, and told him he could come over and have sex if he wanted, but we weren't really dating. but, when he got there, i was showing it to him, like out on the porch, and he was like, yeah, we see those all the time
but, he was from Michigan, and they do see those in Michigan, but not in tennessee, well, he was unimpressed and i was affirmed that i made the right decision to break up with him.
i do often wonder if that guy still thinks of me, you know. since, i know in his mind i'm associated with a major historical event and breaking up with him, and then one of first times doing something
i wonder if he thinks of me on 911

NASDAQ:TSLA / 99
How much mg do you take per day? I was at 3 doses of 20mg per day and I found that if I take 10mg and a strong cup of coffee in the morning and 20 before lunch and 10 around 2 then I trade much more consistently. Don't take any after 5 and get 6 or 7 hours of sleep minimum. More importantly turn off any distractions such as notifications on cell other than text messages and calls and learn to trade 1 stock for a week. I now trade 4 and am so much more profitable. Baba NVDA FB and TSLA keep me busy but I also draw support and resistant lines and just watch price action. Keep a news feed up and always check futures and world events that affect those stocks. Jumping around to 10 stocks a day was killing me. Good luck
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 07:17:23 2022 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
First of all, when asked for answers, he didn't really answer anything. He just rambled about something unrelated and restated his claims. His strategy is all over the place as well. > For example apple is going up and the market is going up I buy calls and sell right away when i see a few hundred dollars if it is still going up I buy again and again selling and raising my stop loss above break even as it goes up. >I buy next week calls never same week and sell asap as soon as I see profit never hold. > Honestly I don’t much about greeks hence I buy one to two weeks out but sell the same day This implies he's missing out on parts of the price movements, selling as soon as he sees profit, and has no idea how options are valued. Yet, still managed to gain 3,650%. Let's take a look at the fact tech stocks essentially went sideways for the past two months. I'll even be generous and give him an extra month and physic powers. Between the past 3 months, there were only 30 green days for AAPL, and I know he's not buying TSLA calls with $200 as starting capital. Anyways, SPY also only had 28 green days. His claims makes no sense for the following reasons: * The delta on ITM, or near ATM options two weeks out for AAPL range from .60 (ITM) to .49 (near ATM). For simplicity's sake, let's just say his first ITM play was $2.00 ($200 to buy, and it almost certainly wasn't) and use just delta to determine the price of the option. With a delta of .60, he would need a move of $2 to even see $120 in profit with an option 2 weeks out. Even if he timed the top of the first green candle of the year, it's only $5. It makes more sense to match "a few hundred bucks" in profit, or 150% on the trade. This leaves 27 other green trading days left to reach $75k. * PDT makes it very hard to make these plays only risking 10% of the account. He'd essentially have used all of his $2k on the first AAPL play in order to make any real progress towards $25k, BUT he says he only keeps one or two trades so he can manage it. What does that mean? No idea, but if he used all of his capital here for 10 contracts, his new account balance would be $5k. Since he claims it took a month for him to break $25k, that leaves him with 7 trading days where this is actually possible. He cannot re-enter trades without invoking a penalty as well. So, he only needs to make a very reasonable 57% each remaining green day. * His "risk management" is selling after losing 5-10% of a trade, but he's willing to re-enter if the price goes up. Since he's restricted by PDT for the first month, he'd get a pretty nice haircut he has to wait a day to recover from if he has a loss. He'd pretty much have to play this perfectly to hit $25k. Which is very unlikely. * TSLA is down 15% YTD, AAPL is down 4% YTD, NVDA down 8% YTD. Tech stocks are suffering, yet he has managed to gain 3,650%. Every star in the universe would have to align for this guy to make these kinds of gains, and we certainly didn't see the volatility needed in order for that to be possible. If he actually made the gains he claims, he needs to go buy a lottery ticket and hit up every casino in Las Vegas. Maybe throw the rest of us a bone and tell us what option to buy next.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 15:55:48 2022 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
I wonder how this will effect the TSLA $500 2024 calls I have that I paid 370 for
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 17:11:45 2022 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
I want to sell options on TSLA, I am currently not willing to hold 100k worth of Tesla, therefore I currently hold no Tesla. As soon as the stock splits it’ll cost me under $20k to hold 100 shares which I will do. This split will be the reason I buy shares. I am not alone in this, which is why the price is heading up.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:38:10 2022 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Not really, there's usually a dump next day of the split. It's traders who make it go up. With that said, I owned 50K of TSLA @ 800 avg cost, PRE-SPLIT (That's 360 shares @ 160 right now).. I prefer not to remember that. I regret selling that.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:39:05 2022 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
This, TSLA had its Shanghai factory shut down yesterday due to covid outbreak, could be a day, could be a month, we don't know. They announce the stock split same day, boom, stock up 7%
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:23:56 2022 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
I think AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, and TSLA also get mentioned a lot here. Would you say they carry risk in the same manner?
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 20:01:43 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Holding TSLA is holding cash… that grows.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 04:16:20 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Suck my balls TSLA bears. I know you’re here.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:48:20 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Check out GME and TSLA charts.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:21:22 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
TSLA drops to $800. Buy. TSLA spikes to $1000. Sell. It's free real estate.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:50:55 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
It might actually. There seems to be a feedback loop of TSLA shareholders who buy Tesla cars with TSLA stock gains.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 20:03:30 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
A Tesla bull thinks it's clownish that TSLA returns to it's price 3-4 months ago after opening a new factory in Germany? Weird.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 20:33:06 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
TeLsA iS rEvOluTiOnArY Even as a long-term holder, I don’t get it either. And I feel like I can’t find any other TSLA holders who can have a conversation about the why without being super defensive. Anyway… go TSLA, I guess. Edit: haha what the hell did I say. Grab a pacifier and some Kleenex, ya jabronis.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 14:14:53 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Your sources are wrong, all the “experts” have been wrong on TSLA for the past 5 years - this is a generational company that’s undergoing explosive growth and causing massive disruption in multiple areas (auto, energy and AÍ). Buy and hold for at least 3-5 years
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:29:14 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I’ve owned TSLA for a while and this shit is bonkers. Why do you assume they’re on the sidelines? It’s good to be critical of things like these. Wouldn’t you agree?
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 14:16:50 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Am holder. I’m convinced the math of the stock is: TSLA = (fundamentals)^hype Where for every fundamental thing that Tesla does right, it gets exponentially amplified (not just multiplied) by hype. So every little thing Tesla is doing right, it shoots up exponentially faster, and every little misstep will tank the stock.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:35:58 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I once heard someone say "the stock market is just a graph of rich people's feelings." Its not always true but TSLA is a good example of that phrase. FWIW I am a Tesla employee and stock holder since 2017.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:35:09 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I think this is a good time to remember that the company is not the stock and vice versa. Yes, there is an extremely strong following for the stock, to the point that some people don't understand it...as an investor, I see that as a good thing. That's a moat in and of itself. In many ways, its even more important than whether the company itself is strong or not. Just think about it. There is a significant sector of investors who will hold TSLA stock come hell or high water. What better moat could you ask for in a volatile market? Just looking at the past two weeks, TSLA's recovery has been better than most other stocks. There are tons of investors with ready cash to buy at the sign of any uptick in TSLA.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 00:18:02 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Sell a split option, which when exercised allows you to buy a Tesla, but only for the price of a pre-pandemic TSLA share. But if you had $10,000 to invest today and wanted to hold some options for the long term, what would you really put it into? ME. Personally. mySelf. I would put it into an option. I give financial advice. But I AM NOT a very good financial advisor or even a financial advisor.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 13:59:21 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Eh, downvotes don’t bother me. TSLA fan boys get butthurt very easily.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:40:16 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
That’s just looking at the stats in a vacuum. Step back and Tesla is worth more than the entire auto industry and will face headwinds in the form of competition. Right now, they have a clear first mover advantage. But in the future (2-5 years?), we’ll see tons of other EVs from OEMs with better support and build quality pumped out. There isn’t much competition now, and what competition there is is still first gen. Plus, Tesla is losing its amazing Supercharger network advantage by (allegedly, according to Elon) opening it up to non-Teslas. How much of its current price/valuation is just hype and people buying TSLA because they’ve seen massive gains in the past and expect to get massive gains themselves? And on that same note, does that even mattedoes it end up being a self fulfilling prophecy? Disclaimer: am a TSLA shareholder and car owner.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 14:59:47 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Yup. If you're long you don't sweat the short-term and you don't sweat all the "blah blah blah P:E ratios blah blah blah." Nobody could have predicted exactly how Apple would revolutionize things if you bought when the iPhone came out just like nobody could have predicted exactly how Amazon would be dominant when it expanded beyond just book sales. The common factor is these are west coast tech companies and they tend to grow big and in ways you don't expect. That's what makes TSLA a good long-term hold because they have all the making of being dominant in .
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:49:17 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I might buy more in that account for that reason the next time it gets cheap again. I'd be about 20 post split shares away from being able to sell covered calls. Given how volitile (yet predictable over the long term) TSLA is I could see it being profitable.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 00:59:23 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
>But in the future (2-5 years?), we’ll see tons of other EVs from OEMs with better support and build quality pumped out. There isn’t much competition now, and what competition there is is still first gen. * GM will just be getting started in 2 years. * Ford has a 3 year backlog with 200k F-150 Lightning preorders * Toyota is resisting BEVs and trying to make hydrogen a thing. They are introducing their first EV in mid 2022. By the end of 2023, Tesla will be producing over 3M EVs annually. They should be on the verge of opening another Gigafactory at that point, and most likely plans for a lower price point vehicle will be emerging at that point. (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2021/12/13/fact-sheet-the-biden-harris-electric-vehicle-charging-action-plan/) and Tesla is more likely to be eligible for those funds if they're building a charging network for all brands. 3) The Tesla supercharger experience will actually be an excellent brand ambassador. This will give Tesla an opportunity to get their app on non-customer's phones, develop a list of existing EV owners, and get more data on which brands' cars are where. It will also offer a chance to show that the Tesla experience is superior to whatever the other user is accustomed to, and to expose EV drivers to Tesla models and owners at chargers. >How much of its current price/valuation is just hype and people buying TSLA because they’ve seen massive gains in the past and expect to get massive gains themselves? And on that same note, does that even mattedoes it end up being a self fulfilling prophecy? Some of it is, no doubt. But I'd be very satisfied with $1400 - $1500 end of 2023 with $17 EPS or around $20B in earnings.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 22:58:40 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
People continue to say the same bullshit about TSLA and crypto and NFTs and fail to look into future potential and only focus on the short term. This goes for NFTs especially. There’s a lot of future potential for the technology being applied to many markets, but people only focus on the shitty artwork, celebrities promoting their NFTs, and hear about the scams and say NFTs are worthless. It’s so laughable honestly. People whine about not getting in on Apple and Amazon early and then say the same shit still lmao
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 21:37:42 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I don’t think TSLA folks are giving them enough credit. They’ve been slow to respond to Tesla, undoubtedly. And their first offerings are kinda so-so. But once you’ve had a full development cycle or two, Tesla is going to have to make changes to their price points, feature sets, and build quality/QA/customer support. Right now demand is through the roof and they’re selling everything they make months in advance. But will that still happen when people have more choices?
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:17:41 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Also, while I think FSD is a ways away yet, I anticipate their insurance earnings to grow pretty aggressively year on year, and income from their repaiupgrades segment to ramp up as well. TSLA's cars are just built so differently compared to the competition that I think insurers (many of whom have their own workshops) simply won't be able to repair them (or anywhere near as efficiently) as TSLA themselves.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 01:26:15 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I'm a long-term holder of GOOGL, like you, so it's probably irrelevant when we buy this year when there's a decade plus time horizon, but I'm still going to see if I can squeeze a little more juice out of it in hopes of a run-up in share price prior to the stock split as TSLA and AAPL experienced with their splits. Give me that dopamine rush! However, I'm accumulating as much AMZN as I can first, for the same reason. AMZN is splitting first (June 6?), so I'm targeting it first. When I feel I'm getting to be too balls deep in AMZN, I'll start accumulating GOOGL (stock split on July 15). If AMZN and GOOGL don't mimic what TSLA and AAPL did with their splits, oh well. These are stocks I want to own anyway.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 04:35:22 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
What are the 4? TSLA is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 02:04:55 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
The average is heavily weighted by TSLA though. MSFT and AAPL have roughly 30 p/e trailing. AMZN is still pretty pricey at around 50, but not that close to 79.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 02:11:25 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
If you tax assets that aren’t liquid…where the hell are they going to get money to pay the tax? You have to sell said assets. If Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos are having to sell TSLA & AMZN to pay for tax…can you imagine what that will do to the market when all rich CEO’s are having to sell?
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 23:41:28 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
If you own the stock for less than a year you just pay the same tac bracket that you're in. If you hold it for more than a year you pay like 10% or some shit up to a certain amount. Then it goes to 15%. But it's only on stocks you sell. Because you realized the gains . What it sounds like is they want to tax say musk. He has a million shares of TSLA when it was a dollar and it's now 1000. So he had a billion dollars but he doesn't sell...normally that wouldn't be taxed and if he did it's be like 15%. If they say you have to pay 20% anyway even though he didn't sell it he'd have to sell some to pay for it because he's not going to have 200 million just sitting around. His wealth is all in stock. But if he doesn't sell he doesn't have to pay tax.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 00:32:24 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Amazon, google, and tesla all are doing stock split, but it seems like it is a little different than before. It all look like defensive moves. Not like NVDA, or AAPL, or previous TSLA splits. I could be totally wrong, but I personally think that way. 2yrs and 10yrs are very close as well. they may be inverted soon.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 13:18:17 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
portfolio was pretty 50/50 at open, but it pretty quickly turned into a sea of red with TSLA shares and AMC options being islands of green.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:56:32 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
So… no TSLA shares?
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 15:11:33 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I agree.. But in all honesty TSLA have so much hype, that this swinging right back up from $600 a few weeks ago was something most of us saw coming. I'll see how the next few days play out if I should sell or not. I have a few shares around $700-800 range.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:02:42 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
TSLA
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 13:26:53 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
> TSLA to be fair, TSLA isn't confirmed. they intend to ask their board.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 13:57:29 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
> You would still own the same share. as i said: >a stock split dilutes the value of a share, but doesn't dilute how much any given person owns. so yes, you own the same amount of the company, but each individual share is worth less than pre-split. >I dont get why this FUD is being spread with TSLA. the FUD is coming from people who think "dilute" is inherently a bad word and would rather oversimplify than use scary sounding (but accurate) terminology. a split dilutes the value of the shares, end of story. that's not a bad thing, but being afraid of the term dilute doesn't make it any less accurate.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 20:00:14 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
It is a tax benefit thing. There may be a unique, rarely used type of stock split but if there is, I'm unaware of it. All the stock splits you hear about from public companies (AMZN, GOOG/GOOGL, all the TSLA ones, on and on) are these dividend stock splits.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:06:35 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Started around 29 ish still in my 30s. I stuck to mostly tech stocks as that is what I knew and understood got burned by Solar stocks when they sector was red hot l, made some Money but when I went long the sector tanked and like a noob I held for a few months but after seeing constant loss of what little I had left I sold and took what I would call serious losses back than. Learned to look at ERs and do some basic research , looked a market trends and see what company was making the right moves. Things they aren’t always highlighted on a balance sheet. my picks were tech and better yet what I knew and had used - MSFT NVDA AMD AAPL CRM SQ even after recent massive downturn have kept me very much in the green. I have TSLA a good amount of it I don’t include it usually as I think the growth there just throws my portfolio out of whack.. like 1500% or something . Tesla taught me to be a patient investor and have faith in the company and leadership regardless of short term fluctuations or all the chaos that it has created since IPO. In the past 2 years I have started to invest in Div growth stocks and some other Div stable Stocks like O, Abbvie KO Pfizer WM V. I have realized I am over exposed to tech and even though besides SQ everything has held up decently it’s still painful to see a 15-20% drop on gains. Started with $3500 and invested over time not regularly just when I could afford to. Got married, had kids, bought our dream home.. my investments have given me A sense of financial calm and stability that helped a lot in other aspects of life like relationships, higher education and career growth. Getting close to the goal of hitting 1 million in assets between me and wifey before we hit 40. Not counting the equity in my house that already puts me over the mark, but I don’t like to include it .
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 23:08:44 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Well, I guess if you're saying that more retail investor would be able to put in money and support the stock price, then yes. Or it allows more people to bet on options on those stocks. However, I am not sure how much that actually affects the stock price. It's a sign of excess when stock go up 4-5% when splits are announced i.e. TSLA, Google, AMZN, when nothing actually has changed. I personally wouldn't buy into anything right now. I'm mostly in cash. So I would be lying to advise you to go into a dividend fund or total market fund. But if you have to deploy cash, then I would go with VTI. The main reason why I am in cash is because I feel that rate hikes will pull down asset prices. I'm willing to take a hit on inflation since it's going to happen whether I invest or not, but I would like to avoid taking a hit on falling asset prices too. Then again, the market will probably continue to go up as long as I'm in cash and fall the moment I buy in. So you guys should hope that I'm in cash always.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:33:37 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
AMD, TSLA, NVDA
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 01:50:45 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Home Depot and Nike Perhaps TSLA if it visits $800Land
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 05:28:33 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
VOO (or SPY) is already diversified. The ultimate motive for anyone is too maximize the return (that may have some risk/reward in future). Here are my choices, review and choose yours. QQQ is tech side, I like VGT over QQQ as VGT gives high weightage on AAPL & MSFT I also like XLY, which has TSLA & AMZN heavy weight Next, semiconductor side, just SMH will do Energy, XLE and URA, I like URA better Oil - OIH,XOP and FCG are the picks BTW: I did spread with these ETFs, holding for long term
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 17:29:25 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I have 30% in QQQ, 20% in NVDA, and the rest is in AMZN, GOOG, TSLA, and yes GME. I’ve been winning since day one, riding the waves since I put about 30k in the middle of the pandemic lows.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 18:32:20 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Yeah ok!.... AAPL is done growing 😆 TSLA is way overvalued! Even Cramer said it tonight! When we get a sell off TSLA will go to $700 and AAPL will go to $150 maybe!
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 07:29:26 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Hey man I’m around the same with my wife. We own a home but have a lot of equity in it now. We have about 25k in TD Ameritrade and 25k in bitcoin right now. Our stocks our QQQ, TSLA, GOOG, AMZN, NVDA and yes GME lol. We haven’t lost anything on those. Yes I’m super tech heavy i sold all our chevron at the peak of $170 for NVDA. Hard to lose in tech. Big stock splits coming for Amazon and google this summer
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 21:58:48 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Because most companies that split are nothingburgers. Take a look at what AAPL, TSLA, NVDA did each time they split. GOOG and AMZN are in that category
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 22:43:16 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
This is why I keep warning people in here to stop with the "TSLA P/E is too high, way too overvalued" nonsense... Although P/E is important, it's also important to not view stocks in one dimension. If you follow some of these misguided comments, you'll miss out on the next 10yrs of growth. People have been saying TSLA was overvalued since it was listed, the bears have lost nearly every year since.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 13:25:29 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I'd invest about 50%-75% in a broad index ETF and the rest in maybe 3 to 5 of your highest conviction stocks From your list, I'd go with COST, NVDA, TSLA, MSFT, and GOOGL
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Sun Mar 27 22:40:46 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
TSLA
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 17:19:57 2022 SUBREDDIT : stocks
TSLA singlehandedly bringing the markets back to ATH
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 10:32:47 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
IG I should be happy with the Oil gains I have and move on... Should have followed my heart and went to TSLA or GME or PLTR or CHWY
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 10:58:07 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA slowly fading pm cuz I held a bunch of calls overnight. Very cool. Very legal.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 11:10:10 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
The apes have GME and perma bulls have TSLA, bears in absolute shambles wondering why market isn't real and following their regarded crayons
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 11:50:26 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA $50P 3/29
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 11:27:00 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Since when is TSLA lumped in with those? It's a meme stock for completely different reasons, and most people besides "professionals" saying holding it is smart, considering its track record.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 11:11:19 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA is OG meme stock.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 11:19:18 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Odd, I don't see TSLA on this list
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 09:22:50 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
That’s how I did TSLA and SPY
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 01:42:40 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Yea. And if you were a TSLA holder at the time they were called a cult and still are…you can retire off your investment. Call it what you want to call it I’m a fuckin GMEriholic!!
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 22:32:10 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Them r-words are really showing their true Crayola colors, ain't they? Lol. I'd say mail it to a kid from Bulgaria... he knows how to remove the sell button from TSLA and/or GME. ;)
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 03:10:43 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
you fucked up. it's not TSLA, it's a cheap knock-off named T(E)SLA.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:15:03 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I would also like to thank the Meme stocks! I have officially put in my two weeks notice at Wendy’s! Don’t worry I got this Shit we call the Market figured out! I’ll be buying calls and puts at random with plays in TSLA, GME, AMC, and the SPY! Having mastered TA while multitasking hand jobs behind our dumpster; I am definitely at a level of some of WSB’s best! My loss Porn should see new highs! Thank you all! LFG! 🦍🦍
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 23:19:38 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Thanks! Having TSLA go up over a hundo a week certainly helps. Just kept rolling up and out after each pop.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 02:48:47 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
They’re pictured - lots of TSLA calls. Currently holding 6 TSLA 4/14 $1105c’s. Pretty much just got lucky with way OTM calls to get the ball rolling.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 01:52:32 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I missed the GME and TSLA train for the 3rd time now. Life is good
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 09:45:14 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA to $1200 EOD
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:10:55 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Correction to my comment a few minutes ago- TSLA to $1200 by market open*
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:17:19 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
#Ban Bet Won --- IAMA_BAMF (1/1) made a bet that TSLA would go to 1100.0 when it was 995.0 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:18:16 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA lol
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:39:23 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA DOESNT GIVE A FUCK !(emotet5_2th524271)
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 09:14:27 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA lmao
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 09:15:19 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA is pumping!
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:13:49 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA 1150’s about to go up 400% at open
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:53:38 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 20:12:02 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA 1150’s gonna 🚀 tomorrow
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:04:26 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Holy shit TSLA 🚀
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 08:16:59 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA stock split....gonna ride it another $1000..
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 01:20:04 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
That's the same shit they said about TSLA here in 2019. Look how that shook out. And that stock was way less shorted than GME.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:45:54 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Sales up on quarterlies. Don't give a fuck about EPS they're in rebuilding and they're not spending money on non-essentials. That's smart. No stock buybacks, just INSIDERS using their hard-earned cash to buy even more stock. They like the stock better than money. But guess what? TSLA's valuation had nothing to do with its actual value either. Until Elon stepped up and made partnerships and integrations happen that gave it value. The reason the price was spiking was because shorts had to close. TSLA is a short squeeze. This is well-known. GME is in the same boat right now with Loopring and the patent drop today for the GameStop Wallet, as well as with their NFT marketplace. They are early as fuck. Their value is deep.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 19:58:35 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I FUCKING TOLD U THEY WOULD ANNOUNCE ANOTHER SPLIT U MUPPETS ok I was off by a few months but I predict that TSLA will reach $1420.69 by 6/9
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 13:28:23 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
For any other stock it would be the most obvious bull trap of all time. But this is TSLA.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 16:01:03 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
People can actually sell TSLA.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 17:41:13 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
October is when TSLA typically holds its annual shareholder meeting.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 17:24:09 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I had $5.5k worth of TSLA 870c expire worthless like 2 weeks ago all because Elon decided to hold off on his rogue 6 am tweet
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 06:54:44 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA for days son
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Mon Mar 28 22:48:40 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
TSLA - never sell GME - never sell AMC - was never in AMZN - Will never touch GOOG - Will never touch AAPL - Never touch MSFT - Never touch
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 00:49:42 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I don’t see how TSLA can be lumped into this conversation
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 01:06:21 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
You are lumping TSLA in with the ape garbage? You belong here.
KEYWORD : TSLA DATE : Tue Mar 29 00:18:57 2022 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets

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NYSE:GME / 177
If you’re into gaps, let me introduce you to GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 11:45:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
I don't get upset about missing a trade anymore. Getting popped for PDT is something to get mad about. I try to only daytrade twice a week in order to leave that last trade free for a truly great opportunity. Because of PDT much of my strategy (if you can call it that) revolves around swing trades and options now, and is quickly becoming options-only swings mostly with 1dte calls on stuff like SPY. This has obvious risks associated with it, but this also means that I am far more deliberate with whatever trades I make as I absolutely will not accept making that fourth trade to put me over the limit, no matter how much I lose. That is a major and unbreakable trading rule for me. It kept me from trading up to a legit account when GME blew up, and then FOMO on the way back down as I wasn't sure if I could get back in soon enough were it to shoot back up. That TSLA daytrade to pick up a dime (not even joking, literally ten red cents) cost me that. THAT was something to get mad about, and it was totally my fault for clicking buttons faster than I was thinking. RH stealing my limit orders was something legit to get mad about too, which had they been honored would have also gotten me a legit account, a whole lot left over to live on, and GME shares I didn't sell at the time. (Never had a lot, so no point holding on to them to wheel)
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:00:39 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
The best thing about worthless options is that they go away. I took the opposite approach on SPY and still lost. I was pretty convinced that unless JPow said something way off the mark that everything would hum along but everyone played the run-up Tuesday too safe. If Tuesday would have had just a little more gain I would have been ITM by eod Weds and made filthy amounts of money. I'm disappointed and somewhat frustrated, but not mad or spiteful. After you piss away everything and walk off with maybe 1% of your entire account your perspective changes immensely. (Not on a WSB-esque yolo, just a series of unfortunate events and tape-fighting stupidity this year) I never did have a real daytrading account, so I haven't been able to play that way. I'm fairly good at it, but one mistake of taking a dime cost me a life-changing amount of money trading GME run-up. All things considered, I'd probably be in the exact same boat not taking profit adequately and would have lost it all even faster. Lately I've just been focusing on trading less and less and just watching more and more for better and more confident opportunities instead of jumping in and hoping the tape happens to favor me. I'm becoming more aggressive when I see these opportunities, but it's more about being more greedy and desperate than confidence in my abilities. I realize and see this as I'm trading, so I'm working on trading less to maximize my odds of winning and minimize losses pissing into the wind, all while keeping perspective. You really can't call what I do a strategy, I've just been throwing things at the wall until something sticks to get around PDT limitations. So far, nothing has worked reliably or profitably enough for me other than day trading strategies. (Haven't yet branched out into quant, but I'm working on it.) Just not having that critical mass of capital means I can't sock it away in puts or an ETF and trade with a little. No, everything's on the line now, it's day trade or bust for me. And I'm almost out of gas other than one long hold which might pan out for a real account. Think of yourself in such a plight, how would you feel losing practically everything and having to start over from scratch? I'm not mad, that emotion has been burned away from the face-melting losses. I'm just hurt because I wish I could have done things differently. Hell, I lost 75% on one trade recently just because I had to hold for a couple weeks until I got some spinoff shares that brokers should have been prepared for well in advance. I'm not mad at the loss, I wasn't actually supposed to lose anything at all on the deal, they were practically free shares if you knew how to navigate the trade and got in at the right time! But because all of the retail brokers weren't on the ball everyone got screwed royally. It's good stuff and should more than make up for all the losses this year, but it's gut-wrenching being in this position and not being able to do much about it. Another two months before anything happens with these peanuts, and meanwhile I got nothing but couch money to play with. That's frustration! Unwind and take stock of yourself. Get your head screwed back on right and see the big picture. No one forces us to overtrade, it's our lizard brain telling us to react to stimuli. Don't react, respond. Get out of that reactionary mindset. The best advice is to practice mindfulness. Be aware of your emotional faults, and be aware that you are aware in a continual manner as a life skill. Eventually it becomes second nature and allows you time and mental space to quickly process things in a more objective manner. Even in times when you aren't aware of yourself, the psychological improvements practicing this skill cannot be understated. Try it for yourself tomorrow, find a perfect setup, and then don't make the deal. You shouldn't feel anything except a sense of satisfaction that you deliberately chose to not trade. Even if you would have been right. No reactions or heated emotions, just acknowledgement of your indicators and setup, and your conscious decision to do nothing about them. Be kind to yourself and take care. It's not a race, it's a marathon. You don't have to come in first, you just gotta win enough to keep running. Best of luck!
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 07:17:11 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
It's not worth getting flamed over to explain the issues with GME and MOASS.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 17:53:34 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
I trade heavily on sentiment and I use price action & volume to determine if the stocks direction and volume correlates to the sentiment that I'm seeing and if not, I open a position and scale in and out as volume and sentiment fluctuate. You'd be surprised, many people say things are priced in but I can assure you that sentiment is not, this strategy is how I predicted GME squeeze, commodities & energy shortage, biotech before covid etc. I also trade e mini NASDAQ futures when markets are sideways since sentiment tends to lack a little during those times as people are unsure of where the markets are going.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 00:08:16 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
They're not the same thing. There is a correlation in movements sometimes, but they are entirely different companies and under different circumstances. AMC is a regular squeeze play, if you believe in those. GME was shorted into oblivion because hedge funds didn't expect the chewwy team to take over and flip the company. All things removed, AMC would still be facing bankruptcy for being below average in their sector while GME is positioning to wall Amazon off from the electronics sector and launch an NFT marketplace with zero gas fees. I know this is a daytrading sub and not an investing one, but I wanted to clarify that they are definitely not the same.
NYSE:GME DATE : Wed Nov 3 22:20:17 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
If you are new to trading. I would quit trying to find home runs and getting into stocks like GME that are being manipulated, as a new trader you are going to get eaten alive. Pick a few blue chip stocks that always make some type of reasonable daily move. ATR of maybe $3-$5. And only watch those, learn how they behave. Learn your support resistance, distance and position to moving averages and a few candlestick patterns. Make the same trades on the same stocks with the same set of rules. For example I make trades on AAPL and MSFT every single day. They are always moving up or down $2-$3-$4 dollars and giving me lots of opportunities. The benefit being, neither of these stocks are likely to crash to half their value in one two minute candle. Learn 2 or 3 price action patterns and play those whenever you see them in the stocks you watch and take stops when they don’t work. You will have more confidence in making trades when you are making a rules based trade on a pattern and stock you know. And a happy consistently profitable trader if you learn something consistent.
NYSE:GME DATE : Wed Nov 3 20:26:18 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
GME to the mf moon 🌝
NYSE:GME DATE : Wed Nov 3 13:10:58 2021 SUBREDDIT : Daytrading
Never take L's in the red and try not to sweat it. I impulsively did on GME and regretted it every day since but then again, a very valuable lesson that I am happy I learned. When in doubt just HODL.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 21:23:35 2021 SUBREDDIT : pennystocks
Nakd, GME and AMC
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 12:39:34 2021 SUBREDDIT : pennystocks
Ah yes, GME and AMC; the $220 and $45 penny stocks.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 12:45:09 2021 SUBREDDIT : pennystocks
Sorry Peloton. I spent all my money on GME, AMC, Loopring, and Avocado toast.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 07:15:02 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Sell everything but GME and u will be a genius
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 12:10:43 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
imo it could go one way or other. Either this becomes next GME or Next HOOD🤷‍♀️
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:16:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
GME doesn't have earnings until Dec 14 https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/gme/earnings
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 12:12:41 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Some GME and AMC, because of their unique place in history
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 11:53:15 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
She buy GME yet??
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 21:01:52 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
People hate RH, because they restricted trading when it was profitable for retail investors like you and I. I didn’t personally invest in GME or AMC, but I moved the amount I had (10k) over to Fidelity, where I already have my 401k and Roth, on that principle alone. Can’t trust a brokerage that restricts trading when it’s convenient for them….the fact that people miss this HUGE red flag is alarming.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 19:49:53 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
I’ve read that PR piece. Personally I don’t agree with RH’s spin on that…if you’re investing in the stock market with real money and you bet on a meme stock, I’m sorry, that’s just a consequence of gambling with the hype… Besides. RH went the extra mile to ban all meme stocks. Blackberry, bed bath and beyond, Nokia, etc…people had invested into these companies, including AMC and GME before the hype. How is it fair that RH and a few other brokerages blocked trading on these stocks, under the guise that they’re “protecting” the novice investor? Some people couldn’t capitalize on their profits due to this. And the ones of who benefit, were the hedge funds who were shorting the stock.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 20:13:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
GME, I know it’s a ticker that incites feelings all over the board but cmon. Did you intentionally leave it out? You’re the one that started a gaming post
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 09:25:01 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
GME is a great example 🙂
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 04:58:57 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
It must kill you that GME keeps climbing.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 13:40:33 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
My first year investing: Q1: +10% (busy, volatile, unorganized, lucky portfolio) Q2: flat (lost all gains, starting to consolidate, GME fiasco, and bought better safer plays) Q3: -8% (portfolio looking better position wise, averaging down on some strong conviction losers) Q4: +3% (mostly great plays in the green, a few losers that I may sell for taxes or just ride out) Total Realized gains: -6% (GME fiasco and learning about stop losses) What a wild ride, but it’s been an amazing and life changing learning experience. I want to thank this community for the knowledge, support, and humor. It makes the journey more entertaining and connected.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 16:26:27 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I'm doing pretty good with NVDA. Wish I wouldn't had sold some shares for GME like an idiot though. (https://imgur.com/a/DbXLg1L)
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 21:10:13 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Those charts show the math being the option but don't take into account the demand, fomo, retardness whatever..that is why you see for ex GME options expiring next week 70% OTM at very high premiums
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 22:23:11 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I’m broke right now. Just letting things ride until Jan when I put my next round of IRA contributions in. Tsla nvda GME and rocket lab are keeping me entertained on the mean time (while I ignore all my weed stocks I didn’t sell when they peaked and all the clean energy stocks that are ALMOST not red anymore)
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 04:41:08 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Well that’s a good question that I don’t know the answer to, but there clearly is Just like GME hitting 400+, any of the meme stocks recently but even before that look at the .com bubble (pets.com, webvan worldcom etc)
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 17:49:17 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
GME had a rational fundamental reason for reaching 400, mainly forcing citadel to cover, which they seemingly hadnt yet and were on the brink of, but then Robinhood seemed to have saved them. Shiba Ibu hitting any billions is irrational, GME wasnt though.
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 22:11:37 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I meant there was a rational reason why GME was at 400, not just hype. I thought I explained it above. The huge short positions sti open which had been failed to deliver for days (and on huge interest fees) shouldve skyrocketed the stock to thousands. Robinhood sewed panic and stopped the movement and gave the shorts/citadel/citron opportunity to make back money by shorting GME before buying ban and also shorting every ETF that GME was a part of. Then afterwards they started shorting GME heavy ETFs instead so GME's short interest would on paper be small enough for the retail unity to disappear under the notion that the short squeeze has already happened.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 18:04:57 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I understand what you’re saying and what happened with the GME stock - but there was no fundamental analysis that would have dictated that the company was worth a 400 dollar share price (and commensurate market cap). I think the confusion arose from the use of the word ‘fundamentals’ which I was using to infer to the companies revenue, and other variables that relate to it’s intrinsic value. You’re speaking to an event which relates to the trading of the stock rather than its actual inherent value.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 21:07:18 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Ok it’s very clear you don’t know what you’re taking about and you’re just regurgitating the talking points from the GME craze. I’ll outline why you should rethink it, but I don’t believe for a second that you’re going to consider any of it. Short selling is a notoriously hard way to make money in the market, the odds are usually stacked very high against you. As such you usually have to have a very high conviction that a position is over valued in order to take a short position. The most likely reason for this conviction is ferreting out fraud and/or malfeasance, and shorts pretty much are the only ones incentivized to do this. The idea that they’re sharks manipulating the market is laughable considering the risk they take. The vast majority of manipulation occurs on the long side and the most successful of investors rarely engage in it. The idea that they kill business is ridiculous, any company operating well never has to worry about this. Toys r us is the perfect innocent example, nothing criminal at the company but just a terrible outdated business model. Shorting expediting the process of bankruptcy is a moot point, they were going out of business, if anything it drew more attention to the dying company and kept people from throwing their money away on a bad investment (“buying the dip”). Finally you’re under the delusion that short sellers hold until zero, the vast majority of short selling is not about driving a company stock to zero but most likely that it’s overvalued and due for pullback. That’s where shorting usually occurs and it actually helps provide support to a stock because when that “appropriate value” is reached and when shorts cover. Shorts actually help prevent crashes from occurring by doing this. Finally countries that banned short selling did it strictly because of volatility reasons during market downturns and most instituted bans because of 2007. At these times we’re when they wanted to prevent panics in the market still reeling from a massive issue that short sellers, to their credit, warned about. It was about creating the illusion of stability, not stopping market manipulation. Many of the same countries you think have been it have actually opened up restrictions on short selling. You find me one credible example of a short seller taking on tremendous risk to manipulate the markets, and I’ll find you a dozen Chamaths that pump and dump trash on retail investors.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:33:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Why don’t hedge funds short this into oblivion instead of GME?
NYSE:GME DATE : Thu Nov 4 03:01:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
GME, AMC, and Doge/Shiba can only happen if a critical mass of people believe it will happen. You cannot predict it unless you can predict the future. Chasing those, IMO, are pointless. Just find good companies at fair valuations and invest.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:45:40 2021 SUBREDDIT : Stock_Picks
#Ban Bet Lost AintNoLayUps (0/1) made a bet that GME would go to 250.0 when it was 213.91 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 11:56:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
That’s the spirit. You’ll retire right behind the Wendy’s. Edit:Come to think of it, just buy some Wendy’s stock. Can’t kick out a co-owner for hanging out. Edit 2: it looks like he’s going in on GME, SPY, DIS and… WENDY’S if this keeps up.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:31:02 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:34:12 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Feb 18 GME calls
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:11:30 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME, GME, GME, GME, and… GME
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:53:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Dump it all on GME shares, no calls.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:04:02 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
All GME shares
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:02:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME GME GME !!!!
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:31:50 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Straight GME bruh
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 00:52:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME 10k in shares ANS 10k in 950 jan 2022 calls (or spread 900 - 950 jan 2023 if you smart )
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:53:48 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME or TSLA
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:24:59 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME, moderna, crispr therapeutics, snap/fb, draftkings. Solid longterm plays for a retirement account
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:42:17 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
AMC, GME, RKT, PROG, TLRY... Help me lift these heavy bags.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 00:55:13 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
The sub has devolved into a GME circle-jerk. Get creative retards, man is effectively giving you 20k to gamble. Get some Activision calls,tanked recently. Can’t be bothered to figure out why so I’m gonna blame their culture problem. It’s Christmas and gamers want games for Christmas, they make games. EZ. Literally can’t go tits up, I’ll join you on this ride, should you choose to accept it, though for a much smaller amount as I am poor.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:47:38 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
BUY CALLS/SHARES GME BRO ARE YOU KIDDING #GET READY TO HAVE J POWS PERSONAL PRINTER!!
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:36:54 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME AMC TSLA SHIB ETH Go forth and prosper
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:26:34 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
According to these comments, looks like your putting in 5 separate GME orders
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:29:13 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Are you feeling ... Lucky? Then, GME it is.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:41:37 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
So what are they? DIS calls, GME calls and shares, SPY calls and what’s the last one? Looks like more GME
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:53:35 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME and then DRS it asap
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 05:01:18 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
AMC GME BBBY Shares. SPY calls
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 05:05:48 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Not going to be too much if the 5 most upvoted plays are all GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 05:10:42 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME $300 weeklies it literally can't go tits up
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 11:17:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
You mean PUTS on GME? You madman, I'm in! That's a money print right there.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:19:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
How the fuck do you have AMC and GME bags? Did you buy the top?
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:06:22 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Take it you don't own GME then? That why you're poor?😜 Pick you up some GME and enjoy the ride. 😊
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 11:02:28 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
it's WSB - of course one is GME. Sir, this is either a casino or a wendy's. (Poker in the front and Dumpsters in the back)
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 05:22:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
5 different weekly options on GME. Sound plan.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 09:25:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME is already running hard on major quarterly option expirations - it's probably going to run even harder when yearly leaps expire, so Feb 18 is a good pick for that. I do hope that anyone who does play gme options uses some of those profits to either exercise some of their calls or buy shares.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:29:10 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
AMC - $43 GME - $250, RKT - $27, PROG - got calls for over $4, TLRY - $16 Not exact, but close enough. RKT is the worst and it's just fucked. GME and AMC aren't a concern coz I'm not leaving. Other two are just wishes.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:00:05 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Your dad has had enough time in finance to see two things: 1) the majority of people who invest traditionally into mutual funds and ETFs make great returns over time 2) the majority people who invest in get rich schemes typically lose What your dad has seen over time is the vast average. And what he also probably has done is manage money from a standpoint of “playing it safe”. He probably managed a large sum of money that we will never witness in our life time. Generational wealth. Corporate wealth. And he had to make calls based on making him look good to his customers and his bosses. You’re not your dad. You don’t want to wait 30 years to have a good life. You want a good life tomorrow. My advice? Start digging into your next GME. Really, truly study it. Find something that has a potential narrative. You need to be able to develop a story that not only you can tell yourself, but one you think actually will make sense to the public, for something that is worth 10x-50x what the market says it’s worth. And put $5000 in. Just do it. And wait one, two years. And don’t settle until you made your $100,000 from it. Than do it again. What you don’t want to do is buy 0DTE FDs 10% OTM. But you don’t want to just park $10,000 in a slow growth ETF. You need to find your middle ground. You need to be aggressively speculative on a stock everyone is skeptical on. This is YOUR financial journey. Not your dads.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:42:43 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
For every gain porn there is loss porn. Also, don’t bet against GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 16:52:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I've learned a lot on this sub since GME first took off but most importantly I learned not to play with anything I'm not prepared to lose. It's hard seeing posts in here with insane quick profits and not have gains of my own to post. I'll just keep hanging around and hopefully I finally understand options trading enough to bet a little. Until then I'll just keep buying meme stocks with solid DD and holding.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 20:09:07 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I lost a bunch of money on shorting GME early too. But made most of it back later switching teams. My best advise would be to keep two accounts. One with 90% for boomer long term investments, and a separate account with 10% of your funds for reckless options. When you add more money do it 90/10 so even if your stupid options eat shit you don't really miss what you lost. Most boomer accounts can easily do 10%/year.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:46:54 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
So go long on GME... Got it
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:05:12 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Man, you’ve described exactly what I’ve been through. I’m 19, (this happened when I was 18) and I was there when GME went to the moon. I bought at GME at $300+ and sold at $40 resulting in a $25k loss, it was the stupidest shit I’ve ever done. I know it probably isn’t much, but for an 18 year old, it’s and incredible amount of money. I was broken, and it took me to a very dark place, and the worst thing about it is that It’s lended money, I still can’t afford to pay the loan back, and I’m screwed for the next couple of years while paying that shit back. It was a classic example of FOMO, and I really learned my lesson.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 17:27:23 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Damn, thats a rough story. I figured out options and decided to try a few. I chose two year out calls on 23andMe, and SoFi. I wasnt willing to risk it for the big gain. So far, the sofi option has expired in the money and the 23 has started gaining daily. I just try to not be so excessive. I will credit GME with one thing as a shareholder i still am (in @8$); i am more patient now with waiting through rises and dips
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:36:45 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
!(emotefree_emotes_packfacepalm)shorting GME bro cmon
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:24:26 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I love hearing stories about GME fucking gay bears.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:47:07 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Imagine being stupid enough to play puts on GME 🤣
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 20:25:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
What I don't get is why a fellow autist would bet AGAINST GME?
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 21:24:45 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Like you said. Don’t fight the market. Buy 1 share GME and sit back.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:45:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Damn that suck I’m sorry for your loss. you’re a smart guy and that is where it get you. While you’re so sure GME was going down a bat could see that GME is a rocket ship. Cult following, high short interest, heavy weight team etc etc. it make zero sense to bet against GME. Chyna Baba is a good bear bet so does Wish and those other trash meme.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 01:56:48 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Why did you do that man? Shit… hope you recover one day. You gotta budget and get a high paying job fast. Actually you know what, you’re probably a shorter of the stock. You get what you deserved and no one should give you sympathy here. You’re the exact reason why GME blew up the way it did, dickheads betting against the stock.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:07:24 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Aaaaaaahhhhh HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THIS RETARD SHORTED GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 02:35:46 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
damn, your mistake was thinking GME was the only ticker that existed...
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:22:31 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
You better had listened to the Apes! There still is a very easy solution to recover…. BUY, HOLD & DRS some GME stonks! (Dow…) 💎🙌🦍🚀🌛
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:38:55 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Who would've ever thought that putting 100k down on short term GME options would result in you losing 100k? Also, I find it kind of funny that you managed to lose 100k and still think: >For every gains porn post someone out there is on the other end with a loss No you fucking idiot the person on the other end is a market maker that is hedged and probably made money, even if you hit the jackpot.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 03:53:21 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Me whos been buying GME shares since december 👀
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:34:21 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Haha gay bear gets fucked on GME puts.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 20:14:40 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Sorry for your loss, but u deserve it. For getting greedy on GME, the poor peoples future.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 18:08:02 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Did you do any DD? Didn’t you know that GME was shorted >140% and primed for a short squeeze? (Which didn’t even happen yet FYI, the SEC report showed that the wild price increase in January was due to retail buying, not hedge funds buying to close short positions)
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:03:16 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Was the OP doing options right? Also sorry why would anyone short GME It’s like shorting Tesla it only goes up. Stonks always go up
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 19:11:26 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Dude! I felt the exact same way about GME. I was figuring that the great joke would end, and it would collapse back to shit again. Fortunately, I did not invest in the puts, but I looked at them a whole lot. Hated the premiums for them. I did buy and sell a few GME stocks after it cleared 200, and made a little money. To this day, I am stunned that its still so high. I simply dont get it. The numbers dont add. It has to collapse. Also, random side note. I did buy 100 shares back when it was 4-5 a share, november / december last year. But, I sold them thinking "this is a piece of shit, its worthless", after holding for about a month. So, I feel ya, I was right there with ya, I just didnt pull the trigger like you did.
NYSE:GME DATE : Fri Nov 5 20:20:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Best advice I’ve gotten from this sub - “If it’s good enough to screenshot, it’s good enough to cash out.” Learnt this the hard way on GME and left $50k on the table. Best money I never made, great lesson.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 04:46:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
This is what happened to me with GME being my first experience in the stock market, up 28k at one point from my whole 4k savings account and didnt sell, it crashed recovered and i still didnt sell cause i fell for the hype bullshit around it of "fuck the hedge funds and lets get these bastards, 10000 a share, bullshit" i watched it drop back toward my initial and made 1k. Greed is a serious killer and i scalp now but will always sell 100%.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Nov 6 00:24:33 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets

I hope this is the right place for my question: Since there are new MacBook models and the “old” ones are going to get a little cheaper, I'm thinking about buying either the MacBook Pro M1 2020 or the MacBook Air M1 2020. My wallet stops breathing at about 1900 €. Now to my question, should I get a Pro model or an Air model? The thing I'm going to do with the MacBook would be — YouTube/Netflix — C/C++ Programming — Music Production with Logic Pro (currently I'm only using it for Voice Recording, but I want to start making beats in the future) — Maybe in the future: Video editing (e.g., car porn but only in 1080p) Or should I save my money for one of the newer MacBook models? ls?

NYSE:GME / 33
Needs more GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:09:22 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
GME (https://www.reddit.com/tradespotting/comments/q3xbdv/end_of_gme_ta_07oct21/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:27:30 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
I’m out mostly since August, I followed Burrys antinflation plays for about 20% for the rest and my crazy GME thing. That said - I was never in SPY or anything normal. I definitely am okay with my approach.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 08:42:16 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Wow. I hope that post made you feel better. But can't bait me into telling you shit. I already deleted the previous post as promised. Do your own research. I won't give you my answers, but I will give you this own in hopes you might actually be someone who uses their money to buy whiskey. I did day trade GME in Jan as well as other stocks that were going through an odd gamma squeeze simultaneously. They seemed to be in a sort of basket of stocks basket that were going through the same manipulation even though they didn't share an index fund/etf that would've tied their correlation so closely without also affecting every other stock in their respective funds. Well that's all I got. Good luck!
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 04:26:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
As memeable as it may be, GME looks to be a pretty good hedge
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:35:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
!banbet GME 200 1w
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 20:37:55 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Any of you take your account from like 2,000 to 250k without messing with GME or AMC this year? I'm about to turn 30 and have a net worth of -400k. I don't mind the 400k part, just want to get rid of the - in front of it. Any tips appreciated.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:03:08 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
!banbet GME 1000 24m
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 23:41:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I have no problem admitting that I got in GME in December ~$14 a share and sold at an average of ~$150 a share. Total of 500 shares. Paid off all my debt, both cars, re-did the front lawn, and put funds aside for taxes, still have funds left over that I'm putting to work. Feel free to downvote me as well for "paperhanding" my way into semi-retirement (I have passive sources of income that break even with all my bills) and bumping up full retirement from 62 to 54.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:27:34 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
This idiot bought two of the same stickers of those rockets with GME. The other side definitely has the text on the bottom and totally legible. True retard energy to keep it and not care
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:15:42 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I like how pointing out irony is bad on this sub. I sold my GME for gains, never told other apes to "have diamomd hands and hold forever" while I was making money...but lot of others in here were. This place is just millions of people trying to trick eachother into bagholding, basically the human version of a pot of crabs.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 06:45:30 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Lol 😂 GME vs AMC
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:45:27 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Well.... Making $$$ is the name of the GME right?
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 20:55:59 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Diamond hands implies holding onto stocks through periods where most others would sell At this point everyone (with a brain) who got in at the beginning of 2021 has long since sold their GME holdings
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:17:54 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Bro $WISH is gonna squeeze like GME and AMC bro it isn't like $CLOV bro the DD is legit bro it's gonna squeeze please bro
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:05:57 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
My bacon is BB, Toast AMC and Egg my GME. Coffee i don't know, what i know, i need it every morning. The gun looks nice. Stay together, together strong!
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:07:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Put 1/3rd of your money into GME, 1/3rd into AMC and 1/3rd into TSLA. Then ping me in 3 years and we will see what your best investment had been
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:43:31 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
The only way to be safe is to invest in GME.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:32:57 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
The market isn’t going to crash just because of technicals. Jesus. There are billions of dollars in puts spreads and call spreads made by huge banks that will not allow it unless…there is a major “event.” Which could happen but this chart isn’t going to tell you a crash is coming. This is what happened to GME when it went parabolic and that was in a short time frame and that is what this chart is representing. When stocks have massive parabolic moves.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 05:37:24 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
lmao... how many calls did you sell/at what strike? Still holding shares? O dear lawdddd how I wish I'd of gotten in on that. You know you're getting old when doing a theta gang bang on some profits sounds so much better and stress free than a balls out options play .... yah know? It was very said how many people threw there 3/4/5/10k life savings down on junk plays thinking they were about to become millionaires overnight just like that. What they don't know is anyone in has been watching this shit for months, loss a lot of sleep and aged 41 years in about 1 of them. GME was literally the most profitable thing to ever happen to the market in the retail department. lol
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 06:21:51 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME will go back up. Just direct register your shares with computer share and wait.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 03:20:22 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Don't worry. I saw someone pumped over $100k into GME. I too will pump another $10k. I reckon I have more to lose than him but who cares.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 09:39:24 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Wish is a dogshit company that I wouldn’t ever touch. So is GME. Nobody is impressed with you guys and your small portfolios.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 11:09:58 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Firstly and lastly, 6000% ROI on GME is a myth so kindly leave good sir.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 09:37:18 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Let's see who is right in 6 months. To be honest really funny are Americans thinking they have free market even though GME saga and other similar cases prove that SEC is more fraudulent than CCP lol.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:39:59 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Ignore all the Debby downers, they said the same shit with GME and AMC. Just buy and hold, simplest way to make money in the market
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:10:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
There was a time it was a crime to mention AMC with GME. They also lie about SI
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:16:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Don’t look at me all my money went into GME last year and most of it sits in boring dividend stocks now, I still have a big GME position though not selling more until 3K per share
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 15:40:05 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
For real they keep acting like we will go to 0 every day, it’s even more annoying when they talk about GME amc mooning cause of it lol. Probably means green monday 😂
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:29:30 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I hear what you're saying, I have a large (boomer) portfolio, and these positions are very minor. I'm comfortable with their risk/reward profile. With sklz I used in the money calls to protect my downside. Wasn't smart enough to do that with wish. How do you feel about AMC and GME valuations? Or even "quality" stocks like tesla or anything else in arkk? Valuations are jacked up across the board these days.
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:49:35 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Why did you join GME? He supported the rally of GME
NYSE:GME DATE : Sun Oct 10 07:02:50 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
GME was a different story. Massive short, lower float. And there was a ton of institutional investors a jump the boat with retail including hedge funds who banked on GME. Citadel and guys that bought at the top are the bag holders 😂
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 11:56:43 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Knowing GME is heavily manipulated why would you buy way OTM calls?
NYSE:GME DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:25:08 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
NYSE:AMC / 18
Just saw the documentary on the AMC ape who turned 30k in almost 8million 😳 Lucky mfer
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:26:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Any of you take your account from like 2,000 to 250k without messing with GME or AMC this year? I'm about to turn 30 and have a net worth of -400k. I don't mind the 400k part, just want to get rid of the - in front of it. Any tips appreciated.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:03:08 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Bro $WISH is gonna squeeze like GME and AMC bro it isn't like $CLOV bro the DD is legit bro it's gonna squeeze please bro
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:05:57 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
My bacon is BB, Toast AMC and Egg my GME. Coffee i don't know, what i know, i need it every morning. The gun looks nice. Stay together, together strong!
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:07:29 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I get more laughs in WSB than I get in a comedy community. Hell, all that bacon about the price of AMC.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:24:53 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Oh lookey lookey! An AMC ape talking about how he is going to be rich! Lol… your company has a CEO who does not wear pants on a youtube interview, while Elon’s landing rockets on a barge, in the middle of the sea. Good luck.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:27:19 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Put 1/3rd of your money into GME, 1/3rd into AMC and 1/3rd into TSLA. Then ping me in 3 years and we will see what your best investment had been
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:43:31 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I really believe now is No Time To Die for AMC.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 03:56:33 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
No I’m saying the cost of holding shorts over long periods of time are a lot less if you short a ticker worth nothing. There’s no reason for them to cover because they can just ride any squeeze out until it drops back down, just like AMC and Clov. The only exception has been GameStop and that’s because the hype and sudden explosion forced the short holders hands, meanwhile if this stock got to even 30 short holders will just ride it out
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:52:42 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Ignore all the Debby downers, they said the same shit with GME and AMC. Just buy and hold, simplest way to make money in the market
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:10:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I have scrolled through most of the short posts here...they are mostly 1 post karma guys I can also guess a few them are bagholding AMC at 60+.....you know they shitted on AMC then FOMOd at the high. How do they make money if they aint buying low?
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:22:21 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
all the people calling $CLOV a PD are either low post karma or bagholding AMC at 60 lol
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:24:21 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
There was a time it was a crime to mention AMC with GME. They also lie about SI
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:16:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Less short interest in AMC than in CLOV. CLOV also had significantly more FTDs continuously than any other stock market wide since June 🤷‍♂️
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:09:35 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
They were not always green....i remember the days AMC was shitted on constantly on this sub
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:14:07 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
!(emotet5_2th524259) - the only fools talking about anything to 10k or 100k are pumping AMC. I'm just wanting $CLOV to fair value...middle teens 🤷‍♂️ maybe a lot more in 2023/24 when they again double their footprint and move to 4 star provider. I think most $CLOV investors are real as opposed to the fools chasing the P&Ds and price target of some of these stocks.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:43:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
~ You formulate plans as you go bro. Sometimes stopping and falling back from looking at the charts so much you realize better game plans. I try to walk my kids every morning in the park and think of better more effective ways to regenerate and increase my holdings. This is a great one I've been doing personally. If I can do that with small stocks like SNDL I can only imagine the premiums Alibaba must be paying out. Just think of it like a sports bet. Make an exaggerated price call. A price way above your current average price so you wouldn't mind selling it if it DID go thru but still enough where it'll give a nice premium. I made mistakes before making the calls far out and they went up and put me down big time (AMC).... Had to buy myself out to sell AMC a few months ago. Stick to doing the calls trick weekly. And it'll add up bro. There's allot of videos on this strategy on YouTube. I find it helpful in my case. Of course I'm still learning but hey. Just sharing my experience with you and what I would do if I was in your position. Conservative suggestion. Good luck bro. GodBless you. 🙏
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 19:08:11 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I hear what you're saying, I have a large (boomer) portfolio, and these positions are very minor. I'm comfortable with their risk/reward profile. With sklz I used in the money calls to protect my downside. Wasn't smart enough to do that with wish. How do you feel about AMC and GME valuations? Or even "quality" stocks like tesla or anything else in arkk? Valuations are jacked up across the board these days.
NYSE:AMC DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:49:35 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
NYSE:CEO / 16
Bro is the CEO of Ls
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sun Oct 10 05:46:12 2021 SUBREDDIT : pennystocks
I am very confident that CEO and the company will do everything which is in their power to push it above 1 USD before Nov 30th. And the CEOs letter gave me a lot of confidence and trust. (http://newsfile.refinitiv.com/getnewsfile/v1/story?guid=urn:newsml:reuters.com:20210929:nPn7kRrpga&default-theme=true)
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 12:51:26 2021 SUBREDDIT : pennystocks
That's a good point and i almost included it in the post. I would say it's always a possibility with a growing company, low market cap and float. That being said what I do know is the company isn't desperate for cash right now, they have like 30m$ in cash i believe enough to last them years at their 300k/month burn rate. And the CEO seems to be very in tune with investors, from listening to him you can tell he is a great salesman but also a caring person so, I would say to anyone to keep that in the back of your mind, make some shares free, sell options against them, or buy puts if it does squeeze.. and give yourself some security.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sun Oct 10 08:21:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
NLOK. The chart is awful but the company is doing all the right things. AFAIK they're the only pure play consumer focused cyber security company that's publicly traded. They've made some good acquisitions as of late. If/When the AVAST deal closes I think that'll really add to their growth potential. Their subscription numbers continue to grow as they transitioned to a SaaS model. Wall Street seems to hate the company though. I think analysts look at it as legacy tech. I wish they'd kill the dividend and use that money for R&D, Acquisitions and Buybacks. I like it almost as much as I liked NUAN when I discovered them at $12. The turn around, spin off, transition to SaaS, and eventual sale to MSFT was an incredible job by the CEO. I think NLOK can have a similar story.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:41:33 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
$SKIN. It's a beauty tech company that sells the Hydrofacial machines + consumables. That isn't the real reason to invest though, the CEO (also the SPAC sponsor) is the ex-CEO of Allergan and is likely going to turn $SKIN into a similarly broad, acquisition heavy vehicle. Been in it since DA was announced. Sold some when I was only up 100% thinking it was going to do what other SPACs do and drop it's gains but it's been nothing but super strong. Shouldn't have sold any at all!
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 22:13:55 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Float is 25 million. Look at the last 10 days chart. Massive retail support, CEO crushed the short report by filing required SEC documents. Momentum and introduction of Options last week has made this a monster
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 11:48:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Car chips aren't the same as chips used in consumer electronics, it's different pipelines and older architecture. I don't think pumping out car chips affects their main production pipelines directly, unless they were to put spending into building those pipelines out instead of the new ones (they're putting a fuck ton of money into building new manufacturing). Also I believe that cars are fairly small customer, something like 5% iirc. I think the biggest thing keeping TSM down are China / USA / Taiwan relations, I think the market is pricing in some risk of China attempting to pull some shit on Taiwan, which I think is an insanely low probability. It also might see some reversal with the US-China meeting happening later this year, if it goes well. Valuation wise it's more expensive than Intel, but their growth is much higher, question is, was 2020 an outlier in growth or will they sustain that level, if they sustain that they will surpass intel's earnings pretty soon and look a lot more attractive. Intel is also quite cheap right now, been adding some as I think the US will start investing far more than their current targets into US based semi production, and the new CEO seems like he may turn the company around from being shit.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:17:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
>People w virtually unlimited cap make money when others are struggling. Black rock makes money on opportunities that their enormous resources can leverage. Every time there is global instability the rich get very rich and the poor get very poor. They’ve been on a serious upward trajectory w no sign of slowing. I am trying to weight bear thesis vs bull thesis objectively. They have a lot of exposure to China. They added 31.3 million notes of Evergrande's debt between January and August 2021, pushing its stake in the company to 1% of the assets in its $1.7 billion Asian High Yield Bond Fund. They also started investing in residential real estate for the past few month, which have not been great timing. Their CEO always shows up to interviews tanned as fuck. I think he only takes 5 min from lying under the sun to just give interviews. I am bullish but not convinced enough to take a position yet.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 14:04:58 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Oh lookey lookey! An AMC ape talking about how he is going to be rich! Lol… your company has a CEO who does not wear pants on a youtube interview, while Elon’s landing rockets on a barge, in the middle of the sea. Good luck.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:27:19 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
(https://youtu.be/CkFKkA8G9_k), CEO. Dead giveaway.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 20:42:31 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
You should focus on CEO yoloying 350 million of his own money into that stock. He himself should post it on WSB.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sun Oct 10 01:24:55 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
They’re not. These were sales that were reported after some sold at $19/share. The CEO also sold shares when he was awarded new ones.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:24:08 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
CEO is a billionaire on paper for the first time in his life and y'all are agonizing over him selling a mill. Gtfo
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:46:41 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Reuters is a top notch news org. The CEO is on the board of pfizer so you know that's top notch fair reporting.
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 15:37:27 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Also cool that the CEO does a frequent podcast to let everyone know what’s going on
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sat Oct 9 12:52:37 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Oh god not this dogshit company... everything the former CEO said was a lie in regards to progress made. this company is gonna go bankrupt soon, if you like money throw puts if anything. else keep it in your pocket this isn't investment worthy
NYSE:CEO DATE : Sun Oct 10 08:56:15 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
NYSE:PLTR / 14
Im just a PLTR bro strung out on stimulants that hasn’t seen the sun since last year
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:35:20 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
PLTR please moon soon🚀🚀🚀
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:44:04 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
The day I sell PLTR is the day it jumps to $80 a share 💀
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:54:18 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Skynet!! btw holding PLTR at avg $17.19
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:16:58 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I would love PLTR below 20.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:57:10 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I would love PLTR at $17 again or even better $10 again. I would literally pawn my wife to go all in on PLTR at $10 again.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 02:51:43 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I would love for PLTR to just go up for once
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 03:00:39 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Someone please poke PLTR with a stick and make it do something. I already know my $25 calls are gonna expire worthless but come on
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 07:52:42 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Agree, PLTR is the ether**m of my stock portfolio, not worried about it at all it will go up eventually because it provides a need it’s an expert at
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 03:23:41 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Are we in the Information Age ✅ Is information growth exponential ✅ Is information overload adversely effecting decision making and performance ✅ Will PLTR provide information advantage in every sector ✅ Congratulations, you’re going to the moon.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:40:32 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I’ve been saying PLTR to the fukin moon for months but it just won’t go to the fukin moon.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:32:41 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
I'm going to throw more money into PLTR, next week I'll buy some of the SPAC that PLTR invested in, would be interesting to see how they turn out, lol
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 03:33:58 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Google doesn't need a send a team of engineers to every customer lol. Neither does any other software company. PLTR has to do that, so they don't actually make profit on new contracts once you factor stock based compensation aka stock dilution.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sun Oct 10 04:22:09 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
Gonna take a while but once it picks up steam it’s running and not looking back. Upending traditional banks with all they have to offer. Second biggest conviction behind PLTR.
NYSE:PLTR DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:28:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
NYSE:USA / 13
Guessing Amazon is going to have to build a port on the West coast of Mexico, in order to get their product into the USA...
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 17:53:54 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
AND if you really wanna talk about a shortage of land along the coast line. Go look at what china did in the south sea. They literally build their own islands from nothing in the middle of the ocean and put like weapons and military stuff on it. Dubai also build their own island just to build a hotel on it. ​ Does the USA have what it takes to extend its own land to possibly build a seaport like them? Sure they do. They did it for the cruise ship ports. They dredge sand when they want to build this stuff. #themoreyouknow
NYSE:USA DATE : Sun Oct 10 00:46:50 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Bro the government can print trillions of dollars and give everyone $1200 checks. Are you really telling me they cant build more ports around the USA for the sake of our growing infrastructure? (on the West coast) Look at how huge the USA is. ​ This is just some of the laziness of the government. They are busy trying to fill their pockets. The real issue is how much effort and coordination it would take to actually build a port. They have to go through so many different legalities and departments that nobody is willing to put effort into it. This is one of the arguments as to why they say democratic governments are so slow and inefficient. It would probably take 3-5 years of planning to even get it approved knowing the USA. And the approval and planning process alone would probably take billions of dollars since everyone would want their cuts and under-the-table handouts.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sun Oct 10 00:43:39 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
I agree, however if (for example) you run a company in the USA, make your money from the USA and then move and hold your assets somewhere else (for example a tax heaven) you can: 1. Fix the numbers on how much turnover you made in an area and pay accordingly without the locals being able to cross check. This leads to silly numbers of taxable income being announced. 2. Pay directors and managers who make executive decisions within a business, who are employed as a consultant a tax free salary. Just FYI, this "agreement" is token as the way money moves needs to be addressed not, just a ring of people agreeing on a base rate. Personal wealth from a corporate payment is the real tax free punch.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sun Oct 10 07:17:11 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Hey, I am in agreement but countries will always have overheads, no matter which way you swing it. I'm from the UK but the USA is a very good example of taxation as a necessary expenditure, because despite the low tax mantra and the lack of welfare, USA spend billions on military which for all purposes works as a welfare model. Sitting money does not help inflation as the money will not be held in usd whilst banked. It will be held in what ever of the 3 World currencies it can be trades with at the time or invested as an asset. You will not make money off money inflation and certainly not enough to run the United States government and infrastructure. The fact of the matter is, you can make money in a country which drives high reward and profit and pay no tax through using the global trade system. If you are happy with this and like foreign companies taking money owed to you and your neighbour then by all means keep arguing with me, I will set up a Labour agency in bermuda tomorrow and hire your fellow country men under an umbrella company, to supply labour in chemical engineering or concrete plants, or construction sites and pay no tax.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sun Oct 10 10:13:13 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
I did the same when I first started out, now after more time and experience I only ever buy and individual stock if I did my research and have a thesis on why it can have great performance. Otherwise, leftover money goes into ticker: VOO. Low-cost sp500 American stock market index, since it’s an index vanguard updates the holdings and it will always be a diverse package of the 500 largest public companies in the USA diversified across ~16 economic sectors. It’s diversity in one ticker, and since it’s a dynamic index that holds the 500 capitalism winners most investors buy and hold a fund like this cuz of the diversity and betting on winners thesis I layed out
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 14:57:30 2021 SUBREDDIT : StockMarket
Coal is being phased out completely The USA just set a target of 100% clean energy by 2035 That is a secular death kneel, not a time to go bargain hunting
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 20:50:42 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
You may not reside in USA, may be Israel or UK...Which country are you from? Choose the biggest and reliable broker from there. Fidelity is biggest broker and they are very reliable one.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 12:32:06 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Yeah, if it was USA they'd already been bailed out by their friends in the Congress. Lehmann brothers simply didn't spend enough on "public relations", the other banks learnt from their misstakes
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 18:54:47 2021 SUBREDDIT : stocks
Car chips aren't the same as chips used in consumer electronics, it's different pipelines and older architecture. I don't think pumping out car chips affects their main production pipelines directly, unless they were to put spending into building those pipelines out instead of the new ones (they're putting a fuck ton of money into building new manufacturing). Also I believe that cars are fairly small customer, something like 5% iirc. I think the biggest thing keeping TSM down are China / USA / Taiwan relations, I think the market is pricing in some risk of China attempting to pull some shit on Taiwan, which I think is an insanely low probability. It also might see some reversal with the US-China meeting happening later this year, if it goes well. Valuation wise it's more expensive than Intel, but their growth is much higher, question is, was 2020 an outlier in growth or will they sustain that level, if they sustain that they will surpass intel's earnings pretty soon and look a lot more attractive. Intel is also quite cheap right now, been adding some as I think the US will start investing far more than their current targets into US based semi production, and the new CEO seems like he may turn the company around from being shit.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 16:17:44 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
If you want a real Yugo experience, make sure to import one from ex Yugoslavia countries (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro your best bets), not the USA export version - as the export was notably better made. All our parents have fun stories about Yugo quality, up to exhausts falling off in the first 50 miles and radiator leaking brand new. Makes each drive as exciting as 0dte otm fd's, so it's right up your average wsb degenerate alley.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 20:23:19 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
It’s actually illegal to eat actual haggis in the USA. We don’t eat lungs. I would like to try it sometime.
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 21:02:14 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
(http://news.10jqka.com.cn/20211008/c633160560.shtml) Sept. sales totaled 759.6b yuan ($118BN), down 36.2% from September 2020 and 17.7% lower from the same period in 2019, deepening a downward spiral that started in July Among companies, 60% of developers saw sales decrease by more than 30% y/y in Sept. Beijing, Shenzhen and Guangzhou saw transaction volume of residential properties decline 30% y/y, while Shanghai fell 45% ​ I dont see a collapse or anything, just China slowing down, thats why i sold FCX, problem for USA stocks is that many big guys are diversified in china like blackrock
NYSE:USA DATE : Sat Oct 9 14:17:03 2021 SUBREDDIT : wallstreetbets
NYSE:TSM / 10

Google and Bing do take some steps to filter your results, but long standing, well known images, particularly from Russia and Ukraine are still easily found.
What is worse than the fact that they are easily found using some obvious search terms, Google and Bing have historically offered you more suggestions that include underage material.
One that they've fixed (mostly) is the imgsrc tag with random numbers.
https://www.wcvb.com/article/waltham-police-officer-arrested-for-pornography-claims-he-was-doing-research/8179331

Manganelli’s email account was connected with an online photo and sharing website called iMGSRC, which according to the complaint is used to view and trade child pornography.

However, as of this moment, searching "imgsrc" will still turn up questionable results. I'm searching it, right now, and this link is in the top search results.
https://pic8.co/sh/NlBHpH.png
Notice that it offers you "related images." This is where Google and Bing will SUGGEST CHILD PORN to Internet users.
These images are in old databases. We know about them. We've even tracked down many of the victims.
Notice in this article, the man starts by searching "LS Models" which is a child porn studio that was busted. He then, continues to be offered up more illegal images. However, these illegal images are easily locked out from search results as the pictures are all public, already.
It is very easy to exclude known child porn from search results, but not only do Google and Bing not exclude these images from search results, they offer you gradually more and more illegal images.
They are the biggest transmitter of child porn in the world and continue to do nothing about many known child abuse images.
https://www.news-graphic.com/news/man-charged-with-counts-of-possession-of-child-pornography/article_db2ce9b2-2151-11e7-b60a-1ba871908ee8.html

"Offender indicated he would search for ‘LS-magazine’ and knowing the content was minor girls in a sexual performance would download more,” the report states.

Point being that Google and Bing are still actively serving child porn and nobody is really doing much about it.
Personally, I am against censorship as much as possible. However, Google's censorship powers are reserved for hiding political corruption, not protecting your children. It is a truly evil double standard when it is okay to use "free speech" to rape little kids, but not to expose the people raping the kids.
What you may notice is that the child porn that does get censored is being censored to protect the offenders, not the children. As soon as something has an offender's face in it, they scrub it from the Internet.

I'm a train foamer, and i look up train models all the time to see what they are, ls models means little saint models, it's basically child porn. I slightly mentioned this while making a train post on 4chan and was immediately banned. Why so sensitive? I can literally say anything on 4chan, but just the slight mention of ls models, wich leads to ls island and tons of child porn is banned. All I did as mention how I feel shady looking up some train models. Little saint James island? If someone was to find pics, illegal, and use landscaping tools, they could find more. To bad it's illegal! Guess we will never know they truth bc finding proof is literally illegal. Still have not found the train i saw either, fucking pedophiles!
https://www.eurotrainhobby.com/ls-models-ho-model-trains/c366

Dear all,
Warning: this story is completely real and truly frightening. This just happened over the course of the past weekend. On Friday night, I was on Grindr, a gay meeting app for casual sex… [and um, generous?] Going on, a man with an odd picture of a moderately old grey pickup truck, advertising generosity, then messaged me; offering me 150 dollars to come to his house, strip down naked and watch pornography.
Keep in mind, as some may know, for I have posted on other forums, i.e. reddit conspiracy, I have a history with prostitution. However, not necessarily by choice, for I am prescribed a medication known as Abilify. This factor certainly comes into play later on in the story. But yes, prostitution has been a thing for me for almost a decade, because of this drug.
Needless to say, I take the bait. I was staying at a hotel, when he hit me up, and I agreed to meet him, and then he picked me up about 30 minutes later. Sounds pretty eager, right? Going forth, he picks me up at the hotel, and then takes me to his backwoods home in the middle of nowhere in Connecticut.
He introduces himself, and let us call this man J. Off the bat, this man is odd as hell. Just truly weird, bizarre fetishes, unusual requests, unnerving voice and mannerisms. To add, this man, claims to be involved with show business and Hollywood. He claims to be a writer, director, and a Broadway play creator, where part of me bought it, and part of me thought he was truly insane.
So now we get to business, we have a drink of vodka and orange juice. We then put pornography on and then I strip down naked for him. I do not even get erect to the sight of pornography, while being in front of him probably because of the fear of what this man does or who he really is. He then asks me to perform oral sex on him for an extra 50 dollars, which I agree to, and he then pays me the tip. Neither of us got off, yet he made me piss on his back before he dropped me off. Now the second I open the door, before I urinate, the two dogs he owns bolt out for “freedom”.
This man gets even more frightening to me, when he is currently screaming at the top of his lungs and naked at the same time, keep in mind this man is hideous, and I am mostly a straight guy. He kept running around his house looking for his dogs till he finally found them, then leashed one of them up, where the other still remained hiding, for about two more minutes, then he finally drags him or her over. He comes back and says, “your lucky M.” (for the record, I am going to refer to myself as M. here for safety) “What?” I asked, thinking to myself, that your dogs ran away, it’s not my fault they bolted the second I opened the door.
But anyhow, we agree to call it a night, and he then drove me back to the hotel I was staying in. On the way home, we start conversing about movies we both like and bands we also enjoy, such as The Velvet Underground.
He also tries to tell me he wants to educate me, and specifically educate me, and stressed that it was not teaching. He also was talking about something to do with channeling, because he claimed to go through the twelve steps and then through other spiritual groups.
He always would be talking, always would cut me off, and always act like he was smarter than me. Even though, there was no apparent reason for this belief. But however, he also began to tell me, that he wanted to do a business plan with me, and that we should keep in contact, and then he gave me his cell phone number.
He drops me off at the hotel, and before I leave he asks me not to spend the 200 bucks on crack. I then laughed uncomfortably and walked away. Immediately after, I went to go pick up an eight ball of cocaine, instead. I stay up all night and all the next day, getting one hour of sleep, in the process.
For some reason, I texted J to show off my writing skills, since he is claiming to be a director. I texted him a story of a person that I mocked on Grindr, for only sending two pictures of his bare ass and nothing else on his profile. Honestly, the joke I made to him was ok, for I ridiculed the person who sent me the ass pictures quite well.
He then responded with a text message which was supposed to be a message that he made on Grindr. Anyhow, he invited my “NYC pride friend” and me, up to his place that night. Which, at this point, was alarming. He also was talking about a movie called ‘Heat’ and he apparently just found his copy of it again.
However, I was now getting more tired by the second, and I remembered having a drink that was somewhat strong the night before; where it was also hard to remember some of the events. So currently at this time, I am with my friends and did not really feel like going up there alone. Well, at all for that matter, but thankfully my friend L. wanted to come up with me. Why? Reasons yet obscure. However, this plays a key role too. I kept thinking though, how did he know about my “NYC pride" friend, and who is really talking about. I put the finger on a friend of mine that I had just befriend through my other friend, B. Where B met my friend X who happens to be my NYC pride friend, apparently.
Granted I just met X about two days before, at a hotel where we were smoking crystal meth, and snorting cocaine. X too plays a key role in this night, granted he never even showed up. He did however have plans to come up at one point.
So J and I keep texting back and forth on whose in and whose out. And before the final text message is sent to tell him I am on the way, he invites me and only me to stay over for the night. And specifies that I would have my own bed, and prior to that he also stated that we would not be having sex on this night. I felt this was very creepy and did not respond directly, and told him I was on my way instead. L and I went to a gas station bought #9 beer and put some gas in L's tank.
Before we get the highway, my friend, L accidentally stabbed her hand with a crafting tool I use to break up cocaine on a regular basis. I was perplexed on what this could potentially mean, for I always feel there is a significance to everything. I ask L if she needs to go to the hospital, and she happens to be stubborn and says, “No.” When in all honestly she probably should have gone, for she was bleeding quite heavily.
Anyway, we drive up and we get there about 40 minutes later. We miss the driveway in our entrance, and then back up and then do about a 7 point turn to go back to the long winding driveway that we evidently missed. The road was treacherous, there no were no streetlights or road signs and very few houses. Anyhow, we find the house, get our things together, take one more bump of coke, hoping that he is not watching, which we both felt he was anyway.
Next, we walk up to his door, he opens as we approach, and I notice the beginning of the song “Is this It" by the Strokes, was playing. Keep In mind, that though I barely remember saying this for some reason, I told him the Strokes were my favorite band. Now I am not sure how familiar people on here are with the Strokes, but “Is this It" is the first track off their first album, and keep it mind, it took L and I about 4 or 5 minutes to get out of the car after grabbing all of our things.
How odd though? Why was the beginning of the song playing when we roll up, if 1. We show up fashionably late with our own alcohol, and took about 5 minutes to get ready outside. Something just does not seem to add up, off the bat. We put the beer in the fridge, and both of us actually insist on drinking the #9, where then J insists that we instead have screwdrivers. Which is vodka and orange juice.
Now I know I am not stupid, but when a person is that scary, in this kind of way, you tend to listen to what they say. You do this for a couple a reasons, one which is fear. But for me, it was not necessarily fear of him, more so for fear of losing life. So then I make the drinks for L and me, and make them moderately strong with orange juice.
The party is now underway. We then started smoking marijuana in the house to lighten the mood that was clearly off. Keep in mind, X was supposed to arrive at some point, and stated that he would probably be there at 11:46 pm, at the earliest.
Anyhow, J, L, and I continue to drink the screwdrivers, while smoking marijuana, and nervously waiting for X to hopefully arrive. Now I notice there happens to be a weak signal in his house, and oddly enough, only there in the surrounding area had that much service. Going on, we kept calling X to no avail. After we finished the drink, we had a beer, then L subsequently had another screwdriver, I did not however, this may in fact have played another key role.
J then insists that X is not coming and that we should stop worrying and then to start watching the movie he wanted to show us. Which keep in mind, I really had no interest in either of the movies he was showing us which were Midnight Cowboy, and a movie called Heat. However, we watched some of Midnight Cowboy, for about 10 minutes. Granted it does seem like an appealing movie, I did not want to watch it. I was obviously more interested in using this asshole for money, preferably without having sex with him, basically so my friends and I could get high on coke for days. The emotions I made to him were entirely fake at this point, and continued to be so for awhile.
During the movie, L starts acting weird. Just as if she were drugged. But I did not know this at the time. She was so messed up, she frequently talked to the dog. J then says “You’re not going to talk to the dog the whole movie are you? I would have to put a muzzle on your mouth too.” I think in my head, what does that even mean? L then continues to pet the dogs that clearly get absolutely no love and attention in their house. For they were all over L, and were all over me the night before. The beagle that he had, literally ran back and forth in the room out of excitement, in my presence.
Continuing on though. Then one of the dogs snaps at L for petting her, because the dog was clearly scared from human contact, and has obviously been abused for years. J then grabs the snout or muzzle of the dog in a extremely forceful and aggressive way and bears his teeth like a dog, at the dog. Seconds later, L states she feels uncomfortable and was going to her car. Then it is just J and me. We are talking, for a while, and I honestly have no idea what we were talking about. Keep in mind, I pride myself in memory, and sometimes even claim to have a photographic memory.
About 40 minutes later, J told me to tell L to leave and drive home, when she was clearly drunk and drugged and he obviously knew. I got back to the car where L happened to fall asleep looking for her Juul. I honestly got mad at her, and I honestly should not have., I just happened to be channeling J's ideas and energy about her towards her. I was a dick, and I do not really know why, perhaps it was for the fact I was up for almost three days now. Needless to say I do owe a formal apology after this.
Somehow or another, he demands X's number, and I really did not want to give it to him. I was very weary of giving J X's phone number. But then again, what I said before applies here too, when a man this crazy demands something, you give it to him. He then begins texting X asking him when he was going to arrive, and X makes it clear that it is inconclusive. They continue to talk, where I begin to almost fall asleep. I then get a boost of energy and suggest we get cocaine from my source. He initially is somewhat interested, however, gives me crystal meth instead.
Now keep in mind, I have done this drug before, but not that much at all. He suggests that I sniff it, and I did. One in the right and one in the left, and almost instantly it started burning like hell was in my nose. I could tell it was meth though because 1. I have done it before, where 2. I also recognized the taste of it. This happened to be by far the strongest crystal methamphetamine I have ever tasted, and I knew it once again, right off the rip. Keep in mind he laid down fat lines of meth, and said they were small. Does this guy really think I am an idiot?
I am still kind of tired at this point and I am not sure why seeing is I just snorted meth, so we sniffed more, then eventually killed the 6 lines he put down. And honestly he did some of it too. But I did the majority of it. I then begin going on rants about being God, since I am a diagnosed or actually more or less “diagnosed” with schizophrenia, hence the drug Abilify. Now keep in mind, Abilify is a partial dopamine agonist that depletes levels of dopamine for schizophrenics so then can have mostly normal lives without abnormally high levels of dopamine in their brain. In my case, it decreased my dopamine levels to an unhealthy level, a.k.a. very low levels, of dopamine.
Keep in mind, most of the past 7 years I have been prescribed 30 mg of the drug Abilify, which happens be the maximum dose for one person daily. This makes me susceptible to drug addiction, gambling addiction, sex addiction, and fatigue when drinking, and apparently when something else is mixed in too, perhaps in the vodka.
Next thing I notice, L is stumbling towards the door. I open up just as she got to the step as J did for us, in the beginning. “What are you doing back here?” I asked. L then answers, “You have my keys.” I then hand the keys over and then L says, “have a good night,” and I vaguely hear her mutter something under her breath, and it sounds something like “I hope you don’t die tonight.” “What did you say?” “Huh,” says L. “What did you just say?” I asked one more time in a rude tone. She then responds, “I said goodnight.” I then said “ok goodnight.” I then close the door.
I then continue to talk about my prophecy that I mention in Reddit Conspiracy, and notice that his phone is out, and apparently filming or recording me. I then tell him bluntly to stop, and I did not approve of him recording me. I have since looked up online and it is indeed illegal to do that, in the state of Connecticut.
Going on, even given the circumstances, of him filming me, I continued to talk for hours, since I was quite high at this point. And clearly so. To add, I soon said “sniffing meth is lame, I barely feel it,” yet I could taste the strength. He goes, “oh you want to smoke it, I have a pipe.” So he then grabs his oil dropper, and packs it so heavy, that there was more meth in that pipe than I have seen in one pipe before.
There was so much meth in that pipe, it was ridiculous. I continue to smoke for the rest of the night, and continue to talk about my idea for the New Religion, while J is evidently still recording me, without my permission. I continue to tell him to stop but he does not listen, and continues anyway and denies even doing it.
I finally stopped talking about the religion of mine, and start to get really aroused. Next thing I know, porn is on, and J is on the hunt for a guy for me to have sex with in front of him.
Keep in mind this man claimed two things to me that I clearly remember, 1. That half the things he said were untrue, and 2. That his brother was in the gay porn industry. This was incredibly frightening because I have only heard stories about how guys get involved in that industry, and I am talking about the models, especially.
He kept going on about some sort of business plan or something he was intending for me. While he also stated that he wanted me to work on Broadway as an assistant director or something. Yet, he also was looking on Grindr, for someone for me to have sex with in front of him.
Then L calls and says she has gotten in a car accident and the she was Fu**ed up. She also asked me to call an ambulance, I asked where she was and the phone hung up. Truthfully the call dropped because there was no service back there.
At this time, my phone was dying and this was getting me a little alarmed. X asked me if he should come up or not, and I said “one sec.” For, I was still trying to get him to go down and pick up X and cocaine as well. Yet I didn’t respond to him for awhile after, which scared him. J gets a text from X saying he is worried about me, and J said this with a smile on his face. I told X that we were good, and then my phone died.
Keep in mind this man was advertising his age as 52 on the internet. But after doing some brief research, after these events its evident he is actually a bit older, at the age of 63. He kept insisting that we found someone for me to have sex with, yet no one was interested in hanging with him there, evidently. Which must have upset him. I was on Grindr on J’s phone looking for generous men. Honestly, I was not about to have sex with someone, I did not know, in front of him for free. He did not seem to understand this concept. For he was getting upset about it. He said if nothing happens on Grindr by 6:30 we were leaving and dropping me off at home.
Thankfully, 6:30 happen to arrive and then away we go. We hop in the car, and the J begins to lecture me again about how to live my life basically, where we then see L’s car smacked up against a tree at the top of the driveway, right beside a steep cliff.
“What the….” We both say at the same time. And then J then stops the car. I run over to L's car and see she is completely knocked out. I bang on the window to try to wake her up. But she does not wake up, I bang again and nothing.
“J, I think she might be dead!” I said. “What?” J asked. “I don’t know, she is not responding.” J then said. “Well, check her pulse, and if she is dead, we clean up and call the police." “What?” I exclaimed, it seemed as though he was kind of used to this sort of thing given the statement he just made, which was very unsettling to say the least.
I open the door, and it happens to be unlocked, and all of a sudden, L wakes up in shock, and she looked messed up. She had a cut forehead, bruised nose, and her eyes were kind of bloodshot. I once again got mad at L and told her to go home as soon as possible. J then told her if she did not leave that one of the neighbors would call the police. But there really did not seem to be any neighbors to lived by him, except for one mailbox and another driveway. L then got ready to leave, where as I had a bone to pick with J.
J once again continues to tell me how to live my own life, and constantly was putting me down. Blaming for the bad night, having poor choices of friends, and by being unsuccessful to date, and then begins to point out specific flaws in me, like a skin disorder that I have called trichotillomania which can in fact be aided from Abilify, once again. I shoved that in his face very quickly for he was not familiar with the disorder at all, and I then I began to get quite harsh with the things that I was saying.
I cant remember all the things that were said, but I will say the drive down the thruway was escalating quickly. Towards the end he was asking for the exit even though I had already told him what exit to take several times. When hitting the final road I pleaded my case about the night and myself, stressing the night was his fault for inviting my friends over.
I then notice again he is recording the whole conversation on his phone because I see a phone call to his own number. I click the hang up button and it didn’t work. The phone call continued.
I said to myself, whatever, and basically, “Who the fk are you? To tell me how to live my life, look how old you are, you are twice the age of me and are ugly as fk.” I also told him that I was much younger than him and also smarter. The he starts twitching in a really odd way, where he starts opening his mouth really wide but only like the side of his mouth. I then ask him why he is laughing and what the hell is so funny.
He then stated, he was not in fact laughing. So then I called him a freak. And his was response was “Oh that’s its we're never seeing each other again.”
“Obviously, you fu**ing idiot, what made you think I would even want to you see again, anyway?”
He then begins to make this odd squealing noise, and then moving his mouth in a really weird fashion. We then approach the street that my house is on. I then say, “as a matter of fact, drop me off at the top of the street, I don’t want you to see my house!” He stops the car abruptly and then I leave the car, but as I jump out, I flip him off so hard with my right hand, at approximately 7:00 am.
I flipped him off so hard, yelled at the top my lungs, “F**k you!”, and then I slam the door with my left hand whipping my right hand with middle finger that was pointing up to the sky and the directed right to his face.
This is were things get really weird, he started to squeal like giant steamroller or tea kettle, that got louder and louder as I walked away from the car and down the street. Keep in mind all the windows were closed and it sounded like a fire alarm was going on in his car. Needless to say, I did not turn back at all. I walked down street toward my house, then rang the doorbell. My mother answers the door in disgust of the timing of my appearance. “I am in no mood to discuss anything Mom.”
The more I think about it, the scarier the story seems. First off, J openly admitted to in fact be Jewish somewhere in the night which definitely make this story symbolic. Let us dub this night as “Crystalnacht". And move right on… Also, I have been around the gay community long enough, to know that some gays use a date rape drug called GHB and I believe the man drugged my friend and me with it, and that the man had full intentions of murdering me when I either fell asleep from the GHB, or the other option, which was my impending overdose of the toxicity levels of my blood. Keep in mind, no sleep in 3 days, we also started the day with cocaine, smoked marijuana, where also doing GHB, alcohol, and for me crystal methamphetamine as well. Quite the cocktail eh?
But I basically did not die, because I am on Abilify, which happens to give me a huge tolerance to stimulating drugs such as, but not limited to, cocaine and crystal methamphetamine. Anyhow, I really should not joke, because I suspect this is not the first time this man has done this, well probably the first time he did not get away with it. Meaning this, generally serial killers, are men, that are smart with a Modus Operandi of some sort, usually revolving around prostitutes.
The sad thing is, it is not known how many times he has done this and who is behind this potentially. Does it lead to human trafficking, or death? And also I am here for help, I was wondering, what do you do when you basically get away from a serial killer? Keep in mind, to whomever is listening, I know the man's first and last name. I obviously cannot reveal it here. but believe me I want to. I want this man punished to the utmost degree, either immediate death, or the slowest and most painful, if this is in fact true. Who knows how many people this man has potentially killed, and who specifically. So to anyone out there, who is willing to help me find away to get back at him? One more thing, he coincidentally just relisted his house on the market for a pretty low price. Please help, time is of the essence. One more thing, this man is well known is show business, Hollywood, and Broadway. I found out after doing some research. Please someone reach out and help.
Sincerely, M.
P.S. Any idea of what happened right before he dropped me off?

Dear all,
Warning: this story is completely real and truly frightening. This just happened over the course of the past weekend. On Friday night, I was on Grindr, a gay meeting app for casual sex… [and um, generous?]
Going on, a man with an odd picture of a moderately old grey pickup truck, advertising generosity, then messaged me; offering me 150 dollars to come to his house, strip down naked and watch pornography. Keep in mind, as some may know, for I have posted on other forums, i.e. reddit conspiracy, I have a history with prostitution.
However, not necessarily by choice, for I am prescribed a medication known as Abilify. This factor certainly comes into play later on in the story. But yes, prostitution has been a thing for me for almost a decade, because of this drug.
Needless to say, I take the bait. I was staying at a hotel, when he hit me up, and I agreed to meet him, and then he picked me up about 30 minutes later. Sounds pretty eager, right? Going forth, he picks me up at the hotel, and then takes me to his backwoods home in the middle of nowhere in Connecticut. He introduces himself, and let us call this man J. Off the bat, this man is odd as hell. Just truly weird, bizarre fetishes, unusual requests, unnerving voice and mannerisms. To add, this man, claims to be involved with show business and Hollywood.
He claims to be a writer, director, and a Broadway play creator, where part of me bought it, and part of me thought he was truly insane. So now we get to business, we have a drink of vodka and orange juice.
We then put pornography on and then I strip down naked for him. I do not even get erect to the sight of pornography, while being in front of him probably because of the fear of what this man does or who he really is. He then asks me to perform oral sex on him for an extra 50 dollars, which I agree to, and he then pays me the tip. Neither of us got off, yet he made me piss on his back before he dropped me off. Now the second I open the door, before I urinate, the two dogs he owns bolt out for “freedom”.
This man gets even more frightening to me, when he is currently screaming at the top of his lungs and naked at the same time, keep in mind this man is hideous, and I am mostly a straight guy.
He kept running around his house looking for his dogs till he finally found them, then leashed one of them up, where the other still remained hiding, for about two more minutes, then he finally drags him or her over. He comes back and says, “your lucky M.” (for the record, I am going to refer to myself as M. here for safety) “What?” I asked, thinking to myself, that your dogs ran away, it’s not my fault they bolted the second I opened the door.
But anyhow, we agree to call it a night, and he then drove me back to the hotel I was staying in. On the way home, we start conversing about movies we both like and bands we also enjoy, such as The Velvet Underground.
He also tries to tell me he wants to educate me, and specifically educate me, and stressed that it was not teaching. He also was talking about something to do with channeling, because he claimed to go through the twelve steps and then through other spiritual groups.
He always would be talking, always would cut me off, and always act like he was smarter than me. Even though, there was no apparent reason for this belief. But however, he also began to tell me, that he wanted to do a business plan with me, and that we should keep in contact, and then he gave me his cell phone number.
He drops me off at the hotel, and before I leave he asks me not to spend the 200 bucks on crack. I then laughed uncomfortably and walked away. Immediately after, I went to go pick up an eight ball of cocaine, instead. I stay up all night and all the next day, getting one hour of sleep, in the process. For some reason, I texted J to show off my writing skills, since he is claiming to be a director.
I texted him a story of a person that I mocked on Grindr, for only sending two pictures of his bare ass and nothing else on his profile. Honestly, the joke I made to him was ok, for I ridiculed the person who sent me the ass pictures quite well. He then responded with a text message which was supposed to be a message that he made on Grindr.
Anyhow, he invited my “NYC pride friend” and me, up to his place that night. Which, at this point, was alarming. He also was talking about a movie called ‘Heat’ and he apparently just found his copy of it again.
However, I was now getting more tired by the second, and I remembered having a drink that was somewhat strong the night before; where it was also hard to remember some of the events. So currently at this time, I am with my friends and did not really feel like going up there alone. Well, at all for that matter, but thankfully my friend L. wanted to come up with me. Why? Reasons yet obscure.
However, this plays a key role too. I kept thinking though, how did he know about my “NYC pride" friend, and who is really talking about. I put the finger on a friend of mine that I had just befriend through my other friend, B. Where B met my friend X who happens to be my NYC pride friend, apparently.
Granted I just met X about two days before, at a hotel where we were smoking crystal meth, and snorting cocaine. X too plays a key role in this night, granted he never even showed up. He did however have plans to come up at one point.
So J and I keep texting back and forth on whose in and whose out. And before the final text message is sent to tell him I am on the way, he invites me and only me to stay over for the night. And specifies that I would have my own bed, and prior to that he also stated that we would not be having sex on this night. I felt this was very creepy and did not respond directly, and told him I was on my way instead.
L and I went to a gas station bought #9 beer and put some gas in L's tank. Before we get the highway, my friend, L accidentally stabbed her hand with a crafting tool I use to break up cocaine on a regular basis. I was perplexed on what this could potentially mean, for I always feel there is a significance to everything. I ask L if she needs to go to the hospital, and she happens to be stubborn and says, “No.” When in all honestly she probably should have gone, for she was bleeding quite heavily.
Anyway, we drive up and we get there about 40 minutes later. We miss the driveway in our entrance, and then back up and then do about a 7 point turn to go back to the long winding driveway that we evidently missed. The road was treacherous, there no were no streetlights or road signs and very few houses.
Anyhow, we find the house, get our things together, take one more bump of coke, hoping that he is not watching, which we both felt he was anyway. Next, we walk up to his door, he opens as we approach, and I notice the beginning of the song “Is this It" by the Strokes, was playing. Keep In mind, that though I barely remember saying this for some reason, I told him the Strokes were my favorite band.
Now I am not sure how familiar people on here are with the Strokes, but “Is this It" is the first track off their first album, and keep it mind, it took L and I about 4 or 5 minutes to get out of the car after grabbing all of our things. How odd though? Why was the beginning of the song playing when we roll up, if 1. We show up fashionably late with our own alcohol, and took about 5 minutes to get ready outside. Something just does not seem to add up, off the bat.
We put the beer in the fridge, and both of us actually insist on drinking the #9, where then J insists that we instead have screwdrivers. Which is vodka and orange juice.
Now I know I am not stupid, but when a person is that scary, in this kind of way, you tend to listen to what they say. You do this for a couple a reasons, one which is fear. But for me, it was not necessarily fear of him, more so for fear of losing life. So then I make the drinks for L and me, and make them moderately strong with orange juice.
The party is now underway. We then started smoking marijuana in the house to lighten the mood that was clearly off. Keep in mind, X was supposed to arrive at some point, and stated that he would probably be there at 11:46 pm, at the earliest. Anyhow, J, L, and I continue to drink the screwdrivers, while smoking marijuana, and nervously waiting for X to hopefully arrive. Now I notice there happens to be a weak signal in his house, and oddly enough, only there in the surrounding area had that much service. Going on, we kept calling X to no avail. After we finished the drink, we had a beer, then L subsequently had another screwdriver, I did not however, this may in fact have played another key role.
J then insists that X is not coming and that we should stop worrying and then to start watching the movie he wanted to show us. Which keep in mind, I really had no interest in either of the movies he was showing us which were Midnight Cowboy, and a movie called Heat. However, we watched some of Midnight Cowboy, for about 10 minutes.
Granted it does seem like an appealing movie, I did not want to watch it. I was obviously more interested in using this asshole for money, preferably without having sex with him, basically so my friends and I could get high on coke for days. The emotions I made to him were entirely fake at this point, and continued to be so for awhile.
During the movie, L starts acting weird. Just as if she were drugged. But I did not know this at the time. She was so messed up, she frequently talked to the dog. J then says “You’re not going to talk to the dog the whole movie are you? I would have to put a muzzle on your mouth too.”
I think in my head, what does that even mean? L then continues to pet the dogs that clearly get absolutely no love and attention in their house. For they were all over L, and were all over me the night before. The beagle that he had, literally ran back and forth in the room out of excitement, in my presence.
Continuing on though. Then one of the dogs snaps at L for petting her, because the dog was clearly scared from human contact, and has obviously been abused for years.
J then grabs the snout or muzzle of the dog in a extremely forceful and aggressive way and bears his teeth like a dog, at the dog. Seconds later, L states she feels uncomfortable and was going to her car. Then it is just J and me. We are talking, for a while, and I honestly have no idea what we were talking about. Keep in mind, I pride myself in memory, and sometimes even claim to have a photographic memory.
About 40 minutes later, J told me to tell L to leave and drive home, when she was clearly drunk and drugged and he obviously knew. I got back to the car where L happened to fall asleep looking for her Juul. I honestly got mad at her, and I honestly should not have., I just happened to be channeling J's ideas and energy about her towards her. I was a dick, and I do not really know why, perhaps it was for the fact I was up for almost three days now. Needless to say I do owe a formal apology after this.
Somehow or another, he demands X's number, and I really did not want to give it to him. I was very weary of giving J X's phone number. But then again, what I said before applies here too, when a man this crazy demands something, you give it to him. He then begins texting X asking him when he was going to arrive, and X makes it clear that it is inconclusive.
They continue to talk, where I begin to almost fall asleep. I then get a boost of energy and suggest we get cocaine from my source. He initially is somewhat interested, however, gives me crystal meth instead. Now keep in mind, I have done this drug before, but not that much at all. He suggests that I sniff it, and I did.
One in the right and one in the left, and almost instantly it started burning like hell was in my nose. I could tell it was meth though because 1. I have done it before, where 2. I also recognized the taste of it. This happened to be by far the strongest crystal methamphetamine I have ever tasted, and I knew it once again, right off the rip. Keep in mind he laid down fat lines of meth, and said they were small. Does this guy really think I am an idiot?
I am still kind of tired at this point and I am not sure why seeing is I just snorted meth, so we sniffed more, then eventually killed the 6 lines he put down. And honestly he did some of it too. But I did the majority of it. I then begin going on rants about being God, since I am a diagnosed or actually more or less “diagnosed” with schizophrenia, hence the drug Abilify.
Now keep in mind, Abilify is a partial dopamine agonist that depletes levels of dopamine for schizophrenics so then can have mostly normal lives without abnormally high levels of dopamine in their brain.
In my case, it decreased my dopamine levels to an unhealthy level, a.k.a. very low levels, of dopamine. Keep in mind, most of the past 7 years I have been prescribed 30 mg of the drug Abilify, which happens be the maximum dose for one person daily. This makes me susceptible to drug addiction, gambling addiction, sex addiction, and fatigue when drinking, and apparently when something else is mixed in too, perhaps in the vodka.
Next thing I notice, L is stumbling towards the door. I open up just as she got to the step as J did for us, in the beginning. “What are you doing back here?” I asked. L then answers, “You have my keys.”
I then hand the keys over and then L says, “have a good night,” and I vaguely hear her mutter something under her breath, and it sounds something like “I hope you don’t die tonight.” “What did you say?” “Huh,” says L. “What did you just say?” I asked one more time in a rude tone. She then responds, “I said goodnight.” I then said “ok goodnight.” I then close the door.
I then continue to talk about my prophecy that I mention in Reddit Conspiracy, and notice that his phone is out, and apparently filming or recording me. I then tell him bluntly to stop, and I did not approve of him recording me. I have since looked up online and it is indeed illegal to do that, in the state of Connecticut.
Going on, even given the circumstances, of him filming me, I continued to talk for hours, since I was quite high at this point. And clearly so. To add, I soon said “sniffing meth is lame, I barely feel it,” yet I could taste the strength. He goes, “oh you want to smoke it, I have a pipe.” So he then grabs his oil dropper, and packs it so heavy, that there was more meth in that pipe than I have seen in one pipe before.
There was so much meth in that pipe, it was ridiculous. I continue to smoke for the rest of the night, and continue to talk about my idea for the New Religion, while J is evidently still recording me, without my permission. I continue to tell him to stop but he does not listen, and continues anyway and denies even doing it.
I finally stopped talking about the religion of mine, and start to get really aroused. Next thing I know, porn is on, and J is on the hunt for a guy for me to have sex with in front of him. Keep in mind this man claimed two things to me that I clearly remember, 1. That half the things he said were untrue, and 2. That his brother was in the gay porn industry.
This was incredibly frightening because I have only heard stories about how guys get involved in that industry, and I am talking about the models, especially. He kept going on about some sort of business plan or something he was intending for me. While he also stated that he wanted me to work on Broadway as an assistant director or something. Yet, he also was looking on Grindr, for someone for me to have sex with in front of him.
Then L calls and says she has gotten in a car accident and the she was Fu**ed up. She also asked me to call an ambulance, I asked where she was and the phone hung up. Truthfully the call dropped because there was no service back there.
At this time, my phone was dying and this was getting me a little alarmed. X asked me if he should come up or not, and I said “one sec.” For, I was still trying to get him to go down and pick up X and cocaine as well. Yet I didn’t respond to him for awhile after, which scared him. J gets a text from X saying he is worried about me, and J said this with a smile on his face. I told X that we were good, and then my phone died.
Keep in mind this man was advertising his age as 52 on the internet. But after doing some brief research, after these events its evident he is actually a bit older, at the age of 63. He kept insisting that we found someone for me to have sex with, yet no one was interested in hanging with him there, evidently. Which must have upset him.
I was on Grindr on J’s phone looking for generous men. Honestly, I was not about to have sex with someone, I did not know, in front of him for free. He did not seem to understand this concept. For he was getting upset about it. He said if nothing happens on Grindr by 6:30 we were leaving and dropping me off at home.
Thankfully, 6:30 happen to arrive and then away we go. We hop in the car, and the J begins to lecture me again about how to live my life basically, where we then see L’s car smacked up against a tree at the top of the driveway, right beside a steep cliff. “What the….” We both say at the same time. And then J then stops the car. I run over to L's car and see she is completely knocked out. I bang on the window to try to wake her up. But she does not wake up, I bang again and nothing.
“J, I think she might be dead!” I said. “What?” J asked. “I don’t know, she is not responding.” J then said. “Well, check her pulse, and if she is dead, we clean up and call the police." “What?” I exclaimed, it seemed as though he was kind of used to this sort of thing given the statement he just made, which was very unsettling to say the least.
I open the door, and it happens to be unlocked, and all of a sudden, L wakes up in shock, and she looked messed up. She had a cut forehead, bruised nose, and her eyes were kind of bloodshot. I once again got mad at L and told her to go home as soon as possible. J then told her if she did not leave that one of the neighbors would call the police. But there really did not seem to be any neighbors to lived by him, except for one mailbox and another driveway. L then got ready to leave, where as I had a bone to pick with J.
J once again continues to tell me how to live my own life, and constantly was putting me down. Blaming for the bad night, having poor choices of friends, and by being unsuccessful to date, and then begins to point out specific flaws in me, like a skin disorder that I have called trichotillomania which can in fact be aided from Abilify, once again. I shoved that in his face very quickly for he was not familiar with the disorder at all, and I then I began to get quite harsh with the things that I was saying.
I cant remember all the things that were said, but I will say the drive down the thruway was escalating quickly. Towards the end he was asking for the exit even though I had already told him what exit to take several times. When hitting the final road I pleaded my case about the night and myself, stressing the night was his fault for inviting my friends over.
I then notice again he is recording the whole conversation on his phone because I see a phone call to his own number. I click the hang up button and it didn’t work. The phone call continued. I said to myself, whatever, and basically, “Who the fk are you? To tell me how to live my life, look how old you are, you are twice the age of me and are ugly as fk.”
I also told him that I was much younger than him and also smarter. The he starts twitching in a really odd way, where he starts opening his mouth really wide but only like the side of his mouth. I then ask him why he is laughing and what the hell is so funny.
He then stated, he was not in fact laughing. So then I called him a freak. And his was response was “Oh that’s its we're never seeing each other again.”
“Obviously, you fu**ing idiot, what made you think I would even want to you see again, anyway?”
He then begins to make this odd squealing noise, and then moving his mouth in a really weird fashion. We then approach the street that my house is on. I then say, “as a matter of fact, drop me off at the top of the street, I don’t want you to see my house!” He stops the car abruptly and then I leave the car, but as I jump out, I flip him off so hard with my right hand, at approximately 7:00 am.
I flipped him off so hard, yelled at the top my lungs, “F**k you!”, and then I slam the door with my left hand whipping my right hand with middle finger that was pointing up to the sky and the directed right to his face.
This is were things get really weird, he started to squeal like giant steamroller or tea kettle, that got louder and louder as I walked away from the car and down the street.
Keep in mind all the windows were closed and it sounded like a fire alarm was going on in his car. Needless to say, I did not turn back at all. I walked down street toward my house, then rang the doorbell. My mother answers the door in disgust of the timing of my appearance. “I am in no mood to discuss anything Mom.”
The more I think about it, the scarier the story seems. First off, J openly admitted to in fact be Jewish somewhere in the night which definitely make this story symbolic. Let us dub this night as “Crystalnacht". And move right on…
Also, I have been around the gay community long enough, to know that some gays use a date rape drug called GHB and I believe the man drugged my friend and me with it, and that the man had full intentions of murdering me when I either fell asleep from the GHB, or the other option, which was my impending overdose of the toxicity levels of my blood.
Keep in mind, no sleep in 3 days, we also started the day with cocaine, smoked marijuana, where also doing GHB, alcohol, and for me crystal methamphetamine as well. Quite the cocktail eh? But I basically did not die, because I am on Abilify, which happens to give me a huge tolerance to stimulating drugs such as, but not limited to, cocaine and crystal methamphetamine.
Anyhow, I really should not joke, because I suspect this is not the first time this man has done this, well probably the first time he did not get away with it. Meaning this, generally serial killers, are men, that are smart with a Modus Operandi of some sort, usually revolving around prostitutes. The sad thing is, it is not known how many times he has done this and who is behind this potentially.
Does it lead to human trafficking, or death? And also I am here for help, I was wondering, what do you do when you basically get away from a serial killer? Keep in mind, to whomever is listening, I know the man's first and last name. I obviously cannot reveal it here. but believe me I want to. I want this man punished to the utmost degree, either immediate death, or the slowest and most painful, if this is in fact true.
Who knows how many people this man has potentially killed, and who specifically. So to anyone out there, who is willing to help me find away to get back at him? One more thing, he coincidentally just relisted his house on the market for a pretty low price. Please help, time is of the essence. One more thing, this man is well known is show business, Hollywood, and Broadway. I found out after doing some research. Please someone reach out and help.
Sincerely, M.
P.S. Any idea of what happened right before he dropped me off?

Leading Picture
https://i.imgur.com/tBFvwfh.jpg
Setting the Scene:
The year is 1805. Detroit has a population of about 1000 people and has only been a part of the United States for two years. Alas, it doesn't take long for things to go horribly wrong, as the entire city burns down this year. Judge Augustus Woodward, the first Judge of the Michigan Territory, creates an ambitious and unique plan to rebuild it.
Summary of what follows:
Ultimately, for various reasons, only a small fraction of Judge Woodward's grand plan was actually implemented. My goal is to attempt to see what Detroit would be like had the Woodward plan been fully carried out, as well as educate about the details of the plan and its history.
If you're just here for the pictures, here is a link to the complete album:
https://imgur.com/a/y5hLS
If you're still with me, without further ado, let's get started.
What was Woodward's plan?
I think it is best to show it in terms of what would change about Detroit as we know it, step by step:
https://imgur.com/a/LjTL1
Key Points of the Woodward Plan

• Triangles! The Woodward plan is based upon repeating triangular sections, not the typical rectangular grid.
  • Despite this, most of the building plots are still rectangular. Exceptions are the pentagonal ones around Campus Martiuses and the wedge and triangle ones around Grand Circuses
• 200' wide grand avenues running N-S and E-W. These create a familiar rectangular grid among the madness of the triangles.
  • 120' radiating avenues are still pretty wide (for reference Michigan Ave Downtown is ~93' wide including sidewalks)
• Parks, parks, and more parks. Each triangular Woodward section has one Grand Circus circle park, one Campus Martius rectangular park, and 8 triangle parks. Because of this, each Campus Martius park has a twin nearby. https://imgur.com/ji0l2Nn

This is nuts, how much of this was actually built?
I've highlighted the buildings that exist in the city today according to the following scheme:

• Green = 100% conforming to the Woodward plan
  
• Yellow = Partially conforming to the Woodward plan
  
• Red = Does not conform to the Woodward plan
  

First, here's the buildings on top of the existing street layout:
https://imgur.com/P2uQaD3
Now, replace that street layout with Woodward's:
https://imgur.com/JRYkclz
Finally, destroy the nonconforming buildings and replace them with conforming buildings:
https://imgur.com/ZOokpeJ
This plan seems crazy, where did Woodward get the idea from?
He was impressed and inspired by Washington D.C. and its diagonal avenues, but Woodward's plan takes it a step further. While Washington D.C. is simply a system of rectangular lots that happens to have diagonal avenues in it, the Woodward plan is a modular system entirely based on triangles that could be added as the city expanded.
Are you saying the spoke roads are not a part of the Woodward Plan?
Yes, this is a common misconception. The only relationship the spoke roads have to the Woodward plan is that they take roads that are part of the Woodward plan and extend them straight for ~40 miles.
Why was so little of the plan implemented?
Firstly, Woodward had limited authority to break up land that was already owned. For example, the government owned the area between Michigan Ave and Jefferson Ave and chose to arrange it in a conventional grid. Additionally, land in parcels perpendicular to the river owned by individuals, like the Brush family and the Beaubien family, could not be broken up and incorporated into the plan.
Secondly, drafting up a city plan takes time and the people of Detroit grew restless as time passed after the devastating fire. The public also disliked the idea of so much public park space. Coupled with a general resistance for change, emnity toward Woodward's plan grew, so much so that others in Michigan's government would try to undo it while he was away. On one such occurrence, Woodward's detractors authorized the land north of Grand Circus park to be sold in rectangular parcels. Despite Woodward's alarm and protests that such a maneuver was illegal, the sale went through in 1817. This killed hope of implementing any more of the Woodward Plan. Part of Woodward's written complaint was as follows: “Nature had destined the city of Detroit to be a great interior emporium, equal, if not superior, to any other on the surface of the … globe. … In such a case that art of man should aid the benevolence of the Creator, and no restricted attachment to the present day or to present interests should induce a permanent sacrifice of ulterior and brilliant prospects.”
And with that, Detroit's chance to develop as a truly one-of-a-kind city passed. The question of "what if" has reigned unchallenged ever since. Until now, that is. Working from Judge Woodward's original plans, I built the city street by street and building by building in Sketchup, creating "Woodward Detroit". I've included some famous Detroit buildings in Woodward Detroit, most of the rest are "filler" buildings meant to give the impression of a complete city. Now, I give you Detroit built per Woodward's own specifications.
Some Aerial Photos and the Skyline
https://imgur.com/tBFvwfh https://imgur.com/Yn4TJyc https://imgur.com/sVuvYse
Transit in Woodward Detroit
I see a lot of discussion around the Detroit subreddit about Detroit's transit woes so I did some thinking about transit, both from the present Detroit perspective of auto-dominance and an alternate rail and subway perspective.
Roads
Woodward could not have foreseen the explosive growth Detroit would see, eventually growing to a city of two million. I beilieve it is remarkable that he included 120' and 200' roads when designing the city in 1805; he showed remarkable foresight there that would lend itself well to Detroit's development as Motor City. However, I believe a limitation would show itself in the circle parks. Twelve roads all come together and you're stuck in a giant traffic circle. That sounds like a traffic nighmare.
On an interesting side note, there is nothing special about Woodward Avenue in Woodward Detroit. It isn't even a grand avenue. In present Detroit after the Woodward plan was defeated, people came along afterward and extended Fort, Michigan, Grand River, Woodward, Gratiot, and Jefferson into the "spokes" we know today. Ironically, the defeat of the Woodward Plan allowed Woodward to become a household name by having his name attached to the major thoroughfare of M-1.
While I have depicted the medians in the grand avenues as solid, there is no reason they couldn't be crossed with streets as they are presently on Washington Blvd, for example.
The layout of one way streets in the small Woodward portion of present Detroit gives a clue what the layout in Woodward Detroit could be like. The circle park road is one way, like a giant roundabout, then the outer concentric circular roads are also one way in alternating directions.
https://imgur.com/1dB9WLT
Writing my own fantasy history, we'll say that the parks contributed to traffic in Woodward Detroit becoming the worst in the country by the 1950s. Citizens of Woodward Detroit unified in such an uproar at the idea running highways through their unique city that the city was forced to look at more efficient ways of moving people...
Rail / Subway
The 200' wide grand avenues leave ample room for light rail in the medians, one track each way. However, unlike in present Detroit, where roads run dozens of miles without interruption, the grand avenues of Woodward Detroit are full of parks. One possible course of action is to use the Campus Martius style parks as stations and the Circle parks as interchanges for the trains.
https://imgur.com/WDPDvAz
A second option is more familiar: spokes. These lines could be on the surface or a subway system, but I call them "the subway" in the rest of the post, so we'll go with that. I like this spoke option because it solidifies Grand Circus park as the center of the city, with subway lines stretching out to the suburbs in a similar fashion to the spoke roads today. I don't know what the Grand Circus park station would look like, with the logistics of six subway lines all intersecting there, but I'm sure the result would be a marvel of the transit world. I chose to leave it to the imagination and have them all mash together, beacuse such a station is beyond my skill to create.
https://imgur.com/lCh1UWQ
Thirdly, the "why not both?" option ensures ample transit coverage.
https://imgur.com/sd5R4Z6
Now, with all of these lines, subways, and stations, it seems we need some way to move people around between them. Hence, the People Mover takes its place in Woodward Detroit. The People Mover can finally serve its intended purpose of moving people between different transit lines.
https://imgur.com/51MRHuq
Both sets of rail and the people mover create a robust transit system.
https://imgur.com/27WzjJ9
Looking at specific famous Detroit buildings / locations
Renaissance Center Since the unique part of the Woodward plan applies to only above Jefferson Ave, the Renaissance Center can stay exactly where it is in present Detroit.
https://imgur.com/VpLTfFZ
One Detroit Center, One Woodward Ave, McKinsey, Crowne Plaza
https://imgur.com/F4G5vis
Penobscot Building, Guardian Building, 211 Fort St.
https://imgur.com/OtgdTft
Campus Martius, First National Building, One Campus Martius, One Kennedy Square The first two buildings conform to the Woodward plan, One Kennedy Square was reshaped.
https://imgur.com/lXWFtS7
Monroe Block, First National, Cadillac Tower, Cadillac Square Cadillac Square is not a square any longer; instead it is just a part of Michigan Grand Ave. I've included a concept for the upcoming development on the Monroe block.
https://imgur.com/VoGyaiV
Hudson's Site Based upon the latest renderings, though the tower of apartments is more inspired by the first rendering. Standing 800' tall to its roof, this new skycraper is a focal point for present Detroit and Woodward Detroit alike.
https://imgur.com/z6NuGkB
View from top of David Whitney Building
https://imgur.com/9D9HaWA
Book Skyscraper In my made up history, the Woodward plan allowed Detroit's boom and surge to reach even greater heights before the Depression, enabling the construction of grand plans that were shelved in present Detroit because of the Depression. One such building is the 82 Story Book skyscraper attached to the Book Tower we know and love, standing about 900' tall!
https://imgur.com/27v3W27
Grand Circus Park Grand Circus Park would be quite a sight, to be standing in the center of the full circle with all twelve lots occupied by towers (though I didn't have the heart to remove the eternal parking lot at Adams and Madison (apparently now called Aretha Franklin Way)). In this alternate history, it is the transit hub of Detroit, served by six subway lines and the People Mover.
https://imgur.com/6hCgcTL
Water Board Building
https://imgur.com/VOHe101
Detroit Library
https://imgur.com/cssXTnA
Michigan Central Station
https://imgur.com/ntN6jHM https://imgur.com/MPXMKgi
Greektown / Casino
https://imgur.com/hQICX6D
Fisher Building
Another Detroit building that was prevented from reaching its full potential by the Depression. The Fisher Building we know today is less than a third of the original plan. You can read more about that in my post here: https://www.reddit.com/Detroit/comments/5vu97d/alternate_history_the_fisher_building_is_finished/?st=j89fj0h5&sh=928a4c31
In my alternate history, the Fisher brothers, seeking to cement their legacy with the largest commercial building in the world, finally convinced the city to allow the construction of their tower inside a circle park, ensuring that it is visible as the terminating vista on 12 streets. The Albert Kahn firm spared no expense and created a lavish limestone 60 story tower flanked by two 30 story towers, crowned by gold leaf roofs and all joined together by a U shaped, three-story lobby filled with decadent gold leaf, bronze, frescos, and murals. Finished just months before the 1929 Great Depression, it stands as a nationally-recognized high point of Art Deco architecture.
https://imgur.com/Bk17fXV
(Aside: How tall is it? There is a problem with the scale of the Fisher Building model. The width is correct at 800' and the footprint actually does just barely fit inside a circle park. However, the roof height (not including spire) of the 30 story part is 301' in the model while the actual roof height is 418.3'. Applying this scale factor would put the actual height of the 60 story roof at 938.3'.)
Riverfront Towers, Cobo, Joe Louis
https://imgur.com/v0WPDBn
Comerica Park and Ford Field
I experimented to see if these stadiums could fit inside circle parks.
https://imgur.com/AtGJUJR
https://imgur.com/g1n75ZF
Views
Aerial Views and Views from the tops of buildings
https://imgur.com/QyRFaqZ https://imgur.com/UE4TfN1 https://imgur.com/LpIYRNT https://imgur.com/NtHsBd8 https://imgur.com/U6D40h0 https://imgur.com/DhQs0Yl https://imgur.com/v7V2uz4 https://imgur.com/Wf6gOjm
Matched Photo
I attempted to match an aerial photo I found https://imgur.com/N7tf2lR http://banana1015.com/files/2016/03/Spencer-Platt-Getty-Images.jpg
Bonus
Woodward Detroit's one-of-a-kind layout has created a close knit city with an atmosphere like no other, with world leading architecture, innovation, and a robust transit system. Naturally, a certain tech company looking for their second HQ chose it as their first choice, claiming "there weren't ever really any other options." I had some fun making a circle park and its surrounding buildings into one unified HQ complex. And it does lie on one of the subway lines.
https://imgur.com/3lY5Rtn
Conclusion & Sources
For further reading about the history of the Woodward plan, I recommend this excellent three part article, from which I sourced much of my information:
http://detroiturbanism.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-woodward-plan-part-i-origins.html
Some information also came from here, a shorter summary focusing on the plan's downfall:
https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2015/06/01/the-detroit-that-never-was-how-the-woodward-plan-died-197-years-ago
In conclusion, once I learned about Woodward and his grand plan for Detroit, I voraciously devoured any information I could find about it. The combination of its true uniqueness among urban designs and the fact that just enough of the plan was built to stimulte curiousity but not enough to indicate what the whole city would look like sent me on this path. My goal was to create what Woodward could not and provide an alternate vision for what Detroit could have been. I greatly enjoyed following Woodward's own procedure to lay out a section and then populating with all the buildings and details. I am very pleased with the final results and hope you are too. I undertook this project out of passion and interest. I hope you enjoyed reading and that I arranged the content in a clear manner. Thanks for reading!
Acknowledgements
A wonderful tool in Sketchup is the ability to import models created by others. I used this to build more of a connection from my virtual Woodward Detroit to the Detroit we know today and I feel the results of my project would not have been even half as good without them. A big thank you to the following Sketchup users:

• City of Detroit: finalcutjoe
• Ally building: C M.
• Guardian, Penobscot, David Stott, Cadillac Place, Cadillac Tower, Fisher Buildings: wyliepoon (Fisher Building was modified to its "full" version by me)
• 211 Fort: Jk
• One Woodward Ave: Mads P.
• First National Building: CS3Design
• RenCen: green
• Greektown Casino: Luke Potenza
• J.L. Hudson Department Store: LateTU
• Detroit Library Main Branch: Jim
• Ford Field: svr2009/ViperDesigns
• Comerica Park, Cobo Center: Google Geo Models
• Joe Louis Arena: fsl0811
• Michigan Central Station: Mike G.

Also thank you to this reddit post; which fueled my inspiration for this project: https://www.reddit.com/MapPorn/comments/14qgyc/oc_my_map_of_the_1807_woodward_plan_for_the/?st=j89i5z1x&sh=62676319

Leading Picture
https://i.imgur.com/tBFvwfh.jpg
Setting the Scene:
The year is 1805. Detroit has a population of about 1000 people and has only been a part of the United States for two years. Alas, it doesn't take long for things to go horribly wrong, as the entire city burns down this year. Judge Augustus Woodward, the first Judge of the Michigan Territory, creates an ambitious and unique plan to rebuild it.
Summary of what follows:
Ultimately, for various reasons, only a small fraction of Judge Woodward's grand plan was actually implemented. My goal is to attempt to see what Detroit would be like had the Woodward plan been fully carried out, as well as educate about the details of the plan and its history.
If you're just here for the pictures, here is a link to the complete album:
https://imgur.com/a/y5hLS
If you're still with me, without further ado, let's get started.
What was Woodward's plan?
I think it is best to show it in terms of what would change about Detroit as we know it, step by step:
https://imgur.com/a/LjTL1
Key Points of the Woodward Plan

• Triangles! The Woodward plan is based upon repeating triangular sections, not the typical rectangular grid.
  • Despite this, most of the building plots are still rectangular. Exceptions are the pentagonal ones around Campus Martiuses and the wedge and triangle ones around Grand Circuses
• 200' wide grand avenues running N-S and E-W. These create a familiar rectangular grid among the madness of the triangles.
  • 120' radiating avenues are still pretty wide (for reference Michigan Ave Downtown is ~93' wide including sidewalks)
• Parks, parks, and more parks. Each triangular Woodward section has one Grand Circus circle park, one Campus Martius rectangular park, and 8 triangle parks. Because of this, each Campus Martius park has a twin nearby. https://imgur.com/ji0l2Nn

This is nuts, how much of this was actually built?
I've highlighted the buildings that exist in the city today according to the following scheme:

• Green = 100% conforming to the Woodward plan
  
• Yellow = Partially conforming to the Woodward plan
  
• Red = Does not conform to the Woodward plan
  

First, here's the buildings on top of the existing street layout:
https://imgur.com/P2uQaD3
Now, replace that street layout with Woodward's:
https://imgur.com/JRYkclz
Finally, destroy the nonconforming buildings and replace them with conforming buildings:
https://imgur.com/ZOokpeJ
This plan seems crazy, where did Woodward get the idea from?
He was impressed and inspired by Washington D.C. and its diagonal avenues, but Woodward's plan takes it a step further. While Washington D.C. is simply a system of rectangular lots that happens to have diagonal avenues in it, the Woodward plan is a modular system entirely based on triangles that could be added as the city expanded.
Are you saying the spoke roads are not a part of the Woodward Plan?
Yes, this is a common misconception. The only relationship the spoke roads have to the Woodward plan is that they take roads that are part of the Woodward plan and extend them straight for ~40 miles.
Why was so little of the plan implemented?
Firstly, Woodward had limited authority to break up land that was already owned. For example, the government owned the area between Michigan Ave and Jefferson Ave and chose to arrange it in a conventional grid. Additionally, land in parcels perpendicular to the river owned by individuals, like the Brush family and the Beaubien family, could not be broken up and incorporated into the plan.
Secondly, drafting up a city plan takes time and the people of Detroit grew restless as time passed after the devastating fire. The public also disliked the idea of so much public park space. Coupled with a general resistance for change, emnity toward Woodward's plan grew, so much so that others in Michigan's government would try to undo it while he was away. On one such occurrence, Woodward's detractors authorized the land north of Grand Circus park to be sold in rectangular parcels. Despite Woodward's alarm and protests that such a maneuver was illegal, the sale went through in 1817. This killed hope of implementing any more of the Woodward Plan. Part of Woodward's written complaint was as follows: “Nature had destined the city of Detroit to be a great interior emporium, equal, if not superior, to any other on the surface of the … globe. … In such a case that art of man should aid the benevolence of the Creator, and no restricted attachment to the present day or to present interests should induce a permanent sacrifice of ulterior and brilliant prospects.”
And with that, Detroit's chance to develop as a truly one-of-a-kind city passed. The question of "what if" has reigned unchallenged ever since. Until now, that is. Working from Judge Woodward's original plans, I built the city street by street and building by building in Sketchup, creating "Woodward Detroit". I've included some famous Detroit buildings in Woodward Detroit, most of the rest are "filler" buildings meant to give the impression of a complete city. Now, I give you Detroit built per Woodward's own specifications.
Some Aerial Photos and the Skyline
https://imgur.com/tBFvwfh https://imgur.com/Yn4TJyc https://imgur.com/sVuvYse
Transit in Woodward Detroit
I see a lot of discussion around the subreddit about Detroit's transit woes so I did some thinking about transit, both from the present Detroit perspective of auto-dominance and an alternate rail and subway perspective.
Roads
Woodward could not have foreseen the explosive growth Detroit would see, eventually growing to a city of two million. I beilieve it is remarkable that he included 120' and 200' roads when designing the city in 1805; he showed remarkable foresight there that would lend itself well to Detroit's development as Motor City. However, I believe a limitation would show itself in the circle parks. Twelve roads all come together and you're stuck in a giant traffic circle. That sounds like a traffic nighmare.
On an interesting side note, there is nothing special about Woodward Avenue in Woodward Detroit. It isn't even a grand avenue. In present Detroit after the Woodward plan was defeated, people came along afterward and extended Fort, Michigan, Grand River, Woodward, Gratiot, and Jefferson into the "spokes" we know today. Ironically, the defeat of the Woodward Plan allowed Woodward to become a household name by having his name attached to the major thoroughfare of M-1.
While I have depicted the medians in the grand avenues as solid, there is no reason they couldn't be crossed with streets as they are presently on Washington Blvd, for example.
The layout of one way streets in the small Woodward portion of present Detroit gives a clue what the layout in Woodward Detroit could be like. The circle park road is one way, like a giant roundabout, then the outer concentric circular roads are also one way in alternating directions.
https://imgur.com/1dB9WLT
Writing my own fantasy history, we'll say that the parks contributed to traffic in Woodward Detroit becoming the worst in the country by the 1950s. Citizens of Woodward Detroit unified in such an uproar at the idea running highways through their unique city that the city was forced to look at more efficient ways of moving people...
Rail / Subway
The 200' wide grand avenues leave ample room for light rail in the medians, one track each way. However, unlike in present Detroit, where roads run dozens of miles without interruption, the grand avenues of Woodward Detroit are full of parks. One possible course of action is to use the Campus Martius style parks as stations and the Circle parks as interchanges for the trains.
https://imgur.com/WDPDvAz
A second option is more familiar: spokes. These lines could be on the surface or a subway system, but I call them "the subway" in the rest of the post, so we'll go with that. I like this spoke option because it solidifies Grand Circus park as the center of the city, with subway lines stretching out to the suburbs in a similar fashion to the spoke roads today. I don't know what the Grand Circus park station would look like, with the logistics of six subway lines all intersecting there, but I'm sure the result would be a marvel of the transit world. I chose to leave it to the imagination and have them all mash together, beacuse such a station is beyond my skill to create.
https://imgur.com/lCh1UWQ
Thirdly, the "why not both?" option ensures ample transit coverage.
https://imgur.com/sd5R4Z6
Now, with all of these lines, subways, and stations, it seems we need some way to move people around between them. Hence, the People Mover takes its place in Woodward Detroit. The People Mover can finally serve its intended purpose of moving people between different transit lines.
https://imgur.com/51MRHuq
Both sets of rail and the people mover create a robust transit system.
https://imgur.com/27WzjJ9
Looking at specific famous Detroit buildings / locations
Renaissance Center Since the unique part of the Woodward plan applies to only above Jefferson Ave, the Renaissance Center can stay exactly where it is in present Detroit.
https://imgur.com/VpLTfFZ
One Detroit Center, One Woodward Ave, McKinsey, Crowne Plaza
https://imgur.com/F4G5vis
Penobscot Building, Guardian Building, 211 Fort St.
https://imgur.com/OtgdTft
Campus Martius, First National Building, One Campus Martius, One Kennedy Square The first two buildings conform to the Woodward plan, One Kennedy Square was reshaped.
https://imgur.com/lXWFtS7
Monroe Block, First National, Cadillac Tower, Cadillac Square Cadillac Square is not a square any longer; instead it is just a part of Michigan Grand Ave. I've included a concept for the upcoming development on the Monroe block.
https://imgur.com/VoGyaiV
Hudson's Site Based upon the latest renderings, though the tower of apartments is more inspired by the first rendering. Standing 800' tall to its roof, this new skycraper is a focal point for present Detroit and Woodward Detroit alike.
https://imgur.com/z6NuGkB
View from top of David Whitney Building
https://imgur.com/9D9HaWA
Book Skyscraper In my made up history, the Woodward plan allowed Detroit's boom and surge to reach even greater heights before the Depression, enabling the construction of grand plans that were shelved in present Detroit because of the Depression. One such building is the 82 Story Book skyscraper attached to the Book Tower we know and love, standing about 900' tall!
https://imgur.com/27v3W27
Grand Circus Park Grand Circus Park would be quite a sight, to be standing in the center of the full circle with all twelve lots occupied by towers (though I didn't have the heart to remove the eternal parking lot at Adams and Madison (apparently now called Aretha Franklin Way)). In this alternate history, it is the transit hub of Detroit, served by six subway lines and the People Mover.
https://imgur.com/6hCgcTL
Water Board Building
https://imgur.com/VOHe101
Detroit Library
https://imgur.com/cssXTnA
Michigan Central Station
https://imgur.com/ntN6jHM https://imgur.com/MPXMKgi
Greektown / Casino
https://imgur.com/hQICX6D
Fisher Building
Another Detroit building that was prevented from reaching its full potential by the Depression. The Fisher Building we know today is less than a third of the original plan. You can read more about that in my post here: https://www.reddit.com/Detroit/comments/5vu97d/alternate_history_the_fisher_building_is_finished/?st=j89fj0h5&sh=928a4c31
In my alternate history, the Fisher brothers, seeking to cement their legacy with the largest commercial building in the world, finally convinced the city to allow the construction of their tower inside a circle park, ensuring that it is visible as the terminating vista on 12 streets. The Albert Kahn firm spared no expense and created a lavish limestone 60 story tower flanked by two 30 story towers, crowned by gold leaf roofs and all joined together by a U shaped, three-story lobby filled with decadent gold leaf, bronze, frescos, and murals. Finished just months before the 1929 Great Depression, it stands as a nationally-recognized high point of Art Deco architecture.
https://imgur.com/Bk17fXV
(Aside: How tall is it? There is a problem with the scale of the Fisher Building model. The width is correct at 800' and the footprint actually does just barely fit inside a circle park. However, the roof height (not including spire) of the 30 story part is 301' in the model while the actual roof height is 418.3'. Applying this scale factor would put the actual height of the 60 story roof at 938.3'.)
Riverfront Towers, Cobo, Joe Louis
https://imgur.com/v0WPDBn
Comerica Park and Ford Field
I experimented to see if these stadiums could fit inside circle parks.
https://imgur.com/AtGJUJR
https://imgur.com/g1n75ZF
Views
Aerial Views and Views from the tops of buildings
https://imgur.com/QyRFaqZ https://imgur.com/UE4TfN1 https://imgur.com/LpIYRNT https://imgur.com/NtHsBd8 https://imgur.com/U6D40h0 https://imgur.com/DhQs0Yl https://imgur.com/v7V2uz4 https://imgur.com/Wf6gOjm
Matched Photo
I attempted to match an aerial photo I found https://imgur.com/N7tf2lR http://banana1015.com/files/2016/03/Spencer-Platt-Getty-Images.jpg
Bonus
Woodward Detroit's one-of-a-kind layout has created a close knit city with an atmosphere like no other, with world leading architecture, innovation, and a robust transit system. Naturally, a certain tech company looking for their second HQ chose it as their first choice, claiming "there weren't ever really any other options." I had some fun making a circle park and its surrounding buildings into one unified HQ complex. And it does lie on one of the subway lines.
https://imgur.com/3lY5Rtn
Conclusion & Sources
For further reading about the history of the Woodward plan, I recommend this excellent three part article, from which I sourced much of my information:
http://detroiturbanism.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-woodward-plan-part-i-origins.html
Some information also came from here, a shorter summary focusing on the plan's downfall:
https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2015/06/01/the-detroit-that-never-was-how-the-woodward-plan-died-197-years-ago
In conclusion, once I learned about Woodward and his grand plan for Detroit, I voraciously devoured any information I could find about it. The combination of its true uniqueness among urban designs and the fact that just enough of the plan was built to stimulte curiousity but not enough to indicate what the whole city would look like sent me on this path. My goal was to create what Woodward could not and provide an alternate vision for what Detroit could have been. I greatly enjoyed following Woodward's own procedure to lay out a section and then populating with all the buildings and details. I am very pleased with the final results and hope you are too. I undertook this project out of passion and interest. I hope you enjoyed reading and that I arranged the content in a clear manner. Thanks for reading!
Acknowledgements
A wonderful tool in Sketchup is the ability to import models created by others. I used this to build more of a connection from my virtual Woodward Detroit to the Detroit we know today and I feel the results of my project would not have been even half as good without them. A big thank you to the following Sketchup users:

• City of Detroit: finalcutjoe
• Ally building: C M.
• Guardian, Penobscot, David Stott, Cadillac Place, Cadillac Tower, Fisher Buildings: wyliepoon (Fisher Building was modified to its "full" version by me)
• 211 Fort: Jk
• One Woodward Ave: Mads P.
• First National Building: CS3Design
• RenCen: green
• Greektown Casino: Luke Potenza
• J.L. Hudson Department Store: LateTU
• Detroit Library Main Branch: Jim
• Ford Field: svr2009/ViperDesigns
• Comerica Park, Cobo Center: Google Geo Models
• Joe Louis Arena: fsl0811
• Michigan Central Station: Mike G.

Also thank you to this reddit post; which fueled my inspiration for this project: https://www.reddit.com/MapPorn/comments/14qgyc/oc_my_map_of_the_1807_woodward_plan_for_the/?st=j89i5z1x&sh=62676319

Hi NEETS,
I'm one of you. I stumbled upon this acronym pursuing the nets and what do you know? The Internet provides. So I decided to make a reddit account just for you.
I want to share some ideas that may be of value to you. Myself being a NEET for the last 5 years, may have a prescription.
First, a little about myself. I'm currently 27. I suppose I was a "normal" kid living a "normal" life. I had a few friends (who have long since moved on with their lives). I didn't really study or apply myself, just went through the motions. Nothing inspiring, no mentors, unable to see my potential. Fortunately, I used my ethnicity to get a get a full ride scholarship to university. I had published some science papers and was on my way, so to speak. Then, something changed.
To make a long story short I had come to a pungent realization that our civilization is insane. In fact, you could name any portion of it and I have strong reasoning supporting the pure foolishness and corruption of it all -- I suppose you could call it nihilism, but I believe in morality and God, so maybe only a nihilist in part. This is how I think of our world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJjpxFUbLs Just a bunch of blind dumb ants running in a circle, following the traditions of our predecessors, until we reach the inevitable conclusion of unsustainable capitalism. So I sabotaged myself. I wasn't interested in being a part of the death spiral. My last two years of college I stopped going to class letting my GPA (and according to society "my value") plummet. I gave the world the finger and with hypomanic delusions I had convinced myself I would be the next Steve Jobs. Little did I understand the cultural indoctrination of everyone around me and the impossibility of them overcoming their myopic psychology. In other words, society treats NEETS poorly, and thus we withdraw our presence.
Well, 5 years later I'm essentially broke, no assets (except a computer), living with my parents with no intention of continuing with establishment education that has failed us all, even they don't know it. Am I hopeless? Some days. Will I ever find a woman who loves me for me, and not my assets? Maybe. Am I giving up? No. Why? Because we live in an unprecedented time where nobody really knows what’s going to happen with the economy. The old guard (establishment) is obsolete.
While I may of been wrong about what I would accomplish, my perspective is valid. In particular, I believe the Internet has fundamentally changed our society and has brought many many new opportunities. Opportunities for NEETS to accomplish their goals.
I speculate that the hardest battle is the first one, that is, you have to battle your mind. You have to believe in yourself. Believe that you can change yourself. Believe that you can become whomever you choose. Once you win this battle, the rest is a matter of time.
Once you believe, then you need to make realistic goals. You need to decide what you want out of this depressing, short, and magical thing called life. Here are some of the goals I choose, but your goals are for you to decide:

1. Be healthy, look healthy
2. Own a tiny house with a debt free life
3. Free myself by working from the Internet
4. Have a family

Then you got to start the journey of a 1000 miles with a single step. Remember life is a marathon, not a sprint. It may take years to see the result of your labor. The pain of climbing the mountain is worth the view (p.s. you won't remember the pain, but you will see the accomplishment which will only motivate you further).
Two things that have helped me greatly are exercise and education. Exercise because it teaches you how to overcome challenges, how to push your limits. It helps you see the progress in yourself, and also, because humans are superficial creatures who respect physical strength, including pretty ladies.
When I say education I'm not talking about the crap they are feeding us in primary through PhD "education". Their methods are crap, I promise you. I see what the professors see and guess what, most of them have no clue whats happening in the 21 century, they are old and indoctrinated! -- everything is too complex so they specialize to the point where they are blind.
When I say education I am referring to using the Internet to learn a skill that others find valuable. Make sure you like the skill you choose because you'll be wanting to be the best you can be, meaning I expect you to be a world expert, whatever it is. Focus, focus, focus, train, train, train. Build your skill over time, not in a week or a month or a year -- over a lifetime. As I said, journey of a 1000 miles.
Pick something that will be in demand, where you can work from the Internet. Things like computer programming (python), 3D modeling (solidworks), graphic artist (adobe software). Pirate whatever you need. The Internet will provide you with everything to get started, the rest comes from experience. Train like your life depends on it, because it does. It’s the difference between living a fulfilling life or living a miserable life.
Stop any bullshit preventing you from accomplishing your goals. TV, porn, video games, and other distractions. It’s tough, but essential that you make sacrifices. You will make mistakes and sometimes fall, but NEVER GIVE UP, EVER! Eventually you will be winning, be patient.
And most importantly, I don't really know the idiosyncratic reasons of why we are NEETS. But I promise you that if you seek God, He will help you accomplish all your goals.

You might think you've peeped the scene You haven’t, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addictions Well, gather 'round children, zip it, listen Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh tvbh Oh, oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo Me drown sorrow in that Diablo Me found bravery in my bravado DJs need to listen to the models "You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" (You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?) Stupid, but what the hell do I know? I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Look like a fat booty Celine Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher Tell me how do you respond to students? And refresh the page and restart the memory? Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies Sorry for the night demons still visit me The plan was to drink until the pain over But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Fresh air, rollin' down the window Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low Don't make me pull the toys out, huh Don't make me pull the toys And fire up the engines, huh And then they make noise Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh At the mall, there was a seance Just kids, no parents Then the sky filled with herons (I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron And the hell, it wouldn't spare us And the fires did declare us But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress And woke up back in Paris Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it I can feel it slowly drifting away from me I’m on the edge, so why you playing? I’m saying I will never ever let you live this down, down, down Not for nothing I’ve foreseen it, I dream it I can feel it slowly drifting away from me No more chances if you blow this, you bogus I will never ever let you live this down, down, down Penitentiary chances, the devil dances And eventually answers to the call of Autumn All of them fallin’ for the love of ballin’ Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin Inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums Based off the way we was branded Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon And at the airport they check all through my bag And tell me that it’s random But we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage I need a happy ending and a new beginning And a new fitted, and some job opportunities that's lucrative This the real world, homie, school finished They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS I won’t be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it? Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it I can feel it slowly drifting away from me I’m on the edge, so why you playing? I’m saying I will never ever let you live this down, down, down Is hip hop just a euphemism for a new religion? The soul music of the slaves that the youth is missing This is more than just my road to redemption Malcolm West had the whole nation standing at attention As long as I’m in Polo smiling, they think they got me But they would try to crack me if they ever see a black me I thought I chose a field where they couldn’t sack me If a nigga ain't shootin' a jump shot, running a track meet But this pimp is, at the top of Mount Olympus Ready for the World’s game, this is my Olympics We make ‘em say ho cause the game is so pimpish Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick I insisted to get up offa this dick And these drugs, niggas can't resist it Remind me of when they tried to have Ali enlisted If I ever wasn't the greatest nigga, I must have missed it! Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it I can feel it slowly drifting away from me I’m on the edge, so why you playing? I’m saying I will never ever let you live this down, down, down I need more drinks and less lights And that American Apparel girl in just tights She told the director she tryna get in a school He said “take them glasses off and get in the pool” It’s been a while since I watched the tube Cause like a Crip set, I got way too many blues for any more bad news I was looking at my resume feeling real fresh today They rewrite history, I don’t believe in yesterday And what’s a black Beatle anyway, a fucking roach? I guess that's why they got me sitting in fucking coach My guy said I need a different approach Cause people is looking at me like I’m sniffing coke It's not funny anymore, try different jokes Tell ‘em hug and kiss my ass, x and o And kiss the ring while they at it, do my thing while I got it Play strings for the dramatic ending of that wack shit Act like I ain't had a belt in two classes I ain't got it I’m coming after whoever who has it I’m coming after whoever. Who has it? You blowin' up, that’s good, fantastic That y’all, it's like that y'all I don’t really give a fuck about it at all Cause the same people that tried to black ball me Forgot about two things, my black balls Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it I can feel it slowly drifting away from me I’m on the edge, so why you playing? I’m saying I will never ever let you live this down, down, down I done copped Timb's, lived in lenses, kid Armani suits, fresh fruits, Bally boots and Benzes Counting up, smoking, one cuff Live as a red Jag, a Louis bag, grabbing a blunt, fuck it Steam about a hundred and one L's Kites off to jails, buying sweats, running up in Stetson Nigga hat game was special It matched every black pair of Nikes, throwing dice for decimals The older head, bolder head, would train a soldier head Make sure he right in the field, not a soldier dead That meant code red, bent off the black skunk The black dutch, back of the old shed If you can’t live, you dying, you give or buy in Keep it real or keep it moving, keep grinding Keep shining, to every young man, this is a plan Learn from others like your brothers Rae and Kanye Not for nothing I've forseen it, I dream it I can feel it slowly dripping away from me No more chances if you blow this, you bogus I will never ever let you live this down, down, down I’m living in that 21st Century, doing something mean to it Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it I guess every superhero need his theme music No one man should have all that power The clock’s ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I’m tripping off the power (21st-Century schizoid man) The system broken, the school is closed, the prison's open We ain’t got nothing to lose, motherfucker we rolling Huh? Motherfucker we rolling With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands In this white man world, we the ones chosen So goodnight, cruel world, I’ll see you in the morning Huh? I’ll see you in the morning This is way too much, I need a moment No one man should have all that power The clock’s ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I’m tripping off the power Till then, fuck that, the world’s ours And they say, and they say And they say, and they say And they say, and they say(21st-Century schizoid man) Fuck SNL and the whole cast Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass More specifically they can kiss my asshole I’m an asshole? You niggas got jokes You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in And I embody every characteristic of the egotistic He knows, he’s so fucking gifted I just needed time alone with my own thoughts Got treasures in my mind but couldn’t open up my own vault My childlike creativity, purity and honesty Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts Reality is catching up with me Taking my inner child, I’m fighting for custody With these responsibilities that they entrusted me As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece Thinking No one man should have all that power The clock’s ticking, I just count the hours Stop tripping, I’m tripping off the powder Till then, fuck that, the world’s ours And they say, and they say And they say, and they say And they say, and they say (21st-Century schizoid man) Colin Powells, Austin Powers Lost in translation with a whole fucking nation They say I was the abomination of Obama’s nation Well that’s a pretty bad way to start the conversation At the end of the day, god damn it I’m killing this shit I know damn well y’all feeling this shit I don’t need your pussy, bitch, I’m on my own dick I ain’t gotta power trip, who you going home with? How 'Ye doing? I’m surviving I was drinking earlier, now I’m driving Where the bad bitches, huh? Where you hiding? I got the power to make your life so exciting Now this will be a beautiful death I’m jumping out the window, I’m letting everything go I’m letting everything go Now this will be a beautiful death I’m jumping out the window, I’m letting everything go I’m letting everything go Now this will be a beautiful death I’m jumping out the window, I’m letting everything go Letting everything go You got the power to let power go? (21st-Century schizoid man) All of the lights, lights, all of the lights Turn up the lights in here, baby Extra bright, I want y'all to see this Turn up the lights in here, baby You know what I need, want you to see everything Want you to see all of the lights Fast cars, shooting stars All of the lights, all of the lights Until it's Vegas everywhere we are (all of the lights) If you want it, you can get it for the rest of your life If you want it, you can get it for the rest of your life Something wrong, I hold my head MJ gone, our nigga dead I slapped my girl, she called the feds I did that time and spent that bread I’m heading home, I’m almost there I’m on my way, heading up the stairs To my surprise, a nigga replacing me I had to take him to that ghetto university (All of the lights) Cop lights, flashlights, spotlights Strobe lights, street lights (All of the lights, all of the lights) Fast life, drug life, thug life Rock life, every night (All of the lights) Turn up the lights in here, baby Extra bright, I want y'all to see this Turn up the lights in here, baby You know what I need, want you to see everything Want you to see all of the lights Restraining order, can’t see my daughter Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order Public visitation, we met at Borders Told her she take me back, I’ll be more supportive I made mistakes, I bumped my head Courts sucked me dry, I spent that bread She need her daddy, baby please Can’t let her grow up in that ghetto university (All of the lights) Cop lights, flashlights, spotlights Strobe lights, street lights (All of the lights, all of the lights) Fast life, drug life, thug life Rock life, every night (All of the lights) Turn up the lights in here, baby Extra bright, I want y'all to see this Turn up the lights in here, baby You know what I need, want you to see everything Want you to see all of the lights Getting mine, baby Got to let these niggas know, yeah Getting right, babe You should go and get your own Getting mine, baby Got to let these niggas know, yeah Getting right, babe You should go and get your own Unemployment line, credit card declined Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind? And also was about to do that line K, okay, you know we going all the way this time We going all the way this time We going all the way this time (We going all the way this time) We going all the way this time Turn up the lights in here, baby Extra bright, I want y'all to see this Turn up the lights in here, baby You know what I need, want you to see everything Want you to see all of the lights Whoa, whoa (I tried to tell you but all I could say was ohh) Whoa, whoa (I tried to tell you but all I could say was ohh) Whoa, whoa (I tried to tell you but all I could say was ohh) Whoa, whoa (I tried to tell you but all I could say) I shoot the lights out Hide 'til it's bright out Oh just another lonely night Are you willing to sacrifice your life? Bitch, I'm a monster, no-good blood-sucker Fat motherfucker, now look who's in trouble As you run through my jungles all you hear is rumbles Kanye West samples, here's one for example Gossip, gossip, nigga just stop it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert Profit, profit, nigga I got it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands The best living or dead hands down, huh Less talk, more head right now, huh And my eyes more red than the devil is And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch No matter who you go and get Ain't nobody cold as this Do the rap and the track, triple double no assists And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit I heard that people sing raps to give the track pain Bought the chain that always give me back pain Fucking up my money so yeah I had to act sane Chi nigga but these hoes love my accent Chick came up to me and said "This the number to dial If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now" Mix that Goose and Malibu I call it "Malibooyah" Goddamn, Yeezy, how he hit 'em with a new style? Know that motherfucker well: "What you gonna do now?" Whatever I want to do. Gosh! It's cool now Know I'm gonna do, ah, it's the new now Think you motherfuckers really really need to cool out Cause you'll never get on top of this So mommy, best advice is just to get on top of this Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus Head of the class and she just won a swallowship I'm living in the future so the present is my past My presence is a present, kiss my ass Gossip, gossip, nigga just stop it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert Profit, profit, nigga I got it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience Question: What do these things all have in common? Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster Conquer, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense Nonsense, none of you niggas know where the swamp is None of you niggas have seen the carnage that I've seen I still hear fiends scream in my dreams Murder, murder in black convertibles, I Kill the block, I murder the avenues, I Rape and pillage your village, women and children Everybody want to know what my Achilles heel is Love, I don't get enough of it All I get is these vampires and blood-suckers All I see is these niggas I made millionaires Milling about, spilling they feelings in the air All I see is these fake fucks with no fangs Trying to draw blood from my ice-cold veins I smell a massacre Seems to be the only way to back you bastards up Gossip, gossip, nigga just stop it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert Profit, profit, nigga I got it Everybody know I'm a motherfucking monster I'ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert I'ma need to see your fucking hands Pull up in the monster automobile, gangsta With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka Yeah I'm in that Tonka color of Willy Wonka You could be the king but watch the queen conquer OK, first things first I'll eat your brains Then I'm a start rocking gold teeth and fangs Cause that's what a motherfucking monster do Hair dresser from Milan that's the monster 'do Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe Young Money is the roster and a monster crew And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face And if I'm fake, I ain't notice cause my money ain't So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? But my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50K for a verse, no album out Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbiez got to climb it Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wylin' Nicki on them titties when I sign it That's how these niggas so one-track-minded But really really I don't give a F-U-C-K Forget Barbie, fuck Nicki cause she's fake She on a diet but her pockets eating cheesecake And I'll say bride of Chucky is child's play Just killed another career, it's a mild day Besides 'Ye, they can't stand besides me I think me, you and Am should ménage Friday Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for Aaaah, I'm a motherfucking monster I crossed the limelight And I'll let God decide And I wouldn't last these shows So I am headed home I crossed the limelight And I'll let God decide And I wouldn't last these shows So I am headed home I crossed the limelight And I'll let God decide And I wouldn't last these shows So I am headed home One hand in the air if you don't really care Two hands in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous One hand in the air if you don't really care Middle finger in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous Life can be sometimes ridiculous I'm so appalled, Spalding ball Balding Donald Trump taking dollars from y'all Baby, you're fired, your girlfriend hired But if you don't mind, I'ma keep you on call We above the law, we don't give a fuck about y'all I got dogs that'll chew a fucking hole through the wall But since they all lovers, I need more rubbers And if I don't use rubbers, need more covers Housekeeping, I mean goddamn One time let it be a bad bitch sweeping That know we get O's like Cheerios That know because they seen us in the videos That know the day that you play me Would be the same day MTV play videos That was a little joke, voila Praises due to the most high, Allah Praises due to the most fly, Prada Baby, I'm magic, tada Address me as your highness, high as United 30,000 feet up and you are not invited Niggas be writing bullshit like they gotta work Niggas is going through real shit, man, they out of work That's why another goddamn dance track gotta hurt That's why I'd rather spit something that got a purp' Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches I mean this shit is fucking ridiculous Five star dishes, different exotic fishes Man, this shit is fucking ridiculous How should I begin this? I'm just so offended How am I even mentioned by all these fucking beginners? I'm so appalled, I might buy the mall Just to show niggas how much more I have in store I'm fresher than you all, so I don't have to pause All of y'all can suck my balls through my drawers Dark Knight feeling, die and be a hero Or live long enough to see yourself become a villain I went from the favorite to the most hated But would you rather be underpaid or overrated? Moral victories is for minor league coaches And 'Ye already told you we major, you cockroaches Show me where the boats is, Ferrari Testarossas And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused I lost thirty mil, so I spent another thirty 'Cause unlike Hammer, thirty million can't hurt me Fucking insane, the fuck am I saying? Not only am I fly, I'm fucking not playing All these little bitches too big for they britches Burning they little bridges, fucking ridiculous Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches I mean this shit is fucking ridiculous Five star dishes, different exotic fishes Man, this shit is fucking ridiculous Success is what you make it, take it how it come A half a mil in twenties like a billion where I'm from An arrogant drug dealer, the legend I become CNN said I'd be dead by twenty-one Blackjack, I just pulled an ace As you looking at the king in his face Everything I dream, motherfuckers, I'm watching it take shape While to you I'm just a young rich nigga that lacks faith Range Rove, leather roof, love war, fuck a truce Still move a bird like I'm in bed with Mother Goose Them hoes coming in a baker's dozen Claiming they was with me when they know they really wasn't I keep the city's best, never said she was the brightest So if you had her too, it don't affect me in the slightest I never met a bitch that didn't need a little guidance So I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness I speak the gospel, hostile Tony doing time for what he did to nostrils Paranoid mind, I'm still under the watchful Eye of the law, aspire for more Them kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw Flaws ain't flaws when it's you that makes the call Flow similar to the legends of the falls Spill it, I own you all, yeah One hand in the air if you don't really care Two hands in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous One hand in the air if you don't really care Middle finger in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous Life can be sometimes ridiculous Hah, I am so outrageous I wear my pride on my sleeve like a bracelet If God had an iPod, I'd be on his playlist My phrases amazes the faces in places The favorite, hah, my cup overrunneth with hundreds Dummy, damn, it's hard not for me to waste it The new Commandment: "Thou shalt not hate, kid" My movement is like the civil rights, I'm Ralph David Abernathy, so call my lady Rosa Parks I am nothing like them niggas, baby, those are marks I met this girl on Valentine's Day, fucked her in May She found out about April, so she chose to march Hah, damn another broken heart I keep bitches by the twos, nigga, Noah's ark I got a seven on me, I call my 'dro Lamar Plus a Trojan in my pocket, Matt Leinart G-A-T in the Pathfinder Cause you haters got PhDs Y'all just some major haters and some math minors Tiger Woods, don't make me grab iron Ayo, champagne wishes and thirty white bitches You know the shit is fucking ridiculous Cars for the missus and furs for the mistress You know that shit is fucking ridiculous One hand in the air if you don't really care Two hands in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous One hand in the air if you don't really care Middle finger in the air if you don't really care It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous Life can be sometimes ridiculous I love it though I love it though, y'know? Put your hands to the constellations The way you look should be a sin, you my sinsation I know I’m preaching to the congregation We love Jesus but you done learned a lot from Satan I mean a nigga did a lot of waiting We ain't married but tonight I need some consummation May the Lord forgive us, may the gods be with us In that magic hour I seen good Christians Make rash decisions, oh she do it What happened to religion? Oh, she lose it She putting on her make up, she casually allure Text message break ups, the casualty of tour How she gon' wake up and not love me no more? I thought I was the asshole, I guess it’s rubbing off Hood phenomenon, the LeBron of rhyme Hard to be humble when you stunting on a jumbotron I’m looking at her like this what you really wanted, huh? Why we argue anyway? Oh, I forgot, it's summertime Put your hands to the constellations The way you look should be a sin, you my sinsation I know I’m preaching to the congregation We love Jesus but she done learned a lot from Satan (Satan, Satan, Satan) I mean a nigga did a lot of waiting We ain't married but tonight I need some consummation When the sun go down it's the magic hour And outta all the colors that'll fill up the skies You got green on your mind, I can see it in your eyes Why you standing there with your face screwed up? Don’t leave while you're hot that’s how Mase screwed up Throwing shit around, the whole place screwed up Maybe I should call Mase so he could pray for us I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat I ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat You see I always loved that sense of humor But tonight you should have seen how quiet the room was The Lyor Cohen of Dior Homme That's "Dior Homme", not "Dior, homie" The crib Scarface, could it be more Tony? You love me for me? Could you be more phony? Put your hands to the constellations The way you look should be a sin, you my sinsation Haven’t said a word to me this evening Cat got your tongue? Lookin' at my bitch I bet she give your ass a bone Lookin' at my wrist it'll turn your ass to stone Stretch limousine, sipping Rosé all alone Double-headed monster with a mind of his own Cherry red chariot, excess is just my character All black tux, nigga shoes lavender I never needed acceptance from all you outsiders Had cyphers with Yeezy before his mouth wired Before his jaw shattered climbing up the Lord's ladder We still speeding, running signs like they don't matter Uh, hater talking never made me mad Never that when I'm in my favorite papertag Therefore G4's at the Clearport When it come to tools fool I'm a Pep Boy When it came to dope I was quick to export Never tired of ballin' so it's on to the next sport New Mercedes sedan, the Lex sport So many cars DMV thought it was mail fraud Different traps, I was getting mail from Polk County, Jacksonville, rep Melbourne Whole clique's appetite had tapeworms Spinning Teddy Pendergrass vinyl as my J burns I shed a tear before the night's over God bless the man I put this ice over Getting 2Pac money twice over Still a real nigga, red Coogi sweater, dice roller I'm making love to the angel of death Catching feelings never stumble, retracing my steps And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can She find pictures in my e-mail I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good with that shit See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hoodrats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can Run away from me, baby, run away Run away from me, baby, run away When it starts to get crazy, why can't she just, run away? Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can 24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it Now pick your next move, you could leave or live wit' it Ichabod Crane with that motherfucking top off Split and go where? Back to wearing knockoffs, haha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off Hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty hoes in the balla-nigga matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless P! Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know I did damage Cause the look in your eyes is killing me I guess you are at an advantage Cause you can blame me for everything And I don't know how I'mma manage If one day you just up and leave And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags Let's have a toast for the assholes Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can I think I just fell in love with a porn star Turn the camera on, she a born star Turn the corners in a foreign car Call the coroners, do the CPR She gave that old nigga a ulcer Her bittersweet taste made his gold teeth ache Make her knees shake, make a priest faint Make a nun cum, make her cremate Move downtown, cop a sweet space Livin’ life like we won the sweepstakes, what We headed to hell for heaven’s sakes, huh Well I’mma levitate, make the devil wait, yeah! Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we’ll live a hell of a life Never in your wildest dreams Never in your wildest dreams, in your wildest You could hear the loudest screams Comin’ from inside the screen, you a wild bitch Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy Said her price go down, she ever fuck a black guy Or do anal, or do a gangbang It’s kinda crazy that’s all considered the same thing Well I guess a lotta niggas do gang bang And if we run trains, we all in the same gang Runaway slaves all on a chain gang Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we’ll live a hell of a life One day I’m gon' marry a porn star We’ll have a big-ass crib and a long yard We’ll have a mansion and some fly maids Nothin’ to hide, we both screwed the bridesmaids She wanna role play, 'til I roll over I’mma need a whole day, at least rolled doja What party is we goin’ to on Oscar day 'specially if she can’t get that dress from Oscar de La Renta, they wouldn’t rent her, they couldn’t take the shame Snatched the dress off her back and told her, “Get away” How could you say they live they life wrong? When you never fuck with the lights on Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we crossed the line No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need Grab my hand and baby we’ll live a hell of a life I think I fell in love with a porn star And got married in a bathroom Honeymoon on the dance floor And got divorced by the end of the night That’s one hell of a life Whose fault? Let's play the blame game, I love you, more Let's play the blame game for sure Let's call out names, names, I hate you, more Let's call out names, names, for sure I'll call you bitch for short As a last resort, and my first resort You call me motherfucker for long At the end of it you know we both were wrong But I love to play the blame game, I love you more Let's play the blame game for sure Let's call her names, names, I hate you, more Let's call her names, names, for sure On a bathroom wall I wrote "I'd rather argue with you than be with someone else" I took a piss and dismiss it like "fuck it" And I went and found somebody else Fuck arguing and harvesting the feelings Yo, I'd rather be by my fucking self Till about two a.m. and I call back And I hang up and I start to blame myself Somebody help... Let's play the blame game, I love you more Let's play the blame game for sure Let's call her names, names, I hate you, more Let's call her names, names, for sure You weren't perfect but you made life worth it Stick around, some real feelings might surface Been a long time since I spoke to you in a bathroom Gripping you up, fucking and choking you What the hell was I supposed to do? I know you ain't getting this type of dick from that local dude And if you are I hope you have a good time Cause I definitely be having mine And you ain't finna see a mogul get emotional Every time I hear bout other niggas is strokin' you Lying, say I hit you, he sitting there consoling you Running my name through the mud, who's provoking you? You should be grateful a nigga like me ever noticed you Now you noticeable and can't nobody get control of you 1AM and can't nobody get a hold of you I'm calling your brother's phone like what was I supposed to do? Even though I knew, he never told the truth He was just gon' say whatever that you told him to At a certain point I had to stop asking questions Y'all got dirt on each other like mud wrestlers I heard he bought some coke with my money That ain't right girl You getting blackmailed for that white girl You always said, "Yeezy, I ain't your right girl" You'll probably find one of them "I like art"-type girls All of the lights, she-was-caught-in-the-hype girl And I was satisfied being in love with the lie Now who to blame, you to blame, me to blame For the pain and it poured every time when it rained Let's play the blame game Let's play the blame game, I love you more Let's play the blame game for sure "Things used to be, now they not Anything but us is who we are Disguising ourselves as secret lovers We've become public enemies We walk away like strangers in the street Gone for eternity We erased one another So far from where we came With so much of everything, how do we leave with nothing? Lack of visual empathy equates the meaning of L-O-V-E Hatred and attitude tear us entirely" But I love to play the blame game, I love you more Let's play the blame game for sure Let's call out names, names, I hate you, more Let's call out names, names, for sure I can't love you this much, I can't love you this much I can't love you this much, I can't love you this much I can't love you this much, no, I can't love you this much I can't love you this much, I can't love you this much And I know that you are somewhere doing your thing And when the phone called it just ring and ring You ain't pick up but your phone accidentally called me back And I heard the whole thing I heard the whole thing, the whole thing, the whole thing Ohh my God Baby, you done took this shit to another mother fucking level! Now a neighborhood nigga like me ain't supposed to be getting no pussy like this God damn, God damn! Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga? (Yeezy taught me) You never used to talk dirty, but now you God damn disgusting! My, my God, where'd you learn that? (Yeezy taught me) Look at you mother fucking butt ass naked... With them motherfucking Jimmy Choos on... Who taught you how to put some motherfucking Jimmy Choos on? (Yeezy taught me) Yo you took your pussy game up a whole 'nother level! This is some Cirque du Soleil pussy now! Shit! You done went all porno on a nigga, okay? And I, and I love it... And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you! How did you learn, how... how did your pussy game come up? (Yeezy taught me) I was fucking parts of your pussy I'd never fucked before! I was in there like "Oh, shit! I never been here before! I've never even seen this part of pussy town before!" It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit. What the fuck happened? Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered? (Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy) You know what, I got to thank Yeezy. And when I see that nigga, I'mma thank him. I'mma buy the album, I'mma download that motherfucker, I'm-a shoot a bootlegger! That's how good I feel about this nigga Oww, I still can't believe you got me this watch! This motherfucker is the exact motherfucker I wanted! Even with the bezel! This is the motherfucker I wanted! I saw this shit, I saw it, Twista had this shit on in The Source! I remember, Twista had this motherfucker on in The Source! That's right, that's right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever! Where you learn to treat a nigga like this? (Yeezy taught me) Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy taught you well I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind I'm building a still to slow down the time I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind I'm building a still to slow down the time I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind I'm building a still, down the time I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life (I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind) I'm new in the city, and I'm down for the night (I'm building a still, to slow down the time) Down for the night Said she’s down for the night Slow down the time I'm lost in the world, I'm down on my mind (I'm up in the woods) I'm new in the city, but I'm down for the night (I'm building a still) Down for the night Down for the night You're my devil, you're my angel You're my heaven, you're my hell You're my now, you're my forever You're my freedom, you're my jail You're my lies, you're my truth You're my war, you're my truce You're my questions, you're my proof You're my stress and you're my masseuse Ma ma se, ma ma se, ma ma ku sa Lost in this plastic life Let's break out of this fake-ass party Turn this into a classic night If we die in each others arms, still get laid in the afterlife If we die in each others arms, still get laid, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind (Run from the lights, run from the night) I'm new in the city, but I'm down for the night (Run for your life, down for the night) I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life I'm new in the city, and I'm down for the night Down for the night Down for the night Who will survive in America? Who will survive in America? Who will survive in America? Who will survive in America? I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life (Run from the lights, run from the night) I'm new in the city, and I'm down for the night (Run for your life, down for the night) I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life I'm new in the city, but I'm down for the night Down for the night Oh, oh, get down Hey woah Hey woah Hey woah Hey-hey Hey woah Hey woah Hey woah Hey-hey Hey woah Hey woah Hey woah Hey-hey Hey woah Hey woah Hey woah Hey-hey

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