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For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

2012.02.05 07:54 doginabathtub For photos that are, you know, mildly interesting

Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.
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2016.02.14 14:30 jesusgeuse Simpsons Shitposting

A subreddit devoted to Simpsons Shitposting. As well as everyone's favorite family The Thompsons.
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2018.01.21 03:25 shadowalien13 Clever Comebacks

A place for great retorts. If someone just got shown up, this is the place to post it.
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2023.05.29 07:05 Kirmark Voice chatGPT

Voice chatGPT
My client told me not to overdo it and relax a little, so what did I do? Spent 14 straight hours crafting a cool Telegram bot, of course! Now I've got a snazzy bot that can handle voice messages. I just speak to ChatGPT and it chats right back at me - how neat is that? 🤖
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2023.05.29 06:45 josheyua ~Pentecost~ The Coming of The Holy Spirit

Acts 1:4-5
he (Jesus) ordered them not to depart from Jerusalem, but to wait for the promise of the Father, which, he said, “you heard from me; 5for John baptized with water, but you will be baptized with the Holy Spirit not many days from now.”
When he rose and ascended there was still a culmination to come. A culmination of what the prophets had told of long ago. Hidden, but meant to be unraveled like a gift when the revelation was made open to those that would receive it,
to all who did receive him, who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God, 13who were born, not of blood nor of the will of the flesh nor of the will of man, but of God. - John 1:12-13
His life had triumphed over death by death defeating the powers of evil making them a spectacle and payed an eternal debt we owed we could not pay all the while making the gift - eternal life itself, the very presence of God possible to live inside every person that would receive it by Faith
5Jesus answered, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. 6That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’ 8The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes. So it is with everyone who is born of the Spirit.” - John 3
They were waiting for the promise. Yearning and waiting with anticipation. Did they know what this 'baptism' in fire would really be? Just like the prophecies about Messiah, what was it that they really thought they were waiting for? Alls they knew was that they needed to be together and pray,
Acts 2
1When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. 2And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.
But more than just the effects of a storm,
3And divided tongues as of fire appeared to them and rested on each one of them. 4And they were all filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues as the Spirit gave them utterance.
I really like this quote from a respected Christian author
'If you are what you should be, you will set the whole world ablaze.' - Catherine of Siena
That is what happened on Pentecost in that upper room. They were lit ablazed with The Living God, the very presence of God, and I believe The same physical emanation of God that led the children of Israel in a pillar of fire by night and the burning bush that spoke to Moses - The Holy Spirit himself
It says tongues (some translations cloves) as of fire appeared to each of them individually and rested upon them. Like a candlestick, they now could be carriers of God's presence.
But this gift wasn't meant to be exclusively all for them. On the day (which many have called the 'birth of The Church') it was a gathering together of all that would believe, and not just to one group,
9Parthians and Medes and Elamites and residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, 10Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya belonging to Cyrene, and visitors from Rome, 11both Jews and proselytes, Cretans and Arabians—we hear them telling in our own tongues the mighty works of God.” 12And all were amazed and perplexed, saying to one another, “What does this mean?”
...
And in the last days it shall be, God declares, that I will pour out my Spirit on all flesh, and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams; - Acts 2:17 / Joel 2:28
This would be just the very beginning of their blaze upon the world. The very tip of even all the miracles Jesus began to do, because through them and through The Spirit now He himself would continue to do all what he did on earth - to redeem, to open the eyes of the blind, and to heal to the ends of the earth.
And now the mission has been given to us.
The voice of the LORD makes the deer give birth and strips the forests bare, and in his temple all cry, “Glory!” - Psalm 29:9
For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD as the waters cover the sea. - Habakkuk 2:14
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2023.05.29 06:34 12nb34 At any rate, what I wanted to say is that I believe that covid and long covid are antibody-dependent. And at some point there will be no other way but to reset the antibody configuration for everybody who vaccinated themselves with these vaccines aka everybody

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2023.05.29 06:30 JoshAsdvgi The Ass And The Load Of Salt

The Ass And The Load Of Salt

The Ass And The Load Of Salt
A Merchant, driving his Ass homeward from the seashore with a heavy load of salt, came to a river crossed by a shallow ford.
They had crossed this river many times before without accident, but this time the Ass slipped and fell when halfway over.
And when the Merchant at last got him to his feet, much of the salt had melted away. Delighted to find how much lighter his burden had become, the Ass finished the journey very gayly.
Next day the Merchant went for another load of salt.
On the way home the Ass, remembering what had happened at the ford, purposely let himself fall into the water, and again got rid of most of his burden.
The angry Merchant immediately turned about and drove the Ass back to the seashore, where he loaded him with two great baskets of sponges.
At the ford the Ass again tumbled over; but when he had scrambled to his feet, it was a very disconsolate Ass that dragged himself homeward under a load ten times heavier than before.

The Moral Of This Tale
"The same measures will not suit all circumstances"
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2023.05.29 06:14 brokendollamp Mirena health concerns

The first day really sucked, of course and some of the following days after I could barely do anything. After two weeks, it completely calmed down and I was able to do more stuff but that only lasted another 2 weeks until sudden intense pain would come and go every now and then again. I brushed it off longer just thinking it's normal for some of us but now I am getting sick and tired of it. It's been 2 months since being put under for the opporation and everyone I know have been telling me it is NOT normal to experience as much pain as I get when it creeps up on me. I have a check-up appointment on Thursday to see if it's out of place or that my body just refuses to accept the mirena. If my body is rejecting it, I'll have to get it removed. It's a shame because it's helped my hormones a lot but the pain isn't worth it and it's affecting my sex life. I was put on an 8 month waiting list for this thing, thinking I will finally have the right birth control for me. I need to know what kind of pain is normal for some people with this device. Before birth control, I usually had a painless and healthy cycle every month so I assumed this pain was what many woman experienced and I was just sensitive
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2023.05.29 05:47 JoaozeraPedroca IWTL how to get to Canada as young as possible!

I live in a 3rd world country. My dream is living in Canada one day, it's perfect! It's cold (which i love), it's quite safe, its economy is much better than here, etc.

However, that would take a bunch of money. How can i get that money as fast as possible?

You guys think i should go to college? What kind of job do you guys think i should strive for? etc.

I don't want to get there on my 50s, at that point i will already have a foot in the grave...
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2023.05.29 05:14 bubble_tea_93 Sump pump smells like rotten eggs?

I just moved into a brand new basement apartment, and it's been built to code (that's a shocker around where I live!).
Everything is great except for one really stinky issue. To the left of my bedroom closet sits a sump pump. I'm assuming this house has it as it sits near a lake; I've never lived in a home with a sump pump before.
I don't know why or what causes it, but I've noticed that sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, a very strong smell of rotten eggs emenates through my bedroom. After the rotten egg smell goes away it smells even worse. I can't even describe it other than It is so bad that it's distracting and incredibly uncomfortable to breathe in.
The smell lasts for maybe 5 minutes and then it's completely gone. Like after that point, I can go right up to it and I don't smell anything.
Anyone know what can cause a smell like that? Is that just how sump pumps work?
If this is normal, is there anything I can do to make it more bearable? Or is this a problem that I need to tell my landlord about?
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2023.05.29 05:11 isitmeorathrowaway Child Custody, restraining order, and mom’s new boyfriend is a freshly released felon

I’m uploading for somebody close to me to see what we can do.
Toby’s ex wife started dating a felon in prison since before the divorce was started. It’s been about 4ish years since they have been dating. He has been incarcerated until about this week. He is a felon, manslaughter x2 and DUI. We are worried about two things: 1) out of state kidnapping: we are worried his ex will try to take the kids out of state to where the felon is from. They have perfect 50/50 custody with no child support from either end. Kids are heavily rooted in hometown with support systems from both families. 2) ex wife is going to move the felon into the children’s home immediately. As in same month he got out of prison: he has no job, no way to support himself, and cannot ever get a drivers license again. Permanent revocation. He hasn’t had a chance to rehabilitate and adjust to life outside prison. She hasn’t known him to be a safe person outside of 4 walls. We cannot trust he is safe around the kids.
What are the options? We are in California and we want to know what steps to take that don’t involve an attorney yet because of how much the fees cost.
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2023.05.29 05:07 unblocked_Games How to Download Whatsapp Status Videos/Photos

How to Download Whatsapp Status Videos/Photos

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WhatsApp is the worldwide most popular messaging app, and its status feature allows users to share photos, videos, and texts with their contacts. Download WhatsApp status is visible to all contacts for 24 hours and disappears automatically. While it’s a great way to share moments and updates, sometimes we may want to save the status.
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2023.05.29 04:58 MohgLordOfMaidens A wild hunt

A wild hunt
Welcome to the museum. Today we will be seeing the one and only
Today we will be looking at a conversation between 2 assholes. It’s hilarious. We can see how this takes place in a 1-2 year old chat. An outdated source of info that was never answered. Then shaquille oatmeal32 seems to have found easy prey, he was mistaken unfortunately. This wild creature picked a fight with a “Massivecuntisaurus”, a nearly apex predator of consuming insults like fries. He attempts to insult the massivecuntisaurus but fails to realise it has no effect. The only way you can defeat this apex is by giving it love and affection or laughing with it. Unfortunately, this wild species of shaquille oatmeal32 doesn’t realise the trap ahead. He insults more and more but to no avail. The anger in him collects and believes throwing insults at the massivecuntisaurus will still work. Desperate he brings out hypocritical insults and hopes the apex doesn’t notice. It fails once again. Let’s hope that in time this species learns from its mistake or perhaps it take on another massivecuntisaurus or maybe even the same one.
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2023.05.29 04:34 WheatSilverGreen02 Are there any meetup-like groups for the Chicago Naked Bike Ride on June 24th?

The world naked bike ride has been on my bucket list for many years.
Unfortunately, my friends are prudes that think this is ridiculous to do in your late 30s.
I am apprehensive about showing up alone as I don't want to look like a creep.
Are there any meetup like groups that do this together?
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2023.05.29 03:41 mooshucow I stopped by the Toronto outlet & walked away with only one item somehow.

I stopped by the Toronto outlet & walked away with only one item somehow.
Item pictured: pace rival mr skirt in sunny coral. I’m usually not a fan of bright colors, but I picked this up for the summer. It’s much brighter than it looks on camera. I tried so much on but wasn’t a big fan of many of the items. What makes this even better is that the price is $69 CAD but I’m an American so that’s $50.74 USD. If you have an outlet near you, it’s worth checking out! They even had aligns on sale for $29 CAD but none in my size sadly.
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2023.05.29 03:36 Rsthey of all things

...
and how was I ever supposed to know
that this is how things would go
when the picture you painted of you and me
you did so with hope and guarantee
cause of all things in a world of
bad and worse
your brush strokes they called me perfect
of all things in a world of
unease and anxiety
your colors they deemed me comfort
of all things in a world of
dull and boring
your primer it turned me vibrant
of all things in a world of
shy and timid
your motif it made me confident
but then the painting fell apart
when I got a peek into your heart
the tints and the shades they swapped their spots
and darlin did it hurt me lots
cause of all things in a world of
trust and reliance
our painting it was of lies and deceit
of all things in a world of
whole and pristine
our painting you left it incomplete
so how was I supposed to have known
that this is how things would have gone
for the picture you painted of you and me
would've been so perfect, had you just let it be
...
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2023.05.29 03:28 Lower-Possibility826 Handling my jealousy and overthinking nature?

I am just in need of some advice as my brain is driving me nuts at this moment.
My fiance and I have been together for 13 years. We want to get married but finances and the fact that we just immigrated has put us back a little.
So just so you understand, my fiance is that one in a million type of people. She’s very attractive, kind, funny, friendly, great heart, always putting other people before herself and the list goes on and on.
Not to blow my own whistle here, but I would also consider myself a good and genuine guy. Have never cheated / flirted with other people, will always care for her needs. I cook, clean, open the door for her, work my ass off to give her a great life, love her the way she wants to be loved, am EXTREMELY patient, never lift my voice at her, etc etc.
We’re generally a great team.
We’ve NEVER had any trust broken between each other and both of us are not the type of people to 1) put ourself in a situation where we’ll cheat, 2) actually cheat!
She’s always been in a female dominant career but because we’ve immigrated , she changed up her career and going a bit more corporate now.
And here comes my current problem.
So let me start off with this. I KNOW I’m in the wrong for thinking these things and for not trusting that it’s not going to turn out the way my (fucked up) brain is thinking. The worst part is, I’m insecure about myself as a person, and I’m an over thinker (yay!).
She’s going to be a personal assistant to a man that is the same age as us, is a director of the company, is single, is attractive and probably ticks all the insecurities I have about myself.
But please give me advice on how I let my insecurities leave my head and actually switch off these thoughts running WILD through my head.
I am struggling with sleeping because my thoughts are literally consumed by the worst things that might happen.
I’m not even going to explain my thoughts, you know what they are.
TLDR; my fiance is started a career as a personal assistant and my insecurities are getting the best of me.
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2023.05.29 03:08 themerrymountain Web 3 Examples

WEB 3.0 or, as it is more often known, “Web3” is an evasive collection of ideas on how the future web should appear and function. We are presently midway between Web 2.0 and Web 3.0, and the precise shape of the future web has yet to be determined. We’ll look at some particular instances of Web3 technology and talk about what Web3 is. strive to have a look at some Web3 web technologies and check out these 10 Web 3.0 examples:
https://www.analyticsinsight.net/10-web-3-0-examples-is-this-the-internets-future/
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2023.05.29 02:53 Mateo_OD This is for those who live in Florida (Around Orlando)

So I’m a 22M from NY and my mother plans on moving to Florida in a few months (around September) and I was curious to know what the dating scene is like over there
I’ve been there many times. A lot of the women seem friendly enough. The times I’ve been there I tend to get complimented more than usual, but since those are just vacations I take I don’t deem it necessary to look for anything since I’d be leaving anyway
But now since I’ll officially be there I just wanted to know what it’s like. Is it difficult? Is it simple? Are people more interested in hookups or actual relationships? Things like that.
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2023.05.29 02:07 FeraynIronmane Frostfall/Campfire Coverage glitch

I have to be the dumbest MFer on this thread. I need someone to be able to walk me through the 'fixes' because I have tried all the fixes that many (if not all) other posts have claimed to work and well.... it's not working for me. Frostfall will not let me change the coverage/warmth values on any gear and says I have no coverage at all outside of the menu. Which really sucks, because I won't play Skyrim without the mod anymore.
I am using a fair amount of mods, but the two that are being a donk at the moment are Frostfall and Campfire. Don't know how to make them behave. I've downloaded the USSEFP, the Address Library for SE, SKSE 64, and PapyrusUtil SE but still no dice.
Can anyone spare a few minutes to walk me through this?
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